TV Listings for RTE One, 11 February 2012
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02:00 |
Silent Witness (R) (T) |
Part one of two. A university student who has committed suicide is revealed to be the victim of bullying, and concern grows when a gun is discovered in his locker and a memory card in his stomach is found to contain photographs of his tormentors. The team's fears become a reality when a building comes under attack by a rampaging shooter, leaving Harry and Nikki trapped inside while a helpless Leo is forced to watch on CCTV as the dramatic events unfold. Guest starring Phyllis Logan. |
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02:55 |
Silent Witness (R) |
Part two of two. Harry stays to help the paramedics tend Weston, while Leo begins the preliminary post-mortem reports on the victims, discovering there could have been a second shooter involved in the incident. Elsewhere, Nikki is held at gunpoint by a student when she arrives back at the office - leaving Commander Somerville with the task of getting her out safely. Crime drama, starring Tom Ward, Elliott Tittensor and William Gaminara. |
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03:50 |
Carmen Meets Borat (R) |
A gypsy community must confront a series of dilemmas after they are portrayed as backward people from Kazakhstan in the motion picture Borat. |
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04:50 |
Murder Call (R) |
Steve and Tessa investigate when a woman is found to have sustained a blow to the head before being set on fire. Drama, starring Lucy Bell and Peter Mochrie. |
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05:35 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for RTE Two, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:50 |
Desperate Housewives (R) (T) |
Gaby, Lynette and Bree head into the woods to dig up and relocate Alejandro's corpse, and Susan is delighted when Andre appoints her as his intern - until she discovers what the job entails. Elsewhere, Renee prepares for her first big date with Ben, Carlos attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, and Lynette fumes when she learns Tom's girlfriend Jane wants to make a Halloween costume for Penny. |
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01:45 |
Dragnet |
(1987, Comedy) Chalk-and-cheese Los Angeles cops investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer, Harry Morgan and Dabney Coleman. |
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03:35 |
Camelot (R) |
Morgan uses her powers to infiltrate Camelot disguised as Igraine, whom she is keeping captive at Castle Pendragon, and visits Merlin in his chambers, where she is moved by his tenderness. However, she leaves Leontes distraught after revealing that Guinevere had an affair with Arthur. Adventure, starring Eva Green. |
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04:25 |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R) (T) |
The detectives question a collector of rare books, and a link is made to a blackmailer who set his sights on the bibliophile's daughter. |
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05:10 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for TV3, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:10 |
The Way of the Gun |
(2000, Detective/Thriller) A woman is paid $1million to carry the child of a ruthless gangster, only to be abducted by two inexperienced kidnappers who haul her off to Mexico, little realising to what lengths the crook will go to ensure her safe return. Thriller, starring Benicio Del Toro, James Caan, Ryan Phillippe and Juliette Lewis. |
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02:20 |
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (R) |
Batiatus seeks revenge for his father's death, and orders his gladiators to help spring an attack on Tullius. Meanwhile, the opening of the new arena arrives, promising a spectacle of combat and blood. Last in the series. |
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03:35 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. |
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04:35 |
Close |
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TV Listings for TG4, 11 February 2012
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00:20 |
An Domhan dar le Neelo (R) |
Niall McDonagh explores transport's impact on climate change, and reveals why Ireland emits more greenhouse gas than any other European country. He discovers how the public transport system can be used to reduce the scale of the problem, and examines the availability of eco-friendly cars. |
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00:50 |
An Aimsir Laithreach |
National and international weather. |
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00:55 |
The Vampire Diaries (R) |
Caroline is determined to have a normal start to the school year and enlists Elena, Bonnie, Matt and Tyler to help with Senior Prank Night, but uninvited guests arrive and the evening takes a shocking turn. Damon persuades Jeremy to use his connection to the other side to find a way to defeat Klaus, who strengthens his hold on Stefan and uses him for increasingly violent and dangerous purposes. |
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01:45 |
France 24 |
International news channel, presented live from Paris. |
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TV Listings for Channel 4, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:40 |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (T) |
(2005, General Movie/Drama) An inner-city drug dealer puts his life of crime behind him after a near-fatal shooting to pursue a new career as a rap artist. Unfortunately, when he performs songs inspired by his shady past, his former criminal associates do not take kindly to having their misdeeds immortalised in music. Drama, starring Curtis `50 Cent' Jackson, Terrence Howard and Ashley Walters. |
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02:40 |
Atlantic (R) (T) |
Drama, starring Liam Cunningham as a lonely farmer whose life is turned upside down by a letter from a woman who loved and left him many years ago. |
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02:45 |
Stagnate (R) (T) |
A receptionist's life takes an unusual turn when she finds a flower growing on her tongue. |
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02:50 |
Shapes (R) (T) |
Drama about a woman whose night terrors are causing relationship problems. |
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02:55 |
90210 (R) (T) |
Liam goes on a hike with Naomi and Ivy, but the two girls end up arguing. Elsewhere, Jasper tries to blackmail Annie over the hit-and-run incident, while Adrianna and Gia continue to bond. |
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03:40 |
Brothers & Sisters (R) (T) |
Nora tries to gain the upper hand over Holly by learning more about Ryan, while Kitty and Robert anxiously wait to find out if someone is willing to become a surrogate mother for them. Drama, starring Sally Field. |
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04:25 |
Time Team (R) (T) |
Tony Robinson and the team investigate a back garden in Blythburgh, Suffolk, where a cupboard full of human skulls was discovered in the potting shed. The archaeologists believe the site could yield the remains of a medieval priory and the body of a Saxon warrior king killed on the nearby marshes. However, the buildings fail to materialise and burials are uncovered in strange locations. |
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05:15 |
Countdown (R) (T) |
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with TV presenter Kate Humble in Dictionary Corner. |
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TV Listings for E4, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:10 |
The Cleveland Show (R) (T) |
Junior gets a new girlfriend, but Cleveland becomes jealous of their relationship - and suspects the young woman is only trying to seduce his son so she can get permission to stay in the USA. Animated comedy, with the guest voice of Rosie Perez (White Men Can't Jump). |
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00:40 |
Allen Gregory (T) |
The youngster discovers the story about his conception and birth is not true, and decides to find his biological mother and reunite her with his father. However, he soon realises his new family may not live up to his expectations. Animated comedy, with the voice of Jonah Hill. |
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01:10 |
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy (R) (T) |
Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he came to terms with the death of his wife, and Noel uses a magic typewriter to obtain a frying pan. Surreal comedy, featuring music by Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno. |
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01:40 |
Bob's Burgers (R) (T) |
Jimmy Pesto threatens to take over Bob's lease so he can expand his gift shop - prompting the beleaguered burger bar owner to come up with a new recipe to attract more customers. However, when his arch-rival decides to start selling his own burgers at the pizzeria, the two restaurateurs are drawn into an increasingly bitter battle for business. Featuring the guest voices of Kevin Kline and sisters Laura and Sarah Silverman. |
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02:00 |
The Cleveland Show (R) (T) |
Cleveland's parents, Cookie and LeVar `Freight Train' Brown, announce they plan to remarry and ask him to be best man, but he is hurt when his father decides that he wants Donna's ex-husband to perform the duties instead, before discovering interesting news about his former wife. |
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02:25 |
The Ricky Gervais Show (R) (T) |
Animated humour from the creators of The Office and Extras, using the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts. Featuring banter with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington discussing topics including the merits of 20th-century inventions, methods of population control and the evolution of philosophy. |
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02:50 |
David Blaine: Drowned Alive (R) (T) |
The showman's 2006 stunt, which saw him spend a week inside a water-filled plastic sphere outside New York's Lincoln Centre - where onlookers could offer messages of support before he removed his breathing apparatus and tried to free himself from shackles before he drowned. Blaine was hoping to break the world breath-holding record, and needed to last for more than eight minutes and 58 seconds to succeed in the challenge. Cameras follow his training - which he described as the most gruelling time of his life - with the US Navy Seals and free divers, as well as his seven-day incarceration. |
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03:30 |
Hollyoaks (R) (T) |
Omnibus. Nancy's mother Margaret pays an unexpected visit to the village, and her arrival throws Darren's wedding plans into disarray. Neil secretly worries about hiding his driving test failure from his friends, and Jono's persistence pays off when Ruby gives him another chance. Meanwhile, Maddie is annoyed by Callum's indifferent behaviour. |
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TV Listings for Sky1, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:35 |
1,000 Ways to Die (R) |
Series using reconstructions and animation to illustrate the strange ways in which some people meet their deaths. |
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01:05 |
1,000 Ways to Die (R) |
Series using reconstructions and animation to illustrate the strange ways in which some people meet their deaths. |
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01:35 |
Caprica (R) (T) |
Daniel and Amanda head into V-World to lure out Zoe, while avoiding the traps their estranged daughter has laid. Elsewhere, Lacy's ability to command the Cylons on Gemenon causes concern. Sci-fi drama, starring Eric Stoltz and Paula Malcomson. |
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02:30 |
Dom Joly's Happy Hour (R) (T) |
Dom Joly and Pete Wilkins embark on an adventure to discover the habits, rituals and attitudes to alcohol across different cultures. The pair start their travels in America, where the legal drinking age of 21 is the highest in the world, and Dom has a hallucinatory experience after tasting the Deep South's finest moonshine. |
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03:20 |
Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men (R) (T) |
Danny Dyer meets former football hooligan Bradley Welsh - who ran his own gang of Hibernian fans at the age of 14. |
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04:15 |
Football Behind Bars (R) (T) |
Ian Wright's experiment at Portland Young Offenders Institute in Dorset comes to an end as the trainees face a team of football legends, watched by Jack Straw, who was Justice Secretary at the time. |
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05:10 |
Sell Me the Answer (R) (T) |
Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether the sellers can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones. |
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TV Listings for Sky2, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:30 |
NCIS: Los Angeles (R) (T) |
Hetty enlists the help of a former colleague when an ex-Navy intelligence officer is murdered, but things go awry when her old friend threatens to kill her. The team races to save Hetty and expose her one-time workmate as having lied to the victim in order to make money from a seemingly charitable venture. |
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01:30 |
Modern Family: Sofia Vergara Interview (R) |
The actress speaks about her role as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in the hit US comedy. |
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01:40 |
Crash and Burn |
(2007, Detective/Thriller) Reformed thief and undercover police officer Kevin Hawkins teams up with his old criminal partners to infiltrate a street gang involved in a war over territory. However, a brutal murder causes Kevin to suspect the investigation may be heading for a bloody climax. Action thriller, starring Erik Palladino, Michael Madsen and David Moscow. |
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03:20 |
Dom Joly's Happy Hour (T) |
The worldwide booze cruise comes to an end in India, where Dom Joly and Pete Wilkins learn that social drinking is a growing trend, and meet a figure known as the Champagne King in his chateau in the Maharashtran hills. In Goa, the pair don hippie disguises to investigate the hedonistic lifestyle of the locals and learn that alcohol has a religious importance. |
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04:15 |
99 Most Bizarre (R) (T) |
Countdown show highlighting spectacular errors and mishaps from across the globe. Featuring self-inflicted injuries including a man's disastrous fall during a cheese-racing contest in Gloucestershire, an angry woman who accidentally chopped off two of her toes after slamming a door, and a policeman who literally shot himself in the foot. |
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05:10 |
Safebreakers (R) (T) |
F6 and Northern Steel compete to build tanks on a tight budget and from a limited selection of materials that can reach the safe containing £5,000. Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard. |
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TV Listings for Pick TV, 11 February 2012
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00:00 |
Boozed Up Brits Abroad (R) |
A groom-to-be flies to Krakow with his mates who dress him in a secondhand, unwashed gimp suit. Plus, a stripper in Warsaw reveals the highs and lows of the job. |
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00:30 |
Boozed Up Brits Abroad (R) |
Friends from Peterborough travel to Tallinn in Estonia, where they wreck a hotel and jump in the harbour before a raucous night of drinking and singing. |
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01:00 |
Club Reps (R) (T) |
Insight into the work of package holiday company Club 18-30, following the exploits of the reps who strive to provide anxious punters with sun, sea, sand and sex. |
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01:30 |
Club Reps (R) (T) |
Insight into the work of package holiday company Club 18-30, following the exploits of the reps who strive to provide anxious punters with sun, sea, sand and sex. |
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02:00 |
Football Behind Bars (R) (T) |
Former Arsenal and England striker Ian Wright works with youngsters at Portland Young Offenders Institute in Dorset, hoping to use football to deter them from a life of crime. |
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03:00 |
Guilty! (T) |
Miss Great Britain is accused of giving up her brains for beauty, and a man is put on trial for being obsessed with cars. |
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04:00 |
X-Weighted: Families (R) |
A self-conscious teenage dancer tries to lose weight, but needs her mother's support to succeed. |
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05:00 |
Crash Test Dummies (T) |
Comedians Steve Marsh and Dan Wright present another round of mayhem as they visit a scrapyard, and have a game of car conkers. Plus, a race to see who is the quickest at destroying a vehicle. |
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TV Listings for BBC Three, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:15 |
Family Guy (R) (T) |
Peter discovers his mother had an affair while on holiday in Ireland 40 years previously, and crosses the Atlantic to search for his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie develops a love of punishment. |
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00:35 |
American Dad! (R) (T) |
Stan prays for a friend and is delighted to have his request fulfilled - until he learns his new pal is an atheist, so he sets out to prove that God exists. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted into Hogwarts. |
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01:00 |
American Dad! (R) (T) |
Francine's adoptive parents visit for an unannounced holiday with the family, and Stan becomes angry when they refuse to fall in with his `man of the house' attitude. Steve tries to increase his social standing at school by living to the extreme. |
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01:20 |
Russell Howard's Good News (R) (T) |
The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile in an edition from 2009. |
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01:50 |
Little Britain (R) (T) |
Emily Howard has an X-ray that uncovers her secret and Peter Andre reveals the subject of his unusual obsession. Daffyd gets a haircut, Vicky Pollard ends up in court and Dennis Waterman delivers a special birthday message. |
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02:20 |
Being Human (R) (T) |
The supernatural drama returns. Annie, George and Tom go back to their B&B home in Barry Island, but all is not well. Mitchell is gone, having willingly fallen victim to the wolf-shaped bullet, and the gang now has to take care of a baby, one whose werewolf heritage appears to have attracted the attention of vampire overlords known as the Old Ones. Starring Lenora Crichlow, Russell Tovey and Michael Socha, and introducing Damien Molony as Hal. |
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03:20 |
Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R) (T) |
Two teenagers travel to Kavos, Corfu, on their first independent holiday, unaware their parents are observing their every move. Asher from south-west Wales hopes to enjoy a week away with his rugby mates before going to university, but is determined to remain faithful to his girlfriend during the vacation, while hairdresser Charlie from Cambridge has romance on his mind. |
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04:20 |
Russell Howard's Good News (R) (T) |
The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile in an edition from 2009. |
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04:50 |
Little Britain (R) (T) |
Emily Howard has an X-ray that uncovers her secret and Peter Andre reveals the subject of his unusual obsession. Daffyd gets a haircut, Vicky Pollard ends up in court and Dennis Waterman delivers a special birthday message. |
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05:20 |
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TV Listings for BBC Four, 11 February 2012
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00:55 |
Horizon: Are You Good or Evil? (R) (T) |
The work and theories of researchers who have studied psychopathic killers. Professor Jim Fallon talks about how he discovered he had the profile of a psychopath, but explains how the fact he did not become a murderer holds important lessons. Another scientist discusses his belief he has found a molecule related to morality, which is being used by a man to rewrite ideas of crime and punishment. |
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01:55 |
The Himalayas (R) (T) |
Examining how wild animals, including monkeys, wolves, bears, foxes and pheasants, cope with mountain life in the Himalayas. The programme discovers that the region's difficulties have given many creatures remarkable strength. Narrated by David Attenborough. |
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02:55 |
Survivors: Nature's Indestructible Creatures (R) (T) |
Richard Fortey discusses Earth's last Ice Age, which began 2.8 million years ago when slight changes in ocean currents and the planet's orbit around the sun caused the world to cool. As a blanket of ice covered much of Earth's surface, many species died out - but the presenter explains how some managed to survive by adapting to life in extremely cold conditions. |
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TV Listings for ITV2, 11 February 2012
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Night
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02:20 |
Harry Hill's TV Burp (R) (T) |
The comedian looks back at the week's small-screen highlights, promising the usual soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two as he casts his TV net wide for more unmissable Burp moments. |
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02:45 |
The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T) |
More gossip and drama from the cast as the reality programme following a group of people in Essex continues. |
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03:25 |
The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T) |
Joey and Diags persuade Lauren Pope and Georgina to go on a night out, and Diags receives a crash course in personal grooming from Chloe Sims, who reveals her secret weapon for battling acne. Lauren Pope visits her cosmetic surgeon to discuss the removal of her breast implants. Lauren Goodger hosts a clairvoyant night with a twist, and she and Lucy also attempt to bury the hatchet. |
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04:00 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:10 |
South Park (T) |
Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone begins to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town. |
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00:40 |
South Park (T) |
Part one of two. Cartman and Kyle suffer a difference of opinion over the merits of popular adult animation Family Guy. |
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01:10 |
South Park (T) |
Part two of two. Cartman and Kyle continue to wage war against each other, since neither can come to an agreement over Family Guy. |
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01:40 |
South Park (T) |
Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents. |
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02:05 |
Threesome |
Alice struggles to come to terms with the unusual relationship she shares with Mitch and Ritchie, but is preoccupied by an impending visit from her mother. Meanwhile, the boys set to work building a flat pack nursery. Comedy, starring Amy Huberman, Stephen Wight and Emun Elliott. |
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02:30 |
Friends |
Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common. |
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02:55 |
Friends |
Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy). |
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03:20 |
Friends |
Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney. |
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03:45 |
Friends |
Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star. |
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04:10 |
Everybody Loves Raymond (T) |
Debra and Marie shame Ray into giving Robert a second bachelor party to make up for his disappointing first attempt. |
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04:35 |
Everybody Loves Raymond (T) |
Robert and Amy decide to tie the knot in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony. |
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05:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:15 |
Sex and the City |
Charlotte's perfect wedding does not go according to plan, Carrie has trouble plucking up enough courage during an assignment to test a trapeze and Miranda hides under her bed when Steve calls round with his girlfriend. American comedy, starring Kristin Davis, Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon. |
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00:55 |
Sex and the City |
Carrie's designer shoes go missing at a party, and Brady's chickenpox provides the perfect ice-breaker for Miranda after a dashing doctor moves into her building. Samantha is upset by the service in a restaurant, while Harry's constant post-wedding nudity troubles Charlotte. American comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis. |
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01:35 |
Phill Jupitus - Quadrophobia |
The funnyman delivers a stand-up act at the Apollo Theatre in London, with topics ranging from London Zoo and electrical superstores, to arachnophobia. |
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02:55 |
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee |
Hidden camera show that follows comedy actress Olivia Lee as she unleashes characters Miss Single, Lady Gatecrasher and Bad Date on unsuspecting members of the public. |
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03:25 |
Grouchy Young Men |
Celebrities in their twenties including Jim Jefferies and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups. |
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03:50 |
Grouchy Young Men |
Celebrities in their twenties, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups. |
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04:15 |
Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film |
Comedy short featuring spoof British film-maker Sir Leslie Quint, who talks candidly about his films, including Crime and Punishment. |
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04:20 |
Frasier (T) |
Diane comes to Seattle for the opening night of her new play, which turns out to be a mixed blessing for Frasier. Although hurt over being jilted, he still harbours feelings for her - but they disappear once he attends the dress rehearsal. Shelley Long guest stars. |
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04:45 |
Frasier (T) |
Joe spends the night in Daphne's room, causing a shocked Frasier's mind to work overtime and Niles to become consumed with jealousy. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star. |
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05:10 |
Frasier (T) |
Niles takes dancing lessons in preparation for a posh society ball, but his date falls ill at the last minute, so he asks Daphne to go with him instead. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves. |
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05:35 |
Frasier (T) |
A shady character helps the Crane brothers get Maris out of a spot of legal trouble - then demands they return the favour by persuading his girlfriend to marry him. Comedy, guest starring Harris Yulin, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. |
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06:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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TV Listings for Sky Atlantic, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
Game of Thrones (R) (T) |
Ned finally takes up his role at the side of the King, but struggles to deal with the political power games of the monarch's cunning advisers. The weary Lord is asked to organise a tournament, but finds the royal finances in a dire state - and his job is made even harder by troubling news from home. Meanwhile, Tyrion discovers the guards at the ice wall are in desperate need of reinforcement, and relations between Daenerys and Viserys become increasingly strained. Fantasy drama, starring Sean Bean and Mark Addy. |
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01:15 |
Weeds (R) |
Nancy sets out to rescue Shane, but must endure a tense showdown with Esteban's henchman Cesar. Silas is infuriated at the prospect of leaving college - and his new girlfriend - behind, while Andy makes a half-hearted attempt to be a hero. |
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01:50 |
Dinner with Friends |
(2001, General Movie/Drama) A couple are devastated to learn their friends' marriage has collapsed after 12 years. They end up scrutinising their own relationship for weaknesses, and question their long-standing dedication to a way of life their friends seem to have so easily rejected. Norman Jewison's drama based on the award-winning play, starring Dennis Quaid, Toni Collette, Greg Kinnear and Andie MacDowell. |
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03:40 |
Funny or Die Presents (R) |
A female football referee causes a stir, Rob Huebel runs into an ex-girlfriend while out hiking, three women track down an unfaithful husband and Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig appears in the story of a sought-after waitress. Sketch show, with Bill Hader, Chris Parnell and Rachel Dratch. |
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04:15 |
Inside the Actors Studio (R) (T) |
James Lipton interviews Josh Brolin, whose career began with a role in The Goonies, but who has gone on to star in films including W, Milk, Grindhouse and No Country for Old Men. |
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05:10 |
Inside the Actors Studio (R) (T) |
James Lipton interviews Irish-American comedian Denis Leary, who first became known for his acerbic stand-up routines before carving out an acting career in films and TV series including Rescue Me and Stolen Hearts. |
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TV Listings for E! Entertainment, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
E! Investigates |
An investigation into prescription drug abuse, from the celebrities who use them to the doctors who make a fortune from providing them. |
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01:00 |
Holly's World |
Josh returns to Las Vegas with news about his future, while Holly helps Angel get used to her new enhanced figure and throws her a huge 21st birthday party. |
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01:30 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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02:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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02:30 |
Dr 90210 |
Two exotic dancers opt for plastic surgery. Elsewhere, Dr Rey and Dr Diamond experience conflict in their own homes. |
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03:30 |
Sexiest Women of the World |
Profiles of Hollywood's hottest stars, who represent 25 countries across the globe. |
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04:30 |
Holly's World |
Josh returns to Las Vegas with news about his future, while Holly helps Angel get used to her new enhanced figure and throws her a huge 21st birthday party. |
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05:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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05:30 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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TV Listings for Sky Living, 11 February 2012
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00:00 |
Criminal Minds (R) (T) |
A San Diego stalker is killing college students in a variety of gruesome ways and BAU's new addition Seaver needs to prove her worth before more teenagers meet a grisly end. |
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01:00 |
Kids Who Have It All (R) (T) |
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01:50 |
The Biggest Loser (R) (T) |
Following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts. |
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03:30 |
Fat Families: Second Helpings (R) (T) |
Steve Miller revisits Ron, Mark and Daniel Jeape, who weighed a combined 62st when he first met them. The weight-loss expert sees if they have maintained their healthier lifestyles after father Ron became worried he would lose his job due to ill-health. |
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04:20 |
Jerry Springer (R) (T) |
Jerry invites more guests to engage in another open and highly unpredictable discussion. |
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04:45 |
Jerry Springer (R) (T) |
Jerry invites more guests to engage in another open and highly unpredictable discussion. |
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05:10 |
Grey's Anatomy (R) |
Dr Wyatt instructs Cristina and Owen to abstain from sex, while Izzie is bemused by how distant Alex has become. Elsewhere, Lexie considers taking her relationship with Mark to the next level. Medical drama, starring Sandra Oh, Kevin McKidd, Katherine Heigl and Justin Chambers. |
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TV Listings for FX, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
True Blood (T) |
The supernatural drama returns, picking up the action 12 months after Russell Edgington's rampage soured relations between humans and vampires in America. All is not well in Bon Temps as the town's undead residents try to regain the trust of their mortal neighbours. Sookie's quest to discover more about her heritage yields disappointing results, and Crystal's friends turn on Jason when he tries to offer them help. |
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01:00 |
Family Guy (T) |
Brian gets a job with prestigious magazine The New Yorker, but it is not long before his new employer discovers he did not graduate from college, and promptly fires him. Filled with a burning desire to vindicate himself, he resolves to finish his education. |
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01:30 |
Family Guy (T) |
Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her because he is not spending enough time with his father. She tells Peter to make an effort to bond with the youngster - but a theme park outing ends in disaster. |
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02:00 |
Family Guy (T) |
Lois discovers that she has an estranged brother, and combs the country in search of him, eventually finding him in a psychiatric hospital. Meanwhile, Peter starts a society for fat men. |
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02:30 |
Family Guy (T) |
Peter decides to start a new religion dedicated to his favourite Happy Days character, the Fonz, but finds it hard to recruit members. Meanwhile, a mishap leaves a disgruntled Stewie stuck in a bubble. |
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03:00 |
American Dad! (T) |
Stan goes out with some co-workers from his office, but their night gets completely out of control when bodies pile up in the boot of Dick's car. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Scott Grimes. |
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03:30 |
American Dad! (T) |
A plan to con Steve into attending summer camp goes horribly wrong, leaving him interned with a group of refugees. Stan joins him, and manages to stage an Olympics-style competition between the inmates and a rebel faction living nearby. Featuring the guest voice of Thandie Newton. |
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04:00 |
American Dad! |
Francine demands a real holiday when she discovers the CIA has fabricated all the family's previous breaks, but when the vacation seems too good to be true, her family suffers the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger aspires to become a celebrated actor. |
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04:30 |
American Dad! (T) |
Stan becomes a traffic warden in a bid to be taken more seriously, and suddenly finds himself caught up in allegations of corruption and favouritism. Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger is one of the students. |
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05:00 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for GOLD, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:30 |
Men Behaving Badly (T) |
Gary finally prepares to give up his freedom but fears he has not slept with enough women, while Dorothy worries that gherkins in the pub will be the only highlight of her special day. Meanwhile, best man Tony has an ulterior motive for making sure the unhappy couple get through their ordeal safely. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Caroline Quentin, Neil Morrissey and Leslie Ash. |
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01:10 |
The Office (T) |
In the second of two Christmas specials the yuletide office party throws up a few surprises, not least the arrival of David Brent's date, who turns out to be attractive and intelligent. Poor Tim is nervous about meeting Dawn and her fiance Lee after declaring his love for her before she left for America, as he still carries a torch for the former secretary. Starring Ricky Gervais, Mackenzie Crook, Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis. |
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02:25 |
Gimme Gimme Gimme (T) |
Tom poses as a soap star to impress an Italian he meets in a pub, and a night of passion ensues. The next day, jealous Linda does her utmost to bring their whirlwind liaison to a swift end. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Channel 5, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:05 |
SuperCasino |
Live interactive gaming offering viewers the chance to win cash on roulette, blackjack and autowheel. |
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04:05 |
Nick's Quest (R) (T) |
Naturalist Nick Baker searches for the world's most dangerous species, beginning with a trip to the remote Llanos region of Venezuela in the hope of encountering the anaconda, one of the world's largest snakes. |
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04:25 |
Divine Designs (R) (T) |
Dr Paul Binski, head of art history at Cambridge University, examines icons and artefacts integral to the design of St Sophia's Greek Orthodox church in London's Regent's Park. |
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04:50 |
Rough Guide to Cities (R) (T) |
Julia Bradbury tours Berlin, taking in the city's galleries, nightspots and cabarets before travelling on to Jerusalem. Toby Amies flies to Rio de Janeiro to check out the beaches and indulge in a little samba. |
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05:00 |
Hana's Helpline (R) (T) |
Francis finds out his grandma is coming to visit. |
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05:10 |
The Milkshake! Show (R) (T) |
Naomi Wilkinson tries to invent a milkshake-making machine. |
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05:35 |
Thomas & Friends (R) (T) |
Excitement mounts on the day of the Sodor school football match. |
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05:45 |
Roary the Racing Car (R) (T) |
Mr Carburettor announces he wants to move with the times and be more modern. |
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TV Listings for Watch, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:15 |
Traffic Cops |
Police in Hull use a stun gun for the first time while trying to combat dangerous offenders armed with guns and knives. Jamie Theakston narrates. |
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01:15 |
Real Rescues |
The day-to-day work of the emergency services as they respond to 999 calls and protect the public. Nick Knowles presents. |
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02:10 |
Outtake TV |
Anne Robinson presents a collection of celebrity blunders from some of the BBC's best-known stars, including Dawn French, Bill Oddie and Alan Titchmarsh, which prove even the most professional of TV personalities can get it wrong. |
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02:25 |
Super Vets |
The team prepares a puppy for emergency brain surgery, and fight to save the life of a critically injured foal. Over at Whipsnade Animal Park in Bedfordshire, a 42-year-old chimpanzee undergoes tests to establish if it is suffering from heart disease. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Syfy, 11 February 2012
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00:00 |
The Evil Dead |
(1982, Horror) Five students staying in a remote cabin find an ancient magical book, and unwittingly unleash evil spirits on the world. The dark forces they have conjured up possess them one by one, transforming them into ravenous zombies with an insatiable desire to feast on the living. Sam Raimi's horror, starring Bruce Campbell and Ellen Sandweiss. |
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02:00 |
Killer Mountain |
(2011, Fantasy) A party of explorers is sent to climb an apparently insurmountable Bhutan mountain in search of the fabled lost city of Shangri-La, but disappears without trace. A second expedition sets out to find the missing team, and falls prey to terrifying monsters lurking on the peak. Fantasy thriller, starring Aaron Douglas and Crystal Lowe. |
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04:00 |
Atomic Twister |
(2002, Adventure) A scientist struggles to convince an unbelieving populace that the local nuclear power plant is in danger of blowing sky-high when a tornado hits the region. She faces a race against time to persuade the townsfolk to evacuate - and make sure her son is safe. Action adventure, starring Sharon Lawrence, Corbin Bernsen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. |
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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
Family Fortunes (R) (T) |
Another two families compete for spot prizes and a large cash jackpot. |
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00:30 |
Bullseye (R) (T) |
Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. |
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01:00 |
Bullseye (R) (T) |
Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. |
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01:25 |
Takeshi's Castle (R) (T) |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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01:50 |
Takeshi's Castle (R) (T) |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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02:15 |
Nothing But the Truth (T) |
Jerry Springer connects the latest contestant to a lie detector - with his son watching - and asks him to own up to attending swingers' parties and comparing himself to other men by the urinal, in the hope of winning a £50,000 prize. |
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03:05 |
Dirty Money |
Fast-paced quiz show in which victory comes at the expense of the other contestants. Marcus Bentley presents. |
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03:30 |
Dirty Money |
Fast-paced quiz show in which victory comes at the expense of the other contestants. Marcus Bentley presents. |
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03:55 |
Vegas Virgins (T) |
The remaining four contestants take part in a high risk task. |
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04:45 |
World's Greatest Gambling Scams |
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05:35 |
Stake Out |
Ruthless game show in which contestants bankrupt other players in an attempt to win up to £25,000, hosted by Anthony Davis. |
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TV Listings for Universal Channel, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
True Justice |
Part two of two. The investigation into the lethal Ecstasy pills continues, until Kane is ordered to act as security for a documentary film-maker. Drama, starring Steven Seagal. |
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01:00 |
CSI: NY (T) |
A murder victim is discovered with her eyelids removed, leading Mac to suspect the involvement of a recently released serial killer who mutilated people in the same gruesome fashion. Stella learns the results of her HIV test, while Danny and Hawkes investigate the case of a man poisoned with ricin. Gary Sinise stars. |
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02:00 |
House (T) |
A drug dealer collapses during a sale, but refuses to reveal any personal information to the team because it might incriminate him. Meanwhile, Foreman's team-mates play a practical joke on him, while House and Wilson both set their sights on an attractive new neighbour. |
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03:00 |
House (T) |
The medic decides to take on the case of a beautiful executive based on her looks, and the other men on the team are equally smitten. Only Thirteen is able to remain unaffected as the doctors try to determine the cause of the woman's illness. Meanwhile, House tries to resolve his past with a former medical school colleague. Hugh Laurie and Olivia Wilde star. |
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04:00 |
Psych (T) |
Shawn investigates a crime involving an ice-cream truck, but stumbles upon another act of law-breaking in progress and is taken hostage by the perpetrators. |
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05:00 |
Psych (T) |
Shawn investigates a death at an army base, which he believes is a murder case rather than a suicide, and begins to suspect Juliet's brother may be involved in the incident. |
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TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) |
The adventurer heads for South Dakota in the heart of America, home to three wilderness landscapes. In the Black Hills, he tackles treacherous granite cliffs and explores an abandoned gold mine, while on the Great Plains he comes face to face with a charging herd of bison. Finally, in the Badlands, Bear experiences a searing 100-degree heat and struggles to find drinkable water. |
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01:00 |
Mythbusters (T) |
Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman and the team test a series of myths in Alaska, including whether a snowplow can split a car in two. |
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02:00 |
Mythbusters (T) |
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate conspiracy theories alleging Nasa faked the first moon landing in July 1969, asking whether the agency could have carried out such an audacious and ambitious fraud. |
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03:00 |
Mythbusters (T) |
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate whether a steak can survive an attempt to tenderise it with an explosive blast. |
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03:50 |
Mythbusters (T) |
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman discover whether the `one-inch punch' really works, and repeat a previous experiment, enlisting the aid of ninja Anthony Kelly to see if it is possible to catch an arrow in flight. |
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04:40 |
Mythbusters (T) |
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman try to re-enact a scene from the film Scent of a Woman, in which a blind army officer (Al Pacino) drives at speed through the bustling streets of New York, assisted by a terrified passenger. |
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05:30 |
Destroyed in Seconds |
Ron Pitts presents a documentary series investigating the natural disasters and accidents that have caused large amounts of damage, from tornados to plane crashes. |
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TV Listings for National Geographic, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
Megafactories |
A behind-the-scenes look at the factory where BMW builds its second-generation X3s, revealing why the German manufacturers moved the production of this model to America. |
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01:00 |
Submarine Patrol |
Following the crew on board a British hunter-killer nuclear submarine. An intelligence-gathering mission lands the team in a conflict zone. |
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02:00 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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03:00 |
Alaska's Toughest Pilots |
The pilots patrol the Iron Dog - one of the hardest snowmobile races in the world - and battle whiteouts, icy winds and technical problems to ensure the safety of the event. |
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03:45 |
Alaska's Toughest Pilots |
The team continues with their daily tasks but the routine is broken when the pilots are asked to transport a dangerous criminal. |
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04:30 |
Alaska's Toughest Pilots |
The pilots are busy during Sitka's local herring run, when fishermen hire them to spot their catch from the skies. |
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05:15 |
Alaska's Toughest Pilots |
The pilots showcase their acrobatic skills on bear-spotting flights, and transport a pack of agitated sled dogs. |
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TV Listings for Biography Channel, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
Paranormal State |
Members of Penn State University's Paranormal Society investigate after reported sightings of an apparition in an historic Tennessee hotel. |
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00:30 |
Paranormal State |
Members of Penn State University's Paranormal Society investigate when a Delaware woman claims she is being haunted by an evil entity that sometimes takes the form of a raven. |
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01:00 |
Beyond Scared Straight |
Wayward youths are given an insight into life behind bars, and begin by meeting criminals in Hagerstown, Maryland, who reveal how unsafe it is in prison. |
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02:00 |
Born to Kill |
The life and crimes of Edmund Kemper, known as the `Co-Ed Killer', who murdered his grandparents and his mother, as well as six college students. |
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03:00 |
Monster in Laws |
A woman struggles to forgive her sister-in-law for an incident 15 years earlier, and keeps a list of each time she has wronged her. |
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03:30 |
Monster in Laws |
A man who is so fed up with his wife's mother that he has offered her $100,000 to stay out of his family's life forever. |
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04:00 |
America's Court with Judge Ross |
A man sues an escort madam for unsatisfactory services and another demands a refund from a match-making company that made a big mistake. |
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04:30 |
America's Court with Judge Ross |
A woman hopes to reclaim money she spent planning a wedding that never happened. |
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05:00 |
America's Court with Judge Ross |
A soldier sues his ex-girlfriend for selling his car without permission while he was on deployment. |
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05:30 |
America's Court with Judge Ross |
A woman sues for car repairs and another seeks compensation for a loan her boyfriend did not pay back. |
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TV Listings for History Channel, 11 February 2012
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Night
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00:00 |
MysteryQuest |
Using state-of-the-art technology to investigate whether governments around the world are engaged in a cover-up of UFO research. |
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01:00 |
IRT Deadliest Roads: The Andes |
Ambitious rookies Tim and Tino challenge Hugh to a race on the death road. |
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02:00 |
Ancient Aliens |
Exploring the theory that aliens could have inhabited underwater cities on Earth, exploring ruins in Peru and Indian texts. |
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03:00 |
Only in America |
Larry the Cable Guy, the comic creation of Dan Whitney, offers his take on American culture during a tour of the country. He starts by looking at mule-breeding and rock quarries. |
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04:00 |
UFO Files |
Part two of two. Imagining the possibility of advanced alien technology falling into human hands, such as invisibility cloaks, laser weapons and tele-transporters. |
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05:00 |
Decoding the Past |
Conclusion. Documentary exploring the history of the Koran, focusing on the word jihad, its meaning within the text, and how the concept has been interpreted by radicals. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Comedy, 11 February 2012
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01:20 |
Harlem Nights |
(1989, Comedy) A Harlem nightclub owner and his adopted son defy a notorious mobster who has been bribing a corrupt police sergeant to muscle in on their territory. Comedy, written and directed by Eddie Murphy, who also stars alongside Richard Pryor, Danny Aiello, Michael Lerner and Jasmine Guy. |
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03:20 |
35mm |
This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. |
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03:50 |
Did You Hear about the Morgans? (T) |
(2009, Comedy) A bickering separated couple on the brink of divorce are thrown back together when they witness a murder. The FBI arrange for them to go into hiding together in a remote mountain town, a predicament that could either save their marriage or have them at each other's throats more than ever. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker. |
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05:40 |
The Top Ten Show |
Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Action & Adventure/HD, 11 February 2012
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00:50 |
Kiss of the Dragon |
(2001, Adventure) A Chinese police officer travels to Paris in search of the head of an international drug ring. However, his target is a corrupt cop who promptly frames him for murder. Fighting to clear his name, he finds an unlikely ally in an American prostitute who offers to testify against the crooked detective in return for help in rescuing her daughter. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li and Bridget Fonda. |
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02:35 |
Zombieland (T) |
(2009, Comedy) A mutated virus sweeps across America, turning most of the population into hideous flesh-eating monsters - and leaving a small group of survivors struggling to find a safe haven. Comedy horror, with Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Bill Murray. |
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04:10 |
D3: The Mighty Ducks |
(1996, Comedy) The ice hockey team find themselves in a tight spot while attending an exclusive sports academy - leaving their former coach battling to save their necks once again. Second sequel to the children's comedy, starring Emilio Estevez, Joshua Jackson, Jeffrey Nordling and Joss Ackland. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Family, 11 February 2012
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Night
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01:15 |
The Tuxedo (T) |
(2002, Comedy) A bumbling chauffeur steps in to take the place of a secret agent injured in an explosion. Wearing the agent's hi-tech suit, and with the help of a rookie spy, the humble driver now has all the power he needs to stop a villain from gaining global domination by polluting the world's water supply. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Isaacs and Richie Coster. |
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02:55 |
Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove (T) |
(2010, Adventure) An Australian girl visits her theme park owner grandfather in South Africa, where she discovers a baby whale stranded in a lagoon. She tries to find a way to return the animal to its pod at sea, but the owner of a rival park has his own plans for the creature. Family adventure, starring Bindi Irwin and Beau Bridges. |
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04:40 |
All I Want for Christmas |
(1991, General Movie/Drama) Two unhappy youngsters search out a department store Santa Claus, desperate for him to grant their wish of reuniting their parents before their mother marries her new boyfriend. Drama, starring Leslie Nielsen, Thora Birch, Jamey Sheridan, Harley Jane Kozak, Lauren Bacall and Kevin Nealon. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Drama & Romance/HD, 11 February 2012
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01:15 |
The Informant! (T) |
(2009, Detective/Thriller) A delusional executive at an agricultural corporation becomes an FBI mole, setting out to expose his employers' corrupt business practices and make himself a public hero. However, his bizarre behaviour and own illegal financial activities threaten the entire operation. Steven Soderbergh's fact-based comedy thriller, starring Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey and Scott Bakula. |
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03:05 |
Puncture |
(2011, General Movie/Drama) A lawyer with a cocaine addiction is hired to represent a designer of medical equipment, who is fighting to expose corruption in the pharmaceutical industry. He sees the case as a chance to prove himself, but finds his control over his drug use beginning to slip. Courtroom drama, starring Chris Evans, Mark Kassen, Marshall Bell and Vinessa Shaw. |
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04:50 |
Preview |
A sneak peek at what's coming up this week on all of Sky's movie channels. |
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05:00 |
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (T) |
(1967, Comedy) A white couple who pride themselves on their liberal attitudes come to realise they are not quite as open-minded as they thought when their daughter announces she is marrying a black man. While the bride-to-be does not care what others think of her, her fiance is determined to win the approval of both her family and his. Comedy drama, starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn and Sidney Poitier. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 11 February 2012
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01:05 |
John Carpenter's The Ward (T) |
(2010, Horror) An amnesiac woman is committed to a psychiatric hospital after setting fire to a barn in the 1960s. She is haunted by visions of a mysterious shadowy presence and as several of her fellow patients go missing, she realises there is something supernatural haunting the institution and preying on the patients. Horror, with Amber Heard and Lyndsy Fonseca. |
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02:45 |
Wake Wood (T) |
(2011, Horror) A couple whose daughter has died move to a remote Irish village, having heard that the locals can perform a pagan rite to resurrect the dead - but only for three days. The ritual seems to be a success, but it soon becomes clear there is something horribly wrong with the revived child. Horror, with Aidan Gillen, Eva Birthistle and Timothy Spall. |
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04:30 |
Bride of Frankenstein |
(1935, Horror) An eccentric professor persuades a reluctant Baron Frankenstein to resume his experiments in life creation. Meanwhile, his original monster goes in search of companionship - drawing him into a dreadful bargain with the two scientists. James Whale's horror sequel, starring Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Elsa Lanchester, Ernest Thesiger and Valerie Hobson. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Classics, 11 February 2012
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Night
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01:30 |
Love with the Proper Stranger (T) |
(1963, General Movie/Drama) A woman desperate to escape her domineering family has a one-night stand with a musician and ends up pregnant. She enlists the father of the child's help in getting an an abortion, but in the process of finding a doctor, they grow closer together and begin to think twice about what they really want. Romantic comedy drama, starring Steve McQueen and Natalie Wood. |
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03:15 |
Beau Geste (T) |
(1939, Adventure/War) Three brothers are accused of stealing from their aristocratic adopted mother. They seek to salvage their honour by joining the foreign legion, battling a rampaging Arab army as well as coming into conflict with their sadistic commanding officer. Action adventure, starring Gary Cooper, Ray Milland, Robert Preston and Brian Donlevy. |
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05:20 |
Against All Flags |
(1952, Adventure) A hardy British seaman fakes being dismissed from the navy and imprisoned so he can infiltrate a pirate crew and bring the rogues to justice. However, his mission is complicated when he falls for a female buccaneer, making an enemy of the pirate captain he serves under. Swashbuckling adventure, starring Errol Flynn, Maureen O'Hara, Anthony Quinn and Mildred Natwick. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Modern Greats, 11 February 2012
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Night
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01:25 |
The Matrix Reloaded (T) |
(2003, Science Fiction) As the machines threaten the last refuge of humanity, a party of freedom fighters journeys into the virtual world of the Matrix to find a means to end the war once and for all. However, the computer program Agent Smith, once a tool of the machines, has returned from the dead with his own plans for the world. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne and Hugo Weaving. |
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03:45 |
The Remains of the Day (T) |
(1993, General Movie/Drama) A butler in a 1930s aristocratic household has dedicated his life to serving his master, putting duty above all else and repressing his affection for the housekeeper, who also happens to be in love with him. On the outbreak of war, the nobleman's sympathies for the Nazi cause come to light, marking a change of heart in the old servant, who looks back with misgivings about the loyalty that may have cost him dearly. Period drama, with Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson and James Fox. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Indie, 11 February 2012
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01:40 |
Winter's Bone (T) |
(2010, General Movie/Drama) A teenage girl looking after her mother and siblings in a remote mountain town discovers that her estranged drug-dealing father has used the family home as bail. If he does not turn up for his trial, they will all be out on the streets. The determined girl goes in search of her errant parent, only to face a conspiracy of silence. Drama, with Jennifer Lawrence and Isaiah Stone. |
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03:30 |
The Most Fertile Man in Ireland |
(1999, General Movie/Drama) A Catholic dating agency employee discovers he has the ability to impregnate any woman he sleeps with. His mother hatches a scheme to turn him into a kind of door-to-door salesman, offering guaranteed offspring to childless women. He even receives the blessing of the Church - but when he falls in love with an undertaker's assistant, his attitude to his calling starts to change. Comedy, with Kris Marshall, James Nesbitt and Kathy Kiera Clarke. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Showcase, 11 February 2012
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01:35 |
The Royal Tenenbaums (T) |
(2001, Comedy) Three former child geniuses all grow up to be emotionally dysfunctional adults. Meanwhile, their estranged father learns his ex-wife is planning to remarry, so he pretends to be dying in a bid to regain his family's sympathy - and stop the wedding. Wes Anderson's comedy, starring Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson. |
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Risky Business (T) |
(1983, Comedy) An upper-class suburban teenager gets involved with a prostitute while his parents are away on holiday, turning the family home into a brothel and jeopardising his plans for the future. Coming-of-age comedy, starring Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay, Bronson Pinchot and Joe Pantoliano. |
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Happily N'Ever After 2 (T) |
(2009, Animated Movie/Drama) A selfish princess is driven from her home after falling foul of a scheme by her father's wicked fiance. Stuck out in the wilderness, she makes new friends and learns the importance of helping others before returning to foil her would-be stepmother's plans to take over the kingdom. Animated adventure, with the voice of Helen Niedwick and Jim Sullivan. |
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Crime & Thriller/HD, 11 February 2012
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02:00 |
Showdown in Little Tokyo (T) |
(1991, Adventure) Two mismatched police officers draw on their well-honed martial arts skills to take on violent Yakuza gangs who are plaguing Los Angeles' Japanese community. A witness offers to testify against the leader of the yakuza, but will need their protection. Action adventure, starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Tia Carrere and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. |
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03:30 |
The Heavy (T) |
(2010, Detective/Thriller) A gangland enforcer is released from prison after serving seven years for murder. A shady businessman offers him a job that strikes close to home - he must kill his own estranged brother, an ambitious MP with designs on becoming prime minister. However, he finds a maverick detective shadowing his every move. Crime thriller, with Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones and Stephen Rea. |
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05:20 |
35mm |
This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. |
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TV Listings for Nickelodeon, 11 February 2012
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02:00 |
Summer in Transylvania |
Comedy about an ordinary teenage girl who goes to school in Transylvania - where she has vampires, zombies, werewolves and mummies for classmates. Starring Sophie Stuckey, Amy Wren and Kane Ricca. |
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02:25 |
Summer in Transylvania |
Comedy about an ordinary teenage girl who goes to school in Transylvania - where she has vampires, zombies, werewolves and mummies for classmates. Starring Sophie Stuckey, Amy Wren and Kane Ricca. |
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02:50 |
Genie in the House |
Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. |
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03:15 |
Genie in the House |
Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. |
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03:40 |
Genie in the House |
Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. |
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04:05 |
Rugrats |
Animated knee-high escapades with the inquisitive babies. |
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04:30 |
Rugrats |
Animated knee-high escapades with the inquisitive babies. |
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TV Listings for Cartoon Network, 11 February 2012
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00:55 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm are forced into taking part in an Olympic-style contest against their `other-world' enemies, but losing the competition comes with a heavy price. |
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01:20 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
The superheroes discover that the Doombot can think for itself, and when they are captured, Bruiser has to choose where to show his loyalty. |
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01:40 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
The Mole Man kidnaps Ben Grimm and tries to convince him to build an underground paradise where no one is judged by their appearance. |
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02:05 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
The Chooks become trapped in a prehistoric game level where the inhabitants, the Neandermalls, hail Chick P as their Queen. |
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02:25 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
The evil Wasabi hypnotises everyone at a nightclub, turning them into zombies. The Chop Socky Chooks must fight back and try to return everyone to normal before it's too lat. |
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02:50 |
Hero 108 |
Humans and animals, such as Jumpy Ghostface, ApeTrully and Mr No Hands, live together in a turtle shell called Big Green and battle for peace in the Hidden Kingdom. |
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04:05 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm are forced into taking part in an Olympic-style contest against their `other-world' enemies, but losing the competition comes with a heavy price. |
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04:30 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
The superheroes discover that the Doombot can think for itself, and when they are captured, Bruiser has to choose where to show his loyalty. |
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04:50 |
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes |
The Mole Man kidnaps Ben Grimm and tries to convince him to build an underground paradise where no one is judged by their appearance. |
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05:15 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
Wasabi fires Bubba and hires new henchmen in the shape of The Hairy Sumo Brothers. However, Harry and Larry Sumo have more important things to do than protect Wasabi. |
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05:35 |
Chop Socky Chooks |
The elusive 'Bantam', a TV superhero from 20 years ago, reappears and has a surprise in store for the evil Wasab. |
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TV Listings for Boomerang, 11 February 2012
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00:00 |
The Garfield Show |
Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps. |
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01:25 |
My Spy Family |
Spike is challenged to compete against the world chess champion after pretending he can beat Marci, but does not really know how to play. Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents. |
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01:50 |
My Spy Family |
Spike believes it is up to him to save the town from a dangerous attack when a nuclear device is delivered to Batley. Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. |
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02:15 |
Skatoony |
Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl. A selection of lucky children compete to win fantastic prizes and be crowned the Skatoony Champion. |
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02:40 |
The Garfield Show |
Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps. |
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04:05 |
The Flintstones |
Fred becomes a sheriff to help one of his old friends on the run from some dangerous outlaws. |
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04:30 |
Hong Kong Phooey |
The hound investigates a number of break-ins and enlists the help of a friendly octopus to stop a bank robbery. |
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04:55 |
Dastardly and Muttley |
Dick Dastardly and his canine companion try to stop a carrier pigeon from reaching its destination. |
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05:20 |
Wacky Races |
More madcap motoring mayhem with Dastardly and Muttley. |
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05:40 |
Top Cat |
TC and the gang find an abandoned baby in their alleyway and decide to look after the child while they search for its parents. |
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TV Listings for MTV, 11 February 2012
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00:20 |
Geordie Shore |
Reality TV show following eight young men and women as they spend a summer experiencing the highs and lows of Newcastle-upon-Tyne's party scene. |
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01:20 |
South Park (T) |
With Ms Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths. |
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01:55 |
South Park (T) |
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it. |
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02:20 |
Celebrity Deathmatch |
More famous figures step into the ring for a Plasticine punch-up. |
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02:45 |
Best of Cribs |
Highlights from the programme where celebrities give guided tours of their homes. |
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03:00 |
Teleshopping |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 1, 11 February 2012
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00:30 |
Champions League Weekly |
A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. |
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01:00 |
Prizefighter Boxing |
All the action from the second light-welterweight staging of the tournament, held at the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton, which featured eight British fighters and seven bouts. Those challenging for the title and the £32,000 first prize were Dale Miles, Tyrone Nurse, Barry Morrison, Adil Anwar, John Watson, Young Mutley, Dean Harrison and Mark Lloyd. |
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04:00 |
Super League |
Wigan Warriors v Leeds Rhinos. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present another chance to see the Super League clash at the DW Stadium. The Warriors just missed out on topping the table last season and were defeated twice by St Helens in the play-offs, but it was the Rhinos who lifted the Super League trophy by beating the Saints in the Grand Final. |
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05:30 |
Champions League Weekly |
A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 3, 11 February 2012
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01:00 |
Spanish Football |
Osasuna v Barcelona and Real Betis v Athletic Bilbao. Action from the La Liga encounters at the Estadio Reyno de Navarra and the Estadio Benito Villamarin respectively. |
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02:30 |
Max Power |
Motor sport magazine going behind the scenes at major events, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater events. |
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03:30 |
Champions League Weekly |
A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. |
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04:00 |
Spanish Football |
Osasuna v Barcelona and Real Betis v Athletic Bilbao. Action from the La Liga encounters at the Estadio Reyno de Navarra and the Estadio Benito Villamarin respectively. |
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05:30 |
Road to London |
A look ahead to this summer's Olympic Games, featuring insights into the preparations of medal hopefuls and exciting young talents, all of whom are training hard in their chosen disciplines. |
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 4, 11 February 2012
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00:00 |
WWE: NXT |
Following the next generation of wrestling talent as they aim to make their mark in World Wrestling Entertainment, under the watchful eyes of established WWE stars. |
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01:00 |
WWE: Late Night - Smackdown |
Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Presented by Josh Mathews, Michael Cole and Booker T. |
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03:00 |
WWE: Late Night - Bottom Line |
Scott Stanford presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw, featuring action both in and out the ring, interviews, news and previews. |
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04:00 |
Elite League Ice Hockey |
Anna Woolhouse presents a round-up of recent matches from the domestic top flight, featuring the latest news from around the league. |
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05:00 |
Sports Unlimited (T) |
Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities from around the world, including mountain biking, snowboarding and skating. |
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