'It started with a kiiiiiiiss. Never thought it'd come to thiiiiisss'... Although, given the people in question are professional shrinking violets Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry,  it was always going to end up with a public spanking. Thing is, does anyone even care anymore? Our views on Katy Perry stories would suggest no one does. And yet here we are regardless. 

So, Katy Perry gave Miley Cyrus access to her mouth mid gig, and when the latter wanted to take it further, the girl who sang about kissing a girl and liking it pulled away because she reckons Miley's tongue is a bit of a hussy. 

Of pulling away from the kiss at Miley's LA gig last week, Katy said in an interview: "I just walked up to her to give her a friendly girly kiss. You know, as girls do. And then she like moved her head and go deeper and I pulled away... God knows where that tongue has been!"

Miley obviously took umbrage as she took to Twitter, basically questioning the sexual health background of John Mayer's tongue...

Then she appeared to lighten the sentiment by adding...

What's left to do but for Katy to give Miley the "biggest spanking" when they're agents arrange for them to hook up next. Sorry, I can't even pretend to care anymore.