Somewhere, Katie Price is blurthering on about "karma, innit."
According to The Sun, the recent ex of Ms Price was arrested this morning at his London abode (I too thought he'd hightailed it back to Argentina) after police to called to the scene.
Thesun.co.uk reports: "The Metropolitan Police confirmed Penna, 27, was held at 5am after a man claimed he had been assaulted. The alleged victim did not require medical treatment, Scotland Yard said. A spokesperson for Penna said: "We can confirm that Leandro Penna was arrested in the early hours of this morning near his central London home. Leo was detained following an apparent altercation with another male at his London home. It is our limited understanding that following a gathering at Leandro's home, guests were asked to leave at around 5am, it is then the alleged incident is said to have taken place."
Penna had been getting on down with the likes of David Haye, Aston Merrygold, and Idris 'what in the name of Jaysis was that interlude piece you did at last night's BBC Sports Personality of the Year cermony' Elba at Will.i.am's I.AM+ foto.sosho camera accessory launch party.
Katie was of course quick to Tweet about the alleged arrest: "Just had a phone call...someones been arrested at last his true colours are being shown (sic)."
And you said he was so nice...