TV Listings for Comedy Central, 08 February 2012
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Evening
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20:00 |
Friends |
The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston. |
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20:30 |
Friends (T) |
Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr (24) and Hank Azaria (The Simpsons). |
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Night
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21:00 |
South Park |
Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association. |
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21:30 |
South Park |
Butters is diagnosed as having multiple-personality disorder, and the boys set out to help him understand his condition. However, the truth turns out to be harder to accept than they expected. |
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22:00 |
Ocean's Eleven |
(2001, Comedy) A suave ex-convict assembles a gang of sophisticated crooks to pull off a daring heist. He intends to rob three of Las Vegas's biggest casinos simultaneously - and also win back his estranged wife, who is now dating the ruthless owner of all three gambling establishments. Steven Soderbergh's crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon and Bernie Mac. |
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00:20 |
South Park (T) |
The boys assist a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped when the tunnel they are in caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
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00:50 |
South Park (T) |
Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan `The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. |
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01:20 |
Two and a Half Men (T) |
Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing. |
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01:45 |
Two and a Half Men (T) |
Charlie is introduced to the fiancee of Angie's adult son, and faces a dilemma when he realises he has met her before. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones. |
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02:10 |
South Park (T) |
Cartman manages to get an unusual picture of Kenny printed on the side of a milk carton - and it is not long before a mysterious couple arrive in town, claiming to be the mumbling misfit's real parents. |
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02:35 |
South Park (T) |
Mr Garrison gets tired of queuing and devises a plan to net him a million - a brand new, occasionally enjoyable mode of transport. Kyle's New York cousin pays a visit, but proves to be such a liability that the boys plot to get rid of him. |
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03:00 |
Scrubs (T) |
JD and Dr Cox plot against each other, while Carla and Elliot try to sort out their personal and professional problems. Dr Kelso punctures his eardrums, giving everyone in the hospital the chance to say what they really think about him. |
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03:20 |
Scrubs (T) |
A patient reveals her dying wish is to lose her virginity, so Carla and Elliot set out to find a man suitable for the job. Danni alarms JD by suggesting they move in together. Comedy series, starring Zach Braff, Judy Reyes and Sarah Chalke. |
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03:45 |
Frasier (T) |
Daphne falls out with Sherry and flees the apartment after the two have a blazing row. With nowhere else to go, she asks if she can spend the night at Niles's flat, leaving him quaking with excitement. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves. |
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04:10 |
Everybody Loves Raymond (T) |
Amy's mother and father turn up unexpectedly, intending to take their daughter back home with them. They are less than happy to find Ray there, let alone his parents, and the atmosphere is tense as the families take an instant dislike to each other. |
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04:35 |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
Amy puts Robert in charge of writing invitations to their forthcoming wedding, but he tries to evade responsibility by seeking advice from Ray and Frank. They tell him his best bet is to make an appalling mess of the job so she will have to do it all herself. With Brad Garrett and Ray Romano. |
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05:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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Morning
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06:00 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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