Ah, would you lookit. She is very cute, and has no idea the extent of her father's sociopathic tendencies as yet.

Kim Kardashian shared this photo of five-month-old North yesterday, and Kendall was quick to take credit for the snap, retweeting the snap and saying "photo creds to meee!" Perhaps Harry's getting photography lessons off her...

Anyway, shortly after she posted the snap via Instagram, Kim then tweeted some sage advice to all new mothers out there, before heading off shopping with her 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond handing off her ring finger. Are you ready? Here goes:

"Never lose time for you. Go to the gym, get a facial, or manicure to feel good so you can go home and be a good happy mom at home."

Wow. I never thought of that. Perhaps if I had millions in the bank and a nanny of some sort I could head off for an hour to feel good. There's a thought - for the future. For now, the money that used to go on the gym membership is going on childcare, and any facial/manicure money is going on food.

 Bitter, moi?