Oh Paris Hilton, as definitive of the word 'class' as ever, I see. I must say I'm shocked that you haven't had more success as a singer with videos like this, really and truly.
In a bid to "rejuvinate" her "singing career", Miss Hilton has joined forces with none other than Lil Wayne who she's hoping will add some much needed street cred to a song that makes reference to her infamous sex tap. Packed to the brim with NSFW lyrics, Wayne says "Last night was awesome, super f***ing awesome, it was me, myself, and I, and her, we had ourselves a foursome. Excuse my french, but f**k the cameras, I wanna spend a night in Paris." You can just hear the likes of John Lennon turning in his grave as he marvels at these thought provoking lyrics, can't you? So profound.
Watch the video that leaked online and you'll see a montage featuring some of Paris's raunchiest footage, among which a car wash clip that originally advertised burgers is included. Again, classy.
While some (and by some I mean none) of you may find yourselves eagerly awaiting the heiress's next album, you may be waiting a little longer than planned. Since splitting from (and falling out with) her producer and boyfriend Afrojack earlier this year, it seems he's pulled the plug on their collaboration, causing her album to be shelved.
I think I speak for everyone when I say 'awh, shucks'.