*Sigh*

OK, let's get this over with. Leonardo DiCaprio is not moving to Galway. There's a decent chance that Leonardo DiCaprio has never even been to Galway. But let us state this clearly and unequivocally - Leonardo DiCaprio is not moving to Galway.

The story originated on NewsNow11.com, which LITERALLY SAYS THAT IT'S A SATIRICAL AND FANTASY WEBSITE. IT LITERALLY SAYS IT'S A FAKE NEWS WEBSITE ON ITS WEBSITE.

There is no, "Oh, maybe it's true, maybe there's hope," about this. It's fake. It's all fake. It's a lie. Anyone who says different is lying to you, folks.

Get this through your head - Leonardo DiCaprio is not moving to Galway. He is not "tired of the L.A. lifestyle," nor does he "feel like (he'd) rather just live in a place full of real, genuine people." Sure, Galway may be full of real, genuine people - but Leonardo DiCaprio has probably never met them and there's no way he's moving there.

Sorry to disappoint you, Galway, but this just isn't true. At all.

If, however, Leonardo DiCaprio does end up moving to Galway then I will eat this hat.