Talk about old school, this one is straight out of the books of the golden age of Hollywood.

Yes, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, who would barely confirm they were an item let alone that they were having a child, are reportedly parents to a bouncing baby girl as of Friday. It's the first child for both, and we're sure that she's probably going to be the most beautiful human on the planet, if not in all of human existence. No word of a name yet, but seeing as they're trying to give themselves as normal a life as possible around the whole thing, they'll probably go for something relatively normal and adorable that will make us all cry.

Rumours of a pregnancy first started swirling around in July, when Mendes was spotted covering herself with a load of belongings in order to hide her suspected-and-now-confirmed baby bump. And the two have been conspicuously absent from the public eye for most of 2014, and we guess now we know why. No official word yet has been released from the couple's reps, but then they're so super private they'll probably never confirm it and just expect the world to get over it when there's a mini-Gosling-Mendes chilling with them. 

Now we hate to brag (not really), but we pretty much called this almost exactly to the date. So does this mean nuptials are on the horizon? As was previously said, Eva is apparently keen to marry once there's a baby in the mix, but with the level of stealth that these two have employed, they could already had a stag/hen, a wedding and several honeymoons and we wouldn't know about it. We'll keep you posted.