AmfAR Cannes Gallery: Upton, Dunst, Hilton, Reid, Minogue, Kruger, Kardashian...

Model of miniscule swimwear, Kate Upton, is continuing her quest to take over the fashion world. After a backlash at The Met Gala (AKA The Fashion Oscars) a few weeks back, where the world at large found it hard to digest her in clothes, Upton this time around has chosen to wear a bottom baring lattice option. It's not as beguiling from the front, where it evokes the following thoughts: "that looks like a badly charred turkey leg frill that's been spouting spores since it entered the bin" or, more simply, "where does her crotch begin?"

Also baring her behind was Jessie J. And then there was someone else going with the billowy left boob option which struck down Mandy off EastEnders a few weeks back at the British Soaps Awards. 

Everyone else pretty much played it safe, like Kylie Minogue, Janet Jackson, Joley Richardson, Janet Jackson, Doutzen Kroes, Eva Herzigova, Anja Rubik, Irina Shayk, Karolina Kurkova, Diane Kruger, Julianna Margulies, Alec Baldwin and his missus, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, Aishwarya Rai, Rose McGowan, Petra Nemcova, Kirsten Dunst, and the rest (Victoria Silvstedt, Lady Victoria Hervey, Paris Hilton, Tamara and Petra Eccleston, Kim Kardashian... Tara Reid)

Story by Sheena McGinley | 09:33 | Friday 25th May 2012 | Gossip

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