All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That everyone's still talking about the Mills/McCartney divorce settlement... That Heather isn't helping: "She's worried about how the full judgment will make her look if it's published - and she doesn't want to go there. Her conduct during the divorce is being questioned. She was so angry she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton's head leaving her with soaking wet hair. Everyone was stunned. That kind of behaviour is just not acceptable"... That it still got her £24 million... That is indeed Fiona Shackleton, post Heather Mills soaking, to your right... That Heather isn't satisfied with her allocated sum so she's been "calling around British magazines and television shows to sell her exclusives"... That, in other "news", Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart will marry once he's finished promoting the gammy looking Indiana Jones film... That Angelina Jolie recently said: "I struggle with low self-esteem all the time. I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable"... That makes us feel just super... That Hally Berry has named her baby girl Nahila Ariela Aubry... That Dame Maggie Smith has breast cancer... That Lily Allen has been living with some producer bloke called Robertson Furze... That The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt are planning to sue the people behind the latest Suger Puffs ad... That it features the Honey Monster and a mate enjoying The Boosh's "trademark" 'crimping' - that would be the random singing of ditties... That they can talk considering their Spirit of Jazz character is the spit of The League of Gentlemen's Papa Lazarou...

Story by | 17:09 | Wednesday 19th March 2008 | Gossip

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