That's unfair of me; maybe it was mutual... probably not though, eh.

Indeed, just a few short weeks after his girlfriend of two years publicly announced she was definitely getting married and having kids at some point, Clooney and Canalis have called it a day with this joint statement:

"We are not together anymore. It's very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy."

So that's all George and Elisabetta have to say together... staying true to form, Elisabetta's mouthpiece had a little be more to add: "It is a very personal and sad matter, and Elisabetta wants it to remain that way (STOP TALKING ABOUT IT THEN). She will be taking some time... and then will face the press (SOUNDS OMINOUS). She has not authorised me to say when the split happened (RIGHT SO).

Yeah, so the long and short of it is, George would prefer to die alone. Each to their own, but perhaps George should have a wee sit down with Hugh Hefner to put help put his potential future in perspective.