Our cups runneth over with Dyer-related stories today. In short, he calls her a gargoyle, amongst other fings...
In the wake of his engagement news, Katie Hopkins has obviously felt the need to piddle on Danny's parade by unleashing the following theory on Twitter (because there aren't nearly enough theories on twitter): "No woman should ever propose to a man. Certainly not one with a naff bum-fluff beard and dodgy squint... Dyer's girlfriend went the full Lorena Bobbitt; being proposed to removes a man's genitals."
Nice. Danny had this very tempered and typically measured response via his twitter...
@KTHopkins No I agree...especially when you look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building..have a nice day ya daft sexist ya.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
@KTHopkins Really.......and no man wants his wife to have the look of Wilfred Bramble either...strange old world innit.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
@KTHopkins I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
I've picked a hat for you for the wedding @KTHopkins have a wonderful spiteful week my love. pic.twitter.com/KSGtndO0fz
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
Weeeell. What was she expecting. Danny Dyer, innit.
