Chin up, Blakey boy; your missus may have been cavorting in the Caribbean with her ex-fellah while you were behind bars, but at least Arena magazine rates you... the most "witless" individual of 2007, huzzah! One Arena writer said: "Blake is literally the worst husband ever. If your wife is partial to a nice bit of heroin then you should probably help her out by abstaining from drugs yourself and not stand on the sidelines chanting 'plunge it down you Zulu warrior!' or whatever it is junkies shout to egg each other on!" It's probably for the best that said Arena writer remains nameless. 'Grace Kelly' singer Mika took fourth spot because of his ability to "make the nation rip off their ears with wretched, panicked fingernails and fill the bloodied holes with Polyfilla". The top five was rounded off by British TV star Jeremy Kyle, who caused controversy last year by allowing a paedophile to boast about his crimes on his daytime chat show. Here is the top en British Anti-Icons in full:
1. Blake Fielder-Civil (AKA Amy Winehouse's husband)
2. Banksy (artist)
3. Frank Lampard (England soccer star)
4. Mika
5. Jeremy Kyle
6. Peter Andre (singer and husband of glamour model Jordan)
7. Ziggy ('Big Brother' contestant)
8. Prince
9. Richard Hammond (I'm sorry but that's sacrilege)
10. Ant and Dec (TV presenting duo)
