Ah HERE. So they're talking again.

As per The Sun this morning, after ignoring Kristen's tearful texts and incessant phone calls, Rob has finally relented and the pair are now back on talking terms. Wow, what was that, a whole five days? Good job, Rob. Should have freezed her out a bit longer 'til she learns her lesson. Professor Green will not be happy about this.

Given that Kristen Stewart has always known she'd win him back, this is apparently the first sign that things are on the mend. And you can bet your bottom dollar that by the time the last installment of Twilight comes round, they'll be all loved up again (how conveeeeenient) and will no doubt go back to shutting the rest of us out of their private life. How very dare they. Not only do I hope this doesn't happen 'cause I'd be sad - come ON, I'm not the only one to get lost in a daily reverie wherein Robert Pattinson falls for me - I'll also owe entertainment.ie's David Bryan a whole FIVER given that he was the one who predicted this iminent pre-movie release reconciliation, much to my dismay.

What EVER. These Hollywood soap operas drive me up the walls. Let's just leave them to it and get on to more pressing matters like swooning over Colin Farrell and all the rest of the guests - including Kate Beckinsale dressed in a some sort of crocodile-snake hybrid she's just skinned - at the LA premiere of Total Recall.