Look at the pretty pictures. Nary a comment needs passing... OK, maybe on this one occasion. Who knew Ronaldo could be so mysterious, such a dab hand at the New Romantic shimmies circa 1982... or so bulbous.
When did this happen? Has he been feasting mainly on 'roids (sters not hemorrhs) and depilatory cream since moving to Madrid? His neck was always wider than a redwood's , but his head looks more like a gelled peanut than usual.
As for Megan. Swoon. SSHHHHHHSSSSHH! Don't say a word. Don't ruin it. It's only a matter of time before she talks again... just enjoy the silence.
