As part of Chris Brown's ongoing 'PLEASE BUY MY RECORDS' initiative, the domestic abuser has taken to this Twitter to bleat about having something missing from his life:

"MY HEART IS INCOMPLETE... the part that is complete is my love for fans (PLEASE BUY MY RECORDS), career (I STILL HAVE ONE, BUT ONLY IF YOU BUY MY RECORDS), friends, family (BOTH OF WHICH BUY MY RECORDS), God. But I'm missing someone or something." To punch in the face?

According to sources, Brown then posted a YouTube link to one of his songs called, wait for it, Changed Man, which "features snaps of him and Rihanna together, kissing and laughing."

Brown then finished his ode to "Rihanna"/transparent BUY MY RECORDS campaign by posting "Sorry all, just one of those days."

Ahhh. I hear you. Why not have a whirl off one of those jet skis you enjoy so much. Or perhaps go for a spin with one of your homies. Nothing like larking about, free as a bird, to blow any guilt-tinged cobwebs out of the space where your brain should be.