Jeepers, Kristen Stewart; didn't your mother ever tell you that bad language doesn't suit you? Known for sticking her two fingers up at the camera - something we've grown rather accustom to - K-Stew has thrown all toys out of the pram, branding herself 'a miserable c**t'... Eloquent, don't you think? Even though we were disgusted that she'd cheat on Robert carved-by-angels Pattinson, not even we (known for our durty mouths) would call her that.
The Trampire (*makesevillaugh*) made the distasteful comment in an interview with Balenciaga's creative director Nicolas Ghesquière for Marie Claire. Not that we need to reiterate, but she said: "I'm a miserable c**t. I'm not sure if I'm most happy when I'm comfortable and content or when I'm pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both."
Rrrrright. So she's happy being miserable or she's really really miserable? K-Stew's also in the press today as some 'source' claims they know the ins and outs of hers and Robert Pattinson's bedroom antics. Not the kind of stuff you want to land on the red tops for, is it. Now we don't want the gorey details - and this is just idle gossip, folks - but apparently, it's because of this that K-Stew cheated on Rob in the first place. The Irish Independent report that Kristen "doesn't feel sexually satisfied with Robert." They're quoting the US version of OK! who've revealed that Kristen's hoping they'll visit a sex therapist to address their problems. "She loves Rob and can’t live without him, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any issues... They were having a major disconnect in the bedroom when she cheated on him [with Rupert] and that hasn’t been fixed" says the source.
I don't know about you lot, but thank GAWD we're not famous. Poor Rob.
