Arbitrary husband number 3, you are one lucky so-in-so. Not every bride comes equipped with its own beach enabled mullet dress and twin air bags.
Katie Price may look like she was having the time of her life during her Sandals Royal Bahamian nuptials, but looks apparently can be deceiving. According to The Sun, the couple had a horrific time, what with butlers asking "are you a porn star", against a backdrop of "ugly skyscrapers" and "plastic sunbeds."
That's not all, their "wedding tent 'looked like it came out of B&Q' and the atmosphere was 'more 18-30' than royal." As a result, the bride was overheard likening Sandals to a "smelly old flip-flop."
The resort's management have since retorted with the following: "As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays."
"Future weddings?" How very dare they, this one's totally for keeps.
