Say goodbye to your childhood, children of the 80s. This old news just got unfortunately fresher.
A copy of The Hulk's previously reported sex tape fell into the laps of Gawker.com, who've decided that sharing is caring and have described in full the 30-minute affair. If you can call it that. Highlights include Hogan's exposed hairline and tanline, Hulkster's exclamations that he feels like a pig for having eaten so recently and some choice words of gratitude afterward including "You're awesome" and "Thank you". Well you can't say he doesn't have manners.
Oh and how about the awkward moment when your phone rings during a 'liaison' and the ringtone is your daughters song. Oh Brooke, if only you could have taught your father to know better. The identity of the woman involved is still a mystery, as is that of the man who leaves them at the beginning of the tape to "do your thing". Not at all seedy now is it. Hogan claims, via lawyers, that the tape was made "secretly and without Hulk's knowledge or permission" so we're probably going to be hearing a lot more on this. Not that it will do much, because as we know, once something is on the internet, it's out there forever. Just ask Paris, Kim, Pammy & Tommy Lee, Colin...
There's not much to see really, but the you can check out a very NSFW highlight clip over on Gawker, if you can stomach grainy black and white CCTV footage of a 59 year old former wrestler going at it.
