"Honey, I think this t-shirt campaign of yours is a SWELL idea. I know it's not the type of thing Christian Bale would've been seen dead in, but his muscles were NOWHERE near as big as yours!" is what Jennifer Garner isn't saying to Ben Affleck right there.

Gotta hand it to him, he could've just worn a t-shirt saying "I'm Batman". Either way, it'd be the best t-shirt EVAH - largely thanks to the aforementioned guns. Always a bonus.