The weekend at Cannes: Cheryl Cole, Pete Doherty and... Tara Reid.
Cannes you keep up with Cannes? Don't worry, we'll make it easy for you.
Rather then talk you through all the different events happening down in Frawwwwnce - there is a LOT - we're just going to go day by day, by having a gawk at who's who and what they're wearing. Let's take a look at May 20th.
A rainy Sunday in Cannes saw most eyes on Cheryl Cole as we tried to distinguish between the red carpet she's standing on and the red feathering that makes up the bottom half of her dress. Donning a number by Stéphane Rolland Haute Couture, at first I was completely on the fence with this one; I'm not sure it's the first thing I'd pick up off a rail of red carpet choices but then again I wouldn't suggest we all forgive Chris Brown either. Perhaps she deserves some kudos for taking a bit of a gamble and having a set of nads. Feathers are in and Cheryl is BACK. Let's give her a break, shall we?
Gambles that didn't quite pay off came in the form of Shia Labeouf who seems to be channeling some sort of evil French Bond villain with that hairdo. Unless your name is Olivier Martinez you should stay away from slicked back hair. Also not paying off was this wan's feathery choice. Too short, m'dear, too short. Meanwhile, taking the sophistication of Cannes down a level was Paris Hilton who, arriving at the VIP Room nightclub with her sister Nicky pulled a number of poses that should never be seen at such a festival. "I like wish my boobs were like this big, y'know?" You're at Cannes, darling. Not a photoshoot for your next sex tape.
Keeping things classy was Tara Reid. Lol, JK, I mean Pete Doherty. Did I say Pete Doherty? I meant Diane Kruger. Very Stacey Keibler at the Oscars. Nevertheless it is good to see Kate Moss's ex doing so well. She's going to really regret dumping him when she gets a load of this. Sex on legs, that is.
Also spotted out and about at the 65th Cannes film festival on Sunday was P-Puffy-Diddy-Daddy-Dirty-Money-or-whatever-he-goes-by-these-days, the cast of Madagascar 3, Chris O'Dowd in a Hawaii-style shirt (if this were anyone other than Chris O'Dowd we'd be given them all this *makesnaggyhandgesture*) and Cyndi Lauper having the lols on a merry-go-round.
That's all for now folks but stay tuned for more galleries later today!
Story by entertainment.ie | 10:39 | Monday 21st May 2012 | Gossip
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