TV Listings for RTE One, 31 July 2010
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00:45 |
Changing Lanes |
(2002, Detective/Thriller) Self-absorbed Wall Street lawyer Banek is on his way to file papers in a multi-million dollar case when he collides with alcoholic insurance salesman Gipson, himself en route to an important custody hearing. The accident leaves Gipson stranded and at risk of losing access to his children. Determined to get even, he sets in motion a vindictive cycle of retribution. Thriller, with Samuel L Jackson, Ben Affleck and Toni Collette. |
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02:30 |
Asylum |
(2005, Detective/Thriller) A psychiatrist takes up a post in a mental institution, where his bored and unfulfilled wife befriends a male patient. However, when the disturbed man - who murdered his unfaithful partner - is given a work assignment near to the family's home, their relationship rapidly becomes passionately intense. Drama set in the 1950s, with Natasha Richardson, Hugh Bonneville, Ian McKellen and Marton Csokas. |
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04:10 |
Rush |
Dom and Stella are caught in a prison siege, and Kerry struggles to deal with an accident. |
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05:00 |
Water Rats (R) |
Christey is reunited with his estranged father, and discovers that he is involved in a dangerous scam. Steve Bisley stars. |
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05:45 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for RTE Two, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:05 |
Eye of the Beholder |
(1999, Detective/Thriller) A surveillance expert is employed by British intelligence to photograph a suspected female blackmailer. In one shot, he sees the ghostly image of his missing daughter and, cutting all ties to the secret service, he shadows the woman's every move. Events then take an alarming turn when he sees her commit a murder - but instead of exposing her as a killer, he becomes her protector. Thriller, with Ewan McGregor, Ashley Judd and Patrick Bergin. |
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02:05 |
Not Another Teen Movie |
(2001, Comedy) A popular but chauvinistic student is challenged by his friends to transform the school's plainest and shyest pupil into prom-queen material. However, a string of obstacles lies ahead, including the machinations of a ruthless bully and a bitchy cheerleader, who are determined to thwart his plans. Spoof teen comedy, starring Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, Jaime Pressly and Mia Kirshner. |
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03:40 |
ER (R) (T) |
Brenner asks for a favour after his organised protests enable Dubenko to return to work. A gymnast arrives at the hospital displaying injuries consistent with a fall, but Banfield and Gates believe a family member might be to blame. Meanwhile, Sarah neglects to ask permission when she gets her tongue pierced. |
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04:25 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for TV3, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:50 |
Devour |
(2005, Horror) A man haunted by disturbing dreams is introduced to a violent online video game, only to find the events of his nightmares are part of the game. As his visions become reality, he turns to an occultist to help stop the demonic forces he believes have possessed the game. Horror, with Jensen Ackles, Shannyn Sossamon and Dominique Swain. |
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02:35 |
Open House (R) |
Kristian Digby helps a man make as much money as possible when selling his two-bedroom mansion flat in West Hampstead, north-west London. |
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03:05 |
Close |
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03:50 |
The Xtra Factor (R) |
Holly Willoughby goes behind the scenes of talent show The X Factor, with news and backstage gossip from presenter Dermot O'Leary and judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh. |
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04:40 |
The Xtra Factor |
Holly Willoughby goes behind the scenes of talent show The X Factor, with news and backstage gossip from presenter Dermot O'Leary and judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh. |
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05:30 |
Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife (R) |
The presenter opens her own home to dispense advice and training to city worker-turned-full-time mum Andrea, and dressmaker Manjit, who runs her business from home and has allowed it to become over-run by fabric. |
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TV Listings for 3e, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:05 |
The Sopranos |
Tony's bizarre dream continues, while Paulie and Cary Di Bartolo find a vast amount of cash during a raid. Silvio admits to his wife he does not feel ready to be boss and that it is not a position he really wanted to be in. Benny and Murmur take JT to see Christopher, who gives the screenwriter an ultimatum. Gritty crime drama, starring James Gandolfini and Timothy Daly. |
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01:10 |
In Treatment |
Paul treats Jake and Amy, a couple who are seeking his advice on whether an abortion is the best solution to their dilemma. |
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01:45 |
In Treatment |
Paul visits his own therapist, Gina, for the first time in 10 years, discussing the problems in his marriage and his frustration with his patients. |
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02:15 |
Suburban Shootout |
When a new 24-hour pub opens in Little Stempington, Camilla and her gang decide it is the ideal venue to introduce their new hormone replacement drugs, but it is not long before Barbara is plotting to have the place closed down. Meanwhile, Joyce makes an important discovery in Bill's room. |
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02:40 |
Teleshopping |
Up-to-the-minute holiday bargains. |
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04:20 |
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine |
Ambassador Lwaxana Troi visits the station hoping to renew her relationship with Odo, and an inexplicable outbreak of lust and romance coincides with a Bajoran celebration. Majel Barrett guest stars. |
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05:05 |
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine |
First of a two-part adventure. Sisko, Bashir and Dax hurtle back through time and materialise in 21st-century San Francisco, where they are promptly locked away in an area reserved for society's outcasts. Starring Avery Brooks, Alexander Siddig and Terry Farrell. |
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TV Listings for BBC One, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:35 |
Daddy and Them (T) |
(2002, Comedy) A man manages to break free from his dysfunctional family and move away to build a new life with his wife, but is summoned back to the homestead in Little Rock when his uncle is thrown into jail on an attempted murder charge. Black comedy, directed by and starring Billy Bob Thornton. With Jim Varney, Laura Dern, Diane Ladd, Ben Affleck and Jamie Lee Curtis. (Followed by Weatherview) |
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02:10 |
BBC News (T) |
Regular bulletin. |
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02:30 |
The Bottom Line (T) |
An overview of the business world, presented by Evan Davis. |
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03:00 |
BBC News (T) |
Regular bulletin. |
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03:30 |
Our World (T) |
Current affairs. |
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04:00 |
BBC News (T) |
Regular bulletin. |
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04:30 |
Click (T) |
A guide to the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news. |
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05:00 |
BBC News (T) |
Regular bulletin. |
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05:30 |
The Record Europe (T) |
Political issues across the continent. |
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TV Listings for UTV, 31 July 2010
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Night
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02:00 |
Countrywise (R) (T) |
Paul Heiney continues his tour of Britain, visiting Whitby for the autumn angling festival and to meet the Seafood Chef of the Year. The programme also features fell ponies in Cumbria and a Hertfordshire herbalist. (Followed by ITV News Headlines) |
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02:30 |
Zeppelin (T) |
(1971, Adventure/War) A German-born British pilot is offered the chance to defect by an enemy spy. His superiors persuade him to go along with the scheme as an opportunity to steal the plans for a revolutionary new Zeppelin. However, returning to Germany for the first time since his childhood forces him to question where his loyalties really lie. First World War adventure, with Michael York, Elke Sommer and Marius Goring. |
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04:15 |
October Road (R) (T) |
Nick is surprised when he meets the man Aubrey has been seeing, the Dean sets her sights on going dancing with the Commander, and Owen starts dating. Drama, starring Bryan Greenberg, Odette Yustman, Tom Berenger and Penny Johnson Jerald. |
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05:00 |
ITV Nightscreen |
Text-based information service. |
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TV Listings for Channel 4, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:20 |
Big Brother: Live |
Coverage of events from the final series of the show as the contestants compete in front of cameras 24 hours a day and try to win over the public with their antics in the house. |
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03:00 |
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R) (T) |
Danielle extends an olive branch to her friends by organising a spa party, but the mood turns sour when her guests begin to spread rumours about her, and Caroline and Dina pressure Jacqueline to exclude her from the group's inner circle. |
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03:45 |
What About Brian (T) |
Tensions mount between Adam and Heather following Marjorie's return to LA, while Brian and Bridget's relationship is also affected by her reappearance. Dave and Deena consider the different treatment options for Carrie, and Nic employs a male nanny. |
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04:30 |
Wreck Detectives (R) (T) |
With the assistance of enthusiast John Evans, the team prepares to dive to the wreck of a Sunderland flying boat off the Pembrokeshire coast. However, the experts must await the verdict of an RAF bomb disposal unit before they can investigate further, then begin their attempt to winch up one of the plane's engines. |
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05:25 |
Win My Wage (R) (T) |
Nick Hancock hosts a game show based on the public's fascination with how much other people earn. One lucky contestant tries to guess the salaries of eight individuals for a chance to win a cash prize equivalent to the highest earner's annual pay packet. |
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TV Listings for More4, 31 July 2010
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00:45 |
Tsunami: Caught on Camera (R) (T) |
On Boxing Day 2004, an earthquake in the Indian Ocean, off the west coast of Sumatra, Indonesia, caused a wave so massive that when it reached land, it left nearly 250,000 dead. Five years on from one of the most devastating natural disasters in recorded history, the story is retold through the eyes of those who were there, using amateur video footage. Revealing what it was like to be caught up in the events of that tragic day, the film tells stories of panic and heartbreaking loss, as well as courage and miraculous survival. |
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02:30 |
Haiti's Killer Quake: Why It Happened (R) (T) |
On January 12, a massive earthquake struck the Caribbean nation of Haiti, causing what may become one of the biggest humanitarian crises in decades. This documentary uses 3D graphics and location footage to examine the forces that caused the earthquake to occur, and asks whether the Haitian authorities could have prepared the country to withstand such a powerful natural disaster. |
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03:30 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Sky1, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:50 |
Bitten (T) |
(2007, Comedy) A paramedic working the graveyard shift cannot believe his luck when he stumbles across a beautiful woman in need of medical attention, but it soon becomes apparent that his new lady friend has an unusual thirst for blood. Comedy horror, starring Jason Mewes, Erica Cox and Richard Fitzpatrick. |
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02:25 |
Road Wars (R) (T) |
Conrad and Simon tackle a mugger who is trying to rob a bus, and the proactive squad raids a vast drug farm in the secluded countryside. Plus, an escaped prisoner triggers a manhunt, while another wanted criminal is foiled while trying to flee police by motorbike. |
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03:20 |
Ross Kemp on Gangs (R) (T) |
The actor goes in search of the youth gangs said to be causing mayhem on the streets of inner-city Liverpool and asks whether 2008's capital of culture deserves its reputation as a hub of gun crime. |
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04:15 |
Guinness World Records Smashed! (R) (T) |
Comedian Joe Pasquale takes part in a martial arts challenge, in which he tries to perform the most judo throws in a minute. Wrestlers and rugby players battle it out to see who can flip a car 360 degrees in the shortest length of time, and a 12-year-old demonstrates his skateboarding skills. |
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05:10 |
Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? (R) (T) |
Game show in which adult contestants are paired with junior helpers to answer questions from the national curriculum for the chance of a £50,000 prize, but face public humiliation if they have to ask for assistance. Presented by Dick and Dom. |
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TV Listings for Sky2, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:50 |
UK Border Force (T) |
Officers in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants, while at Heathrow's Terminal Three, a student is prevented from entering the UK after a trip home to his native India. |
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01:50 |
Bitten (T) |
(2007, Comedy) A paramedic working the graveyard shift cannot believe his luck when he stumbles across a beautiful woman in need of medical attention, but it soon becomes apparent that his new lady friend has an unusual thirst for blood. Comedy horror, starring Jason Mewes, Erica Cox and Richard Fitzpatrick. |
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03:25 |
Road Wars (T) |
Conrad and Simon tackle a mugger who is trying to rob a bus, and the proactive squad raids a vast drug farm in the secluded countryside. Plus, an escaped prisoner triggers a manhunt, while another wanted criminal is foiled while trying to flee police by motorbike. |
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04:20 |
Ross Kemp on Gangs (T) |
The actor goes in search of the youth gangs said to be causing mayhem on the streets of inner-city Liverpool and asks whether 2008's capital of culture deserves its reputation as a hub of gun crime. |
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05:20 |
Crash Test Dummies |
Comedians Steve Marsh and Dan Wright investigate the strength of bulletproof glass, and test a navy-issued water-resistant suit by sending it down a waterfall. |
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05:50 |
Bite Size Brainiac |
Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team. |
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TV Listings for Sky3, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (T) |
(2007, Horror) A doctor with a split personality seeks the aid of a lawyer in stopping his violent alter ego indulging in a killing spree. Horror, starring Dougray Scott, Krista Bridges, Tom Skerritt and Dannette MacKay. |
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01:45 |
35MM |
This week's news from the world of film, including previews of upcoming movies and coverage of UK cinema releases. |
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02:15 |
Death by Excess (T) |
A look at music's iconic women such as Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter, revealing the way they lived and how their deaths gave them as much fame as their lives. Includes an examination of how the rock 'n' roll lifestyle sent many stars to the brink of despair. |
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03:15 |
Beauty School (T) |
The trainees reach the end of their one-year course at the Yorkshire College of Beauty. After showing off their skills at waxing, zapping and pummelling, the candidates passing with flying colours are revealed. |
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04:15 |
Bite Size Brainiac |
Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team. |
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04:30 |
Crash Test Dummies |
Comedians Steve Marsh and Dan Wright cause chaos as they live like crash test dummies. They test the strength of bubblewrap by dropping beer bottles from an upstairs window, as well as pushing a weather-proof shed to its limits using balls of ice. |
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05:00 |
Living with Size Zero (T) |
Investigating the dangerous implications of size zero and how it affects those who love it and hate being stick-thin. |
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TV Listings for BBC Three, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:10 |
American Dad! (R) (T) |
Stan sets his heart on speaking at the Republican Party's national convention on behalf of the CIA, but is disappointed when a colleague is chosen ahead of him. Not to be denied, he accepts the endorsement of the Gay Republicans chapter - and is surprised to find his decision causes controversy. |
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00:35 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
Jenny lapses into a coma and seems to view the world as an extended song-and-dance routine in a series of dream sequences. However, Moz receives a string of visitors who believe they can snap his girlfriend out of it. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas and Sinead Matthews. |
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01:05 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
With his girlfriend in a coma, Moz finds it increasingly difficult to resist the charms of attractive female callers. Meanwhile, Brian falls in love with a conjoined twin and Alan tries to escape the clutches of the evil Fist. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas and Graham Duff. |
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01:35 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
Jenny helps Moz get a job at Easy Spud, while Keith and Carol try to dispose of a dead body. Elsewhere, Cartoon Head finds out about Judith's affair and vows revenge, but tracks down the wrong ginger electrician. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas and Graham Duff. |
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02:05 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
Moz's home is invaded, first by Cartoon Head's triad and then by a TV camera crew that shoots some compromising footage. Next door, Fist discovers something strange living in the wall between the flats. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas. |
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02:35 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
With a possible prison sentence hanging over him, Moz plans to escape the country by joining Colin and Carmel on their honeymoon in Portugal. Meanwhile, Brian makes a shocking discovery about his new boyfriend. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas. |
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03:05 |
Ideal (R) (T) |
Moz and Jenny prepare to leave the country with stolen passports, while Judith decides to throw her lot in with lover Marco. Paul's human-trafficking plans go awry when a suspicious crate arrives from Russia. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas, Sinead Matthews and Joanna Neary. Last in the series. |
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03:35 |
The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers (R) (T) |
TV presenter Matt Willis goes undercover as a security engineer to help Alex Conran, Jess Clement and Paul Wilson steal the contents of a jewellery store's safe in broad daylight. Narrated by Tom Oldham. |
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04:05 |
EastEnders: The Murders of Lucas Johnson (R) (T) |
Behind-the-scenes documentary exploring the last days of Walford's notorious killer Lucas Johnson. The programme also looks back at the darker sides of other EastEnders to have bloodied their hands, and examines what makes the perfect murder. Featuring interviews with past and present cast members including Don Gilet, Diane Parish, Martin Kemp and Shaun Williamson. |
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05:05 |
Close |
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TV Listings for BBC Four, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:05 |
Ride of My Life: The Story of the Bicycle (R) (T) |
Travelling author Rob Penn embarks on a world-wide search for the very best hand-built parts, with which he plans to build his dream bicycle. Along the way he charts the social history of the pedal-powered conveyance, and explains why it is one of humanity's greatest inventions. |
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02:05 |
The Games That Time Forgot (R) (T) |
Alex Horne investigates why some games have stood the test of time and others have been abandoned over the years. He tries to understand the rules of the jingling match, learns about the quintain and jousting, and discovers a form of cricket far removed from today's game. |
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03:05 |
10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches (R) (T) |
As both land and snowslides begin to occur more frequently, Dr Iain Stewart investigates the power of avalanches. The presenter relates 10 remarkable tales to illustrate their destructive force, revealing that the key to solving an aviation mystery lay in the innate power of these natural phenomena. |
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04:05 |
Close |
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TV Listings for ITV2, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:10 |
Leaving Las Vegas (T) |
(1995, General Movie/Drama) A self-destructive alcoholic writer decides he cannot take any more and heads for Las Vegas. He plans to drink himself to death in the glitzy gambling capital - but once there, he unexpectedly finds a soulmate in a fugitive prostitute who is prepared to accept him for what he is. Mike Figgis's drama, starring an Oscar-winning Nicolas Cage. With Elisabeth Shue and Julian Sands. Including Entertainment News Update. |
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02:20 |
Ladette to Lady (R) (T) |
The five remaining contenders discover that they will be hosting a three-course dinner for 16 guests. One of the ladettes must take the helm, with the others acting as her staff. Later the girls reward themselves for their work so far with a trip to the pub, where their old habits soon rise to the surface. |
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03:10 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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05:40 |
Creature Comforts (R) (T) |
Animals that live on the beach discuss their lives, including sea lions' thoughts on why they prefer Whitby to Scarborough and what starfish think of noise pollution. |
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05:50 |
Creature Comforts (R) (T) |
Nick Park's Oscar-winning creatures reveal what animals are really saying. Monkeys debate the origins of language, a cat contemplates deep sea communication, rats quarrel over baby talk and a raven becomes grumpy. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:30 |
South Park |
Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he tries to break a world record after the gang makes him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
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02:00 |
South Park |
Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice as they become caught up in a fight for freedom. |
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02:30 |
Two and a Half Men |
Charlie is forced to rethink his playboy attitude when an old friend dies during a visit. James Earl Jones, Emilio Estevez and Melanie Lynskey guest star. |
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03:00 |
Two and a Half Men |
Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress's affection, while Alan is attracted to his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star. |
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03:30 |
The Office: An American Workplace |
Michael is considered for a new job in the Corporate division, and is asked to recommend someone to replace him. As a result, he treats the staff to a day out at Lake Scranton - where he has arranged a series of elaborate challenges to decide his successor. |
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04:00 |
Shortcuts Shuffle |
A bite-sized show featuring the best of Comedy Central's Shortcuts. |
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04:05 |
Shortcuts Shuffle |
A bite-sized show featuring the best of Comedy Central's Shortcuts. |
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04:10 |
Shortcuts Shuffle |
A bite-sized show featuring the best of Comedy Central's Shortcuts. |
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04:15 |
Shortcuts Shuffle |
A bite-sized show featuring the best of Comedy Central's Shortcuts. |
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04:20 |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
Comedy about a man who seems to have it all - if only he could get away from his parents. Ray Romano stars. |
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04:45 |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
Part two of two. The family is still on holiday in Rome, where Robert falls in love with an Italian beauty who works in an ice-cream shop. |
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05:10 |
Frasier |
Niles and Frasier throw a singles party and end up chasing the same woman - but Roz steals the whole show. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and Peri Gilpin. |
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05:35 |
Frasier |
A broken Swiss watch, car trouble, a birthday surprise and a party thrown by Niles's latest lover all combine to ruin Frasier's chances of romance with an attractive new acquaintance. With Kelsey Grammer and Lisa Waltz. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:20 |
Grumpy Guide To |
Cantankerous ageing celebrities bemoan the rise of the wining and dining culture, including famous chefs, eating out as a leisure activity and using wine as a method of showing off. |
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00:55 |
Grumpy Guide To |
Cantankerous ageing celebrities offer their perspectives on aspects of modern life. |
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01:30 |
Edinburgh and Beyond |
Pub Landlord Al Murray presents footage from the comedy festival, featuring stand-up performances. |
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02:30 |
South Park |
The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental store. |
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03:00 |
South Park |
Cartman is appointed the new hallway monitor, and discovers a teacher has been kissing a student. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
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03:30 |
Edinburgh and Beyond |
Pub Landlord Al Murray presents footage from the comedy festival, featuring stand-up performances. |
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04:25 |
Frasier |
Comedy about an American psychiatrist, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. |
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04:45 |
Frasier |
Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth, causing the father-to-be to develop sympathy pains. Meanwhile, Frasier hires a professional matchmaker - but ends up going on a string of bad dates. Laura Linney guest stars. |
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05:10 |
MASH |
Klinger suffers ridicule after decorating his quarters, and redoubles his efforts to be discharged as unfit for duty. The medics, however, are more concerned about the reaction of an Asian-American war hero on his being told that he's going home. Comedy, starring Jamie Farr, Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers and Mike Farrell. |
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05:35 |
MASH |
A hard-line disciplinarian colonel drops in on the 4077th during an outbreak of practical jokes to mark April Fool's Day, and a veneer of normality is only established through Potter's extreme measures. Alan Alda stars. |
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06:00 |
QVC - Shopping Made Easy |
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TV Listings for Bravo, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:00 |
Manswers |
Asking and answering questions from a male perspective. |
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01:30 |
Manswers |
Asking and answering questions from a male perspective. |
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02:00 |
Sin Cities (T) |
The movers and shakers of Montreal, including Sweet Dominique, the most downloaded non-nude model, and cruises down the docks on the swinging Love Boat. |
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02:30 |
Sin Cities (T) |
Ashley Hames encounters the bizarre in Budapest as he tries out a few chat-up lines on the street and visits the set of a porn shoot. |
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03:00 |
Star Trek: Voyager |
Janeway and the crew encounter a telepathic race whose psychic abilities result in violence. Kate Mulgrew, Robert Beltran and Roxann Dawson star. |
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04:00 |
Close |
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05:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for E!, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:00 |
Girls of the Playboy Mansion |
Part one of two. Kendra decides the time has come to leave the Mansion and start a new life with her own home and a new career. |
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01:30 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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02:30 |
Dr 90210 |
Former porn star Tabitha Stevens asks Dr Motykie to reverse all her previous cosmetic surgeries, Dr Li adjusts to being a stepmother, and the Rey family heads to Tampa. |
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03:30 |
Sexiest Cover Girls |
A look at 25 of the most attractive cover girls in the world. |
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04:30 |
Girls of the Playboy Mansion |
Part one of two. Kendra decides the time has come to leave the Mansion and start a new life with her own home and a new career. |
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TV Listings for Living, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (T) |
Grissom investigates an apparent electrocution at a casino, but discovers the case is a hoax staged to distract attention from the theft of valuable Japanese antiques. Meanwhile, Catherine and Warrick delve into the death of a woman who had been part of a group trying to live like vampires, but was thrown out for taking things too seriously and drinking human blood. |
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01:00 |
Nothing to Declare |
Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the lives of customs and immigration officers at Australia's biggest airports. |
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01:30 |
Nothing to Declare |
Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the lives of customs and immigration officers at Australia's biggest airports. |
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02:00 |
Nothing to Declare (T) |
A passenger faces serious consequences over baggage that could have caused an explosion. |
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02:30 |
Nothing to Declare (T) |
Customs officers question a passenger after tests show traces of heroin in his luggage. |
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03:00 |
Maury (T) |
Talk show dealing with emotional conflicts, hosted by veteran American broadcaster Maury Povich. |
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03:50 |
Maury (T) |
Veteran American broadcaster Maury Povich deals with heated discussions and conflicting emotions. |
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04:40 |
Exposed: Nicole Richie (T) |
A look at the stories behind the LA It-girl's most defining photographs. Featuring interviews with those closest to the star. |
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05:30 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for FX, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
American Dad! |
Stan reveals that his real father is actually a super-suave spy and quits his job with the CIA to join him on an important mission. Francine is none too pleased with her husband's change of role and realises things are not quite as they seem when the FBI show up looking for an international jewel thief. |
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00:30 |
The Venture Brothers |
Dr Venture, Pete White and Master Billy Quizboy are recruited by their former college professor to take part in a top secret government think-tank. |
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01:00 |
Family Guy |
Part two of two. As Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog, Lois returns to identify her would-be killer. Meanwhile, hell-bent on domination, Stewie takes extreme action to regain the title of supreme ruler of the world. |
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01:30 |
Family Guy |
Peter's plans to form an anti-immigration group are quickly put on hold when he discovers that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalisation test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is legitimate, he is forced to work for Carter as a landscaper, and becomes a campaigner for immigration rights. |
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02:00 |
Better Off Ted (T) |
Sitcom starring Jay Harrington as a brilliant executive at a multinational corporation, who struggles to maintain his own sense of right and wrong as his company's morality becomes increasingly dubious. Ted tries to convince a scientist to be cryogenically frozen. With Portia de Rossi, Andrea Anders, Malcolm Barret and Jonathan Slavin. |
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02:30 |
Better Off Ted (T) |
Veronica flirts outrageously with Phil when it emerges he may sue the company, while Ted's team struggles to develop cow-less beef. |
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03:00 |
Final 24 |
The Doors singer Jim Morrison's depression and death in Paris in 1971, the cause of which is attributed to an accidental heroin overdose, but remains the subject of speculation. |
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TV Listings for Dave, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:30 |
Little Britain USA |
Vicky Pollard gets to grips with group therapy at boot camp, Emily Howard models for a life drawing class and Sebastian wants to know more about the special relationship between the presidents of France and America. With David Walliams and Matt Lucas. |
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01:05 |
Little Britain USA |
Guest star Sting gets more than he bargained for when he sings a duet with Emily Howard, Lou and Andy continue their holiday with a visit to a church in Mississippi, and foul-mouthed Ellie-Grace says good-night to her mum. Meanwhile, Vicky Pollard tries to have a crafty cigarette at boot camp. |
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01:40 |
Never Mind the Buzzcocks (T) |
Comedian Dave Fulton, singer Katie Melua, former Savage Garden frontman Darren Hayes and TV presenter Holly Willoughby join team captains Bill Bailey and Phill Jupitus. |
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02:15 |
Rich Hall's Fishing Show |
Writer and academic Germaine Greer joins comedians Rich Hall and Mike Wilmot to explore the theme of love during a fishing trip around the Scottish Trossachs. |
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02:45 |
Radical Highs (T) |
The high-risk sport of mountainboarding - similar to snowboarding but without the snow. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Five, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:15 |
SuperCasino |
Live interactive gaming. |
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04:05 |
European Challenge Tour Golf |
The English Challenge. Action from the inaugural staging of the tournament at the Stoke by Nayland Hotel, Golf & Spa near Colchester. |
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04:55 |
The Family Recipe (R) (T) |
Celebrity chef Jean-Christophe Novelli demonstrates how to prepare his favourite family dishes. |
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05:00 |
Hana's Helpline (R) (T) |
The agony aunt organises a search for Patsy Pig's missing teddy bear. |
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05:10 |
The Milkshake! Show (R) (T) |
Naomi Wilkinson tries to invent a milkshake-making machine. |
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05:35 |
Thomas & Friends (R) (T) |
Percy is given four jobs to do, but leaves the most important until the last minute. |
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05:45 |
Roary the Racing Car (R) (T) |
Marsha celebrates her birthday, but Big Chris forgets all about the special occasion. |
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TV Listings for Watch, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:10 |
Doctor Who (T) |
A young woman receives a series of cryptic messages from the Doctor as she tries to evade the Weeping Angels, a terrifying group of statue-like creatures hidden in an abandoned haunted house. With guest stars Carey Mulligan (An Education) and Finlay Robertson (How Not to Live Your Life) alongside David Tennant and Freema Agyeman. |
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01:10 |
Dog Borstal (T) |
Lynne Davies, Mic Martin and Robert Alleyne have just four days to retrain a dog that almost killed its owner, another which is threatening its owners' relationship, and a third with a liking of balls. |
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02:10 |
A Life of Grime (T) |
Environmental health officer Stuart Tonkins is called to a hoarder's flat, only to find the floor-to-ceiling junk makes it impossible to get inside, while Paul Vice struggles to find a lost manhole under a ton of rubble. |
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02:35 |
A Life of Grime (T) |
Pest control officer Ian Thomas tries to corner a rat in a Bristol garden. Housing surveyor Carl Turville sets out on the trail of unwelcome guests, and a woman considers calling in an exorcist to deal with ghostly goings-on in her council home. |
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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Your Face or Mine? (T) |
Comedy game show in which couples have to guess how attractive they appear to the public, the studio audience and a selection of surprise guests. Jimmy Carr and June Sarpong present. |
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00:30 |
Your Face or Mine? (T) |
Comedy game show in which couples have to guess how attractive they appear to the public, the studio audience and a selection of surprise guests. Jimmy Carr and June Sarpong present. |
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01:00 |
Ninja Warrior (T) |
The world's leading athletes and wrestlers compete against amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. |
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01:30 |
Ninja Warrior (T) |
The world's leading athletes and wrestlers compete against amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. |
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02:00 |
Takeshi's Castle |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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02:30 |
Takeshi's Castle |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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03:00 |
Fear Factor UK |
Friends are pushed to the limit as they are forced to endure a see-saw physical, swallow a disgusting ratatouille and compete in a game of car-crash dominoes to win large cash sums. Presented by Ed Sanders. |
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04:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for Fashion TV, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Midnight Hot |
Models display a selection of sexy and erotic outfits, that leave little to the imagination. |
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00:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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01:00 |
Fashion Week |
Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world. |
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01:30 |
First Face |
A look at how some of the best models achieved their status and who is still on top today. |
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01:45 |
Lingerie |
The latest underwear fashions to hit the catwalk. |
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01:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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02:00 |
F Floor |
Highlights from the world's best fashion parties, mixed by a selection of leading DJs. |
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02:25 |
F People |
Celebrity reports from red carpets around the world. |
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02:30 |
Fashion Event |
The latest news and entertainment from fairs, exhibitions and charity fundraisers. |
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02:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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03:00 |
Fashion Week |
Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world. |
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03:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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03:30 |
Models |
The latest fashion news, including interviews with supermodels and the new faces that will be hitting the catwalk this year. |
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03:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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04:00 |
Photographers Night |
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04:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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04:30 |
Now in Store |
The fashion trends that will be hitting the shops this season. |
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04:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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TV Listings for Hallmark Channel, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (T) |
A recuperating rape victim is abducted from hospital and later found dead, triggering an investigation that takes Benson and the team into the heart of New York's clubland - and gradually leads to a suspect with a juvenile conviction for assault, torture and murder. Starring Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Dann Florek. |
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01:00 |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit |
Benson and Stabler race to find a woman with a high-risk pregnancy who has been kidnapped as the delivery date approaches. As the pressure mounts, they find there is no shortage of suspects willing to accept responsibility for the crime. Drama, starring Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Dann Florek. |
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02:00 |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit |
Stabler and Benson enlist the help of Dr Huang as they struggle to find a connection between a major pharmaceutical firm's illegal marketing campaign and the mysterious deaths of two high-school students. Hard-hitting drama, starring Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and BD Wong. |
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03:00 |
Life Is Wild (T) |
The first guests arrive at The Blue Antelope, Katie is surprised to see Oliver and Tumelo at auditions for a musical event, and Danny investigates the zebras' mysterious illness. |
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04:00 |
Monk (T) |
The TV Lotto announcer is murdered and Natalie stands in while Monk tries to solve the case. However, the detective faces trouble when his assistant starts enjoying her new job. |
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05:00 |
Monk (T) |
Adrian trains for a new physical test for police consultants while investigating attempts on the life of a professional boxer. Comedy drama, starring Tony Shalhoub. |
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TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Clash of the Dinosaurs |
The Cretaceous period, which spawned predatory dinosaurs with a combination of speed, an excellent eyesight, and brainpower. |
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01:00 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) |
Former Special Forces adventurer Bear Grylls is stranded in the French Alps, where he demonstrates how to build a snow shelter that will keep a person alive in sub-zero conditions, the best methods to avoid hypothermia, and the dangers of crossing thin ice. He also dines on unappetising meals such as raw trout, maggots and moss and berries. |
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02:00 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) |
Former Special Forces soldier Bear Grylls demonstrates how to survive in the high altitude Sierra Nevada mountains in California, including ways to construct a shelter and find food. Using Native American techniques, he builds a raft to use on a river as a means of finding a quick way to lower ground, but soon encounters dangerous rapids. |
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03:00 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor |
The former special forces adventurer demonstrates how to stay alive in Mexico's Copper Canyon, where he encounters scorpions before sheltering in a cave and making his own compass. Bear also follows animal tracks leading to a river and catches fish by damming the stream and stunning them with a stick. He then demonstrates how a cactus can purify water and act as a depth gauge. |
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03:50 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) |
The former SAS soldier tackles the deadly mangroves of Panama, parachuting into waters infested with crocodiles and sharks to face one of his greatest fears - becoming stranded in a pitch-black cavern. He survives by adopting techniques developed by indigenous tribes, eating wildlife including longhorn beetles and crab. |
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04:40 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) |
The former SAS soldier tackles the jungles of Panama, foraging for food using a bow and arrow together with skills learnt from the indigenous Embera people. The extreme heat and humidity of the Panamanian jungle eventually takes its toll on the survival expert, testing his courage as he tackles massive waterfalls and dangerous mudslides, and explaining the importance of concealment in a country where kidnapping is rife. |
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05:30 |
How Does That Work? |
The future of space flights aimed at tourists, and the strange foods eaten by astronauts during a mission. |
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TV Listings for Biography Channel, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Love, Life & Prison |
Forty-nine-year-old Ian, whose partner Sarah is serving a nine-month prison sentence, tries to cope as a single parent when he gives up work to look after their one-year-old son. |
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01:00 |
Sean Connery |
The life of the Scottish actor once voted `the sexiest male on Earth' and made famous by his role as James Bond in films such as You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever and Dr No. |
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02:00 |
Daniel Craig |
Profile of the Casino Royale star, who was a struggling actor with the National Youth Theatre before landing roles in Layer Cake, The Golden Compass and the James Bond franchise. |
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03:00 |
Boy George |
Profile of the former Culture Club frontman, who has enjoyed a successful solo career, but has been dogged by drug problems. |
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04:00 |
Duran Duran |
A profile of the new-romantic rock band, who had hits with Rio and Save a Prayer in the 1980s, and released the album Astronaut in 2004 after a successful comeback tour. |
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TV Listings for History Channel, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
The True Story of Papillon |
Documentary following the story of Henri Charriere, whose memoirs of his time in a Second World War penal colony became a bestselling book and Hollywood film. |
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01:00 |
The Last Days of World War Two |
The Japanese rally desperately against the relentless onslaught by American forces in the Philippines, but are gradually forced back to the Sierra Madre mountains. Meanwhile, the American president informs Churchill that they cannot retract the tripartite agreement for post-war occupation of Germany. |
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02:00 |
The Last Days of World War Two |
Japanese forces concede defeat to the Americans following the siege of their final port in the Philippines, and are eventually forced to surrender Okinawa. |
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03:00 |
Michelangelo Superstar |
The life of Michelangelo, told through flashbacks, archive material and on-location filming. Considered by many to be the archetypal renaissance man, with his abilities stretching from painting and sculpture to poetry and engineering. The documentary delves into the artist's psyche to explore his visions of anxiety and rage, and looks at the obsessive dedication he showed for his work. |
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04:00 |
Terror Attack: Mumbai |
An examination of the terror attacks in India in November 2008, when 10 gunmen killed more than 100 people in the country's financial heart. Using intercept tapes of the phone calls between the culprits and their commanders, and CCTV footage from the hotels, the documentary reveals what happened and how the siege came to an end. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Comedy, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:25 |
Ali G Indahouse |
(2002, Comedy) Scheming politicians try to manipulate the unwitting Ali G into bringing about the downfall of the prime minister - failing to appreciate that his streetwise attitude could give the government much-needed street cred. Comedy, starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Michael Gambon, Charles Dance, Kellie Bright, Martin Freeman and Rhona Mitra. |
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02:55 |
40 Days and 40 Nights |
(2002, Comedy) A man vows to give up all things sexual for Lent following a heart-rending break-up. But no sooner has he made his pledge than he meets a gorgeous woman - and to make matters worse, his former girlfriend comes back into his life. Romantic comedy, starring Josh Hartnett, Shannyn Sossamon, Vinessa Shaw, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Paulo Costanzo. |
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04:35 |
Fred Claus (T) |
(2007, Comedy) Santa's selfish brother Fred has been ostracised by his family for years, but when his crooked ways land him in jail, his brother comes along to bail him out on one condition - he must return to the family business and help make toys for Christmas. But far from cleaning up his act, Fred pushes Santa's patience to the limit with his far from festive attitude. Comedy, starring Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti and Rachel Weisz. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Action & Adventure/HD, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:25 |
Exit Wounds (T) |
(2001, Detective/Thriller) A maverick cop is transferred to a tough new precinct. He is determined to make a difference to the lawless streets, but comes to realise his fellow officers are even more corrupt than the local hoods - and are on the verge of completing a major drug deal. Thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Isaiah Washington and Tom Arnold. |
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03:10 |
Mad Max 2 (T) |
(1981, Science Fiction) The road warrior steps in to help a petrol-producing desert community fend off vicious gangs of marauders determined to take over their oil-refinery and steal their precious fuel. Futuristic adventure sequel, starring Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Vernon Wells, Emil Minty and Kjell Nilsson. |
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04:55 |
Angel Flight Down (T) |
(1996, General Movie/Drama) A mercy mission runs into difficulty when the plane commissioned to airlift a sick girl suffers engine trouble and crashes on the edge of a cliff. Drama, starring Patricia Kalember and David Charvet. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Family, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:00 |
Escape to Witch Mountain (T) |
(1975, Science Fiction) Two psychic children go on the run in an attempt to discover their true origin, hotly pursued by a wicked millionaire who wants to make use of their powers. A lonely widowed man helps them to escape, and leads them on a journey to a mountain where they believe their parents are waiting for them. Disney fantasy adventure, starring Ray Milland, Donald Pleasence and Eddie Albert. |
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02:45 |
The Invincible Iron Man |
(2007, Animated Movie/Drama) A billionaire tycoon accidentally resurrects an ancient and tyrannical Chinese emperor. In order to destroy the evil he has unleashed on the world, he creates a hi-tech suit of armour, but faces a battle to the death with his foe's powerful henchmen, four warriors endowed with the powers of the elements. Animated superhero adventure, with the voices of Marc Worden and Fred Tatasciore. |
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04:15 |
The Iron Giant (T) |
(1999, Animated Movie/Drama) A huge metal robot falls from outer space and crash-lands in a small American town during the 1950s, terrifying the locals with its fearsome appearance. The kindly giant is befriended by a lonely youngster - but trouble looms on the horizon when a corrupt government agent sets his sights on destroying the visitor. Family animated adventure based on the children's story by former Poet Laureate Ted Hughes. With the voices of Vin Diesel, Eli Marienthal, Jennifer Aniston, Harry Connick Jr and the late James Gammon. |
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05:45 |
The Top 10 Show |
Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Drama & Romance/HD, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:10 |
Great Expectations (T) |
(1998, General Movie/Drama) A poor orphan makes his fortune thanks to a mysterious benefactor, but fails to win the heart of his one true love. Drama inspired by the Dickens novel, starring Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Bancroft and Robert De Niro. |
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02:05 |
Girlfight |
(2000, General Movie/Drama) A Hispanic girl struggles to fight her way out of Brooklyn's slums by focusing on her one passion - boxing. However, her new career throws up a thorny problem when she has to fight the boxer she has fallen head over heels in love with. Drama, starring Michelle Rodriguez alongside Jaime Tirelli and Paul Calderon. |
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04:00 |
The Top 10 Show |
Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. |
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04:15 |
Nights in Rodanthe (T) |
(2008, General Movie/Drama) A woman stuck in an unhappy marriage volunteers to look after a friend's inn in a remote coastal town to give herself time to think. She finds herself with only one guest, a man trying to reconcile with his estranged son, and love unexpectedly develops. Romantic drama, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:05 |
Creep (T) |
(2004, Horror) A woman falls asleep on a platform in the London Underground, and wakes to find herself locked in the station. As she wanders through the labyrinth of tunnels, she discovers she is not alone. A sinister creature is lurking somewhere in the darkness, preying on anyone who crosses its path. Horror, starring Franka Potente, Sean Harris and Vas Blackwood. |
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02:40 |
Shrooms (T) |
(2007, Horror) American students travel to a rural area of Ireland famed for particularly strong magic mushrooms. As they take the hallucinogenic fungus in the depths of a forest, one of the group becomes convinced she has seen her friend die. Separating fact from fiction proves difficult as she realises a sinister presence is haunting these woods. Horror, starring Lindsey Haun and Jack Huston. |
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04:20 |
Titan AE (T) |
(2000, Animated Movie/Drama) In the year 3038, an alien race has annihilated almost all of mankind and destroyed the Earth. A scientist escapes the planet on board a craft that is destined to be humanity's only chance of future survival - the spaceship Titan. Fourteen years later, his estranged son plucks up courage and sets out on a perilous journey to find the ship and reunite with his father. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voices of Matt Damon, Bill Pullman and Drew Barrymore. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Classics, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:10 |
Hondo (T) |
(1953, Western) A hard-boiled cavalry scout with a feral dog as companion comes across a woman and her child stranded on their homestead deep inside hostile territory. Despite attacks by the Apaches, they refuse to leave their home, leaving the scout no choice but to stay and defend her. Western, starring John Wayne, Geraldine Page, Ward Bond and Michael Pate. |
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01:40 |
Don't Bother to Knock |
(1952, Detective/Thriller) An emotionally unstable babysitter becomes dangerously infatuated with a dashing airline pilot, whom she confuses in her mind with her former lover. Thriller, starring Marilyn Monroe, Richard Widmark, Anne Bancroft, Donna Corcoran, Lurene Tuttle, Elisha Cook Jr and Jim Backus. |
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03:00 |
For a Few Dollars More (T) |
(1965, Western) An enigmatic gunslinger forms an uneasy alliance with a military veteran to track down a notorious outlaw - but tensions simmer as their very different motives for the hunt put them increasingly at odds. Sergio Leone's Western sequel, starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Maria Volonte, Josef Egger, Mara Krup and Klaus Kinski. |
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05:15 |
Journey to the Far Side of the Sun (T) |
(1969, Science Fiction) A space mission to explore a previously undetected planet on the other side of the sun goes wrong, and the sole survivor finds himself transported back home. However, he quickly realises all is not as it seems - and that he has landed on a strange new world, which is a mirror image of Earth. Sci-fi drama, written by Thunderbirds creators Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, and starring Roy Thinnes, Ian Hendry, Patrick Wymark, Herbert Lom, Lynn Loring and George Sewell. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Modern Greats, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:45 |
A Bridge Too Far (T) |
(1977, War) Fact-based drama recreating the famous Second World War battle for Arnhem, as Allied forces try to capture a series of strategically important bridges and cut off the Germans from their retreat through Europe. Starring Robert Redford, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Dirk Bogarde, James Caan, Edward Fox and Laurence Olivier. Based on the book by Cornelius Ryan, and directed by Richard Attenborough. |
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03:55 |
Alex Zane's Guest List |
Celebrities talk to the presenter about their favourite films. |
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04:25 |
Death Becomes Her (T) |
(1992, Comedy) Two romantic rivals are both granted the secret of eternal youth by a mysterious mystic. However, as they battle to get their claws into a plastic surgeon, they discover their now-immortal bodies are capable of taking whatever damage they can dish out. Black comedy, starring Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis and Isabella Rossellini. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Showcase/HD, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:50 |
Sex and the City (T) |
(2008, Comedy) Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. However, her husband-to-be is having second thoughts, while her friends wrestle with personal crises of their own. Comedy, based on the TV series, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. |
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04:15 |
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (T) |
(2008, General Movie/Drama) A 14-year-old girl struggles to cope with the torments of growing up, fitting in and finding a boyfriend. Tired of being a social outcast, she plans to throw the perfect birthday party to win the respect of her peers. Comedy drama, based on Louise Rennison's series of novels, starring Georgia Groome, Alan Davies and Karen Taylor. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Crime & Thriller/HD, 31 July 2010
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Night
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01:15 |
Ocean's Eleven (T) |
(2001, Comedy) A suave ex-convict assembles a gang of sophisticated crooks to pull off a daring heist. He intends to rob three of Las Vegas's biggest casinos simultaneously - and also win back his estranged wife, who is now dating the ruthless owner of all three gambling establishments. Steven Soderbergh's crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon and Bernie Mac. |
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03:10 |
Face/Off |
(1997, Detective/Thriller) FBI agent Sean Archer captures master criminal Castor Troy, the man who killed his son. He then has the now-comatose crook's face surgically grafted onto his own so he can infiltrate Troy's organisation and locate a ticking bomb planted in Los Angeles. But then Troy regains consciousness - and takes on Archer's identity. John Woo's action thriller, with Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon and Dominique Swain. |
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05:30 |
Columbo Cries Wolf (T) |
(1990, Detective/Thriller) The slovenly sleuth suspects the owner of a men's magazine is behind the strange disappearance of his business partner and former lover. The suspect insists the woman is still alive, while the detective struggles to prove his guilt owing to the absence of a body. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Ian Buchanan, Rebecca Staab, Deidre Hall and Alan Scarfe. |
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TV Listings for Turner Classic Movies, 31 July 2010
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01:40 |
Band of Brothers |
Easy Company makes the grim discovery of a concentration camp when the soldiers finally enter Germany. As the local citizens - who claim they were ignorant of its existence - are forced into a clean-up operation, news arrives that Hitler has committed suicide. Damian Lewis and Donnie Wahlberg star. |
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02:35 |
Band of Brothers |
Easy Company overruns Hitler's Bavarian fortress retreat and the privates compare points to see who will be returning home as they nervously await news of their impending deployment to the Pacific. Starring Damian Lewis and Donnie Wahlberg. |
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04:00 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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05:00 |
The Happy Thieves |
(1962, Comedy) A gentleman thief and his glamorous accomplice are bribed to steal a priceless painting, only to end up implicated in a murder. Comedy, starring Rex Harrison, Rita Hayworth, Joseph Wiseman and Gregoire Aslan. |
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TV Listings for Cartoon Network, 31 July 2010
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01:00 |
Robotboy |
Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy. |
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01:20 |
Robotboy |
Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy. |
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01:40 |
Robotboy |
Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy. |
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02:00 |
Skatoony |
Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl. |
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02:20 |
Skatoony |
Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl. |
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02:40 |
Skatoony |
Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl. |
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03:00 |
The Cramp Twins |
Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien. |
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03:20 |
The Cramp Twins |
Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien. |
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03:40 |
The Cramp Twins |
Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien. |
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04:00 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
Animated adventures with the kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi. |
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04:20 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
Animated adventures with the kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi. |
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04:40 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
Animated adventures with the kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi. |
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05:00 |
Fantastic Four |
Cartoon adventures with Mr Fantastic, the Thing, Invisible Woman and the Human Torch. |
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05:30 |
Fantastic Four |
Cartoon adventures with Mr Fantastic, the Thing, Invisible Woman and the Human Torch. |
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TV Listings for Boomerang, 31 July 2010
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00:10 |
Gadget Boy |
Crime-busting capers with the fearless techno tot. |
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00:36 |
My Spy Family |
Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. |
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00:58 |
My Spy Family |
Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. |
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01:20 |
The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers |
Death-defying adventures as Xan, Adi and Enk perform mind-blowing animated feats. |
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02:10 |
Staraoke |
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02:34 |
Gadget Boy's Adventures in History |
Cartoon adventures with Gadget Boy. |
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02:56 |
Gadget Boy |
Crime-busting capers with the fearless techno tot. |
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03:20 |
My Spy Family |
Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. |
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03:43 |
My Spy Family |
Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. |
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04:05 |
The Scooby-Doo Show |
Spooky comedy antics with the hapless hound and his human companions. |
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04:30 |
Tom and Jerry |
Cat-and-mouse cartoon capers. |
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05:08 |
Dastardly and Muttley |
Animated fun. |
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05:40 |
Top Cat |
Animated antics with the popular alley cat. |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 2, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
WWE: NXT |
Following the next generation of wrestling talent, as they aim to make their mark in the Florida Championship Wrestling arena under the watchful eyes of established WWE stars such as Matt Hardy, CM Punk and Chris Jericho. |
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01:00 |
WWE: Late Night - Smackdown |
Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Matt Striker and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as Jack Swagger and CM Punk. |
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03:00 |
WWE: Late Night - Bottom Line |
Scott Stanford presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw, featuring action both in and out the ring, interviews, news and previews. |
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04:00 |
Super League |
Warrington Wolves v St Helens. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present another chance to see the top-flight clash at the Halliwell Jones Stadium. Saints came out on top 28-18 when the sides met in the reverse fixture in March, continuing their recent dominance over the Wolves, who were aiming to maintain the pressure on Wigan Warriors at the top of the standings. |
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05:30 |
Football's Greatest (T) |
The career of former Flamengo and Brazil star Zico. |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 3, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
European Tour Golf |
The Irish Open. Action from the third day's play at Killarney Golf and Fishing Club in Co Kerry. |
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01:30 |
Super League |
Warrington Wolves v St Helens. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present another chance to see the top-flight clash at the Halliwell Jones Stadium. Saints came out on top 28-18 when the sides met in the reverse fixture in March, continuing their recent dominance over the Wolves, who were aiming to maintain the pressure on Wigan Warriors at the top of the standings. |
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03:00 |
Test Cricket |
England v Pakistan. Action from the third day's play in the First Test of the four-match series, staged at Trent Bridge in Nottingham. England have won four and drawn one of their last five Test series, including last year's Ashes victory, and their last defeat to Pakistan in this format was in 2005, when they lost by an innings and 100 runs in Lahore. |
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05:00 |
Premier League World |
A round-up of the latest news surrounding the Premier League. |
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05:30 |
Mountain Bike World (T) |
Action from recent competitions, as riders tackled a variety of terrains in all conditions. |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 4, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Speedway |
The World Cup final. The showpiece encounter at the Speedway Centre in Vojens, Denmark, featuring the four nations who progressed from the semi-finals and play-off. Last year's final went down to the concluding heat, with Poland finishing just one point clear of Australia, and Sweden claiming the bronze medal. |
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03:00 |
Tri-Nations International Rugby Union |
Australia v New Zealand. Action from the fourth match in this year's tournament, staged at the Etihad Stadium in Melbourne. |
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04:30 |
IEX Magazine |
A round-up of the latest news from the world of action sports, covering everything from windsurfing to free-running. |
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05:00 |
Powerboating (T) |
Highlights of the second round of the UIM Class One World Championship season, featuring the Norwegian Grand Prix in Arendal. |
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05:30 |
Ocean Ride |
Magazine show for surfing enthusiasts, featuring highlights of the latest events around the world. |
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TV Listings for ESPN, 31 July 2010
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Night
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00:00 |
Legends of Cricket |
A profile of legendary West Indian fast bowler Malcolm Marshall, who thrilled the fans in the Caribbean and during his long spell at Hampshire with his devastating performances against opposition batsmen. |
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00:30 |
Legends of Cricket |
A look back at the career of George Headley, one of the greatest West Indian batsmen to have played the game. |
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01:00 |
Live Pre-Season Football |
Manchester City v Inter Milan (Kick-off 1.00am). Coverage from the M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, USA, where the big-spending Citizens take on the European champions. |
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03:00 |
TTXGP 2010 |
Motorcycling highlights from Anglesey. |
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04:00 |
This Week in Baseball |
News round-up, results and highlights from the fast-moving world of Major League baseball. |
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04:30 |
ICC Cricket World |
Magazine show focusing on developments worldwide, featuring highlights, news and profiles of the stars, plus the latest world rankings and how developments at grass-roots level are progressing. |
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