O.J. Simpson, the man responsible for the birth of reality TV as we know it today (people were mad for that car chase he put on in 1994, and his televised Trial Of The Century. He also made 'Kardashian' a household name), has reportedly set his sights on Kris Jenner.

The National Enquirer reports: "O.J's desperate for face time with Kris and has been laying it on thick in his letters, telling her how beautiful he thinks she is and what wonderful memories he has of their time together. Obviously her power and money is a huge attraction to him, as well as her looks - and he's clearly got it in his head that her cash could get him an early release."

To elaborate on the "wonderful memories" O.J. has of Kris; husband number 1, Robert Kardashian, defended O.J. during his double murder trial. Such fuzzy memories.

Kris has denied receiving any such correspondence from O.J. and has yet to comment on the story. We're with heatworld regarding the rumours; this is a man who - after getting away with the double murder of his then wife and her alleged lover - wrote a book called If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer. He then thought he could get away with armed robbery and kidnap in 2008...

To say he's a chancer of the highest order is something of an understatement... Still, it would make for one hell of a reality TV show. Ryan Seacrest would be ALL over it.