This is to be avoided if you're in the workplace or consuming lunch. I'm currently unable to finish my BLT. And I've been privy to all the bottom baring, nipple slipping and fraught moments (ref "Obama is a black Muslim", Swastikas, falling over) her MDNA tour has had to offer.
We're not advocating staring into the abyss that is Madonna's V area (that being V for 'vortex'), but it's always worth taking some time to see a person suffer for their 'art.'
If you are brave enough to stare at it for long enough, you will be able to appreciate just how much Madonna is suffering right there. That is one seriously angry groin. It's akin to Ben Stiller's zip moment from There's Something About Mary, but with added wattling.
Lady Madonna, if you refuse to listen to your critics, you might instead listen to your crotch and put it back in its box where it belongs, preferably free from the confines of fishnets.
PreviousAnd the award for weirdest tatoo of the day... 
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