Preacher Perry Celebrates Face Lifts

Katy Perry's preacher dad, Keith, has been publicly praising his daughter for making his wife 25 years younger. To put it another way, Katy's dad praised her for essentially playing God with what mother nature gave her mum. But that's a terribly cynical view. I've no idea where that came from...

While preaching from his pulpit at The Way Family Church somewhere obscure in California recently, Keith proclaimed:

"My daughter, little Katy Perry, bought my wife a facelift. Hallelujah! My Lord, does she look good. It is amazing what they can do. They took 25 years off her. I am serious - it's amazing. I don't know what I am going to do (moving away from resembling Gary Glitter can only serve to help). I mean, she doesn't look like her mother no more, she looks like Katy Perry's sister. It's going to be difficult because they're going to say, 'Who's this old man with Katy Perry and her sister'?"

For those of you still unaware, Keith is Katy Perry's dad. That's Katy Perry's dad. For the rest of you, all y'all go get them there face lifts now, ya hear, you too could look like Katy Perry's sister, ye darn tootin' etc.

Keith, Katy Perry's dad, also had some stuff to say about Russell Brand...
 

Story by | 12:54 | Thursday 1st July 2010 | Gossip

354

• PreviousAll I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
• View all
• NextKelly Brook Too High Maintenance, Shocker

Comments

• Keith

  First Jessica Simpson's reverand da, "Papa Joe" gets mad into the aul' face lifts and now Katy's preacher da too. These religious people really are hypocrits.

  Posted 20:14 | Thu 1st Jul 2010

Log in to leave a comment

Login or register to leave a comment

Enter your email:

Enter Password: Lost Your Password?