Not sure how appropriate it is to turn up to a tween flick premiere with nothing but a massive pair of lips covering your baps. But that's Leona Lewis for ya, she's kerayzeee.

However inappropriate that was, it was still more fitting than the presence of this cretin; Miley's fringed thingy (I can just hear the prior conversation: "Oh, so you want me to cover up for this, Tish?! I'll give you covered up, gimme that room divider pronto! But I'll have you know I'm wearing the skull of our dead cat and you can't stop me."), or the length of the future Mrs Bieber's dress *fans self* (although she was positively demure when compared to some - exhibits A, B, C and D). Or the presence of Perez Hilton looking a bit baked.

Those who also bared the brunt of a wall of squeals included Usher's very cute offspring, the Smith Clan, Melanie B's brood, Heather Locklear and her leggy daughter, a Black-Eyed Pea, Darlene from RoseanneChloe Mortez, Whitney Port, the very skinny part Kardashians, and a few others.

If you're so inclined, veeedjio footage from last night's premiere can be see here.