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TV Listings for RTE One, 21 March 2010

Night	01:00	Paparazzi	(2005, Detective/Thriller) A movie star grows tired of having his every move dogged by over-zealous reporters. He eventually snaps when the paparazzi's attentions cause a car crash that leaves his son in a coma. Determined to exact his revenge, the actor devises a plan to make the celebrity-chasers pay. Thriller, starring Cole Hauser, Tom Sizemore, Robin Tunney, Dennis Farina and Daniel Baldwin.
	02:30	Packed to the Rafters	Dave and Julie are shocked when a doctor finds the cause of her mood swings, Trish offers Sammy and Nathan a way out of their troubles, and Ben fears the worst. Last in the series.
	03:15	Winning Streak (R) (T)	Kathryn Thomas and Marty Whelan host the National Lottery show, in which lucky contestants could boost their prize money to more than 500,000 euros.
	04:10	Water Rats (R)	A homeless woman is mugged, leading the Water Police to investigate a bizarre murder case that culminates in a threat on Alex's life.
	04:55	EuroNews	European and international headlines live via satellite.

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TV Listings for RTE Two, 21 March 2010

Night	00:15	Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup	A look ahead to this summer's tournament in South Africa, featuring profiles of Serbia and New Zealand.
	00:45	Cursed	(2005, Horror) A brother and sister are mauled by a wild animal after they crash their car one moonlit night in Los Angeles. After the accident the siblings develop marked physical strength and animal-like instincts, and realise they were attacked by a werewolf - which they now must find and destroy before the next full moon, to avoid turning into monsters themselves. Wes Craven's teen horror, with Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, Shannon Elizabeth and and Portia de Rossi.
	02:30	Criminal Minds (R) (T)	A girl is abducted from a playground in broad daylight, and the team members initially suspect the victim's father. However, when he is able to provide an alibi, they go looking for clues in the seemingly safe neighbourhood in which she lives. Mandy Patinkin and Thomas Gibson star.
	03:15	Urban Cowboy	(1980, General Movie/Drama) Bud is a country boy who moves to Texas to work in an oil refinery and ends up marrying local girl Sissy. However, her head is turned when an ex-convict rodeo rider pitches into town and sets up a mechanical bull-riding- contest. Realising that his neglect has driven his wife away, Bud puts his mind to honing his riding skills to win the competition as well as Sissy's heart. Romantic drama, with John Travolta, Debra Winger and Scott Glenn.
	05:30	EuroNews	European and international headlines live via satellite.

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TV Listings for TV3, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	The Clearing	(2004, General Movie/Drama) A businessman uses all his guile to persuade a kidnapper to release him, while his distraught wife struggles to come to terms with the situation back at home - and the intrusion of the police into every aspect of their lives. Drama, starring Robert Redford, Willem Dafoe and Helen Mirren.
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	04:20	Honest (R)	Lindsay leaves her boring job at the garden centre and goes to work at a local car sales business - much to the anger of Mack, who knows new boss Owen from way back and suspects he has a lecherous ulterior motive for hiring her. Taylor poses as Vin to collect a mysterious package for Mr Hong, while Grandpa is reunited with an old friend who has undergone a radical change in the 30 years since they shared a cell.
	05:10	Hell's Kitchen USA	As a test of their timing, Gordon Ramsay pits the cooks against one another in a relay race. When the chefs are then allowed to create their own menus, dinner service becomes chaotic as some of their ideas are too ambitious.

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TV Listings for TG4, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	An Aimsir Laithreach	National and regional weather.
	00:35	Timpeall na Tire (R)	Highlights of the week's regional news.
	01:05	Barraiocht (R)	A look at the world of female body-builders. There are only 70 women in the world who take part in the sport professionally and some men are willing to pay large sums of money to meet them and touch their impressive muscles.
	02:05	France 24	International news channel, presented live from Paris.

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TV Listings for 3e, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off	One couple will have their dream of reaching the Dancing on Ice final dashed as they are eliminated in the skate-off, but for the three celebrities who make it through, the months of hard work will seem worthwhile as they prepare for their last challenge. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present.
	00:30	Tremors	(1989, Comedy) A small American town in the middle of nowhere comes under attack from man-eating subterranean creatures. Luckily, two handymen come forward to lead a rag-tag bunch of locals in the battle against the gruesome monsters. Horror comedy, starring Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter and Michael Gross.
	02:20	Ideal	Moz wrestles with his confused feelings for Judith, but soon has other problems to contend with. PC impounds a crop of marijuana plants and needs somewhere to hide them, while suspicions arise that the deceased Craig's ghost is haunting the flat. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas.
	02:50	Teleshopping	Up-to-the-minute holiday bargains.
	03:50	CSI: Miami	A teenage girl goes missing while out partying with friends, and Horatio's investigation soon leads to her body, sexually assaulted and strangled, in a local park. The team has plenty of leads, with a secret camera hidden in the car she had rented, and a local playboy admitting to inviting the victim on to his boat, but the suspects are all keen to point the finger at someone else. David Caruso stars.
	04:35	CSI: Miami	Tripp pressures a suspect into confessing to the murder of a divorcee killed on her boat, but Horatio is unconvinced of his guilt and resolves to discover the truth. Subsequent investigations reveal the suspect's fingerprints are on top of the dried blood - proving the victim was already dead when he arrived. David Caruso and Rex Linn star.

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TV Listings for BBC One, 21 March 2010

Night	01:10	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	01:30	Reporters (T)	The latest global issues filed by BBC correspondents around the world.
	01:55	Holby City (R) (T)	Joseph senses that Faye is about to bring their marriage to an end, and when she confirms her relationship with Linden he loses control. Mark's efforts to stop Daisha leaving for the Philippines come to nothing and lose him any chance of a reunion with Judith in the process, while Chrissie is annoyed to discover that Sacha has started working full time at the hospital. With guest star Anton Lesser (Little Dorrit).
	02:55	God Bless You Barack Obama? (R) (T)	Theologian Robert Beckford takes a road trip across America retracing Barack Obama's journey from religious sceptic to devout Christian, revealing how the President adopted the precepts of black liberation theology and turned them into a winning manifesto. Robert also speaks to those who helped Obama along his spiritual path, including Baptist ministers and former presidential candidates Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
	03:55	Sun, Sex & Holiday Madness (T)	Radio 1 DJ Greg James joins British tourists heading to Magaluf on the Spanish island of Majorca to explore the risks that many holidaymakers are willing to take with their mind and body.
	04:55	HARDtalk (T)	Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
	05:00	The World Today (T)	International reports.
	05:30	World Business Report (T)	The latest business news, with informed analysis.

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TV Listings for BBC Two, 21 March 2010

Night	00:55	Gumshoe (T)	(1971, Comedy) A Liverpudlian bingo caller fancies himself as a Philip Marlowe-style detective and is given the opportunity to prove his skills by solving the murder. Stephen Frears' feature directorial debut starring Albert Finney, Billie Whitelaw, Frank Finlay and Fulton Mackay.
	02:20	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	02:30	Dateline London (T)	Foreign correspondents in London share their views on the week's issues.
	03:00	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	03:30	The Record Europe (T)	Political issues across the continent.
	04:00	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	04:30	HARDtalk (T)	Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.
	04:55	The Super League Show (T)	Harry Gration introduces highlights of the weekend's Super League matches, featuring Crusaders v Catalans Dragons at the Racecourse, Hull FC v Bradford Bulls at the Kingston Communications Stadium, Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers at Headingley and St Helens v Warrington Wolves at Knowsley Road.
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TV Listings for UTV, 21 March 2010

Night	00:25	Champions League Weekly (T)	Action from the latest last-16 second-leg encounters - Barcelona v VfB Stuttgart and Bordeaux v Olympiakos. Plus, reaction to the quarter-final draw.
	00:55	Don't Look Now (T)	(1973, Detective/Thriller) A couple trying to get over the death of their daughter take a trip to Venice, where they are shocked by a clairvoyant's claims that the child is trying to contact them. Although the wife believes her story, the husband is sceptical - until he begins to be troubled by visions of his own. Nicholas Roeg's supernatural thriller based on Daphne du Maurier's short story, starring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie. (Followed by ITV News Headlines)
	02:45	Coastal Kitchen (R) (T)	A culinary journey along East Anglia's coastline, in which Danny Boome serves up a helping of recipes and seaside fun, beginning with a return to his childhood roots. He visits Aldeburgh to explore the wealth of talented local artists and sample the town's famous tasty crabs.
	03:10	ITV Nightscreen	Text-based information service.

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TV Listings for Channel 4, 21 March 2010

Night	00:20	The Finishing Line (R) (T)	A quadriplegic man explains his wish to end his life in Switzerland. Thirteen years after the racist attack that changed his life, he gives an account of his daily trials and the ever-changing roster of carers without whom he would be unable to complete even the most basic tasks. Originally part of the First Cut strand.
	00:50	The Story of the Weeping Camel	(2004, Documentary) Documentary by film-makers Luigi Falorni and Byambasuren Davaa, following nomadic tribespeople in the Gobi Desert as they prepare to carry out an ancient ritual designed to coax a mother camel to accept her rejected offspring. To perform the ceremony, they need a musician, so two boys are sent on a journey to a nearby town to find one.
	02:30	Get the Picture (R) (T)	Short film about a war reporter who photographs the bombing of a refugee camp and the execution of those supposedly responsible - but brings a sinister secret to light in the process.
	02:40	Runaway (T)	Paul agrees to meet a mystery person at the train station, and Henry is arrested for using fake ID to buy Hannah alcohol for a party she is invited to. After getting drunk at the bash, she almost reveals her family secret. Drama, starring Donnie Wahlberg and Sarah Ramos.
	03:25	Hill Street Blues (R) (T)	Hector Ruiz takes hostages in a supermarket and Cynthia uses the crisis to stir up trouble. LaRue and Washington try to implicate Eddie Hoban in the shooting of Hill and Renko.
	04:20	St Elsewhere (R) (T)	Dr Craig becomes jealous of Dr Peltrovich's experiments with lasers, while Fiscus returns to work with a critically ill leukaemia patient. Ehrlich runs the gamut of emotions.
	05:10	Year Dot Television (R) (T)	The project follows 17-year-old Gilly Flaherty and 18-year-old Jade Heusen, who have dedicated much of their lives to pursuing careers in football and ballet respectively.
	05:40	Battlefront Television (R) (T)	The campaigners come together for the first time since the start of the scheme, celebrating their achievements and sharing their experiences at London's County Hall.

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TV Listings for E4, 21 March 2010

Night	00:55	Supernanny (R) (T)	Jo Frost helps a couple who have doctorates in neuroscience but are baffled when it comes to controlling their two sets of twins under the age of five. The unruly siblings still drink from baby bottles and wear nappies at night even though the older pair attend school by day, so the childcare expert attempts to persuade the parents to change their routines.
	01:50	Gok's Fashion Fix (R) (T)	Stylist Gok Wan returns with a new mantra of 'buy less, wear it more', teaching women across the country the virtues of economical fashion. In Penzance, he helps a care worker discover how purchasing a few key items can help to revolutionise her wardrobe. A team of plus-size ladies examines swimming costumes, and Janet Street-Porter invites Gok to rummage through her exclusively designer closet.
	02:45	Samantha Who? (R) (T)	The amnesiac teams up with her mother for a dance competition so she can beat Regina's rival Paula Drake - but discovers she has two left feet.
	03:05	Switched (R) (T)	Watersports enthusiast Erica swaps with a home-schooled competitive figure-skater, and finds herself training with an Olympic gold medallist and collecting fresh eggs from the family's chicken coop. Her counterpart Chelsea attends high school for the first time and learns to windsurf in her own backyard.
	03:30	Hollyoaks (T)	Omnibus. Dave takes pity on Josh, little realising a friendly gesture will only end up pushing him farther along his self-destructive path. Meanwhile, India bonds with Rhys over their memories of the crash, and Leo seeks Calvin's help when Gaz threatens to tell the school about their violent encounter.

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TV Listings for More4, 21 March 2010

Night	00:15	The IT Crowd (R) (T)	Jen explains she experiences terrible mood swings at a certain time of the month, but when Moss and Roy start displaying similar symptoms she begins to worry for their future - and that of the IT community in general.
	00:50	Curb Your Enthusiasm (R)	Larry becomes obsessed with a book about freaks and a drunk limo driver causes trouble for the Seinfeld creator and John McEnroe.
	01:25	Deal or No Deal (R) (T)	Contestants try to outwit the anonymous banker and guess the contents of mystery boxes to win a big-money prize of up to £250,000. With Noel Edmonds.
	02:10	My Monkey Baby (R) (T)	With around 15,000 households in America playing home to monkeys, many owners are coming to treat their primate pets as a substitute for children. This documentary illuminates the trend, placing the spotlight on people who have provided their simian companions with bedrooms, toys and wardrobes full of designer clothes, as well as investigating whether the bond will be strong enough to endure the animals' estimated 40-year lifespan.
	03:05	Trophy Kids (R) (T)	Cutting Edge profiles parents who have devoted themselves to ensuring their children achieve sporting greatness, sometimes even giving up work and cashing in savings in a desperate bid for success. Reaching the top will bring fame and fortune - but for every world champion, thousands of youngsters fail to make the grade, and their families can face financial ruin.
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TV Listings for Sky1, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	A League of Their Own (R) (T)	Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff are the team captains, with John Bishop and Georgie Thompson joining them as regular panellists. This week's guests are Gavin & Stacey actress Ruth Jones and journalist Alastair Campbell.
	00:30	Pineapple Dance Studios (R) (T)	Louie takes a class at his old dance college, the studio's newly formed troupe prepares for a promo, and Andrew is reunited with his mother ahead of a potentially life-changing performance.
	01:30	Road Wars (R) (T)	Rowdy tourists cause problems in Reading, a routine stop gets out of hand for police in Slough, and an officer has a lucky escape after being involved in a head-on collision. Plus, footage of a pursuit involving six patrol cars, a helicopter and three stingers.
	02:20	Road Wars (R) (T)	Charlie and Mish come across a criminal in Slough who is openly takes drugs in front of them, while in Reading, Dan and Daz are called away from their hunt for a burglar to chase after a stolen car.
	03:15	Inside: Supercops (R) (T)	The work of three of America's most acclaimed Swat teams as they tackle a variety of cases such as common street crime and fugitive recovery.
	04:10	American Gladiators (R) (T)	The first of the semi-finals, in which four contenders return to face some familiar gladiators. Hulk Hogan and Laila Ali present.
	05:05	Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? (R) (T)	Game show in which adult contestants are paired with junior helpers to answer questions from the national curriculum for the chance of a £50,000 prize, but face public humiliation if they have to ask for assistance. Dick and Dom present.

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TV Listings for Sky2, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	Caprica (T)	Battlestar Galactica prequel, set 50 years earlier, starring Eric Stoltz, Esai Morales and James Marsters.
	01:30	Fringe (T)	Peter contacts his estranged father, Dr Walter Bishop, to help him and Olivia uncover the cause of a rapidly spreading phenomenon. Starring Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson and John Noble.
	02:30	Stargate Universe (T)	Camille and Scott use the communication stones to visit loved ones on Earth, but their experiences produce different emotions. On the Destiny, Rush oversees the exploration of the ship, and the crew members stumble upon a piece of ancient technology that has the possibility of getting them home - at a price.
	03:30	Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?	Game show in which contestants answer questions from the national curriculum to win cash prizes. The competitors have five junior helpers, but face public humiliation if they have to ask for their assistance.
	04:20	Britain's Hardest (T)	Steve McFadden puts six men to the test in the ultimate endurance challenge, consisting of five gruelling tasks including Bone Crusher and Deep Freeze.
	05:10	Brainiac: History Abuse (T)	Charlotte Hudson presents a selection of entertaining historical facts, as well as an animated `death of the week'.

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TV Listings for Sky3, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Mile High (T)	Will finds his new role in management makes it difficult for him to fit in with his old colleagues. An incident involving a peace-pipe causes ructions, and a passenger reveals his squirrel alter ego. Karl Howman guest stars, alongside regulars Adam Sinclair and Stacey Cadman.
	01:00	Conspiracies (T)	Danny Wallace explores the Germans' reported landing in East Anglia during World War Two. Travelling to the fens, he tries to unearth evidence of an invasion, and assesses the credibility of stories that all proof of the Nazis' presence was destroyed long before the history books could be written.
	01:50	Ultimate Earthquake (T)	Significant earthquakes of recent times, and the attempts being made to predict where one could strike next.
	02:45	Britain's Hardest (T)	Steve McFadden puts six men to the test in the ultimate endurance challenge, consisting of five gruelling tasks including Bone Crusher and Deep Freeze.
	03:35	Secret World of Magic (T)	Pete Firman and Alistair Cook demonstrate their tricks and wizardry in Spain, where they meet a pop star and are almost put to shame by an 11-year-old at a magic school.
	04:30	Road Wars	The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into how they deal with robberies, street fights and domestic violence.
	05:00	Sky Travel	Tips on choosing travel destinations.
	05:30	Sky Travel	Tips on choosing travel destinations.

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TV Listings for BBC Three, 21 March 2010

Night	00:50	Eddie Izzard: Marathon Man (R) (T)	The comedian tackles his final 17 marathons in 19 days, travelling from Glasgow to London and being joined along the way by Denise Van Outen and Frank Skinner. Heading south he deals with extreme temperatures, painful stomach problems and insomnia, before suffering his worst injury so far and facing a race against time to make it to the finish line.
	01:50	Last Woman Standing (R) (T)	In the final task, the five athletes meet the Tarahumara people of northern Mexico, whose lungs have adapted to the thin mountain air, providing them with extraordinary stamina levels. Here, the girls take part in an Arihueta, a long-distance race at high altitude, but face a tough challenge as they try to beat locals whose bodies are honed to endure the harsh conditions. Last in the series.
	02:50	Harper's Island (R) (T)	The guests try to reach a boat that will take everyone off the island now Madison is safe, but an explosion destroys their escape vessel. Forced to retreat into a hideaway, they try creating a diversion to secure another means of transport. Later, Abby returns to Candlewick, where her father is waiting with news about John Wakefield. Murder mystery, starring Elaine Cassidy.
	03:30	Last Woman Standing	The athletes head for Luzon, an island in the Central Philippines for the third leg of the contest. At a remote training camp, they learn the martial art of Kali, which utilises blade, stick and hand-to-hand techniques to form a devastating kind of defence. However, the punishing practice schedules leave the girls in agony, and when an old sporting injury resurfaces, one of them is forced to consider bowing out of the competition.
	04:30	World's Toughest Driving Tests (R) (T)	Will Mellor and Kirsten O'Brien's rivalry intensifies as they head for Canada for the fourth round of the competition. Here they undergo three days of intensive training to drive sophisticated amphibious vehicles worth more than £2million. However, on the day of the race over-confidence leads one of the competitors to disaster.
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TV Listings for BBC Four, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	Apollo Wives (R) (T)	Ten wives of Apollo astronauts visit Arizona for a reunion. In a series of interviews they reveal how it felt to watch their husbands blast off into space, share their experiences of being the focus of the world's media, and discuss the difficulty in readjusting to everyday life upon their spouses' return.
	01:15	France on a Plate (R) (T)	Cultural historian Andrew Hussey presents a documentary exploring the importance of meals in France. He considers the way in which kings, emperors and presidents used food as a tool of power and prestige, looks at the creation of the Michelin guide, and investigates Versailles' role as the birthplace of cuisine. Plus, French chefs Paul Bocuse and Pierre Gagnaire share their views.
	02:15	Mad Men (R) (T)	Conrad Hilton becomes increasingly demanding in his dealings with Don, who is shocked by the hotel magnate's response to his idea for a new campaign. Sal finds himself compromised when a client becomes hostile toward him, and Betty schemes to get closer to Henry Francis. Drama, starring Jon Hamm, Bryan Batt and January Jones, with Chelcie Ross and Christopher Stanley.
	03:00	BBC Proms 2009 (R) (T)	The Scottish Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Yannick Nezet-Seguin, performs a Prom celebrating the centenary of Stravinsky's first collaboration with the Ballet Russes and the 200th anniversary of Mendelssohn's birth. The concert includes music from Stravinsky's ballet Pulcinella, plus Schumann's Piano Concerto in A minor, featuring Nicholas Angelich as soloist, and Mendelssohn's Fifth Symphony. Petroc Trelawny presents, with Miranda Krestovnikoff.
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TV Listings for ITV2, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Dancing on Ice (R) (T)	Alexandra Burke opens the show with her new single The Silence, accompanied by a routine by Torvill and Dean. Remaining celebrities Gary Lucy, Kieron Richardson, Hayley Tamaddon and Danniella Westbrook take to the ice once more with their partners - knowing that a slip-up at this stage could mean the difference between hanging up their skates and an appearance in next week's final. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby host.
	01:10	Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off (R) (T)	One couple will have their dream of reaching the Dancing on Ice final dashed as they are eliminated in the skate-off, but for the three celebrities who make it through, the months of hard work will seem worthwhile as they prepare for their last challenge. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present.
	01:40	Supernatural (R) (T)	Fantasy drama about the battle against the forces of evil across America. Four months after he was torn to shreds by the hellhound, Dean wakes up in a pine box. He rejoins his brother Sam and fellow demon hunter Bobby, and they recruit psychic Pamela Barnes to discover out what pulled Dean out of Hell and what it wants in return. Starring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
	02:25	Teleshopping	Buying goods from the comfort of home.
	04:55	With a Little Help from My Friends (R) (T)	Jamie Theakston presents the celebrity challenge in which famous faces track down old school friends and persuade them to join forces to help the community. This week, footballer-turned-TV-presenter Ian Wright has five days to renovate a playground in north London which aims to integrate children of different backgrounds and abilities, enjoying an emotional and unexpected reunion with a former teacher along the way.
	05:50	ITV2 Nightscreen	Text-based information service.

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TV Listings for ITV3, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	PD James: An Unsuitable Job for a Woman (R) (T)	Private detective Cordelia Gray investigates a case which takes her to the swanky Claircourt Park Hotel, where sexual harassment of the staff is reportedly rife. Posing as a holiday relief, Cordelia keeps a close eye on the manager, whose wife has nominated him as chief culprit - and that is when her problems really start. Crime drama based on a character created by PD James, starring Helen Baxendale, Annette Crosbie and Leigh Lawson.
	02:10	Kavanagh QC (R) (T)	The establishment closes ranks to prevent Kavanagh overturning a murder conviction, and the ensuing wall of silence reminds him, not for the first time, that law and justice are not necessarily the same thing. Legal drama, starring John Thaw.
	03:30	Drama Trails (R)	James Nesbitt narrates the trail of links from flagship crime drama Inspector Morse, starring John Thaw as the cultured but troubled Oxford detective, to Kay Mellor's gritty Band of Gold about women struggling for dignity in Bradford's red light district.
	03:40	Emmerdale (R) (T)	Omnibus. Ashley and Laurel set off for an evening at the pub, oblivious to the fact that Sally has returned. Cain confronts Andy after discovering he knew about Debbie's plan to leave, and Doug is shocked when Natasha reveals a customer has made a complaint against him.

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TV Listings for ITV4, 21 March 2010

Night	01:45	Jericho (R) (T)	Jake and Kenny attempt to save April after she collapses and goes into premature labour, while Jericho strikes a deal with New Bern over the production of wind turbines.
	02:40	Film File	News and reviews, featuring a guide to the latest releases and interviews with the stars.
	02:55	ITV4 Nightscreen	Text-based information service.
	03:00	Teleshopping	Buying goods from the comfort of home.
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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 21 March 2010

Night	00:20	South Park	Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
	00:50	Grouchy Young Men	Celebrities in their twenties including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups.
	01:20	Two and a Half Men	Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, and Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.
	01:50	Two and a Half Men	Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper - despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he sees sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe.
	02:20	Scrubs	Dr Cox has to mobilise everyone when three patients need transplants, leaving the doctors struggling to find donors. Meanwhile, JD learns a lesson about responsibility, and Elliot and Carla confront Todd about his inappropriate behaviour. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.
	02:50	Frasier	Roz goes on a date with a dustman, while Niles reminisces with Daphne about his childhood, and Frasier throws a party for the staff at the radio station in a bid to improve his image.
	03:20	Frasier	Niles has too much to drink at a Hallowe'en party, and Frasier is taken aback to discover the kids in his complex are afraid of him. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.
	03:50	Two and a Half Men	One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes attracted to Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman.
	04:15	Shortcuts Shuffle	A bite-sized show featuring the best of Paramount Comedy's Shortcuts.
	04:20	Everybody Loves Raymond	Comedy about a man who seems to have it all - if only he could get away from his parents. Ray Romano stars.
	04:45	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jealousy rears its ugly head when inexperienced Andy achieves Ray's lifelong ambition - having an article published in a prestigious sports magazine.
	05:10	Frasier	The Seattle shrink reads a steamy novel written by an old friend - and finds his teenage affair with a piano teacher has found its way into the plot. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.
	05:35	Frasier	The Seattle shrink arranges a date for Daphne with the new radio station manager - unaware he is gay. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Jane Leeves.

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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Grumpy Old Men	Celebrities including Rory McGrath, Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Bryson offer an irreverent look at how being monitored by Big Brother has become the bane of their lives, with the powers that be dictating where they go and what they eat, as well as giving advice on how to avoid overdosing on medication.
	00:40	Grumpy Old Men	Celebrities including Rory McGrath, Rick Wakeman, Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Bryson are among the curmudgeons offering their jaundiced opinions of the media, bemoaning newspapers' obsession with the sex lives of those in the public eye, the smug attitude of columnists and the very sight and sound of the telly.
	01:20	The Office: An American Workplace	In an episode written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, Michael tries his utmost to be supportive when a new employee's prison record is revealed.
	01:50	The Office: An American Workplace	Part one of two. Michael's inappropriate Christmas cards upset Carol. As tensions rise among the party planning committee, rival factions come to blows.
	02:20	The Office: An American Workplace	Part two of two. Michael deals with the aftermath of being dumped by Carol for sending out inappropriate Christmas cards, and the stand-off between the two rival Christmas parties intensifies. US remake of the sitcom set in a paper supply company, starring Steve Carell.
	02:50	The Office: An American Workplace	Michael returns from his holiday in Jamaica with an interesting photograph that is soon circling the office. Pam gets caught in the middle of an argument between Jim and Karen. US remake of the Ricky Gervais comedy, starring Steve Carell.
	03:20	South Park	Strange goings-on abound when Stan ventures into the woods at Christmas time, where he finds creatures who implore him to help them decorate their festive tree. However, when they ask him to perform anti-Christian acts he refuses, so they prey on Kyle instead.
	03:50	Monty Python's Flying Circus	Classic comedy sketches, featuring aggressive animal behaviour with pantomime horses and an actor complaining about a lack of funny lines.
	04:30	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	04:35	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	04:40	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	04:45	Taxi	Latka's old-country cookies have a strange effect on the cabbies. Comedy, starring Judd Hirsch and Andy Kaufman.
	05:10	Taxi	The boss's disgruntled wife takes revenge on him by having an affair with Louie. Comedy, starring Judd Hirsch.
	05:35	Taxi	The cabbies don fancy dress and gatecrash a celebrity party. Comedy, starring Judd Hirsch.
Morning	06:00	QVC - Shopping Made Easy

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TV Listings for Bravo, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	I Sleep with Strangers	Light-hearted documentary about the increase in casual sex, featuring interviews with people who regularly enjoy anonymous encounters.
	01:00	Mercenaries (T)	Two teams race against the clock, using networked computers to complete war missions in a military bunker.
	01:30	Mercenaries (T)	Two teams race against the clock, using networked computers to complete war missions in a military bunker.
	02:00	World's Strongest Man 2009	Englishman Jimmy Marku enters the competition on the Mediterranean island of Malta, as he tries to make amends for a disappointing campaign in 2008.
	03:00	Star Trek: Voyager (T)	One of the Vulcan crew members enters Pon Farr, the race's ferocious mating phase. Sci-fi adventure, starring Kate Mulgrew.
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	05:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for E!, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	E! Entertainment Specials	Countdown of celebrity rehab experiences, from drink and drug-related battles to accusations of racism and homophobia.
	01:00	Wildest TV Show Moments	A selection of humorous clips from TV programmes.
	01:30	Teleshopping	A chance to buy bargains galore.
	02:30	Dr 90210	Dr Rey visits his parents in Brazil, and Dr Evans has to make a hasty exit from a baby shower.
	03:30	Sexiest Women of the World	A look at the hottest female stars.
	04:30	Girls of the Playboy Mansion	The girls consider their plans for the future, including their intended career goals.

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TV Listings for Living, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	CSI: Crime Scene Investigation	The team investigates the murder of a motorcycle gang member in a bar. The case grows complex when an undercover policeman is found to have infiltrated the group and been close to exposing a drugs operation, prompting the bikers to decide to kill one of their own.
	01:30	Nothing to Declare	Customs staff deal with a tour group leader suspected of smuggling drugs in shampoo bottles, and immigration officers question a group of people caught working without visas.
	02:00	Supernatural (T)	Dean makes a deal with a witch in a bid to save Bobby's life - and finds himself ageing rapidly afterwards. Starring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
	03:00	Pop Goes the Band	Former 911 members Lee Brennan, Jimmy Constable and Simon Dawbarn reunite in the hope of relaunching their careers.
	03:50	Will & Grace (T)	Karen takes Jack out to celebrate his success at nursing school, only to bump into her arch-enemy. Grace is reunited with an old flame, and Will is stood up on a dinner date. Candice Bergen guest stars.
	04:15	Will & Grace (T)	Will forgoes Grace's annual Christmas party to spend the night camping out for concert tickets - but his weak bladder forces him to ask his snubbed friend to hold his place. Festive episode of the comedy, guest starring Barry Manilow, with Eric McCormack.
	04:40	The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (T)	Geoffrey insults the Banks family and quits his job after Will and Carlton trick him into thinking he won the lottery. Comedy, starring Will Smith.
	05:05	The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (T)	Philip hires an ex-convict as the family's new handyman - on Will's recommendation. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Phil Lamarr.
	05:30	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for FX, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	The Wire	Marlo assumes control of the co-op, telling the members that Omar was responsible for Proposition Joe's death. Bunk revisits some old leads in the rowhouse cases but is frustrated in his attempts to get bloodwork from the crime lab. Freamon and Sydnor discover the Stanfield crew is communicating with picture messages, while McNulty takes his serial killer scheme a stage further with the help of a vagrant. Carcetti tries to establish a reputation for helping the homeless.
	01:20	Family Guy	The family sets out on a trip to New York in a bid to win back Chris's place in a Scout group, but Peter takes a wrong turn en route and ends up at a Native American casino - where Lois becomes obsessed with the slot machines. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane.
	01:50	Family Guy	A heatwave hits Quahog, and Peter enters Brian into a dog show in the hopes of winning enough money to buy a new air-conditioning unit. However, the erudite canine feels humiliated and runs away from home - only to find himself hauled off to the pound and sentenced to death.
	02:20	Dexter	Crime drama, starring Michael C Hall as a forensic expert who leads a double life as a serial killer, executing criminals who have escaped justice. In his first case, Dexter becomes intrigued by a murderer who has found a way of claiming victims without leaving any tell-tale bloodstains. With James Remar and Julie Benz.
	03:25	ReGenesis	Futuristic drama, starring Peter Outerbridge as the leader of a team of scientists investigating unusual advances in biotechnology. The experts attempt to contain an outbreak of a deadly virus by finding the first patient to have exhibited its symptoms - but a belligerent daughter and an errant virologist don't help matters.
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TV Listings for G.O.L.D, 21 March 2010

Night	00:40	Heroes of Comedy	Profile of crinkly faced funnyman Sid James, famed for his roles in the Carry On movies. After working as a boxer and a hairdresser, he began his showbiz career teaming up with fellow comedy legend Tony Hancock, taking lead roles in popular TV sitcoms before hitting the big time with the legendary British film series. With contributions by Bruce Forsyth, John Inman, Liz Fraser and Barry Norman.
	01:40	Absolutely Fabulous (T)	Edina decides to soak away her worries in a flotation tank and is amazed at its life-changing effects on both herself and those around her - so amazed that she agrees to adopt a Romanian orphan and even attends an open day at Saffron's school. Award-winning comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha.
	02:15	Butterflies	Ben becomes convinced the stresses of family life will bring on a heart attack, despite reassurances from his doctor.
	02:50	Close Up	A look at car designs.
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TV Listings for Dave, 21 March 2010

Night	00:20	Genius (T)	Dave Gorman and his guest, comedian Frank Skinner, discuss inventions, schemes and policies pitched by members of the public - creations ranging from the brilliant to the bizarre, which would change the world by making it a bit more fun.
	01:00	Genius (T)	Dave Gorman and actor Jonathan Pryce discuss inventions, schemes and policies thought up by members of the public. Ideas intended to make the world a bit more fun include shoes with built-in scales for weight-watchers, making the Isle of Wight symmetrical, and a separate emergency number for hoax calls.
	01:40	The Mighty Boosh	The duo recover from a disastrous gig by going for a fishing trip on Black Lake. But when Vince returns to the pub to boast of his spectacular angling prowess, Howard is kidnapped by a sinister merman who lives in the murky depths. Starring Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt.
	02:20	The Indestructibles (T)	Doc Damage tries to dodge a bullet, hoping his animal instincts will improve his reaction times, and Data Girl meets someone who can only read upside down. Meanwhile, the Petri Twins get electric shock therapy to break their addiction to their mobile phones.
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TV Listings for Five, 21 March 2010

Night	00:05	FlashForward: What Did You See? (R) (T)	Re-cap of events in the first half of the American drama series starring Joseph Fiennes, John Cho, Jack Davenport and Sonya Walger, which returns on Monday.
	01:05	SuperCasino	Live interactive gaming.
	04:05	HouseBusters (R) (T)	Janet Ellis and the team try to find out whether paranormal forces are to blame in a south London house that is making its inhabitants feel unhappy.
	04:30	HouseBusters (R) (T)	A couple become tired of their home's unsettling night-time atmosphere, and Janet Ellis examines whether the property's history might hold the key to their problem.
	05:00	Hana's Helpline (R) (T)	The agony aunt tries to help a busy hedgehog make friends.
	05:10	The Milkshake! Show (R) (T)	Beth shares her favourite photos with the team.
	05:35	Thomas & Friends (R) (T)	Spencer and Thomas race through Kellsthorpe station, helped by a strong gust of wind.
	05:45	Roary the Racing Car (R) (T)	Rusty the caravan needs his friends to cheer him up.

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TV Listings for Watch, 21 March 2010

Night	00:20	Sky Cops (T)	Officers work with sniffer dogs on the ground to track down criminals as the India 99 team uses a thermal imaging camera from above. Back at Lippitts Hill, the animals from a metropolitan police unit train with PC Pat Agnew to prepare for rides in helicopters - but a fear of flying proves too much for one dog.
	01:25	Any Dream Will Do: The Winner's Story	Lee Mead's story, from his victory in the BBC talent contest to his opening night as Joseph in Andrew Lloyd Webber's hit show of the Old Testament story a matter of weeks later. Includes contributions from Maria winner Connie Fisher and judges John Barrowman and Denise van Outen, two of the country's best-known stars of musical theatre, who share in the triumph amid exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of the production.
	02:15	Seaside Rescue (T)	The work of coastal rescue teams around the country as they endeavour to save people in trouble at sea. Last in the series.
	02:40	Close Up	Short film about existentialism, the school of philosophy that argues the suffering individual should try to create meaning in a godless world by acts of free will.
	02:50	Close Up	A short film focusing on carnival culture.
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TV Listings for Alibi, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking	Hollywood star Rupert Everett follows in the footsteps of such acting greats as Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Ian Richardson and Peter Cushing to take on the role of the world's most famous detective in a sequel to the BBC's 2002 adaptation of The Hound of the Baskervilles. Richard Roxburgh played Holmes in that film, and although he's been replaced by Everett, Ian Hart is back as the brilliant sleuth's trusty sidekick Dr Watson in an original story by screenwriter Allan Cubitt. When a girl's body is dragged from the Thames, the police assume she was a prostitute, but Holmes is quick to spot clues indicating she was a lady - and thus begins an investigation into a mystery that threatens to overwhelm Edwardian aristocratic society. Helen McCrory and Neil Dudgeon co-star.
	02:00	Murdoch Mysteries (T)	The detective is called to investigate when a man is found dead during his 60th birthday celebrations, and discovers the victim was despised by his family. Starring Yannick Bisson.
	02:50	Between the Lines (T)	Clark and the team investigate claims that a police officer may have supplied a gun to a crack dealer. Gritty drama, starring Neil Pearson.
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TV Listings for Virgin 1, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Roulette Nation	Televised version of the popular casino game.
	03:00	World's Most Amazing Videos	A knife-wielding bandit on a shoplifting spree is caught on tape, and a bulldozer crashes into a prison, allowing the inmates to escape.
	04:00	TV Scrabble	Toby Anstis presents the word game on a dynamic 3-D board.
	04:30	TV Scrabble	Word game on a dynamic 3-D board.

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TV Listings for Sci Fi, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	An American Werewolf in London	(1981, Comedy) A tourist is attacked while walking on the Yorkshire Moors and undergoes a terrifying metamorphosis, becoming a ravening werewolf whenever the moon is full. John Landis's horror comedy, starring David Naughton, Griffin Dunne and Jenny Agutter, with appearances by Brian Glover and Rik Mayall as unwelcoming locals in an isolated pub. Featuring special effects by Rick Baker.
	02:30	3rd Rock from the Sun	Nina has had enough of being Dick and Mary's secretary, and is replaced by Harry. Comedy starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart.
	03:00	Sea of Souls	Part two of two. The team continue investigating a secret society of ritual sacrifice and mysticism.
	04:00	Locusts: Day of Destruction	(2005, Detective/Thriller) Scientists create a super-strong, fast-breeding locust hybrid. However, when the creepy-crawlies break free and prove rather aggressive, rural America is faced with disaster - and only a hard-nosed agricultural investigator can save the day. Disaster thriller, starring Lucy Lawless, John Heard and Dylan Neal.

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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Bullseye	Jim Bowen fires the questions in another edition of the quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge.
	00:30	Bullseye	Jim Bowen fires the questions in another edition of the quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge.
	01:00	Takeshi's Castle	Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles.
	01:30	Takeshi's Castle	Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles.
	02:00	Family Fortunes (T)	Another two families compete for spot prizes and a cash jackpot of £3,000. Hosted by Les Dennis.
	02:30	Family Fortunes (T)	Another two families compete for spot prizes and a cash jackpot of £3,000. Hosted by Les Dennis.
	03:00	Fifteen to One	Fast-paced general knowledge quiz, hosted by William G Stewart.
	03:30	Fifteen to One (T)	Fast-paced general knowledge quiz, hosted by William G Stewart.
	04:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for Fashion TV, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Midnight Hot	Models display a selection of sexy and erotic outfits, that leave little to the imagination.
	01:00	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	01:30	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	01:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	02:00	F Floor	Highlights from the world's best fashion parties, mixed by a selection of leading DJs.
	02:25	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	02:30	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	02:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	03:00	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	03:30	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	03:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	04:00	Photographers Night
	04:25	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	04:30	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	04:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.

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TV Listings for Hallmark Channel, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Law & Order: Criminal Intent	Goren and Eames are called in to investigate the death of a billionaire radio mogul's eldest son, whose body has been found covered in latex paint. Evidence initially implicates the victim's much younger stepmother - but as the case unfolds, a complicated series of intertwined relationships is revealed. With guest star Malcolm McDowell.
	01:00	Law & Order: Criminal Intent	Goren and Eames investigate when a bridesmaid is found dead in a cheap motel room. Though they are convinced the killer had a personal connection to his victim, they also suspect a cab driver who is much more than he first appears, before her companion on the night of her death complicates matters still further. Starring Vincent D'Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe and Jamey Sheridan.
	02:00	Law & Order: Criminal Intent	Goren and Eames travel to Vietnam to pick up a man who has recently confessed to murdering a 10-year-old actor in 1992. However, it is not long before the detectives find holes in his story, and with just 24 hours to investigate the case, their attention is diverted much closer to home. Liza Minnelli guest stars.
	03:00	Law & Order: Criminal Intent	While Wheeler prepares to give birth, Eames helps Nichols investigate the death of a young drug addict who had been looking to get clean.
	04:00	Gracie's Choice (T)	(2004, General Movie/Drama) A caring teenager vows to wrestle custody of her brothers and sisters from their violent, alcoholic mother by legally adopting them, and concentrates on completing her education so she can obtain a well-paid job. Fact-based drama, starring Kristen Bell, Anne Heche, Diane Ladd and Shedrack Anderson.

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TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	FBI Files (T)	How two fugitives committed the biggest bank robbery in Wisconsin's history after escaping on their way to court.
	01:00	FBI Files (T)	The FBI manhunt launched in 1999 for Rafael Resendez-Ramirez, a Mexican migrant worker who killed his victims close to railway tracks.
	02:00	Forensic Detectives (T)	An insight into how photographic evidence can provide vital information when investigators have no witnesses to a murder.
	03:00	Forensic Detectives (T)	Investigators on the hunt for teenage murderers.
	03:50	Mythbusters (T)	Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate whether a prisoner could use antacid to escape from jail, before taking part in an experiment involving driving in the dark.
	04:40	Swords: Life on the Line	Rough seas and broken equipment continue to take their toll on the Eagle Eye II crew, and a 30ft wave hits the Frances Anne during the night.
	05:30	How Does That Work?	The technology used to manufacture snow blowers, nail guns, dye sublimation printers and dryers.

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TV Listings for National Geographic, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Border Wars	Following the agents that control the America/Mexico border as they fight terrorism, capture drug smugglers and stop child traffickers.
	01:00	The Nasca Lines Mystery	Experts travel to South America to examine the shapes carved into the coastline of Peru and discover how these complex drawings were created and why.
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TV Listings for Biography Channel, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Goldie Hawn	Portrait of the actress whose comic talent in 1969 film Cactus Flower won her an Oscar.
	01:00	Queen Latifah	Profile of the hip-hop star, who made a name for herself on the urban music scene before appearing in films including Barbershop 2: Back in Business, Chicago and Taxi.
	02:00	Ricki Lake	The TV presenter's road to stardom, and how she went from the overweight teen in the 1988 movie Hairspray to become America's youngest talk show host.
	03:00	Kirstie Alley	Profile of the actress who played manager Rebecca Howe in sitcom Cheers and also starred in Look Who's Talking, alongside John Travolta.
	04:00	Roseanne Barr	Profile of the actress, comedienne and TV presenter who coined the phrase `domestic goddess'.

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TV Listings for History Channel, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Mysteryquest	Using state-of-the-art technology to investigate whether governments around the world are engaged in a cover-up of UFO research.
	01:00	God v Satan: The Final Battle	Documentary investigating the alleged biblical prophecy that an apocalyptic war will take place between good and evil in Megiddo, Israel.
	03:00	Terry Jones' Great Map Mystery	The comedian and director tours Wales using the first atlas - John Ogilby's Britannia, published in 1675. He starts his journey by travelling from the English border to Aberystwyth, where he comes to suspect there may be more to the centuries-old document than meets the eye.
	03:30	Terry Jones' Great Map Mystery	The comedian and director tours Wales using the first atlas - John Ogilby's Britannia, published in 1675 - only to discover there was never a highway on the alleged route to St David's. He decides to learn more about the forces at work in the creation of the map.
	04:00	Terry Jones' Great Map Mystery	The former Monty Python star and director continues along the historic roads depicted in John Ogilby's 17th-century atlas. On his journey from St David's to Holywell, he discovers an ancient pilgrim route and an intriguing secret which leads all the way back to King Charles II of England.
	04:30	Terry Jones' Great Map Mystery	The former Monty Python actor and director takes the final step on his journey following the routes depicted in John Ogilby's Britannia. He travels from Chester to Holyhead, where he uncovers the true purpose of the map - a deadly political plot.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Lesbian Vampire Killers (T)	(2009, Comedy) Fletch and Jimmy head off on a weekend getaway and stumble across a town in which all of the women are cursed to become blood-thirsty vampires. It is not long before the men realise that in order to avoid becoming prey to the killers, they must become the hunters. Comedy horror, starring James Corden, Mathew Horne and Paul McGann.
	01:40	The Top 10 Show	Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America.
	02:00	35MM	This week's news from the world of film, including previews of upcoming movies and coverage of UK cinema releases.
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere +1, 21 March 2010

Night	01:00	Lesbian Vampire Killers (T)	(2009, Comedy) Fletch and Jimmy head off on a weekend getaway and stumble across a town in which all of the women are cursed to become blood-thirsty vampires. It is not long before the men realise that in order to avoid becoming prey to the killers, they must become the hunters. Comedy horror, starring James Corden, Mathew Horne and Paul McGann.
	02:40	The Top 10 Show	Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America.
	03:00	35MM	This week's news from the world of film, including previews of upcoming movies and coverage of UK cinema releases.
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Comedy, 21 March 2010

Night	00:05	Juno (T)	(2007, Comedy) A teenage girl finds herself unexpectedly pregnant after a one-night stand with her best friend. Deciding to give her baby up for adoption when it is born, she thinks she has found the perfect parents in a yuppie couple. However, over the next nine months, things prove less than simple. Comedy, starring Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman.
	01:45	High Fidelity (T)	(2000, Comedy) A second-hand record shop owner snaps out of his obsession with list-making and music when his latest girlfriend dumps him, and decides to track down some old flames to find out why his relationships have always failed to last. Romantic comedy based on the novel by Nick Hornby, starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle and Jack Black.
	03:45	Live! (T)	(2008, General Movie/Drama) A ruthless TV executive and an up-and-coming film-maker try to create the most daring reality programme ever seen - on-air Russian Roulette with a prize of $5million for the winner. However, they must first get the idea past reluctant lawyers and advertisers. Spoof documentary, starring Eva Mendes, David Krumholtz, Rob Brown and Katie Cassidy.
	05:25	McHale's Navy (T)	(1997, Comedy) A layabout Navy officer on a remote island engages in a crazy battle of wits with a new commander determined to seize control of the base's finances. Comedy, starring Tom Arnold, Tim Curry, Dean Stockwell and Ernest Borgnine.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Action/Thriller, 21 March 2010

Night	01:15	Sudden Death (T)	(1995, Detective/Thriller) Terrorists seize control of an ice-hockey stadium in the middle of a match attended by the US vice president. Taking the politician hostage, they threaten to blow up the building at the final whistle - but get more trouble than they bargained for in the shape of a resourceful former fireman, who takes it upon himself to thwart their dastardly plot. Action thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe, Raymond J Barry and Whittni Wright.
	03:10	Double Jeopardy (T)	(1999, Detective/Thriller) A man fakes his own death and frames his wife for murder, but after six years in prison she is released. Since she has already served her time, she has nothing to lose by really killing him - but her furious mission of vengeance is complicated by a zealous parole officer determined to stop her. Thriller, starring Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood and Annabeth Gish.
	05:00	National Treasure: Book of Secrets (T)	(2007, Adventure/War) Intrepid archaeologist Ben Gates is determined to clear the family name when evidence emerges that an ancestor was involved in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln - a mission that leads him on another globetrotting treasure hunt that uncovers a secret conspiracy. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Helen Mirren and Ed Harris.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Family, 21 March 2010

Night	01:15	The Flintstones (T)	(1994, Comedy) Barney gets more than he bargained for when he repays a favour by adjusting a set of test results in his best friend's favour. When a managerial position opens up, Fred is promoted and immediately becomes embroiled in an embezzlement scam, thanks in no small part to his seductive new assistant. Live-action version of the cartoon comedy, starring John Goodman and Rick Moranis, with Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor.
	03:00	Wild Child (T)	(2008, Comedy) Self-centred Malibu princess Poppy is used to living on easy street, with limitless credit cards and no discipline. However, when she pulls one prank too many, her father sends her to live in an English boarding school, in the hope it will mend her ways and transform her into a well-mannered lady. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts, Johnny Pacar, Aidan Quinn and Natasha Richardson.
	04:45	Crusade: A March Through Time (T)	(2006, Adventure/War) A teenager goes back in time and ends up in the Dark Ages, where he is rescued from bandits by a children's crusade on their way to Jerusalem. He helps them to make a difficult and dangerous journey through the wilderness, but begins to suspect the priest leading the crusade has sinister plans for his charges. Sci-fi adventure, starring Joe Flynn, Stephanie Leonidas and Emily Watson.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Drama, 21 March 2010

Night	02:00	Crash (T)	(1996, General Movie/Drama) A couple forge a bizarre link between eroticism and car wrecks following their individual involvement in serious road accidents. David Cronenberg's controversial drama, based on a novel by JG Ballard, starring James Spader, Holly Hunter, Rosanna Arquette and Elias Koteas.
	03:45	35MM	This week's news from the world of film, including previews of upcoming movies and coverage of UK cinema releases.
	04:15	The Astronaut Farmer (T)	(2006, General Movie/Drama) Former air force pilot Charles Farmer was forced to give up his chance of becoming an astronaut to save his family's farm. However, he still clings to his dream and sets out to build a rocket in his barn - to the outrage of the authorities, who are determined to sabotage his flight. Drama, starring Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 21 March 2010

Night	00:35	Outpost (T)	(2008, Horror) A team of mercenaries is hired by a mysterious businessman to help him explore an abandoned bunker in a war-torn Eastern European nation. However, what they do not realise is that during World War Two, this was the site of a fiendish Nazi experiment to create invincible zombie soldiers - and that the monsters that were created are still lurking within. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson and Julian Wadham.
	02:20	Darkman III: Die, Darkman, Die	(1996, Detective/Thriller) The disfigured, superhuman vigilante who feels no pain battles against a crime lord while performing experiments to perfect his synthetic skin. The gangster is determined to gain his enemy's powers, and sets a trap for him. Action thriller sequel, starring Arnold Vosloo, Jeff Fahey, Darlanne Fluegel and Roxann Dawson.
	03:55	Ice (T)	(1998, Detective/Thriller) As the world is plunged into anarchy during a new ice age, a Los Angeles detective leads a mismatched group of survivors to safety. Thriller, starring Grant Show, Eva LaRue Callahan, Audie England and Udo Kier.
	05:30	Preview	A sneak peek at what's coming up this week on all of Sky's movie channels.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Classics, 21 March 2010

Night	02:10	Kiss of Death (T)	(1947, Detective/Thriller) A psychopathic killer is sent to silence a small-time crook who has informed on the former accomplices threatening his children. Gangster thriller, starring Richard Widmark, Victor Mature, Brian Donlevy, Karl Malden and Coleen Gray.
	04:00	Rio Bravo	(1959, Western) A small-town sheriff and his drunken deputy make a courageous stand, battling against a gang of outlaws threatening to tear apart a peace-loving town. Howard Hawks' Western, with John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Angie Dickinson and Walter Brennan.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Modern Greats, 21 March 2010

Night	00:25	Batman Returns (T)	(1992, Adventure/War) The masked hero returns to face the Penguin, a grotesque crime boss dwelling in the sewers who conspires with a corrupt businessman to make himself mayor. When the tycoon tries to kill his secretary, she returns as vengeful vigilante Catwoman, who soon forms an intense relationship with the dark knight in both their costumed and real identities. Tim Burton's comic-book adventure sequel, starring Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer.
	02:40	Gone in 60 Seconds (T)	(2000, Detective/Thriller) A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brother's life. While his sibling is held hostage by a sadistic gangster, he assembles his former cronies to help - but with the clock ticking and just a few days to pull off the daunting task, there seems little chance of success. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi and Robert Duvall.
	04:40	Babe (T)	(1995, Comedy) A kindly farmer wins a cute, squeaky-voiced piglet which several greedy humans and jealous animals would like to see as the Christmas roast. However, the young pig is determined to prove himself useful on the farm, and enlists the aid of the resident dog in learning to herd sheep. Family comedy, starring James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski, with Christine Cavanaugh, Miriam Margolyes and Hugo Weaving providing the voices of the animal characters.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Indie, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	There Will Be Blood (T)	(2007, General Movie/Drama) Ruthless oil prospector Daniel Plainview presents the public image of a caring family man, while embarking on a ruthless campaign to seize and control land and wealth by any means necessary. But his unquenchable ambition leads him into conflict with a young priest who is intent on using the people and resources of an oil-rich town for his own gains. Historical drama, with an Oscar-winning Daniel Day-Lewis alongside Paul Dano and Dillon Freasier.
	02:50	Control (T)	(2007, General Movie/Drama) Biopic of Ian Curtis, the troubled lead singer of Joy Division, who took his own life at the age of 23. The band rise to success in the post-punk era of the late 1970s, but Curtis struggles with the pressures of fame, a failing marriage, uncontrollable epilepsy and an affair with a Belgian journalist. Based on the book by Curtis' wife Deborah, and starring Sam Riley and Samantha Morton.
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TV Listings for Sky Movies Screen 1 HD, 21 March 2010

Night	00:15	Pineapple Express (T)	(2008, Comedy) A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime. Realising this means they can be traced, he and his dealer go on the run, but their weed-induced paranoia proves a handicap when people really are out to get them. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.
	02:15	Road House (T)	(1989, Detective/Thriller) A philosophy-reading kung fu expert is hired to keep the peace in a small-town bar plagued by low-life characters. However, he soon incurs the wrath of the kingpin of the local underworld. Action thriller, starring Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott and blues singer Jeff Healey.
	04:15	King Ralph (T)	(1991, Comedy) A larger-than-life Las Vegas entertainer ascends to the throne of England thanks to a freak accident which wipes out the entire royal family. Cue all manner of shenanigans as the brash American accidentally gets on the wrong side of the stiff-upper-lipped Brits. Comedy, starring John Goodman, Peter O'Toole, John Hurt, Richard Griffiths and Joely Richardson.

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TV Listings for Sky Movies Screen 2 HD, 21 March 2010

Night	01:10	No Country for Old Men (T)	(2007, Detective/Thriller) A Texan hunter takes a stash of money from a botched drugs deal, only to end up pursued across the state by an implacable hitman with no qualms about killing anyone who gets in his way. Elsewhere, a world-weary sheriff struggles to make sense of the escalating chain of violence. The Coen Brothers' Oscar-winning crime thriller, starring Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones, Kelly Macdonald and Javier Bardem.
	03:15	Predator 2	(1990, Science Fiction) A tough Los Angeles cop investigates a series of gruesome murders - and soon finds himself locked in a life-or-death struggle with a ruthless alien that kills for sport. Sci-fi sequel, starring Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey and Maria Conchita Alonso.
	05:15	The Paper Chase	(1973, General Movie/Drama) A talented law student with a bright future ahead of him finds his academic career in peril when he discovers his girlfriend is the daughter of his domineering professor. Drama, starring Timothy Bottoms, Lindsay Wagner and John Houseman.

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TV Listings for FilmFour, 21 March 2010

Night	01:20	Yes	(2004, General Movie/Drama) A couple struggle to stop their marriage from falling apart, and an encounter with a Lebanese cook with a colourful past hardly helps matters. Sally Potter's drama, which sees the cast speaking in rhyming couplets reminiscent of Shakespeare, starring Joan Allen, Sam Neill, Simon Abkarian, Shirley Henderson and Sheila Hancock.
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TV Listings for Turner Classic Movies, 21 March 2010

Night	01:15	Mystic Pizza	(1988, Comedy) Three pizza parlour waitresses reach turning points in their lives. Kat falls for a man whose kids she babysits while about to head off to university, her sister Daisy starts dating a man from a richer background, and their friend Jojo has cold feet about her wedding. Comedy, starring Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish and Lili Taylor.
	03:00	Teleshopping	Buying goods from the comfort of home.
	05:00	September	(1987, General Movie/Drama) A woman recovering from a failed suicide attempt spends the summer recuperating at a country house. She is visited by a number of friends and relatives with their own emotional problems, including a teacher who is in love with her and her washed-up actress mother. Woody Allen's drama, starring Mia Farrow, Dianne Wiest and Denholm Elliott.

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TV Listings for Cartoon Network, 21 March 2010

Night	01:00	Robotboy	Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy.
	01:20	Robotboy	Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy.
	01:40	Robotboy	Exciting adventures with Robotboy, a battle machine with dreams of becoming a real boy.
	02:00	Skatoony	Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl.
	02:20	Skatoony	Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl.
	02:40	Skatoony	Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl.
	03:00	The Cramp Twins	Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien.
	03:20	The Cramp Twins	Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien.
	03:40	The Cramp Twins	Animated adventures with chalk-and-cheese brothers Wayne and Lucien.
	04:00	Chop Socky Chooks	Animated adventures with the gang of kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi.
	04:20	Chop Socky Chooks	Animated adventures with the gang of kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi.
	04:40	Chop Socky Chooks	Animated adventures with the gang of kung fu-fighting chickens as they defend the citizens of Wasabi World from Dr Wasabi.
	05:00	Fantastic Four	Cartoon adventures with Mr Fantastic, the Thing, Invisible Woman and the Human Torch.
	05:30	Fantastic Four	Cartoon adventures with Mr Fantastic, the Thing, Invisible Woman and the Human Torch.

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TV Listings for Boomerang, 21 March 2010

Night	00:10	Gadget Boy's Adventures in History	Cartoon adventures with Gadget Boy.
	00:36	My Spy Family	Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people.
	00:58	My Spy Family	Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people.
	01:20	The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers	Death-defying adventures as Xan, Adi and Enk perform mind-blowing animated feats.
	02:10	Staraoke
	02:34	Gadget Boy's Adventures in History	Cartoon adventures with Gadget Boy.
	02:56	Gadget Boy's Adventures in History	Cartoon adventures with Gadget Boy.
	03:20	My Spy Family	Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people.
	03:43	My Spy Family	Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people.
	04:05	The Scooby-Doo Show	Spooky comedy antics with the hapless hound and his human companions.
	04:30	Tom and Jerry	Cat-and-mouse cartoon capers.
	05:08	Dastardly and Muttley	Animated fun.
	05:40	Top Cat	Animated antics with the popular alley cat.

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TV Listings for MTV, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Jersey Shore	Reality series following eight housemates as they spend a summer on the New Jersey Shore.
	01:00	20 Greatest Celeb Reality Fights	Arguments from reality TV shows.
	02:00	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	02:30	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	03:00	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	03:30	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	04:00	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	04:30	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	05:00	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.
	05:30	Teen Cribs (T)	Rich and famous teenagers present a guided tour of their glamorous homes.

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TV Listings for MTV Rocks, 21 March 2010

Night	01:00	Top 5	Great tracks from Linkin Park.
	01:30	Green Day Rock!
	02:00	All Night Session

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TV Listings for VH1, 21 March 2010

Night

01:00

Non-Stop Shuffle!

A compilation of music videos.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 1, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Spanish Football	Valencia v Almeria and Real Zaragoza v Barcelona. The La Liga matches from the Mestella and the Estadio de La Romareda.
	02:00	Football Special	Manchester United v Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea and Fulham v Manchester City. Action from the crucial Premier League encounters at Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge and Craven Cottage respectively.
	03:25	Live Test Cricket	Bangladesh v England. The Second Test continues with day three at the Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur. The visitors were 2-0 victors in their only previous series in Bangladesh, winning comprehensively in Dhaka and Chittagong seven years ago. England's current side has changed completely since then, but they will still be expecting to prevail in this Test.

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TV Listings for Sky Sports 2, 21 March 2010

Night	00:00	Wild Spirits (T)	Fast and furious extreme sports action from all four corners of the world, including whitewater rafting, BMX biking and snowboarding, offering the chance to assess the latest talking-points and developments.
	00:30	PGA Tour Golf	The Transitions Championship. Action from the final day at the Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbour, Florida, where Retief Goosen was crowned champion last year. The South African completed his victory with a score of 70, which proved just enough to fend off the advances of American duo Brett Quigley and Charles Howell III.
	03:30	European Tour Golf	The Hassan II Golf Trophy. Action from the final day's play at the Royal Golf Dar Es Salam in Rabat, Morocco. Ernie Els finished two shots clear of Simon Dyson and John Edfors to win this competition when it was last held in November 2008.
	05:00	Sailing	Highlights from the second event of the Louis Vuitton Trophy series, held in Auckland, New Zealand.
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 3, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	Rugby Union	A look at the School of Hard Knocks, a rugby union training initiative, in which former internationals Will Greenwood and Scott Quinnell help a group of disadvantaged young men gain the necessary skills to find work.
	01:00	Test Cricket	Bangladesh v England. Action from day two of the Second Test at the Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur.
	03:00	Anglo-Welsh Cup Final	Northampton Saints v Gloucester. Action from the showpiece rugby union match at Sixways in Worcester.
	04:00	Rugby Union	A look at the School of Hard Knocks, a rugby union training initiative, in which former internationals Will Greenwood and Scott Quinnell help a group of disadvantaged young men gain the necessary skills to find work.
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TV Listings for Sky Sports 4, 21 March 2010

Night	00:30	Seamaster Sailing (T)	A round-up of the latest news from the Grand Prix season, featuring highlights of recent events and interviews with the leading contenders.
	01:00	Watersports World (T)	Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet, featuring sports such as water skiing, sailing and windsurfing.
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TV Listings for Setanta Ireland, 21 March 2010

Night	01:30	Horse Racing	A chance to see the best moments from recent race meetings.
	02:00	Gaelic Football	Cork v Dublin. A chance to see the National Football League encounter at Pairc Ui Rinn.
	03:30	Scottish League Cup Final	St Mirren v Rangers. Another chance to see the showpiece match in Scottish football's second club competition, held at Hampden Park.

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TV Listings for Eurosport, 21 March 2010

Night	00:25	Wintersports Weekend	A round-up of the latest news and developments from the weekend's winter sport action.
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TV Listings for ESPN, 21 March 2010

Night	00:15	MMA Live	Mixed martial arts magazine.
	01:00	Live Ultimate Fighting Championship	Brandon Vera v Jon Jones.
	03:00	ESPN Boxing: Short Stories	Tales of glory and despair from the ring.
	03:15	ICC Cricket World	Magazine show focusing on developments worldwide, featuring highlights, news and profiles of the stars, plus the latest world rankings and how developments at grass-roots level are progressing.
	03:45	Talk of the Terrace	Kelly Cates and Mark Chapman introduce the football debate show.

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