Cannes Gallery: Brad Pitt, P Diddy, Kimye, Kelly Brook...

A week into the festival proceedings and things are loosening up at Cannes. This is where the photos get interesting. Heretofore, the 'slebs were papped only when looking their best whereas now, we're seeing the likes of Tara Reid prancing around barefoot on a yacht, Kim and Kanye roaming the streets at 5am - let's just assume their half pissed to make things more interesting - P Diddy looking less than happy and Lady Victoria Hervey's unsightly thong. So much for being an actual 'Lady', like. Oh and there's the Queen of Glum herself, Kristen Stewart, greeting the press with a flash of her favourite finger. Delightful, isn't she?

Yesterday afternoon saw another set of festival formalities - photoshoots, press calls, random celebrity sightings and whatnot - which lead to a star-studded red carpet for the 'Killing Them Softly' premiere before P Diddy's late night yacht party kicked off.

Anja Rubik was spotted out and about but this time, her hungry hip was not on show. Filling the 'here's me left leg, take a photo of it and talk about me for days will ya?' role instead, was Irina Shayk. Fair play to Irina though, this is the best left-leg posturing I've seen so far. Very Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman-esque, so she is.

Also causing red carpet bitches' jaws to drop was Michelle Rodriguez who we're more used to seeing donning camouflague and amo cream and Michael Buble's missus, Luisana Lopilato who stunned in emerald green.

Meanwhile, we're not too far gone on Kelly Brook's boob-busting mermaid outfit here but we do like her chic white blazer-y type dress as seen on Diddy's yacht later on. Speaking of Mr. Diddy Durty Money himself, this white dinner jacket is a bit too 007 circa 1964 for our liking. Let's leave this one to Sean Connery, shall we?

Other men getting it right were our very own Ronan Keating, Diane Kruger's Joshua Jackson, Jeremy Irons who's just as cool as f*ck and Brad Pitt who - no wait, that appears to be his wannabe double, here he is - works a penguin suit like no one else.

Actually, come to think of it, maybe he's not that original after all; the dishevelled hair, the scraggly beard, the aviators - I've seen this look somewhere before. Looks like someone's been stealing style ideas from Johnny Depp! We wouldn't be too surprised to find some piratey guy-liner under those shades either. Wouldn't the world be a far nicer place if Brad just shaved his beard and got a jaysis hair cut? Angelina Jolie has him ruined I tell ya. RUINED.

Despite running around after her exponentially increasing brood of children, we're thankful that he still has some semblance of a personality as can be seen here where he's having a bit of a boogie, oh Brad you little divil, and here where he has the lolz taking photos.

Oh and forget shoving yer bare leg at the cameras, the best new red carpet pose goes to... *drumroll please*... this guy. Love it.

Stay tuned for more from Cannes tomorrow.

Caroline Foran

Story by Sheena McGinley | 11:19 | Wednesday 23rd May 2012 | Gossip



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