It's always handy if you're wearing a dress with a train to a fancy awards show to ask the designer of said dress to be your date for the evening. That way, when the train needs fixing on the red carpet, he won't be able to help himself and will naturally be all over the arranging of it. That's not always the case.

Here's Heidi posin' in Zac Posen with no Zac Posen in sight...

When she turned around, Zac was not on top of her train, so in swept what appears to be Jesse Tyler Ferguson off Modern Family.

Zac, obviously embarrassed by his GROSS oversight, then dutifully joined in.

What's the moral of the story? Heidi Klum should bring Jesse Tyler Ferguson as her date next year. Or Jess Tyler Ferguson just really wanted to start a conversation with Zac Posen...

Neither of the aforementioned are technically morals, but you won't find many of them on these pages.