And I thought last week dribbled along news wise... this is horrific. Although, feeling as weak as Bambi with a head full of bubbles after a bout of Beelzebubness isn't helping anything resembling creativity. If only Nicholas Cage would get hammered and act the goat again, such stories write themselves. Although, so does this one, it'd just be preferable if it were about someone world famous or, at the very least, talented.
Here goes. Lee Ryan's had one of his official fansites closed by its founders. Why? Well, it seems they grew up. Or they just decided they really didn't like his Zoro tache. Or him raiding Blanche Devereaux's wardrobe. Or the Eurovision. Here's their statement:
"We are extremely sorry to announce that we are forced to close Lee-Ryan.org after running this fansite for six consecutive years. We decided to do it for several reasons. Firstly, we are no longer Lee Ryan's fans which is why running this website became pointless for us. Moreover, we do not have time anymore to continue operating this fansite and searching for news and photos related to Lee Ryan. Lastly, we would like to focus finally on our private lives as well as education and other duties... We wish to thank Lee Ryan for being such a great inspiration and role model for the most of the time."
When he wasn't high fiving Duncan James during threesomes, or tipping cab drivers who had to endure him doing someone in the backseat, or when he wasn't staying stuff like this after 9/11: "What about whales? They are ignoring animals that are more important. Animals need saving and that's more important. This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a f**k about New York when elephants are being killed. I'm not afraid to say this, it has to be said and that's why I'm the outspoken one from the band".
If you're a fan of Lee's, the founders of Lee-Ryan.Org, Maddie and Caroline, are directing you - Lee Ryan's remaining fan - to AllRiseForLee.com.
