Happy Birthday Prince William! 30 Today!

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Happy Birthday Prince William!

Hard to believe he's thirty today. Quite an eventful few months it's been for the future King of England what with his 1 year anniversary with Kate Middleton already come and gone. I remember all too well fancying the pants off him with his sandy blonde hair and rosy cheeks as a teenager, day dreaming that I some day could meet him, make him fall in love with me (because he would so obvz fall for me) so that I could then become an official princess with every right to act like one; demanding what I want when I want whilst wearing pretty and expensive dresses. *sigh* Cheers Kate for RUINING my (and a cast of millions of other hopefuls') dreams.

Marking this special birthday occassion, he'll no doubt receive lots of exciting gifts - Happy Birthday shot glasses, sexy lingerie from his future Queen maybe? and tonnes of other milestone tat - but one thing he'll definitely be receiving is access to an estimated £10million from his late mother Princess Diana's estate, should he choose to now control it.

As per numerous reports, this is half of a trust fund allegedly bequeathed for himself and his brother when she passed away in 1997.

Unlike his ginger haired brother, Prince Harry, William's never been one for landing himself in any sort of Royal scandal - oh unless you count that time he was photographed 'groping' 18-year-old Brazilian Ana Ferreira while in a club in Bournemouth with some pals. (Ferreira later told The Sun "He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them") - so don't be expecting a gallery full of pics tomorrow of Wills and Kate getting locked at a massive tirtieth birthday bash, streamers and strippers all. We expect the pair will celebrate in a far more low key way. Shame.

Well in case you're reading this William, I hope you have a happy, happy birthday.

And PS; Just so you know, there's still time. You could even just squeeze me in for a discreet affair if you fancy it. Yes? No?

Caroline Foran

Pics courtesy of wenn.com

Story by Caroline Foran | 17:11 | Thursday 21st June 2012 | Gossip

Comments

ShankillDublin

Ahhh, I see you're back to being the online version of the Daily Express..... Rubbish about some monarchy..... Feck 'em all. Scrounging off the British taxpayer is bad.... but having Irish people fawning over them is worse..... Chucky R Law.

Posted 17:21 | Thu 21st Jun 2012
Display Name

God save the queens.

Posted 17:43 | Thu 21st Jun 2012
Aine

He's got his Dad's hairline though :(

Posted 12:36 | Fri 22nd Jun 2012
Display Name

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Posted 11:06 | Fri 22nd Jun 2012
Connie

ha Paul can you really find someone who says 'Chucky R Law' offensive?

Posted 00:39 | Fri 22nd Jun 2012
Paul

@ShankillDublin The Irish like William, same way we liked his mum, we're not living in 1912 anymore, it is OK to like a member of the Royal family. And that's very offensive to the British people who use this site.

Posted 23:41 | Thu 21st Jun 2012
Paul

@Connie What is Chucky R Law?, lol

Posted 12:54 | Fri 22nd Jun 2012

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