I'm confused. Not about Lindsay Lohan leaving a police station with a coat over her head, that happens far too often for any level of confusion to creep in. It's just that sometimes you just don't know what article to believe. Best check the Weekly World News; they're the world's only reliable news after all...

We'll elaborate; Bang Showbiz are saying the woman Lindsay attacked in a club was a fortune teller called Tiffany Mitchell who wanted to give her a reading. So Lindsay naturally asked for her space, before deciding the better option was to call her a "f***king gypsie" and punch her in the face. They even have a quote from the fortune teller's husband saying something very viable: "We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion... it was a racist comment. Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can't go around beating people up."

Meanwhile, over at The Sun, they're saying Lindsay was scrapping with "fortune teller Tiffany Mitchell" over Max George. He just happened to be there after The Wanted supported Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden. A source said: "Lindsay was all over Max but was getting drunker and drunker. She became enraged and a fight broke out. Max washed his hands of all of them. He found another girl and left with her instead."

No wonder her husband was so angry.

The article continues: "Lindsay was arrested as she was about to be chauffeured away at 4am. Witnesses heard her whining to cops: 'Oh my God,I didn't touch anyone. Are you kidding me?' The actress was described at a police station as being 'visibly tired'. She left at 7.15am leaving a police station with a jacket held over head. "

Anyway, at least Lindsay is getting the support she needs, via the public forum to Twitter. I especially like the post from her personal assistant, Gavin Doyle. How very caring.