Amanda Brunker has a new book coming out, shocker that ain't it? Ok, so she's already released it over her (if you're in any way interested it's called 'Champagne Babes') but the mother/ TV presenter/ model/ arthur/ celebrity pal to absolutely everyone, could now fall nicely under the wing of Louis Walsh. She is releasing her novel in the UK in a matter of weeks and if rumours are to be believed Mr Walsh may look after her. Reports say Louis has told friends "I really think Amanda is the next big thing (no pun intended, I think). Move over Jordan. Her chest and writing skills are real!"
Yes Louis her chest is real (I won't pass any comment on the writing as I've been awful busy, I just can't find the time to squeeze the books in to my already hectic literary schedule) and it's pretty evident that you have taken a shining to Ms Brunkers ladies. Indeed you have. As the pair giggled over coffee and the contents of the book (whatever is in there must be interesting) the X Factor judge could not keep his eye's fixated on the paper so opted to have a sneak peak, actually, he didn't have to sneak a peak at all, she basically had her babalons out on the saucer. Here's a run down of what the conversation may have gone like;
Amanda: "Oh Louis stop. Really do you think so?? Really? Huh? Huh?"
Louis: "Oh my, what big..."
Amanda: "Y'know Louis, my ego is like, this big. So if you keep feeding me with compliments, my head might actually explode, ha."
And so on. I'm sure you can guess at this stage that it's all a publicity thing. Amanda wouldn't really wear a dress like that. The entire situation looks like one of those saucy, dramatic agony sketches at the back of a tabloid newspaper.