America and the UK alike collectively rubbed their virtual mitts together in glee when Piers Morgan posted the following to his twitter yesterday...
Any entertaining questions for my @EventMagUK column? Ones I can actually print.... use #AskPiers
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 7, 2015
Then the inevitable obviously happened... our favourites so far include "Can you fit in a breadbin", "Which is you favourite pier. Or do you prefer jetties?" and "Galaxy Ripple or a Flake? I digress, how are you not in prison?"
@piersmorgan Can you bring us some Percy Pigs over next time you're here? #AskPiers
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) July 7, 2015
.@piersmorgan What's the largest animal you reckon you could throw over a crossbar? #AskPiers
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 7, 2015
@piersmorgan @EventMagUK the most interesting phone call u hacked?
— Patrick (@Who_8_Depay) July 7, 2015
@piersmorgan @EventMagUK why are you such an unspeakable arse? #AskPiers
— Jonathan Dale (@jmdale01) July 7, 2015
@piersmorgan @EventMagUK If you really could, where would you erect your pier Piers?
— Jimi Walsh (@JimiWalsh) July 7, 2015
@piersmorgan @EventMagUK can you fit it in a breadbin? #AskPiers
— Kieran Bullworthy (@kieran11788) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers Galaxy Ripple or a Flake? I digress, how are you not in prison?
— Fifi Le Merkin (@fifi_manson) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers Do you ever think you're looking in a butcher's window at a cured ham, then realise it's a mirror?
— Ughhh (@FrogsWonk) July 7, 2015
Do you think that your constant need to name drop and force celebrity friendships stems from being unpopular tosser back in schl? #AskPiers
— Cunning Linguist (@Womilee) March 10, 2015
#AskPiers Which is your favourite pier? Or do you prefer jetties? I'm not allowing The Cobb in Lyme Regis. That's a sea wall.
— Louis Barfe (@LFBarfe) July 7, 2015
God bless you, Twitter, and all who sail in you.
