Gordon Ramsay's Porno Dwarf Doppleganger Dies in Badger Den

Now there's a headline you don't write every day...

Certain little people don't just perform in Panto at Christmas, or participate in Dwarf Throwing competitions in New Zealand - if they look like someone famous, they might also opt to go into porn.

Percy Foster was professional Gordon Ramsay lookalike who specialised in dwarf porn. He's since been found dead in a badgers den, according to UK tabloid.

"Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, 'deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program'."

Foster, who had given many an interview in the past, seemed excited about his chosen career: "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream."
 

Story by | 15:13 | Friday 16th September 2011 | Gossip

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Comments

• ShankillDublin

  How can there be no comments on a story as good as this? Come on people! Say something..... This story is internet gold!

  Posted 18:02 | Fri 16th Sep 2011

• Kang

  Is it one of those stories that is just best left alone as all the gags are already there?

  Posted 14:32 | Mon 19th Sep 2011

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