Well pretty soon it'll be 11.30 and I think I've done enough reporting of a Monday morning; time for a perv (and a Diet Coke if anyone fancies doing a shop run). How much hotness can you squeeze into one movie this summer? This seems to be the battle between movie makers of late. First we had - keep your knickers on - Magic Mike boasting Channing Tatum's abs and Alex Pettyfer's jawline (among others) and now we can look forward to Total Recall. Doesn't get much better than this, folks, unless you've a thing for the wrinklies in which case The Expendables 2 ought to be right up your street.

Presenting a buffer-than-we've-seen-him-in-ages Colin Farrell, flanked by two of the hottest actresses in Hollywood, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel, this is one movie where the plot will likely go over my head. Let's just hope there's no crucial plot points at the same time that Farrell whips his top off.

Anyhoo, last night saw the LA launching photo call for the forthcoming movie, held at the Beverley Hills Four Seasons and we've got the pics right here.

Without further ado: om, nom and NOM.

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