Congrats to Lady Gaga for making it the ripe old age of 28 - we know it was a mission of hers.

Back in 1986, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta sprang into the world, dressed in something similar to what she wore to the 2010 MTV VMAs. In an homage to her most outrageous outfits (including that meat dress), we've compiled a gallery to that effect (keep scrolling).

In the meantime, let's take a look at what she was wearing in New York City yesterday. It would appear she plundered my meager wardrobe from 1992. Apart from the Crepes, that is, this hack was more of a 'Bubble Toe' Doc advocator.

As for the hair, it's totally the same. Difference being I was actually a 12-year-old midget that looked like Cousin It through no fault of my own (on account of being 12). At 28 she should really know better.