TV Listings for RTE One, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Teleshopping
	08:05	Shopping from Home	A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home.
	08:40	The Nanny (R) (T)	Fran's therapist appears to be pushing her into an affair - or so Maxwell suspects.
	09:05	Combat Hospital	There is a kebab-eating contest at the airbase, but the festivities are cut short when military personnel and contestants fall ill due to tainted meat. Rebecca refuses to give a pilot stimulants to take before a long flight, but when his helicopter crashes, she finds herself appearing before an investigative committee. (Followed by RTÉ News)
	10:00	Mass for Pentecost (T)
	11:05	According to Jim (R)	Dana buys Cheryl an anniversary gift on Jim's behalf, but goes way over her $150 budget and comes home with a $500 bracelet featuring charms representing all the important moments in their lives. Comedy, starring James Belushi. (Followed by RTÉ News and Weather)
	11:30	Murder, She Wrote (R) (T)	A ballerina tempts fate by appearing in a production rumoured to be cursed - and when she is discovered dead shortly after a performance, the superstitious rumours are seemingly made valid. Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury and Marisa Berenson.
Afternoon	12:25	Winning Streak (R) (T)	Geri Maye and Marty Whelan host the National Lottery show, in which five contestants are pitted against each other in a series of games including Cash Cubes, Dare to Share and the Wheel Reveal for the chance to win money. The top prize is 500,000 euros, but players can walk away with more than that depending on how much they bank during the course of the programme.
	13:20	RTÉ News and Farming Weather (T)	The latest national and international news, followed by a weather update for the farming community.
	13:30	The Sunday Game Live	Tipperary v Kerry (Throw-in 2.00pm) and Tipperary v Limerick (Throw-in 4.00pm). Michael Lyster presents coverage of the respective Munster Senior Football and Hurling Championship quarter-finals, both held at the Semple Stadium in Thurles. With analysis by Ger Loughnane and Cyril Farrell, commentary by Marty Morrissey, Kevin McStay, Ger Canning and Michael Duignan and pitchside reports from Joanne Cantwell. Includes European Weather, Nuacht, and Irish Sign-Language Weather Forecast, followed by A Broadcast by An Taoiseach, Enda Kenny TD.

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TV Listings for RTE Two, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Raggs	The musical adventures of five colourful dogs who make up a band.
	07:00	Hubble	Children's entertainment.
	07:10	Animaniacs	Crazy cartoon capers with the troublesome trio.
	07:30	Yo Gabba Gabba!	Children's entertainment show featuring a mixture of music, dance, life lessons and celebrity guests.
	07:55	Dogstar	Intergalactic adventures with members of the Clark family and their dog Hobart.
	08:20	Arthur	Animated antics with the adventurous aardvark and his friends.
	08:45	ThunderCats	Remake of the cartoon from the 1980s, following the adventures of Lion-O and his band of Thunderans, as they search for the Book of Omens, hoping to defeat Mumm-Ra.
	09:05	Horrid Henry	Cartoon about a mischievous youngster who delights in playing pranks, being rotten to his relatives and generally getting up to no good.
	09:15	Club Disney	Crazy cartoons for younger viewers featuring Stitch, Pepper Ann and Recess.
	10:25	Classic Cartoons	Lively animated antics.
	10:30	news2day Weekly	The stories making the headlines both at home and abroad during the past seven days.
	10:50	The Scooby-Doo Show	Spooky comedy antics with the hapless hound and his human companions.
	11:15	The Penguins of Madagascar	Animation following the adventures of penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico, who undertake missions to protect their home in the Central Park Zoo.
	11:40	The Penguins of Madagascar	Animation following the adventures of penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico, who undertake missions to protect their home in the Central Park Zoo.
Afternoon	12:05	Home and Away (R) (T)	Triple bill. The latest comings and goings in sun-kissed Summer Bay.
	13:30	Racing from the Curragh	Live coverage of this afternoon's meeting, which includes the 3.40 Etihad Airways Irish 1000 Guineas. Plus, races at 1.35, 2.05, 2.35 and 3.05. Robert Hall presents, with analysis by Ted Walsh, Tracy Piggott and Brian Gleeson and commentary from Tony O'Hehir.
	15:55	RaboDirect PRO12	Leinster v Ospreys (Kick-off 4.00pm). Daire O'Brien presents coverage of the final at the Royal Dublin Society, where Leinster are looking to go one better than when they finished as runners-up last year. The hosts defeated Glasgow Warriors 19-15 to reach this stage thanks to a try from Dave Kearney and 14 points from the boot of Jonathan Sexton. Ospreys' semi-final triumph was a much more one-sided affair, as they overcame defending champions Munster 45-10 to give themselves a chance of winning this title for the second time in three years, having shocked Leinster here in the 2010 showpiece match. Analysis by Shane Horgan, Brent Pope and Conor O'Shea, with commentary from Hugh Cahill and Donal Lenihan.

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TV Listings for TV3, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:15	10 Years Younger US (R)	American version of the show featuring makeovers aimed at turning back the clock and making members of the public appear more youthful.
	06:45	The Best of Ireland AM	Magazine featuring a weekly round-up of health issues, entertainment news and personalities making the headlines.
	08:15	Emmerdale (T)	Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.
	11:20	American Idol	The American version of Pop Idol, with judges Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler giving their verdicts on aspiring singers. Presented by Ryan Seacrest.
Afternoon	13:20	Wild at Heart (R)	Danny faces a tough decision on his first day as state vet, when his investigation into an animal-smuggling ring takes him surprisingly close to home. Meanwhile, Thabo is settling into Leopard's Den, but the arrival of his delinquent older brother leads him into a spot of trouble with the law, which tests his blossoming friendship with Du Plessis. Stephen Tompkinson and Deon Stewardson star.
	14:20	As Seen on TV	Marty Miller and his sidekicks answer viewers' questions about the things they find amusing or confusing from the week's TV. Last in the series.
	14:50	Come Dine with Me	Contestants in west London try to outdo each other by throwing the perfect dinner party, which is then judged on its merits by their rivals.
	17:25	TV3 News Update	A round-up of the day's national and international headlines.
	17:30	Hart of Dixie	Zoe enters a cooking competition to demonstrate she is a legitimate part of the Alabama community. Later, she has to work with Brick to treat a patient who has been bitten by a snake. Comedy drama, starring Rachel Bilson and Tim Matheson.

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TV Listings for TG4, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Teleshopping
	07:00	Tar ag Spraoi Sesame	Fun and games with Ernie and friends.
	07:30	Dora the Explorer (R) (T)	Adventurous escapades with the diminutive heroine and pals.
	08:00	Dinosaur Train (R)	Double bill. Animated show aimed at entertaining youngsters.
	08:25	Olivia (R)	Double bill. Animation about a six-year-old pig.
	08:45	Aran Draiochta	Mrs Wolf has an accident and cannot deliver her flowers on time, so Hongbi and Hongshi volunteer to help her.
	08:55	Ag Spraoi le Claude (R)	Double bill. Fun and entertainment for children.
	09:15	Garfield	Double bill. Animated antics with the lazy cat.
	09:40	Bog Stop (R) (T)	Contestants from Co Galway, Co Westmeath and Co Mayo compete in the children's quiz. Presented by Maire Treasa Ni Dhubhghaill.
	10:05	Bog Stop (R) (T)	Contestants from Co Galway, Co Westmeath and Co Mayo compete in the children's quiz. Presented by Maire Treasa Ni Dhubhghaill.
	10:30	Bog Stop (R) (T)	Contestants from Co Galway, Co Westmeath and Co Mayo compete in the children's quiz. Presented by Maire Treasa Ni Dhubhghaill.
	11:00	Fraggle Rock	Cotterpin decides she doesn't want to work with the Doozers any more.
	11:50	Timpeall na Tire	Highlights of the week's regional news.
Afternoon	12:00	Greyhound View (R)	A review of the weekend's racing, plus results and analysis.
	12:30	Ocean Race	Action from the start of the seventh leg, as the crews set sail on a journey of approximately 3,590 nautical miles from Miami in the United States to Lisbon, Portugal.
	13:00	Bonanza (R)	A criminal stages a phoney fight to force Little Joe to become the town sheriff.
	13:55	Bonanza (R)	A woman devises a plan to have her daughter marry Little Joe.
	14:50	An Aimsir Laithreach	National and international weather.
	14:55	Garrai Glas (R)	Merchant Navy man Simon Jennings, who lives in Carna, provides a tour of his vegetable garden, which is inspired by the food he has seen on his travels as well as traditional Irish staples. Kay Synott explores the progress in Sile Nic Chonaonaigh's own garden and John O Maille teaches her how to build the traditional cruach mona, the reek of turf.
	15:25	Rugbai Beo	Leinster v Ospreys (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of the PRO12 final at the Royal Dublin Society, where Leinster are looking to go one better than when they finished as runners-up last year. Presented by Maire Treasa Ni Dhubhghaill, with commentary by Gearoid Mac Donncha.

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TV Listings for 3e, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Teleshopping	A chance to buy bargains galore.
	08:00	Growing Pains	Jason worries when Maggie starts working longer hours to cover a story with a handsome colleague. Meanwhile, Ben tries to choose a topic for his school science project.
	08:30	Growing Pains	Carol writes an article for the school newspaper, but finds her approach might not be right for her intended audience.
	09:00	Full House	Danny, Jesse and Joey try to prepare DJ and Stephanie for their first day of the new school year - but find the girls are unwilling to go. Comedy, starring Bob Saget.
	09:30	Full House	Life at the house is plunged into chaos when Danny, Jesse and Joey's grandmothers all come to visit at the same time. Comedy, starring Bob Saget and John Stamos.
	10:00	Xpose	Karen Koster, Kirsteen O'Sullivan, Glenda Gilson and Lisa Cannon present a round-up of stories from the world of showbusiness, covering everything from film premieres and awards ceremonies to concerts and fashion shows.
	10:30	Xpose	Karen Koster, Kirsteen O'Sullivan, Glenda Gilson and Lisa Cannon present a round-up of stories from the world of showbusiness, covering everything from film premieres and awards ceremonies to concerts and fashion shows.
	11:00	The Steve Wilkos Show	The former US marine, who also used to be head of security on The Jerry Springer Show, offers advice to guests with personal and family problems, using his law-enforcement background to take a no-nonsense approach.
	11:55	The Steve Wilkos Show	The former US marine, who also used to be head of security on The Jerry Springer Show, offers advice to guests with personal and family problems, using his law-enforcement background to take a no-nonsense approach.
Afternoon	12:50	Uploaded: Bytesize	A selection of extraordinary videos available to view on the internet.
	13:00	That 70s Show	The guys throw Hyde a bachelor party despite his protests, while Jackie is shocked by Donna's new friendship with Sam. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp.
	13:30	That 70s Show	Red and Kitty celebrate their 25th anniversary, which prompts Kelso to think about marriage. Meanwhile, Donna is increasingly upset about Eric's lack of contact from Africa. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp.
	14:00	That 70s Show	Samantha uses her work experience to spice up Donna and Kitty's relationships, while Fez finds his new room-mate is not quite what he had expected. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace, Debra Jo Rupp and Kurtwood Smith.
	14:30	That 70s Show	Fez and Jackie become suspicious of the amount of time Donna is spending with Randy and try to spy on her, which leads to trouble. Red learns an important lesson which increases his respect for Leo. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Kurtwood Smith.
	15:00	Uploaded	George Hayden presents a selection of the most bizarre videos uploaded to the internet, with help from Cassie Stokes.
	15:30	Uploaded	Gordon Hayden presents a selection of the most bizarre videos uploaded to the internet, with help from Cassie Stokes.
	16:00	Glee	The day of the National Show Choir Championships arrives for the members of New Directions, who have to overcome Tina's earlier injury and impress a panel of judges which includes actress Lindsay Lohan, guest starring as a heightened version of herself.
	17:00	Xpose	Karen Koster, Kirsteen O'Sullivan, Glenda Gilson and Lisa Cannon present a round-up of stories from the world of showbusiness, covering everything from film premieres and awards ceremonies to concerts and fashion shows.
	17:30	Xpose	Karen Koster, Kirsteen O'Sullivan, Glenda Gilson and Lisa Cannon present a round-up of stories from the world of showbusiness, covering everything from film premieres and awards ceremonies to concerts and fashion shows.

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TV Listings for BBC One, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Breakfast (T)	A round-up of national and international news, plus sports reports, weather forecasts and arts and entertainment features.
	09:00	The Andrew Marr Show (T)	The political journalist interviews artist Tracey Emin and singer Tom Jones.
	10:00	Live Pentecost Praise from Brighton (T)	A service for Pentecost from Church of Christ the King, Brighton.
	11:00	Sunday Politics (T)	The week's events at Westminster with Andrew Neil and reports from around the Province with Tara Mills, plus the day's news headlines. (Followed by Weather for the Week Ahead)
Afternoon	12:05	Live Formula 1: Monaco Grand Prix (T)	Jake Humphrey introduces coverage from the Circuit de Monaco in Monte Carlo, where the sixth round of the season takes place (Start-time 1.00pm). Sebastian Vettel made the most of starting on pole last year by going on to win the race, with Fernando Alonso and Jenson Button joining him on the podium. With commentary by Ben Edwards, and analysis by Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard.
	15:30	The Queen's Palaces (R) (T)	Fiona Bruce looks into the past of Edinburgh's Palace of Holyroodhouse, which is located close to the dormant volcano Arthur's Seat. Events in the royal residence, one of the smallest palaces in Britain, have determined the futures of England, France and Scotland, and it was the last place in which a royal prince challenged the right of an English king to sit on the throne. Fiona also examines objects including the Darnley jewel, which features numerous hidden messages, and the needlework of a doomed queen. Last in the series.
	16:30	Points of View (T)	BBC Controller Danny Cohen answers questions about the channel's recent programming. Presented by Jeremy Vine.
	16:45	Songs of Praise (T)	David Grant presents a Pentecost Sunday celebration of gospel music from St-John-at-Hackney church in north London, with soul singers Kym Mazelle and Avery Sunshine performing a selection of well-known gospel songs.
	17:20	Chelsea Flower Show 2012 (T)	As the event draws to a close, presenters Alan Titchmarsh and Chris Beardshaw reflect on the most impressive gardens and nurseries. Plus, there is a look back at some of the more unusual entries, including a topiary corgi and floral scaffold.
	17:50	BBC News; Regional News and Weather (T)

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TV Listings for BBC Two, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:35	Chuggington (R) (T)	Puffer Pete has been working in Chuggington for 150 years, and the Mayor wants to commemorate his anniversary with a special show.
	06:45	Pinky Dinky Doo (R) (T)	The youngster imagines herself as a cavegirl, and conjures up a special dinosaur to help her make up a story.
	07:00	Barney's Barrier Reef (R) (T)	Gemma Hunt and Barney Harwood investigate eating habits under the sea.
	07:30	Dennis and Gnasher (R) (T)	Pranks and mayhem with the spiky-haired lad and his grinning canine sidekick.
	07:45	The Scooby-Doo Show (R) (T)	The cowardly hound and chums investigate the mysterious appearance of a huge insect that is stalking Velma's friend Professor Greer. (Followed by The Owl)
	08:05	Scoop (R) (T)	Reporter Digby exposes a criminal's plan to steal money from his local football club.
	08:30	Wingin' It (R) (T)	Denise's ex-boyfriend tries to expose her relationship with Carl, as angels are forbidden to date humans. Meanwhile, Jane turns the tables on Brittany for being ungrateful.
	08:50	Shaun the Sheep (R) (T)	A fearsome inspector visits the farm, and Bitzer tries to break up a fight between the pigs and the sheep.
	09:00	Friday Download (R) (T)	Alexandra Burke takes to the stage to perform her new single Let It Go. Plus, viewers' Music Tribute versions of Labrinth's video Last Time, a review of how the team did at the Soccer 6 football tournament, and Aidan demonstrates a new move in Dance Download.
	10:00	Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T)	James Martin presents highlights of the series, and there are archive recipes by Rick Stein and Lorraine Pascale.
	11:30	Great British Menu (R) (T)	The two remaining chefs from Wales are challenged to prepare dishes that capture the Olympic spirit in a bid to impress judges Prue Leith, Matthew Fort and Oliver Peyton. Only one of them will make it through to the national finals and get the chance to cook at this year's Olympic Banquet hosted by Steve Redgrave.
Afternoon	12:00	As You Like It (T)	(2006, Comedy) A woman falls madly in love with a reckless poet, but their romance is cut short when she is banished from her home by her ruthless uncle. She is forced to adopt a male persona for safety, and when she learns her beloved has also gone into exile, she uses the disguise to test his feelings for her. Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Shakespeare's comedy, starring Bryce Dallas Howard, David Oyelowo, Alfred Molina and Kevin Kline.
	14:00	Flog It! (R) (T)	James Lewis and Kate Bliss visit the Subscription Rooms in Stroud, Gloucestershire, where items brought along for valuation include a signed Louis Armstrong record, a collection of postcards and a silver tea set with a difference. Meanwhile, Paul Martin goes on a tour of nearby Berkeley Castle.
	14:30	Live Golf: The PGA Championship (T)	Hazel Irvine introduces coverage of the fourth and final day of one of the European Tour's most prestigious events, held at Wentworth in Surrey. English stars Luke Donald and Lee Westwood finished tied for the lead after four rounds last year, but Westwood's errant tee shot on the first play-off hole allowed Donald to clinch the victory and the 750,000 euros top prize. With commentary by Peter Alliss, Ken Brown and Andrew Cotter.

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TV Listings for UTV, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Mini CITV	Pre-school fun, including 6.00 Boblins, 6.10 Fireman Sam, 6.20 Olly the Little White Van, 6.30 Jake and the Never Land Pirates, 7.00 Poppy Cat and 7.10 Tati's Hotel.
	07:25	CITV	Animated fun, including at 7.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles, 7.45 Fleabag Monkey Face and 8.00 Big Time Rush.
	08:25	Dinner Date (T)	Tyson from London picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with each of them, he decides who he wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.
	09:25	ITV News (T)
	09:30	Ade in Britain (R) (T)	Adrian Edmondson meets a champion Yorkshire pudding-maker in South Yorkshire, visits the Todmorden Agricultural Show and talks to a liquorice-grower in Pontefract. He also learns the difference between forced and outdoor-grown rhubarb and uses the ingredient to bake an old-fashioned rhubarb pie for the Grenoside Long Sword Dancers.
	10:30	May the Best House Win (R) (T)	Four residents in Cheltenham rate one another's properties in the hope of winning the £1,000 prize. Under inspection are interior designer Tamsin Barnett's converted coach house, the Victorian home of mother-of-three Lucy Garbutt, company director Steve Hallam's Cotswold stone property and photographer Matt Davis's Edwardian sanctuary. Narrated by Guy Porritt.
	11:30	Long Lost Family (R) (T)	When she was 30, Fiona Dunn found out that she had a younger sister her family had kept secret from her. Three decades later she hopes to meet her sibling and make up for lost time. Anne Clegg enjoyed a happy childhood but always longed to know her birth mother, who gave her up for adoption 48 years ago. Anne has done everything in her power to track down her natural mum, but to no avail, so she calls on Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell for assistance.
Afternoon	12:30	ITV News and Weather (T)
	12:40	Dickinson's Real Deal (R) (T)	David Dickinson helps members of the public in Maidenhead, Berkshire, sort the treasures from their trash, enlisting the help of two antiques experts. Karen Dalmeny finds a collection of caricatures drawn by a children's TV favourite, and Ian Towning is intrigued by the arrival of a `secret weapon'.
	13:40	Murder, She Wrote (R) (T)	Jessica visits a cosmetics convention, where she is soon called on to investigate the murder of a make-up magnate's fiancee - and finds herself trying to unravel the intricacies of a family feud. Mystery, guest starring Robert Culp.
	14:45	Live French Open Tennis (T)	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws. Rafael Nadal won his sixth French Open title here last year, beating Roger Federer in the final. While that victory was largely anticipated, the women's conclusion between Li Na and Francesca Schiavone saw Li become the first Chinese winner of a Grand Slam singles title. Presented by John Inverdale, with commentary by Nick Mullins, Sam Smith, Mark Petchey, Fabrice Santoro, Amelie Mauresmo and Jim Courier.
	17:30	UTV Live (T)	Round-up of news, plus analysis and sporting headlines.
	17:45	ITV News and Weather (T)

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TV Listings for Channel 4, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:20	The Hoobs (R) (T)	The friends want to play their favourite Tiddlypeep music, but first have to work out what all the instruments are.
	06:45	The Hoobs (R) (T)	The friends help Iver decide which circus job would suit him best.
	07:10	Paralympic World Cup Highlights (R) (T)	Rick Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill present action from the Manchester Regional Arena, featuring the finals of the wheelchair basketball and seven-a-side football for players with cerebral palsy competitions. With commentary by Ronald McIntosh, Dan Johnson and Tony Jones.
	08:05	Everybody Loves Raymond (R) (T)	The family begins to criticise Ray for not attending Sunday Mass like his father Frank, prompting him to become a regular churchgoer. Charles Durning (Rescue Me) guest stars alongside Ray Romano and Peter Boyle.
	08:30	Everybody Loves Raymond (R) (T)	Robert is injured in the line of duty and Ray realises he is partly responsible. Unfortunately his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired, until he grudgingly agrees to Debra's demand to tell his brother how much he cares for him. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton.
	09:00	Frasier (R) (T)	Martin and Frasier vie for the affections of the boys' former babysitter, and the shrink becomes depressed when his father wins her love. Luckily, his ability to solve several mind-twisting problems puts him in a better mood. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.
	09:30	Frasier (R) (T)	Roz persuades Frasier to go on a date with her friend - but the arrangement turns out to be a disaster. Niles and Daphne suspect their maid of dishonesty.
	10:00	Sunday Brunch (T)	Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott to discuss their comedy sketch show Very Important People, actress Rebecca Front talks about Grandma's House, and singer Michael Kiwanuka performs his new single. Plus, the guests contribute samples of their favourite music to the playlist.
Afternoon	12:30	The Big Bang Theory (R) (T)	Howard is put in charge of looking after Stephen Hawking's wheelchair when the famous scientist comes to lecture at the university for a week - and takes advantage of his position of privilege to blackmail Sheldon into performing assorted unpleasant tasks. Guest starring Stephen Hawking.
	13:00	The Big Bang Theory (R) (T)	Leonard, Sheldon and Raj organise a stag party for Howard, but stories about his sexual history are unwittingly revealed by Raj, and he has to persuade his bride-to-be Bernadette not to call the wedding off. Comedy, starring Simon Helberg and Kunal Nayyar.
	13:30	The Simpsons (R) (T)	Bart tires of Homer's lack of interest in him and sets out to search for a new father figure. Lisa tries to break her addiction to an expensive teenage chat-line, but finds it harder than expected.
	14:00	The Simpsons (R) (T)	Lisa tires of being followed everywhere by a lovestruck Ralph and hurts his feelings by blurting out in public that she cannot stand him - prompting disgruntled local lawman Chief Wiggum to harass Homer in retaliation.
	14:35	Volcano (T)	(1997, Detective/Thriller) A river of molten lava spews from an erupting volcano onto the streets of Los Angeles, prompting the head of a crisis agency to team up with an intrepid scientist in a frantic and dangerous bid to save the city's residents. Disaster thriller, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffmann, Keith David and Don Cheadle.
	16:35	Deal or No Deal (T)	Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes containing as much as £250,000.
	17:35	St Trinian's (T)	(2007, Comedy) An anarchic girls' boarding school is threatened with closure, owing to financial difficulties and a strict education minister determined to clean up its bad reputation. The pupils realise their hapless teachers are unable to deal with the crisis, so plan to save the day by dabbling in art theft. Comedy, starring Rupert Everett in a dual role alongside Colin Firth, Russell Brand and Gemma Arterton.

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TV Listings for E4, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:25	Switched (R) (T)	Teenage soapbox racer Aubrey, whose parents run a funeral home, swaps lives with Jennifer, an actress who lives independently in Los Angeles. While Aubrey's new experience in LA includes glamorous shopping trips and attending a casting session, her counterpart realises the importance of parental support.
	06:45	Sorority Girls (R) (T)	The Pledges learn the role of philanthopic gestures in sorority life, and are challenged to take part in a charity pie-eating contest. Resident cheerleader Hannah also teaches the girls a dance routine to be performed by the family on probation at a busy Leeds nightclub, and the latest round of the contest draws to a close with the departure of another disappointed sister.
	07:50	One Tree Hill (R) (T)	Brooke finds herself in a life-threatening situation, and her conflict with Xavier escalates. Dan, Julian and Chris attempt to rescue Nathan, while Quinn and Clay revisit the past.
	08:50	Hollyoaks (R) (T)	Omnibus. Exam season arrives for the sixth formers, and despite his laid-back attitude, Bart's fortunes appear to be on the rise. However, his previous antics come back to haunt him, with terrible consequences for the rest of the McQueens. Meanwhile, Callum struggles to find time to consider his future prospects, and Brendan assures Cheryl that he has changed his ways.
	11:30	Watch (T)	Will Best and Georgie Okell present the first of two programmes from behind the scenes at the Cannes film festival.
	11:50	Smallville (R) (T)	Clark accidentally activates a Kryptonian artefact that transports him to a parallel dimension. Here, Lois is engaged to Oliver, and the fledgling hero was raised by Lionel Luthor instead of the Kents, developing into a murderous psychopath. With his allies now his bitter enemies, Clark struggles to find a way home and banish his evil counterpart back to his own reality.
Afternoon	12:50	Scrubs (R) (T)	Carla's old flame asks her out, and when she catches Turk ogling other women, she is tempted to accept his offer. Meanwhile, both Dr Cox and Dr Kelso advise Elliot not to give her patient drugs because they think he is an addict faking his symptoms. Judy Reyes and Donald Faison star.
	13:20	Scrubs (R) (T)	Turk has to console a concert pianist after he cuts a nerve in his hand, leaving it without feeling. A patient advises Elliot about her relationship with JD, while Kelso and Cox fight for the attention of a new female medic. Comedy, starring Donald Faison.
	13:45	Watch (T)	Will Best and Georgie Okell present the second of two programmes from behind the scenes at the Cannes film festival.
	14:05	Perfect Couples (R) (T)	Rex and Julia rummage through their mother's possessions and Vance worries about his looks. Starring Hayes MacArthur and Christine Woods. Last in the series.
	14:35	Playing It Straight (R) (T)	The boys face an orienteering task in the Pyrenees, before being asked to serenade Cara around the campfire as they compete to secure this week's date. The winner spends a luxury evening with her, while the rest of the contestants are left outside in the wilderness, pitching their tents in the dark. The next day they face a terrifying abseil down a 100m cliff. Presented by Jameela Jamil.
	15:35	Ugly Betty (R) (T)	As part of an assignment from Yeti, Betty analyses Mode's budget for the past year - a task that leads to a surprising discovery. She also goes on a date with Matt after hearing that her old flame Henry has a new girlfriend. Comedy drama, starring America Ferrera and Michael Urie.
	16:30	Glee (R) (T)	Finn and Sam find an unconventional way of controlling their urges, but Coach Beiste becomes aware of their tactics, and Kurt is encouraged by a pupil from Dalton Academy to stand up for himself. Quinn tells Sue she suspects Sam and Beiste are having a fling, while Puck and Artie go on a double date with Santana and Brittany.
	17:25	90210 (R) (T)	Naomi's friends worry she is rushing to get married to PJ, so she throws a party so they can get to know him. Austin returns to LA and offers to be Adrianna's new manager, Caleb worries about Ivy's emotional wellbeing and Silver struggles to decide how she feels about Navid. Drama, starring AnnaLynne McCord, with a guest appearance by musician Mayer Hawthorne.

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TV Listings for More4, 27 May 2012

Morning	08:55	Deal or No Deal (R) (T)	Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes containing as much as £250,000.
	09:55	Scrapheap Challenge (R) (T)	Robert Llewellyn looks on as rickshaw manufacturers Maximus return to take on 4x4 enthusiasts the Anoraks, grappling with spanners and welding gear to build motorised rowing boats capable of seriously speedy sculling.
	11:05	River Cottage Bites (R) (T)	John Wright provides a guide to identifying, foraging for and cooking the best seaweed delights.
	11:15	Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard (T)	The patissier makes orange chocolate crown cake, rice pudding tagine and a chocolate and hazlenut roulade.
	11:50	Four in a Bed (R) (T)	Simon White and Shirley Boyle, owners of the Old Hall Country House in Madeley, Cheshire, host the week's first round of the B&B competition. The guests are impressed by the 16th-century building, and are taken tap-dancing and to a private fine-dining restaurant, but one of them is dissatisfied by her bedroom's layout and the garnish on her eggs at breakfast.
Afternoon	12:20	Four in a Bed (R) (T)	Eileen Finn invites her fellow contestants to the four-star Thornley House in Allendale, Northumberland, for the second round of the contest, but struggles to follow the impressive first event. The hostess's pet cats are not to all of her guests' liking, and with activities including a tour of a feline cemetery, the theme for the stay is made abundantly clear.
	12:50	Four in a Bed (R) (T)	Jessica and Adrian Rashleigh are the third hosts, at their three-bedroom establishment Chy Conyn in St Ives. For the activity they arrange a magical mystery camper van tour of the local sights. Some of the guests struggle with the small breakfast room but the food is a success, and Eileen Finn demonstrates her karate skills on the men.
	13:25	Four in a Bed (R) (T)	The final stay is at the Cavendish in Bournemouth, run by Tim and Karen Sturgess. On arrival, the competitors are impressed by the `pink palace', but things go downhill when a bed is broken and one couple are allocated a room next to the front door. However, Eileen is delighted by the feline memorabilia in her room and the group enjoys a spot of indoor paint-balling and an open-top bus tour of the resort.
	13:55	Four in a Bed (R) (T)	The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers and to air their grievances. Simon White of Old Hall Country House is surprised by an overpayment and Eileen Finn from the four-star Thornley receives tough criticism, before the winner is announced.
	14:30	Jamie's 30 Minute Meals (R) (T)	The chef prepares a pizza, three salads and squashed cherries with vanilla mascarpone cream.
	15:05	Jamie's 30 Minute Meals (R) (T)	The chef prepares a quick beef hash with jacket potatoes, goddess salad, butter beans and bacon.
	15:35	Jamie's 30 Minute Meals (R) (T)	Chef Jamie Oliver presents a step-by-step guide to making smoked salmon with potato salad, beets and cottage cheese, and rye bread with home-made butter, all in half an hour.
	16:10	Jamie's 30 Minute Meals (R) (T)	Jamie Oliver prepares broccoli orecchiette with courgette and bocconcini salad, and creates a prosciutto and melon salad.
	16:40	Jamie at Home (R) (T)	Jamie Oliver creates a selection of dishes with the bumper crop of courgettes he has grown in his garden, including a salad and a recipe that involves deep-frying and stuffing the edible flowers. He also shows how the vegetable can be served as an accompaniment to grilled mackerel.
	17:10	Come Dine with Me (R) (T)	Nightclub owner Tony Griffiths throws the first dinner party in Sunderland, but gets off to a bad start when he locks himself out of his car while shopping. Things continue to go wrong as he encounters problems with a lobster dish and takes a series of shortcuts with the dessert, but the host hopes his luxury home with leather-lined walls and a £25,000 chandelier will impress his guests.
	17:45	Come Dine with Me (R) (T)	PR executive Bernice Saltzer throws the second dinner party in Sunderland, and hopes her cooking experience will make her the front-runner in the competition. Despite her confidence, she is unprepared for the criticism from Ashley Hughes, and efforts to melt her fellow diners' hearts with an eight-month-old puppy are foiled when two of them reveal their dislike of dogs.

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TV Listings for Sky1, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Hour of Power	Non-denominational religious service, led by veteran TV evangelist the Rev Robert Schuller.
	07:00	Sun, Sea and A&E (R) (T)	Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.
	08:00	It's Me or the Dog (R) (T)	Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell takes her training tips to America and uses all the tricks of her trade to deal with the country's troublesome pooches.
	09:00	Oops TV (R) (T)	Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.
	10:00	WWE Superstars (R)	A round-up of all the latest wrestling news, interviews and highlights.
	11:00	WWE: Experience	Round-up of the latest from Raw and Smackdown, including interviews with some of the biggest stars in the sport.
Afternoon	12:00	Obese: A Year to Save My Life (R) (T)	A woman who weighs 30st calls on the help of fitness expert Jessie Pavelka, who forces her to look in a mirror and face up to her weight issues. Forty-year-old Sharon Hughes describes herself as greedy and lazy, and struggles to leave the house for fear of what people might say.
	13:00	Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA (R) (T)	Twenty-four-year-old LaRhonda, who weighs almost 31st, enlists the expertise of Chris Powell to help her lose weight, having lost her mother to diabetes. Chris uncovers a dark secret that explains why LaRhonda stopped caring about herself.
	14:00	Dog Patrol (R) (T)	Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.
	14:30	Dog Patrol (R) (T)	Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.
	15:00	Dog Patrol (R) (T)	Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.
	15:30	Dog Patrol (R) (T)	Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.
	16:00	Dog Patrol (R) (T)	Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.
	16:30	Emergency Abroad (R) (T)	Documentary following the teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.
	17:30	A League of Their Own (R) (T)	Two-time Ashes winner Steve Harmison and Mock the Week host Dara O Briain join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff on the comedy sports quiz, hosted by James Corden. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

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TV Listings for Sky2, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Brainiac: Science Abuse (T)	Jon Tickle examines the science of urine, Richard Hammond goes to the dogs, and there is an experiment involving playing darts while being subject to an electric shock. Plus, the finale of caravan golf and ways to win at the funfair.
	07:00	Stargate SG-1 (T)	The Goa'uld captures the team members while at an archaeological dig on an alien world, leaving their fate in the hands of two research scientists, Coombs and Felgar. Sci-fi drama, guest starring Enterprise's John Billingsley, with Richard Dean Anderson.
	08:00	Stargate SG-1 (T)	Tension mounts when an invisible assassin threatens to jeopardise the shaky alliance between the Tok'ra and Jaffa refugees at the Alpha site. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson.
	09:00	Stargate SG-1 (T)	An alien world offers Earth a medicine with the power to cure any illness, but as Carter, Teal'c and Quinn discover while investigating events on the planet, there might be a high price to pay for the miracle drug. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson.
	10:00	Stargate SG-1 (T)	Part one of two. A reporter threatens to expose a secret military project, but when Carter and Jonas give her a tour of the ship on the understanding the newspaper will pull the story, they quickly discover she is involved in a much more sinister plot. Sci-fi drama, guest starring John de Lancie, Kendall Cross and Colin Cunningham.
	11:00	Stargate SG-1 (T)	Part two of two. Thor enlists the team's help when an Asgard plan backfires and one of their planets is overrun by replicators who are evolving at an accelerated rate and now appear human. Sci-fi adventure, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.
Afternoon	12:00	UK Border Force (R) (T)	Officers at Heathrow's Terminal 3 question a passenger from Johannesburg arriving in London on a tourist visa, suspecting he may be planning to work in the country. Entry Clearance Officer Dan Brown, on secondment to the British High Commission in Delhi, encounters a man carrying false identity documents.
	13:00	Best of Oops TV (R)	Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.
	14:00	The Middle: Access All Areas (T)	Actress Lucy Davis provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the American comedy, which stars Patricia Heaton.
	14:30	The Middle (T)	Frankie and Mike hope for a quiet and romantic Valentine's Day with Brick attending his first sleepover, Axl out on a date and Sue at a party - but the peace they seek is short-lived.
	15:00	The Middle (R) (T)	Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie.
	15:30	The Middle (R) (T)	The Hecks have a spring clean, but after rummaging through 20 years' worth of belongings, discover that some things are best left forgotten. Meanwhile, Brick demonstrates an entrepreneurial streak, offering his pearls of wisdom on a neighbourhood information stand.
	16:00	The Middle (R) (T)	Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as a punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes.
	16:30	The Middle (R) (T)	Frankie becomes obsessed with the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and shocks the family by going all out to celebrate the mementos occasion - buying an HDTV and an array of commemorative knick-knacks.
	17:00	The Middle (R) (T)	Mike and the kids think they have come up with the perfect Mother's Day gift for Frankie, a day she can devote entirely to herself - but the plan almost immediately backfires. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott.
	17:30	The Middle (R) (T)	Frankie and Mike force Axl to do the right thing when he inadvertently invites the wrong girl to the prom by text, and Brick proves to be something of a playwright.

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TV Listings for Pick TV, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Dating in the Dark (R) (T)	A shy surfer and a fashionista try to win a the heart of a glamour model in the pitch black dating room.
	07:00	Dating in the Dark (R) (T)	Mikey and Rob Glenister - two male contestants who are twins - try to find out if the girls can identify their secret.
	08:00	Dating in the Dark (R) (T)	Andrew Stone from Pineapple Dance Studios enters the pitch black dating room.
	09:00	Dating in the Dark (R) (T)	Georgina Baillie, grand-daughter of actor Andrew Sachs and the woman at the centre of the Sachsgate scandal, joins the singletons in the pitch black dating room to see she can find her perfect match.
	10:00	Dating in the Dark (R) (T)	A Justin Timberlake lookalike enters the pitch-black dating room as the singletons try to find their perfect match without basing their choice on appearance.
	11:00	16 & Pregnant (T)	Indiana girl Amber Portwood and her boyfriend Gary Shirley struggle with their relationship as news of the pregnancy is met with disapproval from Amber's family - and the pressure increases with the arrival of their baby, Leah.
Afternoon	12:00	Futurama (T)	Bender becomes a successful wrestler, and enjoys the prestige it brings - until he is instructed to take a dive against an opponent trained by Leela's old mentor. With the voice of Rich Little.
	12:30	Futurama (T)	Leela fears her people will die out if she fails to mate with the only known male of her species. Even though he is not exactly what she had hoped for, she considers marrying him. Fry persuades Bender to accompany him to the Forbidden Valley, where they make a startling discovery.
	13:00	Futurama (T)	Hermes is elated to hear the Central Bureaucracy Division is planning an inspection, convinced he will be promoted. However, an unforeseen disaster puts an end to his dreams of climbing the corporate ladder - and reduces the office to rubble for good measure.
	13:30	Futurama (T)	The Professor uses his 150th birthday party to announce his retirement and stuns everybody by choosing his own clone as heir - but the obnoxious creation has a hidden agenda.
	14:00	Futurama (T)	The friends' ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaving them lost at sea - where Fry falls in love with a mermaid who leads them to the lost city of Atlanta. With the voice of 1960s pop star Donovan.
	14:30	Futurama (T)	Bender grows tired of life on the straight and narrow and joins forces with robot gangsters - who order him to show his loyalty by stealing a consignment of Zuban cigars from a delivery ship.
	15:00	Futurama (T)	The Planet Express team brings delicious alien worms back to Earth, and the human population becomes addicted to them - leading to the threat of intergalactic war.
	15:30	Futurama (T)	New New York's robots celebrate Mother's Day by lavishing presents on Mom, the founder of the company that made them. Unfortunately, the matriarchal inventor plans to use their devotion in a scheme to take over the world.
	16:00	Futurama (T)	Fry, Leela and Bender use the Professor's `What If' machine to see what would happen if their fondest wishes were granted. With the guest voices of ex-US vice president Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and former Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols.
	16:30	Futurama (T)	Bender inherits a haunted castle, but falls victim to a curse and turns into a car, which according to legend will attack its closest friends. Animated sci-fi comedy, with the voices of Katey Sagal, Billy West and John DiMaggio.
	17:00	Dog the Bounty Hunter (R) (T)	Dog divides his crew into veterans and rookies, who compete to be recognised as the best in their field by trying to catch two drug dealers.
	17:30	Dog the Bounty Hunter (R) (T)	The crew hunts for a bail jumper who is hiding in Waikiki's shady underbelly, while Dog searches for a clown to perform at his brother's surprise party.

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TV Listings for ITV2, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:20	Gossip Girl (R)	Chuck, Nate, Blair, Serena and Lola team up to uncover what they think is an explosive secret between Diana and Jack. Meanwhile, Dan is offered a prestigious fellowship in Rome for the summer.
	07:10	Emmerdale (R) (T)	Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.
	10:05	Coronation Street (R) (T)	Drama from England's most famous cobbled street.
Afternoon	12:30	Winners & Losers (T)	Sophie has to face up to her past when she realises that the stalker was someone closer to her than she could have imagined. Frances and Zach's new relationship causes problems with their work. Virginia Gay and Melanie Vallejo star.
	13:25	All Star Family Fortunes (R) (T)	Original Bucks Fizz singer Cheryl Baker and DJ Trevor Nelson play the game show, teaming up with their relatives to guess the answers to surveys of 100 people in a bid to reach the final round, in which they can win up to £30,000 for their chosen charities. Vernon Kay hosts.
	14:30	The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T)	The girl Tom K has been texting is revealed, causing some unhappiness. Joey is in trouble with Sam, and Nanny Pat gets new dentures. Plus, the gossip after Lauren P and Tom P's romantic moment. Reality programme following a group of people in Essex.
	15:15	The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T)	Reality programme following a group of people in Essex, with each episode filmed just a few days before transmission.
	16:00	Britain's Got More Talent: Funniest Moments (R) (T)	Stephen Mulhern looks back at the most comical moments from Britain's Got Talent. Including the judges' best bits, contestants who would not take no for an answer and acts that were so bad they were good.
	17:00	Free Willy 3: The Rescue (T)	(1997, Adventure) The amiable killer whale is reunited with his human friend, Jesse, now a teenager working on a research ship. Jesse meets a boy whose father is secretly involved in poaching whales for their meat, and persuades the youngster to help him protect Willy and his pod from harm. Family adventure, starring Jason James Richter, August Schellenberg and Annie Corley.

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TV Listings for ITV3, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:10	Murder, She Wrote (R) (T)	Jessica investigates whether a curse on a stolen Indian pendant could be responsible for the death of Seth's brother. Angela Lansbury stars.
	07:10	Kavanagh QC (R) (T)	Kavanagh defends a left-wing activist accused of murdering someone from the opposite end of the political spectrum - and learns a harsh lesson in the process. To make matters worse, he finds out daughter Kate is having an affair with her married tutor, thus setting the scene for further fireworks. John Thaw stars.
	08:50	Heartbeat (R) (T)	The police leap into action when a labourer at the Kirkbys' farm dies of strychnine poisoning, believing a killer is on the loose. As the finger of suspicion moves from one villager to another, the scene is set for tragedy. Meanwhile, the Ashfordly Rotary Club pensioners head for the seaside town of Whitby - but David's mangy mutt Alfred proves to be something of a liability.
	09:55	Heartbeat (R) (T)	Local landowner Les Parnaby loses patience with ramblers wandering across his land and resolves to take matters into his own hands - regardless of the cost. Meanwhile, Ventress's car accident has a strange effect on Vernon Scripps, much to the delight of his many creditors. Rural police drama, starring Lloyd McGuire, Geoffrey Hughes and Tricia Penrose.
	10:55	Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles (R) (T)	Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson protect the last remaining member of the aristocratic Baskervilles, who believes his family is being persecuted by a monstrous spectral hound roaming the remote Devon moors. Feature-length mystery based on Conan Doyle's classic story, starring Jeremy Brett, Edward Hardwicke, Ronald Pickup and Kristoffer Tabori.
Afternoon	13:10	Vanity Fair (T)	(2004, Comedy) An orphaned woman leaves behind her humble beginnings and, using her wit, cunning and sexuality, claws her way up Regency London's social ladder. Her honest best friend, meanwhile, ends up married to a vain and deceitful dandy, unaware of an old friend's love for her. Period comedy drama, based on William Makepeace Thackeray's novel, starring Reese Witherspoon, Romola Garai, James Purefoy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Rhys Ifans and Bob Hoskins. Including FYI Daily.
	15:55	Rosemary & Thyme (R) (T)	Green-fingered amateur detectives Laura and Rosemary are called in to tackle a stubborn species of weed threatening an entire year's vintage at the Crickle Valley vineyard. As ever, they find themselves in the right place at the right time when the body of a wine critic is discovered on the premises. Murder mystery, starring Felicity Kendal and Pam Ferris.
	17:30	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from the men's and women's draws. Rafael Nadal won his sixth French Open title here last year, but was made to work hard in the opening round before defeating John Isner in five sets.

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TV Listings for ITV4, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:10	World's Wildest Police Videos (R) (T)	Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.
	07:00	Police, Camera, Action! (R)	Thermal-imaging cameras close in on criminals cowering in a wood, and Alastair Stewart assesses the true state of the capital's congested roads by taking to the skies.
	07:30	The Sweeney (R)	Regan and Carter investigate a series of break-ins at local shops and businesses. Hard-hitting police drama series, starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman.
	08:30	Minder (R) (T)	Terry injures his hand helping Des, and Arthur's stand-in sidekick gets him mixed up in a heroin deal. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole.
	09:30	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws. John Inverdale presents, with Jim Courier, Amelie Mauresmo, Fabrice Santoro, Mark Petchey, Sam Smith and Nick Mullins.
Afternoon	14:45	Live Indian Premier League Cricket (T)	Matt Smith is joined by Shonali Nagrani and Dominic Cork to present coverage of the final at the MA Chidambaram Stadium in Chennai, where the fifth staging of the tournament reaches a conclusion.

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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 27 May 2012

Morning	08:00	Friends (T)	Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino.
	08:30	Friends (T)	The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman.
	09:00	Friends (T)	Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake.
	09:30	Friends (T)	Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry.
	10:00	Friends (T)	Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
	10:30	Friends (T)	Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc.
	11:00	Friends (T)	Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff.
	11:30	Friends (T)	Phoebe's frank attitude causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey reluctantly accepts a job as a waiter at Central Perk, while Ross and Chandler argue over which of them made up a raunchy joke.
Afternoon	12:00	Friends (T)	Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
	12:30	Friends (T)	An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Meanwhile, Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill.
	13:00	Friends (T)	Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr (24) and Hank Azaria (The Simpsons).
	13:40	Friends (T)	Rachel goes to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning.
	14:05	Two and a Half Men	Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher. Last in the series.
	14:35	Mike & Molly	The bride-to-be is shocked when she cannot fit into her wedding dress just three weeks before the big day. Comedy, starring Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell.
	15:00	Friends (T)	The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston.
	15:30	Friends (T)	Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox.
	16:00	Friends (T)	A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer.
	16:30	Friends (T)	Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down.
	17:00	Friends (T)	Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.
	17:30	Friends (T)	Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 27 May 2012

Morning	09:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	09:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	10:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie tries to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother is reluctant to fulfil. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	10:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	11:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	11:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby.
Afternoon	12:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school, and Alan falls for Francine - upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	12:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first ones. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	13:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
	13:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	14:00	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	14:30	Two and a Half Men (T)	Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	15:00	Frasier (T)	Despite having quit her job twice, Roz returns to work at KACL as if nothing has happened, while Niles and Daphne invest in a variety of scientific gadgets to find the best time to conceive. Starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin.
	15:30	Frasier (T)	Julia attends a party with Frasier, where she manages to offend the entire Crane family by blurting out the news that Daphne is pregnant. Comedy, guest starring Felicity Hunter, with Kelsey Grammer.
	16:00	Frasier (T)	A famous opera director showers attention on an unwitting Frasier after spotting him in a gay bar. Patrick Stewart guest stars.
	16:30	Frasier (T)	Martin and Frasier vie for the affections of the boys' former babysitter, and the shrink becomes depressed when his father wins her love. Luckily, his ability to solve several mind-twisting problems puts him in a better mood. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.
	17:00	Frasier (T)	Roz persuades Frasier to go on a date with her friend - but the arrangement turns out to be a disaster. Niles and Daphne suspect their maid of dishonesty.
	17:30	Frasier (T)	Martin angrily accuses Frasier of eavesdropping on Ronee's private conversations, while prospective parents Niles and Daphne try to secure the services of Seattle's finest nursery artist. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.

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TV Listings for Sky Atlantic, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Love/Lust and the Paranormal (R)	Unexplained phenomena that have fascinated people through the ages, including ghosts, mediums and rumours of extraterrestrial visitors.
	07:00	Seinfeld (R) (T)	In an double-length episode, Jerry tries to impress his baseball hero Keith Hernandez, who is infatuated with Elaine. Kramer and Newman have a score to settle with the baseball star, and George tells a lie to keep his unemployment money coming in - but finds a different approach is needed.
	08:00	ER (R)	Carter witnesses another intern make a serious mistake, but turns a blind eye. Meanwhile, Hathaway gets her medical school admission test results. Drama, starring Noah Wyle and Julianna Margulies.
	09:00	ER (R)	Greene is attacked by an unknown assailant and Carla is admitted with prenatal problems, putting reluctant father-to-be Benton on the spot. Jeanie and Al see each other in a new light. Medical drama, starring Anthony Edwards and Eriq La Salle.
	10:00	ER (R)	Greene returns to work in a less than energetic state, Carter reconsiders his career as a surgeon and Ross has a birthday surprise for Hathaway. Medical drama, starring Anthony Edwards and Noah Wyle.
	11:00	House (R)	A company boss is admitted with unexplained paralysis and scans of her muscles and bones can find no cause for the problem, but when House probes her psychiatric history, he finds the solution. However, it will require a transplant - which the committee is unlikely to grant if he tells the truth. Meanwhile, a new chairman of the hospital board takes an instant dislike to the grumpy medic.
Afternoon	12:00	House (R)	A mobster who fell into a coma moments before testifying in court is brought in for treatment, but his brother begs House to keep him in hospital to stop him taking the stand. The grumpy medic soon has cause for concern when it transpires the gangster has been poisoned.
	13:00	Star Trek: Voyager (R)	The holographic Doctor creates tension as the ship prepares to establish a new communication link which will give crew members a few minutes' contact with friends and family on Earth.
	14:00	Star Trek: Voyager (R)	Paris, Neelix and the Doctor are sent on an away mission to explore a planet devastated by nuclear radiation. Sci-fi drama, starring Robert Duncan McNeill and Robert Picardo.
	15:00	Star Trek: Voyager (R)	Chakotay and Seven are stranded among a primitive people when their shuttle encounters an energy barrier which prevents the ship's crew locating them, and the pair consider breaking the prime directive in a bid to escape. Meanwhile, Paris infringes local space flying regulations and receives an unusual punishment. Robert Beltran and Jeri Ryan star.
	16:00	Star Trek: Voyager (R)	Neelix is understandably excited when the ship's sensors read Talaxian life signs on a long-range scan, but the trail leads the crew to members of his species who risk losing their homes to mining excavators.
	17:00	Star Trek: Voyager (R)	When Captain Janeway is taken hostage by Delta Quadrant beings, it's left to the Doctor to fulfil the requirements of their ransom and save her from execution. Sci-fi action, starring Kate Mulgrew and Robert Picardo.

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TV Listings for E! Entertainment, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Teleshopping	A chance to buy bargains galore.
	07:00	Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane	Part two of two. The designer drops the girls back at school and heads to New York to complete her work for Fashion Week.
	08:00	Behind the Scenes	A preview of the film Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer.
	08:30	E! News Special
	09:00	E! News	Round-up of the day's hottest entertainment news and gossip, featuring up-to-the-minute reports and stories with hosts Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic.
	10:00	Khloe and Lamar	The pressure Lamar is feeling on the court begins to affect his mental game, and Khloe struggles to deal with everybody asking when she is going to get pregnant.
	10:30	Ice Loves Coco	The actor helps train his dog Spartacus for its first acting job, while Coco encounters problems with the launch of her clothing line.
	11:00	Keeping Up with the Kardashians	Following a whirlwind romance, Khloe Kardashian marries NBA basketball star Lamar Odom in a wedding attended by her family and a number of Hollywood stars.
Afternoon	13:00	E! News	Round-up of the day's hottest entertainment news and gossip, featuring up-to-the-minute reports and stories with hosts Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic.
	14:00	THS	Profile of actress Drew Barrymore, who shot to stardom at the age of six with her role in ET.
	16:00	E! News	Round-up of the day's hottest entertainment news and gossip, featuring up-to-the-minute reports and stories with hosts Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic.
	17:00	Khloe and Lamar	The pressure Lamar is feeling on the court begins to affect his mental game, and Khloe struggles to deal with everybody asking when she is going to get pregnant.
	17:30	E! News Special

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TV Listings for Sky Living, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Jerry Springer	Jerry invites more guests to engage in another open and highly unpredictable discussion.
	07:00	Maury (R)	Compelling and personal talk show dealing with emotional conflicts, hosted by veteran American broadcaster Maury Povich.
	08:00	Ghost Whisperer (R)	Melinda is visited by the ghostly mother of the girl she is temporarily fostering. After the spirit confesses a secret, the psychic resolves to help the troubled youth in her care.
	09:00	The Biggest Loser USA (R) (T)	Following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts. Presented by Alison Sweeney.
	10:00	Steps: On the Road Again (R) (T)	Charting the progress of pop quintet Steps as they prepare for their comeback tour. Cameras follow their hectic daily schedules of vocal sessions and costume fittings, and provide an insight into the group's domestic lives to show the trials and tribulations of hitting the road together for the first time in 11 years.
	11:00	CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R) (T)	A boy's corpse is discovered among body parts in an illegal waste dump, leading Langston and Stokes to suspect elusive serial killer Dr Jekyll is responsible. Elsewhere, Catherine and Sanders search for a motive when the body of a woman is dumped in a hotel corridor. Crime drama, starring Laurence Fishburne and George Eads.
Afternoon	12:00	Bones (R) (T)	The team investigates when a man discovers a body in his girlfriend's shower. Meanwhile, Brennan and Hannah's friendship is put under pressure when Booth reveals that Bones still has feelings for him.
	13:00	Bones (R)	The team comes under suspicion when the notorious Gravedigger, who buried Brennan, Booth and Hodgins alive, returns to appeal her sentence, but is shot dead before she reaches the courtroom. The precision and accuracy of the murder indicates a professional job and, as the investigation continues, it looks as though the culprit might be a bit too close to home.
	14:00	Bones (R) (T)	A corpse is found surrounded by $100 notes in a warehouse, and Booth realises the killer is an old cohort on a mission to rid the world of bad guys. Meanwhile, Angela's eccentric father arrives and faces opposition from Hodgins when he claims to have the perfect name for their unborn child. Crime drama, guest starring ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons.
	15:00	Bones (R) (T)	A blizzard brings the whole town to a standstill and Brennan and Booth find themselves trapped in a lift, where a discussion about their relationship becomes uncharacteristically candid. The rest of the team is busy trying to identify a body without the use of modern technology, while Angela and Hodgins receive worrying news about the health of their unborn baby. Crime drama, directed by and starring David Boreanaz.
	16:00	Bones (R) (T)	Brennan and Booth are alerted the remains of a body found in a community centre playground and the victim is identified as a member of a radical `honesty group'. They discover the organisation's aggressive beliefs burnt a lot of social bridges, and investigate whether home truths could really lead to murder. Crime drama, starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz.
	17:00	Bones (R)	A girl with a hearing and speech impairment is found on the street clutching a murder weapon, and with the handicapped teenager unable to communicate, Brennan and Booth must determine whether she is responsible for a brutal crime or the victim of a set-up. Meanwhile, Angela tries to keep news of developments in her pregnancy a secret from Hodgins.

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TV Listings for FX, 27 May 2012

Morning	08:00	Shark (T)	The attorney investigates the killing of a rock star's long-time friend, but finds his progress hindered by the singer and his entourage, who appear to know far more than they are prepared to reveal. A member of the group provides new information which leads to an arrest, but the trial is put in jeopardy when the prosecution's key witness is discredited.
	09:00	Shark (T)	The fatal shooting of his long-time friend and former law firm partner turns out to be a failed attempt to kill Stark. Ignoring orders to stay away from the case, the lawyer uncovers new evidence which leads to one of his ex-clients, but is forced to reveal a terrible secret from his past and jeopardise his own career to secure a conviction. Guest starring Elizabeth Lackey and Peter Gallagher.
	10:00	Shark (T)	The lawyer is offered a chance to avoid disbarment - he must find the evidence to convict a notorious criminal kingpin who may have been involved in the Sarah Belkin murder. With his career on the line, he agrees to join the investigation, but the state attorney's hardline tactics prompt him to take a rare ethical stand.
	11:00	Shark (T)	Stark is lured by the offer of big money to defend a Las Vegas-based businessman against a murder charge, but finds himself in a moral dilemma after it emerges his client has built his empire on the profits of crime. When the only witness to the incident is found dead in her bath, the former defence attorney hatches a dangerous plan to ensure the killer is sent to prison.
Afternoon	12:00	Shark (T)	A talented singer is found dead after attending a party at the Playboy Mansion - but while gathering evidence against a record producer who was having an affair with her, Reyes becomes intimately involved with a key witness, placing the entire case in jeopardy. Guest starring Hugh Hefner.
	13:00	NCIS (T)	Gibbs tries to extract information from a convict on death row about where he hid his victims. However, the killer proves reluctant to confess, forcing the team to solve the case by unconventional means. Drama, starring Mark Harmon.
	14:00	NCIS (T)	The special agents set out to find the stolen body of a Civil War general, but Dr Elaine Burns is shocked to discover the entombed corpse of a Marine sergeant instead, eventually reaching the conclusion he was buried alive. Meanwhile, Mossad agent Ziva David returns as a replacement for Kate, much to Gibbs' displeasure. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Cote de Pablo.
	15:00	NCIS (T)	A Marine who appears to have been leading a double life is shot dead. As the investigation continues, however, the team uncovers a case of identity theft - together with a tangled motive involving a mysterious package and a wronged wife. Drama, starring Mark Harmon.
	16:00	NCIS (T)	The murder of a Marine's wife is shown live on the internet and inquiries point to two housewives who were running their own pornographic website, but have since vanished. The search for the missing pair begins with the website administrator - and ends with a surprising discovery.
	17:00	NCIS (T)	A six-year-old boy begs the team to find his father, whom he claims has been kidnapped. The agents learn the missing man is a lieutenant commander working on a confidential project, but their inquiries lead them to believe he disobeyed orders and has deleted the information he was sent to acquire.

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TV Listings for GOLD, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:20	Keeping Up Appearances (T)	Hyacinth plans a nautical supper aboard a borrowed cruiser, and hopes the evening goes swimmingly. Suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes.
	06:50	Keeping Up Appearances (T)	Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a small country retreat - but her plans go awry in a most unexpected fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift.
	07:30	The Liver Birds	Sandra's horoscope convinces her that marriage is on the cards. Nerys Hughes and Polly James star as the Liverpudlian flatmates in Carla Lane's comedy.
	08:10	Sykes	Eric falls foul of the local police. Comedy, starring Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques.
	08:50	Trouble in Store	(1953, Comedy) A well-meaning department store worker dreams of becoming a window dresser, but only ends up infuriating his boss with his clumsiness. He gets the chance to be a hero when he and the shopgirl of his dreams stumble on a plot to rob the store. Comedy, starring Norman Wisdom, Margaret Rutherford, Moira Lister, Joan Sims, Jerry Desmonde and Lana Morris.
	10:35	Last of the Summer Wine (T)	Seymour and Clegg take drastic action to get Compo to buy a round of drinks.
	11:15	Last of the Summer Wine (T)	When Compo pulls a piece of antique silver from the canal, Seymour sets about recovering any other items down there, with the intention of returning them to their rightful owner.
	11:55	Last of the Summer Wine (T)	An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet.
Afternoon	12:35	Only Fools and Horses (T)	Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer at a local club. Teaming him up with Raquel, he wastes no time in booking the duo at a birthday party for the elderly mother of a local hoodlum - but it soon becomes clear his new signing is not everything he is cracked up to be. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones, with a guest appearance by Philip Pope.
	13:40	Only Fools and Horses (T)	Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag's Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater (Jim Broadbent), who has recently been released from prison and claims to have turned over a new leaf. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones.
	14:50	Only Fools and Horses (T)	Uncle Albert falls victim to muggers, so Del-Boy resolves to take the law into his own hands, while Rodney becomes a director in Trotters Independent Traders - and his first job is to give the car a good clean. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield.
	15:55	Only Fools and Horses (T)	Rodney and Albert begin to worry that the flat will get overcrowded as the birth of Del-Boy Jr approaches, while Del feels well prepared for fatherhood thanks to a stint at antenatal classes with Raquel. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.
	17:00	Keeping Up Appearances (T)	Hyacinth plans a nautical supper aboard a borrowed cruiser, and hopes the evening goes swimmingly. Suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes.
	17:40	Keeping Up Appearances (T)	Irrepressible snob Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to rescue Richard from social obscurity by turning him into an executive. His first stop is the local golf club, but he proves far from enthusiastic. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift.

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TV Listings for Dave, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:00	Everest ER	Doctors at base camp deal with the biggest emergency of the season when a woman is found unconscious near Everest's summit, prompting a dangerous high-altitude rescue attempt.
	07:30	Everest ER	Life in the mountain's base camp clinic. Set up by Dr Luanne Freer in 2003, the facilities allow doctors to spend 10 weeks every spring treating climbers who have been injured or become unwell in the thin atmosphere.
	08:00	Fifth Gear	Motoring magazine, presented by Tiff Needell and Vicki Butler-Henderson.
	08:30	The Gadget Show (T)	Jon Bentley, Jason Bradbury and Suzi Perry showcase the latest technological devices.
	09:00	Top Gear (T)	James May pits the speed of a homing pigeon against the muscle of Ford's Sportka, while Jeremy Clarkson tries to drive from London to Edinburgh and back again in an Audi A8 - on one tank of fuel. The Porsche Carrera GT is put to the test, and snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
	10:00	The World's Most Stupid Criminals	Chris Ellison presents CCTV footage capturing the idiotic antics of the criminally inane, from bungling bank-robbers to half-witted hijackers.
	11:00	Man v Food (T)	Adam Richman's journey takes him to Niagara Falls, where he takes on an Italian food challenge that includes 10 plates of food which must be eaten in 90 minutes.
	11:30	Man v Food (T)	Adam Richman's culinary quest for the best traditional food takes him to Butte, Montana, where he takes on the Jumboli challenge - which means he must eat a 5lb stromboli.
Afternoon	12:00	Fifth Gear	Motoring magazine, presented by Tiff Needell and Vicki Butler-Henderson.
	12:30	The Gadget Show (T)	Jon Bentley, Jason Bradbury and Suzi Perry showcase the latest technological devices.
	13:00	Top Gear (T)	James May pits the speed of a homing pigeon against the muscle of Ford's Sportka, while Jeremy Clarkson tries to drive from London to Edinburgh and back again in an Audi A8 - on one tank of fuel. The Porsche Carrera GT is put to the test, and snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
	14:00	Man v Food (T)	In Syracuse, New York, Adam Richman takes on the Frittata Challenge - a breakfast dish weighing more than 6lb.
	14:30	Man v Food (T)	Adam Richman visits Portland, Maine, where he attempts the Manimal Challenge to eat a 4lb meal in 20 minutes or less.
	15:00	Man v Food (T)	Adam Richman's journey takes him to Niagara Falls, where he takes on an Italian food challenge that includes 10 plates of food which must be eaten in 90 minutes.
	15:30	Man v Food (T)	Adam Richman's culinary quest for the best traditional food takes him to Butte, Montana, where he takes on the Jumboli challenge - which means he must eat a 5lb stromboli.
	16:00	Top Gear (T)	Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond visit Pendine Sands in Wales to race a BMW 6 Series, a Porsche 911 and a Jaguar XKR. Hatchbacks, including the Vauxhall Astra, Mazda 3 and VW Golf, are scrutinised, while Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen are the Stars in a Reasonably Priced Car.
	17:00	Top Gear (T)	Jeremy Clarkson test-drives the Nissan Cube and the Renault Clio 182, James May examines the Jaguar XJS, while Richard Hammond investigates alternative ways of fuelling cars and puts the Cadillac CTS through its paces. Terry Wogan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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TV Listings for Channel 5, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:40	Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs (R) (T)	Harry wishes he could live a fun-filled day all over again.
	06:50	Castle Farm (R) (T)	The sheep are sheared, and Piggy wears their wool as a costume.
	06:55	Abby's Flying Fairy School (T)	The fairies go on a field trip to learn about trolls, but Blogg is self-conscious due to his wings.
	07:05	Roobarb and Custard Too (R) (T)	Moggy Malone and Poodle Princess go away, leaving Roobarb and Custard to fend for themselves.
	07:15	Bananas in Pyjamas (R) (T)	Morgan's trainers smell very bad, and when Amy and Lulu complain he moves in with the bananas.
	07:25	Family! (R) (T)	Aastha helps her mother prepare a pasta sauce, while Anusha reads with her father.
	07:35	Noddy in Toyland (R) (T)	The well-meaning youngster plans a surprise party for Tessie's birthday.
	07:45	Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures (R) (T)	The pair tackle their most difficult job yet - moving Ostrich Lady's piano up the stairs of her mansion.
	07:55	Little Princess (R) (T)	Aunty brings a piano to the castle, but Little Princess realises that learning to play it requires a lot of hard work.
	08:05	Funky Valley (R) (T)	Crazy farmyard animation, narrated by Mark Williams.
	08:10	The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky (R) (T)	The Great Wild Woolly gets hiccups, so Bill and Corky enlist the aid of Cedric the scientist to find a cure.
	08:25	Angelina Ballerina (R) (T)	The mouse receives a Valentine's Day card from a secret admirer, and asks Polly to help her discover who sent it.
	08:40	Rupert Bear (R) (T)	Raggety and Rupert hunt for a magical leaf from the oldest tree in Nutwood.
	08:55	Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom (R) (T)	Mr Elf demonstrates why it takes so long to make flour, but Nanny Plum refuses to wait, and uses magic to speed up the elf windmill.
	09:10	The Mr Men Show (R) (T)	Little Miss Daredevil gives a scooter demonstration, and Mr Tickle greets every customer in his own unique way.
	09:20	Roary the Racing Car (R) (T)	Roary worries that Drifter is to be taken to the scrapheap.
	09:35	The Milkshake! Show (R) (T)	The friends grow their own vegetables, but Shake is reluctant to eat any of them. Professor Kemi Chaos reveals more fun facts. Last in the series.
	10:00	Meerkat Manor (R) (T)	Mozart's unborn pups face an uncertain fate, and the mum-to-be assesses her options as she tries to avoid losing her second litter of the year. Meanwhile, Flower's newest arrivals are welcomed into the family.
	10:25	Grey's Anatomy (R) (T)	Izzie throws herself into Derek and Meredith's wedding plans, but the stress of her illness takes its toll on Alex, and a driver and the man he ran over are brought in for surgery. Meanwhile, Callie's father arrives at Seattle Grace, but is not pleased to meet his daughter's girlfriend, and Owen seeks help in controlling his outbursts.
	11:20	Cowboy Builders (R) (T)	Dominic Littlewood and Melinda Messenger travel to Nottingham to help Aman and Naheed Lone, who thought that by hiring a female builder to erect their extension they would be in safe hands. Having paid out £36,000, they were left living in a disaster zone with walls ripped out and no electricity, water or heating.
Afternoon	12:20	Patch Adams (T)	(1998, Comedy) A talented student doctor turns the medical community upside down with his offbeat views about the healing power of laughter. His methods provoke outrage and intense debate among his professors - but his extrovert nature brightens the lives of all kinds of patients. Comedy drama, starring Robin Williams, Monica Potter, Daniel London, Bob Gunton and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
	14:35	Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (T)	(1997, Animated Movie/Drama) Christopher Robin starts school and leaves a note for Winnie the Pooh explaining why he will not be around any more. However, the bear misunderstands the message and becomes convinced his friend is in grave danger, organising the other animals into a rescue attempt. Animated adventure, with the voices of Jim Cummings and John Fiedler.
	16:05	The Hunchback of Notre Dame (T)	(1996, Animated Movie/Drama) A deformed bell-ringer living reclusively in a cathedral in the heart of medieval Paris is tempted out of seclusion when a gypsy festival arrives and captures his imagination. Here in the outside world, he learns the cruel government minister who raised him is hatching a plan to wipe out the gypsies, so he resolves to protect his new friends. Disney animation, with the voices of Tom Hulce, Demi Moore and Kevin Kline.
	17:55	Elizabeth II: A Diamond Jubilee Celebration (T)	Documentary looking back at the Queen's 60-year reign, from her ascension to the throne in 1952, following the death of her father George VI, to her Diamond Jubilee year. Archive footage and interviews help tell the story of a monarch who has steered the royal family into a new millennium and beyond, overseeing Britain's transformation into a multicultural nation, travelling farther than any other Queen in history and sharing the world stage with countless historic figures along the way.

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TV Listings for Watch, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:25	Sanctuary (T)	Magnus and Will come into conflict, while an FBI agent's life hangs in the balance when she is attacked by an abnormal.
	07:10	Murdoch Mysteries (T)	An investigation into the events surrounding the mysterious death of a woman leads William and Julia to argue about abortion.
	08:00	Robin Hood	The outlaws increase their number by uniting with a rival band led by Allan-a-Dale's brother Tom, who soon proves to be more trouble than he is worth. Marian tells Robin the details of Gisborne and the Sheriff's latest plot to catch him - but puts herself in danger by doing so. Jonas Armstrong stars.
	09:00	Doctor Who (T)	Part one of two. The Doctor investigates disappearances in New York at the height of the Depression in the 1930s. Monstrous Pig Men linger in the sewers and the Daleks prepare an audacious plan at the top of the Empire State Building. Sci-fi drama, guest starring Hugh Quarshie and Andrew Garfield.
	10:00	Total Wipeout USA	Winter Wipeout version of the game show in which 20 contestants take on an extreme obstacle course covered in snow and ice. With John Henson, John Anderson and Jill Wagner.
	11:00	Life (T)	David Attenborough turns his attention to marine invertebrates - bizarre and beautiful animals that thrive in the toughest parts of the ocean. Divers swim into a shoal of predatory Humboldt squid emerging from the depths to hunt in packs, and timelapse photography reveals starfish gathering under the Arctic ice to devour a seal carcass. A camera also follows a female octopus into a cave, where she hides to protect her eggs until she starves to death.
Afternoon	12:00	Seaside Rescue (T)	The crew of Navy Rescue Helicopter 193 helps two teenagers who have become trapped by the incoming tide at the bottom of cliffs, the RNLI lifeguards face an action-packed day at Perranporth beach, and the Torbay all-weather lifeboat goes to the rescue of a small fishing boat that has caught fire off the Devon coast. Narrated by David Morrisey.
	12:30	Seaside Rescue (T)	The Torbay lifeboat goes out to sea when a yacht is in need of urgent assistance in the English Channel, while disaster strikes for two competitors in the final of a powerboating championship. Navy Rescue Helicopter 193 helps a holiday-maker who has become stuck on a tiny ledge above the waves and a cow that has fallen down a cliff.
	13:00	New Tricks (T)	The squad reinvestigates the death of a timeshare magnate, previously thought to have committed suicide, when a reformed call girl claims she was with him the night he died and saw someone force their way into his house as she left. It then emerges the deceased's widow has since fallen on hard times after being swindled by her late husband's business partner - who is connected to a notorious criminal. Guest starring Shane Richie (EastEnders), Naomi Bentley (Primeval) and Claire Rushbrook (Collision).
	14:00	New Tricks (T)	Gerry celebrates his birthday at a comedy club, where a controversial act comes under fire from a group of hecklers. Sandra discovers the most vocal member of the gang is the niece of a political activist who went missing 25 years previously after waging a campaign against the comedian. Agreeing to reinvestigate the disappearance, the squad discovers that the activist and her boyfriend had infiltrated an extreme right-wing group with links to the dangerous criminal who murdered Jack's wife. Guest starring Phil Daniels, Joe Absolom and John Henshaw.
	15:00	Cars, Cops and Criminals	MP Robert Goodwill clones Prime Minister Gordon Brown's official number plate to highlight how easy it is to evade measures designed to prevent vehicle registration theft. The programme also follows officers setting up Operation Utah, which combines the resources of all areas and agencies across the country to prevent criminals using cars to commit crimes.
	16:00	The Sound of Musicals	Les Dennis brings the razzmatazz of Broadway and the West End to the small screen as he hosts tonight's show. John Barrowman, David and Carrie Grant, Ruthie Henshall, Mica Paris and Jon Lee provide an insight into the background of this week's songs, including numbers from Chicago, Sunset Boulevard and The Lion King. There is also a guest appearance from talented boy soprano Joseph McManners.
	17:00	No Ordinary Family (T)	Stephanie sees the Powells captured by the government when she travels into the future. On her return to her own time, she tries to stop what she has seen from happening. Meanwhile, Jim and George track down the criminal responsible for the death of a cop.

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TV Listings for Alibi, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:00	Inside Taggart	An insight into the making of the Glasgow-set crime drama.
	07:10	Diagnosis Murder (T)	Part one of two. A convicted wife-killer takes Dr Sloan hostage, but Steve fears trigger-happy police officers may be the real threat to his father's life. Drama, starring Dick Van Dyke.
	08:00	Diagnosis Murder (T)	Part two of two. Dr Sloan hunts for evidence that will clear the name of an innocent man before it is too late. Drama, starring Dick Van Dyke.
	09:00	Murdoch Mysteries (T)	The detective meets a man who claims he can time travel to prevent crimes. Crime drama, starring Yannick Bisson. Last in the series.
	10:00	Maisie Raine (T)	Maisie's errant brother Kelvin asks her to investigate the theft of money he won at a casino, but as inquiries proceed, the main suspect is assaulted, giving the case a sinister twist. Police drama, starring Pauline Quirke, Paul Reynolds and Eve Matheson.
	11:00	Dalziel & Pascoe (T)	The duo are sent to investigate the discovery of a skeleton in an old Yorkshire mining town. When they are told the remains are those of a police officer who worked undercover during the miners' strike in the mid-Eighties, the mismatched coppers begin to unravel a complex web of crimes. However, just when they think they are making progress, the killer strikes again.
Afternoon	13:00	Murdoch Mysteries (T)	The detective meets a man who claims he can time travel to prevent crimes. Crime drama, starring Yannick Bisson. Last in the series.
	14:00	Diagnosis Murder (T)	Part one of two. A convicted wife-killer takes Dr Sloan hostage, but Steve fears trigger-happy police officers may be the real threat to his father's life. Drama, starring Dick Van Dyke.
	15:00	Diagnosis Murder (T)	Part two of two. Dr Sloan hunts for evidence that will clear the name of an innocent man before it is too late. Drama, starring Dick Van Dyke.
	16:00	Dalziel & Pascoe (T)	The duo are sent to investigate the discovery of a skeleton in an old Yorkshire mining town. When they are told the remains are those of a police officer who worked undercover during the miners' strike in the mid-Eighties, the mismatched coppers begin to unravel a complex web of crimes. However, just when they think they are making progress, the killer strikes again.

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TV Listings for Syfy, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Haven	Audrey, Nathan and the woman who claims to share Audrey's identity try to stop an epidemic spreading across town that causes people to see their worst fears come to life.
	07:00	Haven	Machines in the town's docks begin to attack people, and Audrey and Nathan try to find out why before more victims are claimed.
	08:00	Teleshopping	A chance to buy bargains galore.
	11:00	Haven	Audrey and Nathan investigate a series of electrocutions that leave the town's most popular leader dead and his son set to inherit his family's gift.
Afternoon	12:00	Haven	A wedding involving two rival families at an isolated estate becomes dangerous for everyone in attendance when the location is sealed-off and people start disappearing.
	13:00	Haven	Audrey finds herself reliving the same tragic day, and notices a deadly accident precedes each day's reset point - and the more she tries to intervene, the closer she comes to catastrophe.
	14:00	Human Target	The team protects a man who suspects his wife is a Russian spy intent on killing him for classified defence information, while Ames conceals a secret of her own, which she hopes Chance will not discover. Guest starring Todd Grinnell and Lauren German.
	15:00	Human Target	Chance is reunited with Harry when hired to protect a rival security agency owner's fiance who has been threatened with death by her own husband-to-be. Ilsa is involved in the mission to hack the reclusive businessman's computer, which ends badly when truth serum intended to obtain the password causes her to confess everything.
	16:00	The Tick	Arthur and the Tick are invited to join the Legion of Heroes - but Captain Liberty is angry at being excluded and decides to sue the exclusive club for discrimination. Superhero comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and David Burke.
	16:30	The Lord of the Rings	(1978, Animated Movie/Drama) An unassuming hobbit acquires a magical ring, which a vanquished dark lord needs to restore himself to full power. Accompanied by a fellowship of travelling companions, he sets out on a quest to take the ring to the only place in the world where it can be destroyed. Animated fantasy based on JRR Tolkien's novel, with the voices of Christopher Guard, John Hurt, William Squire and Anthony Daniels.

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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?	Game show in which adult contestants are paired with junior helpers to answer questions from the national curriculum for the chance of a £50,000 prize, but face public humiliation if they have to ask for assistance. Presented by Dick and Dom.
	07:00	Gladiators (T)	Combat game show with super-fit members of the public competing in challenges against the Gladiators.
	08:00	Fort Boyard (R)	A team of intrepid contenders face cunning traps and quizzes inside the impregnable fortress.
	09:00	Football Freestyler
	09:30	Unbeatable Banzuke (T)	Japanese sports game show in which amateur and professional players take part in a variety of physical challenges such as hand walk, muscle gym and bamboo derby.
	10:00	All New Blockbusters	Simon Mayo hosts the return of the general knowledge quiz, in which contestants try to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons.
	10:30	All New Blockbusters	Simon Mayo hosts the return of the general knowledge quiz, in which contestants try to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons.
	11:00	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	11:55	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
Afternoon	12:50	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	13:45	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	14:40	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	15:35	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	16:30	1 vs 100 (T)	Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a cash prize.
	17:15	3D Game Review	Analysis of the latest 3D racing games.

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TV Listings for Universal Channel, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Cold Case (T)	Lilly teams up with Agent Cavanaugh in a joint investigation with the FBI into the murder of a GI at the Woodstock rock festival in 1969.
	07:00	Teleshopping	A chance to buy bargains galore.
	08:00	Law & Order: Los Angeles (T)	A family falls victim to a home invasion that ends in rape and murder, and the subsequent case leads to a Secret Service agent. Crime drama, starring Skeet Ulrich.
	09:00	Flashpoint (T)	A former head of security at a bank takes revenge on the woman who fired him by staging a raid in which he takes the woman hostage. Negotiations with Parker reveal the robber is so desperate to raise the money to pay for his sick wife's care that he is hoping to be shot so she can claim the insurance on his life. Drama, starring Enrico Colantoni.
	10:00	Flashpoint (T)	A teenager turns the tables on the gang who are making her life a misery by grabbing a gun from one of her tormentors and shooting her in the crowded mall where she works. As the SRU members struggle to calm the panicking shoppers in the street below, Jules tries to talk the suicidal youngster down from a precarious perch at the top of an advertising tower. Drama, starring Amy Jo Johnson.
	11:00	Without a Trace (T)	Martin feels guilty at failing to prevent the kidnap of a 12-year-old, and tries to make amends by finding the youngster - but his task is hampered by relationship problems within the team. Eric Close stars.
Afternoon	12:00	Flashpoint (T)	A man uses his technical skills to steal money from the bank where he works in a bid to pay off his brother's debt to a gang, but when the criminals' demands grow, he loses control of the situation and is forced to take hostages. Drama, starring Enrico Colantoni and Amy Jo Johnson.
	13:00	Flashpoint (T)	The Strategic Response Unit intercepts a volatile couple during a drug-fuelled crime spree, but when the duo hold a room full of guests hostage at a wedding, Parker is forced to make a decision that threatens to tear the team apart. Drama, starring Enrico Colantoni.
	14:00	Cold Case (T)	Part two of two. The team continues the joint investigation with the FBI to catch the serial killer before he can strike again. Crime drama, starring Kathryn Morris.
	15:00	Cold Case (T)	Lilly teams up with Agent Cavanaugh in a joint investigation with the FBI into the murder of a GI at the Woodstock rock festival in 1969.
	16:00	Without a Trace (T)	Jack and the team look into the disappearance of an emotionally unstable choir singer who wanted to perform a hymn at the Sunday service but failed to turn up. A character profile seems to reveal a typical churchgoer, but the agents extract information from her boyfriend showing their assumptions are wide of the mark.
	17:00	Without a Trace (T)	The team is called to investigate the disappearance of a psychic, and learns she had been troubled by an angry man, and that she may have known her abductor. Meanwhile, Samantha is unnerved by a clairvoyant's ability to sense her relationship problems, and Vivian awaits a heart operation.

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TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Raging Planet (T)	The lethal potential of floods, contrasting the swift devastation caused by unexpected flash floods with the slow but inexorable rise of water levels.
	07:00	How Do They Do It? (T)	Preventing planes from icing up in extremely cold conditions, the use of clay to make magazine pages glossy, and constructing a 125mph electric car.
	07:30	How It's Made	The manufacturing processes behind leather wallets, French horns, soy sauce and children's ride-on cars.
	08:00	Mythbusters (T)	Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman put Hollywood sound effects up against reality, while Karl, Grant and Tory find out whether a sailboat can be propelled by a fan if there is no wind.
	09:00	Mythbusters (T)	Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman build a torpedo to find out if the first one ever fired really struck a boat from a distance of 800ft.
	10:00	Mythbusters (T)	Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test more film myths about spy cars, while Kari, Tory, and Grant conduct bullet experiments in the snow.
	11:00	Mythbusters (T)	Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test whether bullets can be dodged, and the Build Team investigates how similar hitting water and concrete are when falling from a great height.
Afternoon	12:00	The Truth Behind (T)	A closer look at the possible reasons why hundreds of ships and planes have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.
	13:00	The Truth Behind (T)	Experts examine the story of Noah's Ark to establish whether the tale is based on historical fact or biblical fiction.
	14:00	The Truth Behind (T)	An investigation into crop circles, exploring whether they are a sign of alien life, or simply an artistic hoax.
	15:00	The Truth Behind the Moon Landings	The controversial theory that the 1969 moon landing was faked in a Hollywood studio. Believers on both sides of the debate offer their opinions on everything from photographs and videotapes that have been called into question, to how the moon could have been built as a stage, hoping to put the matter to rest once and for all.
	16:00	How It's Made	The manufacture of replica foods, rocking horses and London taxis, and how traffic cone dispensers are produced.
	16:30	How It's Made	The manufacture of garden steam locomotives, hovercraft and folding bicycles, and the craftsmanship behind miniature furniture.
	17:00	How It's Made	Developments in the manufacture of blister packs, deli slicers and weather vanes.
	17:30	How It's Made	Developments in the manufacture of bowler hats, solar water heaters, sticky buns and electrostatic speakers.

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TV Listings for National Geographic, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Close
	08:00	Ancient X Files	Documentary exploring ancient mysteries, beginning with a look at Malta's Hypogeum monument and an alleged code hidden in the Mona Lisa.
	09:00	Ancient X Files	Investigators analyse evidence of an ancient mass murder in the Andes, and examine a thorn said to be from Jesus's crucifixion crown.
	10:00	The Reclaimers	Paul Smith's interior designer goes in search of mahogany floors for the company's flagship store, and a Welsh family discovers some bargain fireplaces. Drew Pritchard uncovers a treasure trove of material in a church near Monmouth, while a restoration project on a Jacobean plaster ceiling nears completion.
	10:30	The Reclaimers	John Rawlinson heads to France in a bid to replenish his stocks, but struggles to find anything that catches his eye, while a batch of urns, a collection of shoe lasts and a sarcophagus keep Anthony Reeve busy.
	11:00	Bugatti Super Car	The making of the Bugatti Veyron, one of the fastest and most expensive cars ever built, which is produced by a factory in France employing just 17 engineers. Described as `more aeroplane than car', it can hit almost one-third the speed of sound and travel from 0-60mph in 2.46 seconds.
Afternoon	12:00	Megafactories (T)	A behind-the-scenes look at Aston Martin's HQ in Warwickshire, revealing how the customised and coveted One-77 is designed and manufactured.
	13:00	Cocaine Sub Hunters	American efforts to crack down on traffickers using submarines to smuggle drugs. The vessels are constructed secretly and almost untraceable at sea, and agents resort to prying information from jailed builders and crew.
	14:00	History's Toughest Prisons	An insight into the workings of some of the most secure prisons in the world, from a bomb-proof jail in Maryland to Alcatraz in the San Francisco Bay, and the Tower of London.
	15:00	Light the Ocean	A new perspective on life beneath the waves, from colourful deep-sea creatures to vast underwater landscapes.
	16:00	Drain the Great Lakes	Documentary revealing what is beneath North America's Great Lakes - Lake Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie and Ontario - examining geological secrets and pieces of human history that have been hidden from sight.
	17:00	Viking Apocalypse	An investigation into the remains of more than 50 decapitated Vikings found in a burial pit in Weymouth, Dorset, revealing a story of greed, betrayal and retribution.

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TV Listings for Biography Channel, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Sacha Baron Cohen	Profile of the Cambridge graduate who rose to fame with his comedy creations Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
	07:00	Kate Winslet	Profile of the actress who first achieved fame with her role in Heavenly Creatures, went on to star in James Cameron's blockbuster Titanic, and won an Oscar for The Reader in 2009.
	08:00	Meryl Streep	Profile of the American actress who has starred in films including The Devil Wears Prada, Mamma Mia! and Sophie's Choice.
	09:00	Sacha Baron Cohen	Profile of the Cambridge graduate who rose to fame with his comedy creations Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
	10:00	Bee Gees - One Night Only	The trio's 1997 performance at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, featuring guests including Celine Dion.
Afternoon	12:00	Billy the Exterminator	The pest controller helps staff release a menacing raccoon from the ceiling of their building, before setting out to relocate a massive beehive.
	12:30	Billy the Exterminator	The pest controller is stung when he contends with a swarm of wasps, and faces a mouse problem in a single mother's house.
	13:00	Billy the Exterminator	The pest controller and his team tackle dangerous and feral hogs, but has to call in the experts to help with a job.
	13:30	Billy the Exterminator	The pest controller tries a new tactic on a colony of wasps and is forced to think up a novel way of tackling a critter infestation.
	14:00	Pawn Stars	The team evaluates a hat worn by movie legend John Wayne, while a woman arrives hoping to sell her 1950s clapping chimp toy.
	14:30	Pawn Stars	The pawnbrokers face a tough decision over whether to buy silver plates once owned by Hitler, and the boys set their sights on a rifle from the American Civil War.
	15:00	Pawn Stars	The team has the chance to buy a piece of US sporting history, a 1970 Bob Dylan vinyl record is brought in to the shop, and Chumlee is on a mission in Las Vegas.
	15:30	Pawn Stars	Richard Harrison and Rick examine an American Civil War bugle, and meet a former prime minister's grandson who brings a clock presented to his grandfather by Richard Nixon.
	16:00	Pawn Stars	The Las Vegas pawnbrokers get the chance to buy the suit of KFC founder Colonel Sanders and a vintage punching-bag game.
	16:30	Pawn Stars	The team evaluates a hat worn by movie legend John Wayne, while a woman arrives hoping to sell her 1950s clapping chimp toy.
	17:00	Pawn Stars	The pawnbrokers face a tough decision over whether to buy silver plates once owned by Hitler, and the boys set their sights on a rifle from the American Civil War.
	17:30	Pawn Stars	The team has the chance to buy a piece of US sporting history, a 1970 Bob Dylan vinyl record is brought in to the shop, and Chumlee is on a mission in Las Vegas.

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TV Listings for History Channel, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Mud Men	Steve Brooker and Johnny Vaughan search for hidden treasures along the banks of the River Thames, using metal detectors and shovels to find artefacts that offer a new perspective on London's history. They begin by the Tower of London, where they investigate the military origins of a mysterious gold trumpet and reunite a 250-year-old musket ball with the gun that fired it.
	07:00	Mud Men	Steve Brooker and Johnny Vaughan learn how to make 17th-century condoms, search for ancient coins and trading tokens, and investigate the history of tobacco.
	08:00	Mud Men	Steve Brooker and Johnny Vaughan search for hidden treasures along the shore in Greenwich. They discover how the Tudors managed to stay sober despite drinking all day, and why beer bottles were thought to ward off evil witches.
	09:00	Mud Men	Steve Brooker and Johnny Vaughan search for hidden treasures along the banks of Limehouse, uncovering evidence of London's seedy history of prostitutes and an 18th-century man's obsession with duelling.
	10:00	Storage Wars	The buyers travel to the latest set of auctions in Fullerton, California, where Jarrod and Brandi compete for a storage unit they need to keep their store afloat.
	10:30	Storage Wars	The buyers are far away from home and get the opportunity to find out who has the skills for the job and who is just relying on luck.
	11:00	Storage Wars	Darrell takes a gamble on a locker completely covered with blankets, while Brandi makes a risky decision.
	11:30	Storage Wars	Darrell finds a box of old books, Jarrod and Brandi battle for a unit filled with classic signs, and Barry takes a chance on a mystery trunk.
Afternoon	12:00	Pawn Stars	The pawnbrokers come across the shackles used in Houdini's escapology act, the 1999 Vince Lombardi Super Bowl trophy and novelties from 1940s cereal packets.
	12:30	Pawn Stars	The team members get their hands on an 1863 rifle that proved decisive in the American Civil War, and hail down a fully restored 1915 Ford Model T taxi.
	13:00	Cash Cowboys	Scott Cozens and Sheldon Smithens explore Winnipeg's flea markets, before discovering some amazing monster movie memorabilia in a basement of horrors.
	14:00	American Pickers	Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz inspect the weird objects and stuffed animals of a collector, while a cuddly horse is given an impressive valuation.
	15:00	Storage Wars	The buyers travel to the latest set of auctions in Fullerton, California, where Jarrod and Brandi compete for a storage unit they need to keep their store afloat.
	15:30	Storage Wars	The buyers are far away from home and get the opportunity to find out who has the skills for the job and who is just relying on luck.
	16:00	Storage Wars	Darrell takes a gamble on a locker completely covered with blankets, while Brandi makes a risky decision.
	16:30	Storage Wars	Darrell finds a box of old books, Jarrod and Brandi battle for a unit filled with classic signs, and Barry takes a chance on a mystery trunk.
	17:00	Cash Cowboys	Scott Cozens and Sheldon Smithens explore Winnipeg's flea markets, before discovering some amazing monster movie memorabilia in a basement of horrors.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere, 27 May 2012

Morning	10:00	Beginners (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) A man starting a relationship looks back on the last years of his father's life, when he came out as gay at the age of 75. He recalls the old man's passionate new outlook on life, and ponders what the experience can teach him about his current romance. Comedy drama, starring Ewan McGregor and an Oscar-winning Christopher Plummer.
Afternoon	12:00	The Top Ten Show	Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America.
	12:15	Rio (T)	(2011, Animated Movie/Drama) A domesticated rare bird is taken to Rio de Janeiro to mate with a female, but the pair are stolen by animal smugglers. He ends up lost on the streets of a strange city, and to make it back to his owner, he will have to learn to fly for the first time in his life. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jesse Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway.
	14:00	Rio Special	Preview of the new animated movie about a pet macaw who leaves his cage to seek adventure in South America.
	14:30	Love, Wedding, Marriage (T)	(2011, Comedy) A relationship counsellor is just settling into a life of wedded bliss when she learns her parents want a divorce after 30 years together. She puts all her efforts into keeping them together, but the more she tries to save their marriage, the more she jeopardises her own. Romantic comedy, starring Mandy Moore, Kellan Lutz, Josh Brolin and Jane Seymour.
	16:15	Stay Cool	(2009, General Movie/Drama) A successful writer returns to his home town to give a speech at his old high-school. The familiar surroundings bring back all his old adolescent insecurities, a problem made worse when he runs into the woman upon whom he had an unrequited teen crush, and never really got over. Comedy drama, with Mark Polish, Winona Ryder and Chevy Chase.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere +1, 27 May 2012

Morning	11:00	Beginners (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) A man starting a relationship looks back on the last years of his father's life, when he came out as gay at the age of 75. He recalls the old man's passionate new outlook on life, and ponders what the experience can teach him about his current romance. Comedy drama, starring Ewan McGregor and an Oscar-winning Christopher Plummer.
Afternoon	13:00	The Top Ten Show	Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America.
	13:15	Rio (T)	(2011, Animated Movie/Drama) A domesticated rare bird is taken to Rio de Janeiro to mate with a female, but the pair are stolen by animal smugglers. He ends up lost on the streets of a strange city, and to make it back to his owner, he will have to learn to fly for the first time in his life. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jesse Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway.
	15:00	Rio Special	Preview of the new animated movie about a pet macaw who leaves his cage to seek adventure in South America.
	15:30	Love, Wedding, Marriage (T)	(2011, Comedy) A relationship counsellor is just settling into a life of wedded bliss when she learns her parents want a divorce after 30 years together. She puts all her efforts into keeping them together, but the more she tries to save their marriage, the more she jeopardises her own. Romantic comedy, starring Mandy Moore, Kellan Lutz, Josh Brolin and Jane Seymour.
	17:15	Stay Cool	(2009, General Movie/Drama) A successful writer returns to his home town to give a speech at his old high-school. The familiar surroundings bring back all his old adolescent insecurities, a problem made worse when he runs into the woman upon whom he had an unrequited teen crush, and never really got over. Comedy drama, with Mark Polish, Winona Ryder and Chevy Chase.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Comedy, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:25	Death Becomes Her (T)	(1992, Comedy) Two romantic rivals are both granted the secret of eternal youth by a mysterious mystic. However, as they battle to get their claws into a plastic surgeon, they discover their now-immortal bodies are capable of taking whatever damage they can dish out. Black comedy fantasy, starring Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis and Isabella Rossellini.
	08:10	Head of State	(2003, Comedy) A political party decides any hopes of winning the election are doomed, so it puts forward a fast-talking black politician from an inner-city neighbourhood purely as a publicity stunt. However, all the contenders are confounded when the unsuspecting candidate proves a surprising hit with the electorate. Comedy, directed by and starring Chris Rock, with Bernie Mac, Nick Searcy and Dylan Baker.
	09:50	Wild Target (T)	(2010, Comedy) A lonely hitman living with his domineering mother is hired by a gangster to kill an art thief, but cannot go through with it. Posing as a private detective, he offers to protect her from his furious client, while also acquiring an apprentice in the shape of a young man who witnessed him killing the mobster's henchmen. Comedy, starring Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint, Rupert Everett and Martin Freeman.
	11:30	Death at a Funeral (T)	(2010, Comedy) A family gather to bury the patriarch, but any dignity to the occasion soon disappears in a run of disasters. The deceased's oldest son resents the success of his younger brother, while their sister's boyfriend has accidentally taken LSD and an unexpected guest has a few shock revelations to make. Comedy, with Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Zoe Saldana and Peter Dinklage.
Afternoon	13:10	Just Go With It (T)	(2011, Comedy) A plastic surgeon pretends to be unhappily married to seduce women. When his girlfriend finds his prop wedding ring, he claims he is getting a divorce and has to persuade his assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife - but is forced to come up with yet more lies to maintain the illusion. Romantic comedy, starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.
	15:10	Bad Teacher (T)	(2011, Comedy) Cynical, hard-drinking teacher Elizabeth Halsey hates her job and the kids in her class, and hopes to escape her daily grind by landing a rich husband. A wealthy substitute seems like a suitable candidate, but she has a rival for his attention in a squeaky-clean colleague. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel and Lucy Punch.
	16:50	MacGruber (T)	(2010, Comedy) A highly-decorated former special operative is called back into action to take down his despotic arch-enemy, who is threatening to destroy Washington, DC with a nuclear warhead. Action adventure spoof, starring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer, Powers Boothe and Maya Rudolph.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Action & Adventure/HD, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas	(2003, Animated Movie/Drama) A swashbuckling hero has 10 days to recover a priceless book from a deceitful sea goddess or his friend will be executed. As he sets out on his quest, he discovers the condemned man's fiancee has stowed away on board his ship to make sure he goes through with the task. Animated adventure, with the voices of Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Joseph Fiennes and Michelle Pfeiffer.
	07:30	Peter Pan (T)	(2003, Fantasy) The adventures of the boy who never grows old, as he whisks Wendy Darling and her brothers away to the magical world of Neverland - where they come face to face with fearsome Captain Hook. Adaptation of JM Barrie's fantasy novel, starring Jeremy Sumpter, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Jason Isaacs and Lynn Redgrave.
	09:25	Conan the Barbarian	(1982, Adventure/War) A child who grows up in slavery becomes a formidable warrior and a cunning thief. Taken prisoner by a victorious king, he is sent out to destroy the leader of the barbaric cult that destroyed his village and slaughtered his family. Fantasy adventure, based on the stories by author Robert E Howard, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Max von Sydow, James Earl Jones and Sandahl Bergman.
	11:35	The Karate Kid (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) An American youngster goes to live in China with his mother, where he becomes an outsider and falls foul of the local bullies. He receives help from the kindly school janitor, who turns out to be a kung fu master and offers to train the boy to defend himself. Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.
Afternoon	14:00	Thor (T)	(2011, Fantasy) The Norse god of thunder is banished from his own world when his arrogance puts the kingdom on the brink of war. He is sent to present-day Earth, where he is forced to live among humans without his supernatural powers, but must regain his abilities to defend his new home against his evil brother. Kenneth Branagh's fantasy adventure, starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston and Anthony Hopkins.
	16:00	Faster (T)	(2010, Adventure) A criminal is released from prison with revenge in mind. His brother was murdered while he was behind bars. He hunts down the men responsible, pursued by a cop on the verge of retirement and a ruthless hitman. Action adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton, Oliver Jackson-Cohen and Carla Gugino.
	17:40	The Karate Kid (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) An American youngster goes to live in China with his mother, where he becomes an outsider and falls foul of the local bullies. He receives help from the kindly school janitor, who turns out to be a kung fu master and offers to train the boy to defend himself. Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Family, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:10	Ramona and Beezus (T)	(2010, Comedy) Nine-year-old Ramona has a vivid imagination and an unfortunate habit of accidentally causing trouble for herself and everyone else. When her father loses his job, the family's lives a re thrown into upheaval, so Ramona puts her mind to the task of making sure they do not lose their home. Family comedy based on Beverly Cleary's series of books, starring Joey King and Selena Gomez.
	08:00	Ice Age (T)	(2002, Animated Movie/Drama) Three mismatched prehistoric animals join forces to return a human infant to its tribe - but as their journey unfolds, the creatures fail to anticipate the many perils and pitfalls that lay in store for them. Animated adventure, featuring the voices of John Leguizamo, Ray Romano, Denis Leary, Goran Visnjic and Jack Black.
	09:30	Dragon Hunters (T)	(2008, Animated Movie/Drama) A fantasy kingdom is under threat from a terrible dragon that returns to plague them every 20 years. The lord of the kingdom's grandniece sets off in search of heroes to slay the beast, but returns with a pair of bumbling conmen who play along in the hope of making their fortune. Animated adventure, with the voice of Forest Whitaker and Rob Paulsen.
	11:00	Rio Special	Preview of the new animated movie about a pet macaw who leaves his cage to seek adventure in South America.
	11:30	Alice in Wonderland (T)	(2010, Fantasy) A 19-year-old Alice returns to the magical land, having forgotten her previous adventures. She finds the tyrannical Red Queen has begun a reign of terror that can only be ended by slaying the monstrous Jabberwocky - a task she is seemingly destined to perform. Tim Burton's fantasy adventure based on Lewis Carroll's novels, starring Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway.
Afternoon	13:20	Yogi Bear (T)	(2010, Comedy) A conniving bear and his diminutive sidekick learn that the national park they live in is due to be closed down by the greedy local mayor. They must join forces with their old foe, a park ranger who resents their mischief-making, to save the day. Comedy based on the cartoon series, starring Anna Faris and Tom Cavanagh, and featuring the voices of Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake.
	14:50	Ramona and Beezus (T)	(2010, Comedy) Nine-year-old Ramona has a vivid imagination and an unfortunate habit of accidentally causing trouble for herself and everyone else. When her father loses his job, the family's lives a re thrown into upheaval, so Ramona puts her mind to the task of making sure they do not lose their home. Family comedy based on Beverly Cleary's series of books, starring Joey King and Selena Gomez.
	16:40	Ice Age (T)	(2002, Animated Movie/Drama) Three mismatched prehistoric animals join forces to return a human infant to its tribe - but as their journey unfolds, the creatures fail to anticipate the many perils and pitfalls that lay in store for them. Animated adventure, featuring the voices of John Leguizamo, Ray Romano, Denis Leary, Goran Visnjic and Jack Black.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Drama & Romance/HD, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	My Last Five Girlfriends (T)	(2009, Comedy) A single man is driven to the brink of suicide by his life's failures. Before killing himself, he decides to revisit his last five ex-girlfriends and muses on how he managed to ruin each relationship. The final romance remains a mystery to him - while he felt things were going well, she was reluctant to commit, leaving him determined to find out why. Black comedy, with Brendan Patricks and Naomie Harris.
	07:30	Housesitter (T)	(1991, Comedy) An architect has a fling with a kooky waitress, who takes it upon herself to move into his house and pass herself off as his wife. When the woman he is actually in love with says she thinks the marriage is good for him, he decides to play along with the deception. Romantic comedy, starring Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn, Dana Delany, Donald Moffat and Julie Harris.
	09:15	The Sound of Music (T)	(1965, Musical) A cheerful novice nun is employed as governess to the seven children of an austere widower, bringing light, laughter and a love of all things harmonious to a family previously beset by grief and strict discipline while also falling for her employer. But before long, the looming threat of the Second World War jeopardises their happy household. Oscar-winning Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, starring Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer and Eleanor Parker.
Afternoon	12:10	Three Men and a Baby (T)	(1987, Comedy) The lives of three flat-sharing bachelors are turned upside down when they discover a baby left on their doorstep. Unfortunately, while trying to get to grips with the necessary parenting skills, they find themselves menaced by criminals searching for missing drugs. Comedy, directed by Leonard Nimoy, starring Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg and Nancy Travis.
	13:55	What Women Want (T)	(2000, Comedy) A freak accident gives a womanising executive the ability to hear the thoughts of the opposite sex. Embittered after losing out on promotion to a female colleague, he uses his new-found talent to exact revenge - but the insight it provides ultimately brings out an unexpected sensitive side. Romantic comedy, starring Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, with Marisa Tomei, Alan Alda and Bette Midler.
	16:05	Sabrina	(1995, Comedy) A chauffeur's daughter falls for the womanising son of her father's employer, but he ignores her. However, after a long sojourn in Paris, she returns, having matured into a beautiful and poised young woman. The handsome playboy is totally smitten - even though he is on the verge of getting married. So to save the wedding, his older brother tries to romance her himself. Remake of Billy Wilder's romantic comedy, with Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond and Greg Kinnear.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Jaws 3 (T)	(1983, Detective/Thriller) A shark is captured by divers and put on display in a Florida marine centre, where it ultimately dies. However, examination of the body reveals the seemingly fully-grown shark was actually a baby - and its enormous, ferocious mother soon comes looking for it. Thriller sequel, originally released in cinemas in 3D, starring Dennis Quaid, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr and Bess Armstrong.
	07:50	Priest (T)	(2011, Detective/Thriller) In the future, the world has been devastated by a war between humans and vampires. An enclave of human survivors lives under the domination of a religious hierarchy. A war veteran-turned-priest breaks his oath to the church and sets off in search of his niece, who has been kidnapped by vampires. Fantasy action thriller, with Paul Bettany, Karl Urban and Maggie Q.
	09:20	The Resident (T)	(2011, Horror) A doctor moves into a spacious new apartment, and becomes attracted to her landlord. However, she does not realise he is becoming dangerously obsessed with her, constructing elaborate hiding places to spy on her. His behaviour becomes increasingly sinister, and her reconciliation with her ex-boyfriend drives him into a murderous rage. Horror, with Hilary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Christopher Lee.
	10:55	Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (T)	(2004, Science Fiction) Giant flying robots attack New York, but heroic aviator Sky Captain is on hand to save the day. Investigating the origin of the machines with the aid of a plucky reporter, he discovers an evil genius is behind the disappearance of several scientists. Sci-fi adventure, combining computer-generated sets with real actors, starring Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie, and featuring a digitally re-created Laurence Olivier.
Afternoon	12:45	Super 8 35mm Special	A look at JJ Abrams' sci-fi thriller.
	13:15	Super 8 (T)	(2011, Science Fiction) A boy and his friends sneak out at night to film an amateur zombie movie, only to witness a train derailment. As people start disappearing from their town and the military descends in force, they come to realise a dangerous alien was being transported on the train and is now on the loose. Sci-fi thriller, starring Joel Courtney and Elle Fanning.
	15:15	Jaws 2 (T)	(1978, Detective/Thriller) The seaside resort of Amity is terrorised once again by a man-eating great white shark. While police chief Brody struggles to alert the townsfolk to the magnitude of the danger, a group of teenagers - including Brody's two sons - is adrift at sea in waters hunted by the shark. Thriller sequel, starring Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary and Murray Hamilton.
	17:15	Jaws 3 (T)	(1983, Detective/Thriller) A shark is captured by divers and put on display in a Florida marine centre, where it ultimately dies. However, examination of the body reveals the seemingly fully-grown shark was actually a baby - and its enormous, ferocious mother soon comes looking for it. Thriller sequel, originally released in cinemas in 3D, starring Dennis Quaid, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr and Bess Armstrong.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Classics, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	This Gun for Hire (T)	(1942, Detective/Thriller) A hired assassin sets out to find the man who paid him with money the police are tracking. He finds an unlikely ally in the girlfriend of one of the detectives on his trail. Thriller based on a novel by Graham Greene, starring Alan Ladd, Veronica Lake, Robert Preston and Laird Cregar.
	08:00	Cowboys & Aliens 35mm Special	Behind the scenes on the sci-fi movie about an alien invasion in the Wild West, starring Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig.
	08:30	The Ballad of Cable Hogue (T)	(1970, Western) A prospector left for dead in the desert stumbles across an underground spring, which saves his life and leads to a money-making venture as he turns the water hole into a stop-over station for stagecoaches. Meanwhile, he patiently plots his revenge in the hope his former associates will eventually drop by. Sam Peckinpah's comedy Western, with Jason Robards, David Warner, Strother Martin and Slim Pickens.
	10:35	Hell Is for Heroes (T)	(1962, Adventure/War) A rebellious soldier defies orders to lead two men on a secret attack on a German pillbox, but his mission fails and the other two soldiers are killed. Court-martialled for his actions, he remains convinced his plan was sound and ignores the sentence to make a second attempt at destroying the emplacement. Second World War adventure, with Steve McQueen, James Coburn and Bobby Darin.
Afternoon	12:10	We're No Angels (T)	(1954, Comedy) Three convicts escape from the penal colony on notorious Devil's Island and seize a French family's shop - only to find themselves helping the storekeeper outwit his scheming relatives. Comedy, starring Humphrey Bogart, Peter Ustinov, Aldo Ray and Basil Rathbone.
	14:00	Chisum (T)	(1970, Western) Finding no recourse in the law, powerful cattle rancher John Chisum takes all-out war to a predatory land baron, who has muscled in on local businesses and taken them over. He joins forces with fellow rancher Henry Tunstall, a father figure to Billy the Kid - a young tearaway whose involvement threatens to blow the conflict county-wide. Western, starring John Wayne, Forrest Tucker, Christopher George, Patric Knowles, Geoffrey Deuel and Ben Johnson.
	15:55	The Creature from the Black Lagoon (T)	(1954, Horror) Anthropologists in South America capture a hideous scaly humanoid, seemingly the last of a prehistoric species. The creature soon escapes and carries off the expedition's sole female member into the depths of the jungle, with her fellow scientists in hot pursuit. Horror, starring Richard Carlson, Julie Adams, Richard Denning and Ricou Browning.
	17:20	Destry Rides Again	(1939, Comedy) A mild-mannered sheriff is assigned to clean up a lawless town ruled over by a ruthless gangster - but finds his biggest problem is a sultry saloon singer determined to exact revenge on him for resisting her charms. Comedy Western, starring James Stewart, Marlene Dietrich, Charles Winninger, Mischa Auer and Brian Donlevy.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Modern Greats, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams	(2002, Adventure) The pint-sized secret agents investigate a mad scientist who has meddled with powerful forces and created a host of bizarre mutant animals. However, the villain is not the only problem they have to face, as another pair of youngsters are determined to outshine them. Family adventure sequel, starring Antonio Banderas, Steve Buscemi and Carla Gugino.
	07:45	White Men Can't Jump (T)	(1992, Comedy) A basketball hustler working Los Angeles' courts uses his goofy appearance to lull his opponents into a false sense of security. He forms an uneasy alliance with a fellow conman and rival to make a financial killing, but his debts soon catch up with both of them. Ron Shelton's comedy, starring Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and Rosie Perez.
	09:45	Twister (T)	(1996, Detective/Thriller) A storm-chaser and her estranged husband are brought together in a joint project to monitor the path of an oncoming tornado - but the pair face a race against the clock as a rival government-backed group with hi-tech resources tries to beat them to it. Action thriller, starring Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
	11:45	Heaven Can Wait	(1978, Fantasy) American football player Joe gets snatched away to the afterlife following his death, but the angel responsible realises too late he was supposed to survive. Joe is offered the chance to return to the land of the living by taking over the body of a murdered millionaire - to the shock of the dead man's killers. Fantasy drama, starring Warren Beatty, Julie Christie and James Mason.
Afternoon	13:45	Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams	(2002, Adventure) The pint-sized secret agents investigate a mad scientist who has meddled with powerful forces and created a host of bizarre mutant animals. However, the villain is not the only problem they have to face, as another pair of youngsters are determined to outshine them. Family adventure sequel, starring Antonio Banderas, Steve Buscemi and Carla Gugino.
	15:35	The Remains of the Day (T)	(1993, General Movie/Drama) A butler in a 1930s aristocratic household has dedicated his life to serving his master, putting duty above all else and repressing his affection for the housekeeper, who also happens to be in love with him. On the outbreak of war, the nobleman's sympathies for the Nazi cause come to light, marking a change of heart in the old servant, who looks back with misgivings about the loyalty that may have cost him dearly. Period drama, with Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson and James Fox.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Indie, 27 May 2012

Morning	08:00	Agora (T)	(2009, General Movie/Drama) An astronomer in Roman-occupied 4th-century Egypt develops controversial scientific theories - including the notion that the Earth is a sphere. Her research is threatened as conflict between pagans and Christians explodes into violence, while her slave is torn between his unrequited love for her and his new-found loyalty to Christianity. Historical drama, with Rachel Weisz and Max Minghella.
	10:10	Skateland (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) The manager of a roller skating rink realises his adult life has become an extension of his high-school years, but struggles to face up to an uncertain future. As the rink faces closure and his family starts to fall apart, he sees a disturbing glimpse of what he could become in his girlfriend's deadbeat older brother. Drama, with Shiloh Fernandez and Ashley Greene.
	11:50	You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) A man leaves his wife in a bid to recapture his lost youth, leaving her reliant on a suspicious fortune teller. Their daughter is tempted to have an affair with her boss, while her husband becomes fascinated with a mysterious woman. Woody Allen's comedy, starring Anthony Hopkins, Naomi Watts, Gemma Jones, Josh Brolin and Antonio Banderas.
Afternoon	13:30	Whatever Works (T)	(2009, Comedy) A misanthropic former professor who spends his days criticising everyone he meets for not matching him intellectually takes in a runaway more than 40 years his junior and impulsively marries her. However, he later has to contend with the disapproval of her parents. Comedy, directed by Woody Allen and starring Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood, Patricia Clarkson and Ed Begley Jr.
	15:05	Cedar Rapids (T)	(2011, Comedy) A naive and idealistic salesman who has never before left his home town gets his first independent experience of the outside world when he is sent to a conference in Iowa. He ends up sharing a hotel with a group of far more worldly-wise fellow delegates and gets an eye-opening introduction to the delights of drink and debauchery. Comedy, starring Ed Helms, John C Reilly, Anne Heche and Sigourney Weaver.
	16:35	The Messenger	(2009, General Movie/Drama) A soldier recuperating from injuries received in Iraq is given a new assignment visiting the families of servicemen who have been killed and delivering the bad news. An officer recovering from alcoholism joins him on his travels to train him in this difficult task, but an encounter with one widow leaves his charge struggling to remain emotionally detached. Drama, starring Woody Harrelson, Ben Foster and Samantha Morton.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Showcase, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:40	Letters to Juliet (T)	(2010, General Movie/Drama) A writer on holiday in Italy discovers a 50-year-old letter from a woman describing her regret at rejecting a man she was in love with. She is moved to reply, prompting the writer to turn up in person with her grandson in tow, and together they set out in search of her lost love to put things right. Romantic drama, starring Amanda Seyfried, Vanessa Redgrave and Gael Garcia Bernal.
	09:30	Road Trip (T)	(2000, Comedy) Four students hit the road, heading off on a foolhardy mission to retrieve an embarrassing video mistakenly sent to an unsuspecting girlfriend - but it is not long before things go wrong and they end up having several nasty scrapes. Comedy, starring Tom Green as the tale's narrator, with Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Amy Smart, Paulo Costanzo and DJ Qualls.
	11:30	Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (T)	(2003, General Movie/Drama) The captain of a British warship engages in a tense battle of wits and an escalating test of nerves with a French counterpart during the Napoleonic wars, a pursuit that takes his crew on a dangerous journey along the coast of South America. Seafaring drama, adapted from Patrick O'Brian's novels, starring Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, James D'Arcy, Billy Boyd and Edward Woodall.
Afternoon	13:55	Moulin Rouge! (T)	(2001, Musical) An idealistic writer is drawn to the decadent backstreets of Paris, determined to play a part in the bohemian revolution. He falls for a courtesan from the famous Moulin Rouge, but a scheming duke also covets her affections, setting the scene for tragedy. Baz Luhrmann's romantic musical, with Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman, Jim Broadbent, Richard Roxburgh and John Leguizamo. Featuring reworkings of pop songs by Nirvana, David Bowie, Elton John and others.
	16:10	Ocean's Thirteen (T)	(2007, Comedy) Danny Ocean rounds up his band of crooks for one last heist. Gang member Reuben has been left traumatised and in a coma after being double-crossed by crooked casino owner Willy Bank, and Danny decides that payback is in order. He plans a scheme that will leave Bank penniless, but needs the help of an old enemy. Comedy crime caper sequel, with George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia and Elliott Gould.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Crime & Thriller/HD, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:15	Catch Me If You Can	(2002, General Movie/Drama) The story of Frank Abagnale Jr, who found notoriety as a teenager conning and charming his way across America. Posing as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer, Frank was able to fund an extravagant lifestyle while outwitting the FBI at every turn. Fact-based drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and James Brolin.
	09:40	US Marshals (T)	(1998, Detective/Thriller) A federal marshal sets out in pursuit of an escaped prisoner who is determined to prove his murder conviction was false. As the chase progresses, the marshal is forced to work with a diplomatic security agent, making him realise the fugitive is no ordinary convict and that his claims of innocence may be true. Thriller sequel, starring Tommy Lee Jones reprising his Oscar-winning role from The Fugitive, alongside Wesley Snipes and Robert Downey Jr.
	11:55	Limitless (T)	(2011, Science Fiction) A failed writer acquires a supply of an experimental drug that enables his brain to process and learn information at a superhuman rate. His newfound abilities allow him to make a killing on the stock market, but he soon attracts the attention of shadowy forces who have sinister plans for him. Sci-fi thriller, with Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro and Abbie Cornish.
Afternoon	13:50	Sleuth (T)	(1972, Mystery) When wealthy author Andrew Wyke discovers his wife is having an affair with the owner of a chain of hair salons, the devious writer hatches a plan to toy with his spouse's lover, but the pair soon find themselves locked in an elaborate battle of wits. Mystery, by Anthony Shaffer, starring Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine.
	16:10	Catch Me If You Can	(2002, General Movie/Drama) The story of Frank Abagnale Jr, who found notoriety as a teenager conning and charming his way across America. Posing as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer, Frank was able to fund an extravagant lifestyle while outwitting the FBI at every turn. Fact-based drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and James Brolin.

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TV Listings for FilmFour, 27 May 2012

Morning	11:00	The Drum (T)	(1938, Adventure) A courageous prince in early 20th-century India enlists the help of the British Army to defeat his villainous uncle, who murdered his father and seized the throne - and is now plotting to massacre leading military officers after luring them to his palace. Period adventure, directed by Zoltan Korda and starring Raymond Massey, Sabu, Roger Livesey, Valerie Hobson and David Tree.
Afternoon	13:00	The Perfect Catch (T)	(2005, Comedy) Unlikely couple Ben and Lindsey meet and fall in love over the winter. When summer brings a new baseball season, Lindsey discovers Ben's devotion to the Boston Red Sox baseball team knows no bounds - and suspects she will always come second. The Farrelly brothers' romantic comedy, starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore, inspired by Nick Hornby's football-themed novel Fever Pitch, but with America's favourite sport replacing Britain's.
	15:05	Carry On Behind (T)	(1975, Comedy) Professors Ronald Crump and Anna Vooshka embark on an archaeological dig, but find their efforts disrupted by the saucy shenanigans of a motley bunch of holiday-makers in the neighbouring caravan park. Comedy, starring Kenneth Williams, Elke Sommer, Joan Sims, Windsor Davies, Kenneth Connor and Bernard Bresslaw.
	16:55	Bee Season (T)	(2005, General Movie/Drama) The four members of a dysfunctional and highly spiritual Jewish family find themselves with little in common, and the daughter's unique flair with words only complicates matters as her father neglects his wife and son to help her win the US National Spelling Bee. Drama, based on the novel by Myla Goldberg, starring Richard Gere, Juliette Binoche, Flora Cross, Kate Bosworth and Max Minghella.

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TV Listings for Turner Classic Movies, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:40	Little Women	(1949, General Movie/Drama) Four sisters find maturity and romance during the American Civil War, as they face tragedy and heartache, drawing love and support from one another. Oscar-winning drama based on Louisa May Alcott's classic novel, starring June Allyson, Peter Lawford, Margaret O'Brien, Elizabeth Taylor, Mary Astor and Janet Leigh.
	09:00	The Hallelujah Trail	(1965, Comedy) A US Cavalry colonel is ordered to escort a trainload of whisky to Denver. Prepared for a straightforward job, he little realises the trouble his cargo will cause, as a gang of temperance ladies and a rascally Sioux tribe try to get their hands on the shipment for very different reasons. Comedy Western, starring Burt Lancaster, Lee Remick, Jim Hutton, Donald Pleasence and Martin Landau.
	11:50	Rio Lobo	(1970, Western) A former Union Army colonel heads for Texas to recover a shipment of gold bullion stolen from a payroll train during the American Civil War and settle a few old scores along the way. Howard Hawks' Western, starring John Wayne, Jorge Rivero, Christopher Mitchum, Jack Elam, Jennifer O'Neill and Mike Henry.
Afternoon	14:00	The Man From Utah	(1934, Western) A rodeo organiser is secretly murdering any competitors who challenge his own men, so that the prize money raised by the townsfolk will all be his. A US marshal is assigned to infiltrate the event as a rider and expose the wrongdoing, but his skills put him attract the deadly attention of the killers. Western, starring John Wayne and Polly Ann Young.
	15:00	The Furies	(1950, Western) The daughter of a ruthlessly ambitious cattle baron is divided between her love for one of his enemies and the prospect of taking over the family ranch when he dies. But when the cruel rancher has one of her friends hanged, she begins plotting his downfall. Western from director Anthony Mann, starring Barbara Stanwyck and Walter Huston.
	17:10	Rio Bravo	(1959, Western) A sheriff and his drunken deputy make a courageous stand against a rancher and his hired guns threatening to tear apart a peace-loving town if a murderer being held in the local jail is not released. Howard Hawks' Western, with John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Angie Dickinson and Walter Brennan.

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TV Listings for MGM, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:40	Joey	(1997, Adventure) A boy embarks on a cross-country trek with his pet kangaroo, desperate to rescue its parents from the clutches of evil poachers - and garners support from the entire nation along the way. Family adventure, starring Jamie Croft, Alex McKenna and Rebecca Gibney.
	08:20	Just Another Story	(2003, General Movie/Drama) A budding hip-hop artist is forced to choose between the party lifestyle and the responsibilities that come with growing up. Coming-of-age drama, directed by and starring GQ. With Omar Scroggins and Mylika Davis.
	09:35	Limit Up	(1989, Comedy) A stock broker's assistant wants to become a Wall Street success in her own right. The Devil appears to her and offers to use his abilities to rig the stock market in her favour. However, the price to be paid for his assistance is her soul. Fantasy comedy, starring Nancy Allen, Dean Stockwell, Brad Hall, Danitra Vance and Ray Charles.
	11:05	Death Rides a Horse	(1967, Western) A man seeks revenge on the outlaws who massacred his family, who have all since given up their lives of crime to become respected figures of authority. He joins forces with an ex-convict who is after the same men for money they owe him. Spaghetti Western, with Lee Van Cleef and John Philip Law.
Afternoon	13:00	Big Screen	The latest movie news and Hollywood gossip.
	13:20	Inherit the Wind	(1998, General Movie/Drama) A teacher is placed on trial for violating state law by teaching Darwinism to his pupils, and only a celebrated liberal defence lawyer can gain him freedom. Drama based on the infamous Tennessee `Monkey Trial' of 1925, starring Jack Lemmon, George C Scott, Beau Bridges and Piper Laurie.
	15:15	New York, New York	(1977, Musical) An egotistical saxophonist starts a turbulent love affair with an up-and-coming vocalist at the end of World War Two as they both struggle to make it in the Big Band era. Martin Scorsese's musical drama, starring Robert De Niro, Liza Minnelli, Lionel Stander, Barry Primus and Georgie Auld.

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TV Listings for Nickelodeon, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	iCarly	The fortunes of teenager Carly Shay, who inadvertently becomes an online celebrity. Starring Miranda Cosgrove.
	07:00	Winx Club
	07:30	Winx Club
	08:00	SpongeBob SquarePants	Aquatic adventures with the underwater pals.
	08:30	SpongeBob SquarePants	Aquatic adventures with the underwater pals.
	09:00	Supah Ninjas
	09:30	Tuff Puppy
	10:00	SpongeBob SquarePants	Aquatic adventures with the underwater pals.
	10:30	SpongeBob SquarePants	Aquatic adventures with the underwater pals.
	11:00	iCarly	The fortunes of teenager Carly Shay, who inadvertently becomes an online celebrity. Starring Miranda Cosgrove.
	11:30	House of Anubis	Teen mystery drama, focusing on strange happenings in the dorms of an elite boarding school.
	11:45	House of Anubis	Teen mystery drama, focusing on strange happenings in the dorms of an elite boarding school.
Afternoon	12:00	House of Anubis	Teen mystery drama, focusing on strange happenings in the dorms of an elite boarding school.
	12:15	House of Anubis	Teen mystery drama, focusing on strange happenings in the dorms of an elite boarding school.
	12:30	Life With Boys
	13:00	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	13:30	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	14:00	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	14:30	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	15:00	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	15:30	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.
	16:00	Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
	16:30	Tuff Puppy
	17:00	iCarly	The fortunes of teenager Carly Shay, who inadvertently becomes an online celebrity. Starring Miranda Cosgrove.
	17:30	Big Time Rush	The adventures of four American friends who are given the opportunity to become famous as the next big boy band. Comedy, starring Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr and Logan Henderson.

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TV Listings for CBBC, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:00	Arthur	Animated antics with the adventurous aardvark and his friends.
	07:25	The Story of Tracy Beaker	The adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
	07:40	Bear Behaving Badly	Comedy series, following the exploits of Neville the mishap-prone blue bear in a Smile spin-off. Barney Harwood stars.
	08:05	What's New Scooby-Doo?	Cartoon capers with the mystery-solving canine and his friends.
	08:25	HH: Gory Games	Historical game show, hosted by Dave Lamb and his assistant Rattus Rattus from Horrible Histories. (Followed by Newsround)
	09:00	Roy	Comedy that mixes live action and animation about a cartoon boy trapped in the real world.
	09:30	The 4 O'Clock Club	Children's comedy about the sibling rivalry between two brothers who attend the same school - one as a pupil and the other as a teacher. (Followed by Newsround)
	10:00	Tracy Beaker Returns	The antics of the irrepressible heroine, who is now a young adult living with Cam. Comedy based on the books by Jacqueline Wilson, starring Dani Harmer and Lisa Coleman. (Followed by Style Download)
	10:35	Tracy Beaker Returns	The antics of the irrepressible heroine, who is now a young adult living with Cam. Comedy based on the books by Jacqueline Wilson, starring Dani Harmer and Lisa Coleman. (Followed by Newsround)
	11:05	The Sarah Jane Adventures	Elisabeth Sladen reprises her role as former Doctor Who assistant Sarah Jane Smith.
	11:30	The Sarah Jane Adventures	Elisabeth Sladen reprises her role as former Doctor Who assistant Sarah Jane Smith.
Afternoon	12:00	Newsround	Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
	12:05	Merlin	Magical adventure series, starring Colin Morgan, Bradley James and Richard Wilson.
	12:40	The Story of Tracy Beaker	The adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
	12:55	Wingin' It	Children's comedy about an angel sent to Earth to earn his wings. Starring Demetrius Joyette.
	13:15	Style Download
	13:30	Prank Patrol Down Under	Australian version of the series in which youngsters are given the chance to play elaborate practical jokes on their friends and families.
	13:55	Newsround	Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
	14:00	Horrible Histories	Historical characters and events are explored in sketches, cartoons and quizzes, based on the books by Terry Deary. Comedy talent including Sarah Hadland, Steve Punt and Meera Syal help bring the strange facts, gory battles and crazy inventions to life.
	14:30	Horrible Histories	Historical characters and events are explored in sketches, cartoons and quizzes, based on the books by Terry Deary. Comedy talent including Sarah Hadland, Steve Punt and Meera Syal help bring the strange facts, gory battles and crazy inventions to life.
	15:00	Horrible Histories	Historical characters and events are explored in sketches, cartoons and quizzes, based on the books by Terry Deary. Comedy talent including Sarah Hadland, Steve Punt and Meera Syal help bring the strange facts, gory battles and crazy inventions to life.
	15:30	Horrible Histories	Historical characters and events are explored in sketches, cartoons and quizzes, based on the books by Terry Deary. Comedy talent including Sarah Hadland, Steve Punt and Meera Syal help bring the strange facts, gory battles and crazy inventions to life. (Followed by Diddy Dick & Dom)
	16:00	Roy	Comedy that mixes live action and animation about a cartoon boy trapped in the real world.
	16:30	All Over the Place	The most unusual places in the UK.
	17:00	Bear Behaving Badly	Comedy series, following the exploits of Neville the mishap-prone blue bear in a Smile spin-off. Barney Harwood stars.
	17:20	Me and My Monsters	Live-action comedy series following the lives of the Carlsons, who move into their dream home but find monsters living in the basement.
	17:50	Diddy Movies

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TV Listings for Cartoon Network, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy	Double bill of adventures. In the first episode, a mental block forces Eddy to consult Jimmy over a cunning scheme. Then, Ed angers Eddy when he agrees to show Plank's parents around the cul-de-sac.
	07:00	Johnny Test	Exciting adventures with the fearless 11-year-old, his super-dog Dukey and super-genius twin sisters Susan and Mary.
	07:30	The Amazing World Of Gumball	Animated adventures with Gumball and his friend Darwin in a world where 2D and 3D combine.
	08:00	Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard	Madcap blend of stand-up humour, fun features and general anarchy.
	08:30	Regular Show	Comedy following the surreal misadventures of Mordecai and Rigby, a pair of park groundskeepers who face a daily battle against their boss, Benson.
	09:00	Adventure Time	Finn goes on adventures with Jake the dog.
	09:30	The Amazing World Of Gumball	Animated adventures with Gumball and his friend Darwin in a world where 2D and 3D combine.
	10:00	Star Wars: The Clone Wars	Cartoon adventures with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker battling their deadly enemies.
	10:30	Generator Rex	A teenager with the ability to turn his body into amazing machines like the Slam Cannon, Smackhands and Punk Busters must help the secret organisation Providence save the world from the dangerous EVO monsters.
	11:00	Ben 10: Ultimate Alien	Follow-up series to Ben 10: Alien Force. The now 16-year-old Ben must learn to master the secrets of the new Ultimatrix, which gives him access to all of his original powers and abilities, but also allows him to evolve his alien forms into even stronger and even more powerful versions.
	11:30	Star Wars: The Clone Wars	Cartoon adventures with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker battling their deadly enemies.
Afternoon	12:00	Johnny Test	Exciting adventures with the fearless 11-year-old, his super-dog Dukey and super-genius twin sisters Susan and Mary.
	13:00	Adventure Time	Finn goes on adventures with Jake the dog.
	14:00	Regular Show	Comedy following the surreal misadventures of Mordecai and Rigby, a pair of park groundskeepers who face a daily battle against their boss, Benson.
	15:00	The Amazing World Of Gumball	Animated adventures with Gumball and his friend Darwin in a world where 2D and 3D combine.
	16:00	Adventure Time	Finn goes on adventures with Jake the dog.
	16:30	Johnny Test	Exciting adventures with the fearless 11-year-old, his super-dog Dukey and super-genius twin sisters Susan and Mary.
	17:00	Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard	Madcap blend of stand-up humour, fun features and general anarchy.
	17:30	The Amazing World Of Gumball	Animated adventures with Gumball and his friend Darwin in a world where 2D and 3D combine.

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TV Listings for Boomerang, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Tom and Jerry Tales	The most famous cat and mouse in the world team up and return to our screens with all-new adventures.
	07:00	Mr Bean: The Animated Series	Bean is delighted to find a treasure map in his attic and sets out on a quest to recover the lost loot. Later, an unfortunate sleepwalking incident leads his landlady straight into his bedroom - an event which soon sees him homeless with only a scarecrow and a pair of false teeth for company. Chaotic cartoon capers, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
	07:30	Mr Bean: The Animated Series	The half-witted hero visits Buckingham Palace to replace a broken Coronation mug, and gets lost when a royal corgi makes off with his teddy.
	08:00	What's New Scooby-Doo?	The gang visits a fair showcasing the inventions of the future, but Daphne gets trapped in the House of Tomorrow exhibition, which has a mind of its own.
	08:30	Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated	Adults begin fleeing a town when a creature transforms their children into monsters, leaving Scooby and the gang to solve the case with the help of the mysterious Broccoli Head.
	09:00	Tom & Jerry	More fun and battling adventures with the duelling cat and mouse, Tom and Jerr.
	10:00	The Garfield Show	Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps.
	11:00	The Looney Tunes Show
	11:30	Bugs and Daffy	Carrot-chomping animated capers.
Afternoon	12:00	Mr Bean: The Animated Series	Bean is delighted to find a treasure map in his attic and sets out on a quest to recover the lost loot. Later, an unfortunate sleepwalking incident leads his landlady straight into his bedroom - an event which soon sees him homeless with only a scarecrow and a pair of false teeth for company. Chaotic cartoon capers, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
	12:30	Mr Bean: The Animated Series	The half-witted hero visits Buckingham Palace to replace a broken Coronation mug, and gets lost when a royal corgi makes off with his teddy.
	13:00	Tom and Jerry Tales	The most famous cat and mouse in the world team up and return to our screens with all-new adventures.
	14:00	Dexter's Laboratory	Dee Dee's magazines help Dexter to change his appearance.
	14:30	Chowder	Catch the adventures of the ever hungry, all appetite mad Chowder as he struggles to impress his master chef Mung Daal and ends up eating himself into trouble and strife.
	15:00	Scooby Doo Where Are You!	The cowardly hound and chums search for a missing archaeologist when he disappears, leaving only a suit of black armour in his place.
	15:30	The Scooby-Doo Show	The cowardly canine's cousin asks the gang to investigate a ghostly figure who is haunting a restaurant. More spooky antics with the hapless hound.
	16:00	The Garfield Show	Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps.
	17:00	Tom & Jerry	More fun and battling adventures with the duelling cat and mouse, Tom and Jerr.

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TV Listings for MTV, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Daria	Quinn and Daria spend their first day at Lawndale High, where they have to undergo a psychological examination - with decidedly mixed results.
	06:55	Daria	Dim-witted cheerleader Brittany throws a party and invites Daria - who accepts because she sees the occasion as a good chance to embarrass Quinn, who is also attending.
	07:20	Daria	Quinn makes the wrong sort of impression at a fraternity party thrown by the students at her parents' former college, while Daria goes into business writing term papers for cash.
	07:45	Daria	A student coffeehouse opens with assorted events - but Daria's contribution starts a riot, and ensures it is soon closed down again.
	08:25	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare for their weddings, beginning with 21-year-olds Lauren and David. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	08:55	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	09:25	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	09:55	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	10:25	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	10:55	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	11:25	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
	11:55	Engaged and Underage	Couples between the ages of 18 and 22 prepare to marry. Cameras chronicle the last weeks of their engagements, as they face problems with family, finances and nerves.
Afternoon	12:20	Teen Mom: Teen Dads Special	Spin-off from 16 and Pregnant, following teenage mothers through early parenthood.
	13:15	Teen Mom 2	Jenelle accompanies Kieffer as he hands himself in to the police.
	14:10	Teen Mom 2	Kaitlyn adjusts to being alone at Christmas, while Jenelle struggles with regrets.
	15:10	Teen Mom 2	Leah and Corey take Ali to the geneticist, where they receive troubling news.
	16:05	Teen Mom 2	Leah gets the results of Ali's genetic testing and Chelsea finds a new flat.
	17:00	Teen Mom 2	Jenelle moves in with her friend Tori while Chelsea searches for a job.

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TV Listings for MTV Rocks, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Morning Glory!
	09:00	Biggest! Hottest! Loudest!
	10:00	Alternative Rocks!
	10:45	Biggest! Hottest! Loudest!
Afternoon	12:00	Ultimate 50 Stateside Smashes!

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TV Listings for VH1, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Non Stop Shuffle	A continuous stream of hit songs.
	07:00	Rise & Shine with VH1	Songs to start the day.
	09:00	The Wanted's Top 50 Pop Number Ones	The band select their favourite chart-topping hits.
Afternoon	13:30	VH1 Shuffle	A selection of music videos.
	14:00	Best of Eurovision: Music IQ	The greatest songs entered into the competition.
	14:45	VH1 Shuffle	A selection of music videos.
	15:00	Top 100 One Hit Wonder Number Ones	A countdown of chart-topping hits.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 1, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:30	Women's FA Cup Final	Birmingham City Ladies v Chelsea Ladies. Highlights of the showpiece match at Ashton Gate, which marked the first time the final had taken place in the city of Bristol. Chelsea will have been confident of victory after defeating 2011 champions Arsenal in the semi-finals, while Birmingham City progressed by beating last year's runners-up Bristol Academy.
	07:00	Test Cricket	England v West Indies. Highlights of the second day of the Second Test at Trent Bridge in Nottingham, where the three-match series continued. England's most recent Test on this ground was against India last summer, when they recorded a 319-run victory.
	09:00	Cricket Writers on TV	Paul Allott is joined by a trio of cricket journalists to discuss the latest issues making waves in the sport over the past seven days.
	10:30	Live Test Cricket	England v West Indies. Coverage of the third day of the Second Test at Trent Bridge in Nottingham, where the three-match series continues. England have enjoyed much success in Test matches on this ground over the last decade, winning six of the nine matches to take place, including the last three in succession, with two losses and one draw.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 2, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Polo	Highlights from the Gaucho International tournament at the O2 in London, which saw England compete against Argentina for the Churchill Cup in the final.
	07:00	International Football	Republic of Ireland v Bosnia-Herzegovina. Highlights of the friendly at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin, where Giovanni Trapattoni's men continued their preparations for Euro 2012. This was the first encounter between the nations, and the Italian coach will have expected a positive performance from his squad before they departed for a training camp in his home country.
	08:00	League One Play-Off Final	Huddersfield Town v Sheffield United. Extended highlights of the match at Wembley Stadium, in which the Yorkshire rivals were attempting to gain promotion to the Championship, where they will join Charlton Athletic and Sheffield Wednesday, who went up automatically.
	09:00	Fight Night	Carl Froch v Lucian Bute. Action from the bout for the IBF Super Middleweight title at the Nottingham Arena, where Bute was making the 10th defence of his title. Froch came into this fight on the back of a defeat to Andre Ward in the final of the Super Six tournament, which also saw him lose the WBC world title, and started as the underdog owing to his opponent's undefeated record and 80 per cent knockout ratio.
	11:00	Premiership Rugby Union Grand Final	Harlequins v Leicester Tigers. Highlights of the showpiece match at Twickenham, where this season's champions were confirmed. The Tigers progressed to an eighth successive final with a 24-15 victory over Saracens in their semi-final, while Quins edged out Northampton Saints 25-23 and finished top of the table during the regular season.
Afternoon	12:30	Fight Night	Carl Froch v Lucian Bute. Action from the bout for the IBF Super Middleweight title at the Nottingham Arena, where Bute was making the 10th defence of his title. Froch came into this fight on the back of a defeat to Andre Ward in the final of the Super Six tournament, which also saw him lose the WBC world title, and started as the underdog owing to his opponent's undefeated record and 80 per cent knockout ratio.
	14:30	Live League Two Play-Off Final	Cheltenham Town v Crewe Alexandra (Kick-off 3.00pm). Coverage of the match at Wembley Stadium, in which the two triumphant teams from the semi-finals will attempt to gain promotion to League One, where they will join Swindon Town, Shrewsbury Town and Crawley Town, who went up automatically.
	17:30	Fight Night	Carl Froch v Lucian Bute. Action from the bout for the IBF Super Middleweight title at the Nottingham Arena, where Bute was making the 10th defence of his title. Froch came into this fight on the back of a defeat to Andre Ward in the final of the Super Six tournament, which also saw him lose the WBC world title, and started as the underdog owing to his opponent's undefeated record and 80 per cent knockout ratio.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 3, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Racemax (T)	Motor sport round-up, including action from recent races and a look at the latest karting and Formula 1 news.
	07:00	This Week In WWE	A review of the main bouts from Raw, Smackdown and NXT, featuring some of the biggest stars in the sport and interviews with those involved.
	07:30	WWE Vintage Collection	Gene Okerlund presents a selection of wrestling highlights from the archives, featuring some of the greatest names in the history of the sport.
	08:30	WWE: Afterburn	Jack Korpela presents a round-up of all the latest news, interviews and highlights of recent bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown.
	09:30	Women's FA Cup Final	Birmingham City Ladies v Chelsea Ladies. Highlights of the showpiece match at Ashton Gate, which marked the first time the final had taken place in the city of Bristol. Chelsea will have been confident of victory after defeating 2011 champions Arsenal in the semi-finals, while Birmingham City progressed by beating last year's runners-up Bristol Academy.
	10:00	International Football	Republic of Ireland v Bosnia-Herzegovina. Highlights of the friendly at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin, where Giovanni Trapattoni's men continued their preparations for Euro 2012. This was the first encounter between the nations, and the Italian coach will have expected a positive performance from his squad before they departed for a training camp in his home country.
	11:00	League One Play-Off Final	Huddersfield Town v Sheffield United. Extended highlights of the match at Wembley Stadium, in which the Yorkshire rivals were attempting to gain promotion to the Championship, where they will join Charlton Athletic and Sheffield Wednesday, who went up automatically.
	11:55	Live Magic Weekend Super League	Catalans Dragons v London Broncos (Kick-off 12.00pm). Coverage of the first of four consecutive matches to take place at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester. The Dragons will go into this match as favourites owing to their superior record in the top flight, and having claimed a 36-18 victory when the teams met at the Stoop in April.
Afternoon	14:00	Live Magic Weekend Super League	Huddersfield Giants v Salford City Reds (Kick-off 2.00pm). Further coverage from the Etihad Stadium in Manchester, as the second of today's four fixtures takes place. The Giants are one of the top contenders for Super League glory this season, and will be expected to triumph over the Reds, who have struggled to put a consistent run of good form together.
	16:00	Live Magic Weekend Super League	Bradford Bulls v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of the third game of the day at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester. The beleaguered Bulls will attempt to put their off-the-field woes to one side as they face their local rivals, which they managed to do when the teams met at Odsal in April, when they won 12-4 in front of a bumper crowd of 20,821.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 4, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Watersports World (T)	Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet, featuring sports such as water skiing, sailing and windsurfing, including interviews with some leading names.
	07:00	Seamaster Sailing	A round-up of the latest news from the Grand Prix season, featuring highlights of recent events and interviews with the leading contenders.
	07:30	Premiership Rugby Union Grand Final	Harlequins v Leicester Tigers. Highlights of the showpiece match at Twickenham, where this season's champions were confirmed. The Tigers progressed to an eighth successive final with a 24-15 victory over Saracens in their semi-final, while Quins edged out Northampton Saints 25-23 and finished top of the table during the regular season.
	09:00	Polo	Highlights from the Gaucho International tournament at the O2 in London, which saw England compete against Argentina for the Churchill Cup in the final.
	10:00	Watersports World (T)	Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet, featuring sports such as water skiing, sailing and windsurfing, including interviews with some leading names.
	11:00	Seamaster Sailing	A round-up of the latest news from the Grand Prix season, featuring highlights of recent events and interviews with the leading contenders.
	11:30	Women's FA Cup Final	Birmingham City Ladies v Chelsea Ladies. Highlights of the showpiece match at Ashton Gate, which marked the first time the final had taken place in the city of Bristol. Chelsea will have been confident of victory after defeating 2011 champions Arsenal in the semi-finals, while Birmingham City progressed by beating last year's runners-up Bristol Academy.
Afternoon	12:00	International Football	Republic of Ireland v Bosnia-Herzegovina. Highlights of the friendly at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin, where Giovanni Trapattoni's men continued their preparations for Euro 2012. This was the first encounter between the nations, and the Italian coach will have expected a positive performance from his squad before they departed for a training camp in his home country.
	13:00	Polo	Highlights from the Gaucho International tournament at the O2 in London, which saw England compete against Argentina for the Churchill Cup in the final.
	14:00	Live International Rugby Union	England v Barbarians (Kick-off 2.30pm). Coverage of the friendly international at Twickenham, as Stuart Lancaster's men welcome the star-studded touring side. The Barbarians are coached by former New Zealand winger John Kirwan, and include former England captain Mike Tindall among their ranks for this fixture.
	16:30	Live IndyCar Series	The Indianapolis 500. Coverage of the famous race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which is the fifth round of the season. This is the 96th staging of the race, which was won last year by Britain's Dan Wheldon for the second time in his career.

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TV Listings for Setanta Ireland, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Top Gear	Another helping of four-wheel features, including test-drives and reports on the latest models, plus a celebrity taking to the show's test track in Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.
	07:00	Blue Square Bet Premier Football	Luton Town v York City. Highlights of the play-off final at Wembley Stadium, where a place in League Two awaited the winners.
	09:00	Arsenal v Manchester United: 1999/2000	A chance to relive the vintage Premiership encounter at Highbury.
	09:30	Manchester United v Chelsea: 1999/2000	Highlights of the vintage clash at Old Trafford.
	10:00	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws.
Afternoon	12:55	Live Formula One	The Monaco Grand Prix (Start-time 1.00pm). Coverage of the sixth round of the season at the Circuit de Monaco.
	15:00	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws.
	16:55	Live Handball	Coverage of the EHF Champions League final at the Lanxess Arena in Cologne, Germany.

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TV Listings for Setanta Sports 1, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Live Australian Rugby League	Wests Tigers v North Queensland Cowboys (Kick-off 6.00am). Coverage of the NRL encounter at the Campbelltown Stadium.
	08:00	Argentinian Football	Action from the top-flight domestic league in Argentina.
	09:45	Setanta Sports Extra	Football round-up.
	10:00	Australian Rugby League	Newcastle Knights v Gold Coast Titans. Action from the NRL match at the Hunter Stadium.
Afternoon	12:00	NASCAR	The Sprint Showdown and the Sprint All-Star Race. Action from the annual exhibition events, held at the Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, North Carolina. David Ragan and Carl Edwards were the respective victors 12 months ago.
	13:00	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws. Rafael Nadal won his sixth French Open title here last year, beating Roger Federer in the final. While that victory was largely anticipated, the women's conclusion between Li Na and Francesca Schiavone saw Li become the first Chinese winner of a singles Grand Slam title.
	15:05	Setanta Sports Extra	Football round-up.
	15:20	Live Indian Premier League Cricket	Coverage of the final at the MA Chidambaram Stadium in Chennai, where the fifth staging of the tournament reaches a conclusion.

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TV Listings for Eurosport, 27 May 2012

Morning	07:15	Game, Set and Mats	Annabel Croft and Mats Wilander review the latest news from the French Open at Roland Garros.
	07:30	Triathlon	The second round of the World Championship Series from San Diego, USA, where Britain's Alistair Brownlee and Helen Jenkins continued the defence of their titles.
	08:30	Cycling: Giro d'Italia	Highlights of the 20th and penultimate stage of the Grand Tour race, a mountainous 219km journey from Caldes/Val di Sole to Passo dello Stelvio.
	09:30	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws. Rafael Nadal won his sixth French Open title here last year, beating Roger Federer in the final. While that victory was largely anticipated, the women's conclusion between Li Na and Francesca Schiavone saw Li become the first Chinese winner of a singles Grand Slam title.
Afternoon	15:30	Live Cycling: Giro d'Italia	Coverage of the 21st and final stage of the prestigious race, which consists of a 30.1km team time-trial across Milan.
	16:30	Live French Open Tennis	Further coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from the men's and women's draws.

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TV Listings for Eurosport 2, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	Eurosport2 News	The latest sports news from around the world.
	07:00	British Superbikes	Highlights of the three races from Oulton Park, where the third meeting of the season was scheduled to take place.
	07:30	International Football	Switzerland v Germany. Action from the friendly encounter at St Jakob-Park in Basel.
	08:00	Cycling: Giro d'Italia	Highlights of the 20th and penultimate stage of the Grand Tour race, a mountainous 219km journey from Caldes/Val di Sole to Passo dello Stelvio.
	08:30	Live Swimming	The European Championships. Coverage of the seventh and final day from Debrecen, Hungary, featuring heats in four disciplines.
	10:00	Live French Open Tennis	Coverage of the opening day of the second Grand Slam event of the year, staged at Roland Garros in Paris, featuring first-round matches from both the men's and women's draws. Rafael Nadal won his sixth French Open title here last year, beating Roger Federer in the final. While that victory was largely anticipated, the women's conclusion between Li Na and Francesca Schiavone saw Li become the first Chinese winner of a singles Grand Slam title.
Afternoon	12:30	Live British Superbikes	Coverage of the fourth round of the season from Snetterton in Norfolk, featuring both races at the meeting. Tommy Hill leads the standings by six points from Josh Brookes, with Shane Byrne a further four points adrift.

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TV Listings for ESPN, 27 May 2012

Morning	06:00	WTA Tennis	Action from the final of the Internationaux de Strasbourg in France, which was won by Andrea Petkovic last year.
	07:30	Premiership Rugby Union Grand Final	Harlequins v Leicester Tigers. Highlights of the showpiece match at Twickenham, where this season's champions were confirmed. The Tigers progressed to an eighth successive final with a 24-15 victory over Saracens in their semi-final, while Quins edged out Northampton Saints 25-23 and finished top of the table during the regular season.
	09:30	ATP Tennis	Action from the final of the ATP World Tour 250's Open de Nice in France.
	11:30	Live FIA GT1 World Championship	Coverage of the race at the Circuito de Navarra in Los Arcos, Spain, where the third round of the season takes place.
Afternoon	13:00	VW Scirocco Cup	A look back at the 2011 season, which featured eight rounds taking place between April and October, six of which were staged in Germany.
	13:30	French Top 14 Rugby Union	Toulon v Racing Metro. Action from the quarter-final clash at the Stade Mayol, where the winners would progress to meet Clermont Auvergne in the semi-finals.
	14:30	ESPN Kicks: Extra	A round-up of the latest sporting highlights.
	14:45	NBA	Action from a recent basketball match in the US.
	16:45	Major League Soccer	Houston Dynamo v Los Angeles Galaxy. Extended highlights of the inter-conference clash at the BBVA Compass Stadium.

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