Fear not, for those who prefer the female form, Lara Stone also does her bit. To put it another way; David Walliams will be very happy will all aspects of these photos, which we stumbled across on i-d.vice.com. You can view them all there.

Don't actors/models and so on have MENTAL jobs? Where else would you be allowed get your bum out and press your Gentleman's Excuse Me against another woman, only to have it photographed and beamed across the earth? Here's to you, Amelia Warner.