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RTE One

UPC Channel: 101Sky Channel: 101
TV Listings for RTE One, 11 February 2012
Night 02:00 Silent Witness (R) (T) Part one of two. A university student who has committed suicide is revealed to be the victim of bullying, and concern grows when a gun is discovered in his locker and a memory card in his stomach is found to contain photographs of his tormentors. The team's fears become a reality when a building comes under attack by a rampaging shooter, leaving Harry and Nikki trapped inside while a helpless Leo is forced to watch on CCTV as the dramatic events unfold. Guest starring Phyllis Logan. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Silent Witness (R) Part two of two. Harry stays to help the paramedics tend Weston, while Leo begins the preliminary post-mortem reports on the victims, discovering there could have been a second shooter involved in the incident. Elsewhere, Nikki is held at gunpoint by a student when she arrives back at the office - leaving Commander Somerville with the task of getting her out safely. Crime drama, starring Tom Ward, Elliott Tittensor and William Gaminara. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:50 Carmen Meets Borat (R) A gypsy community must confront a series of dilemmas after they are portrayed as backward people from Kazakhstan in the motion picture Borat. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:50 Murder Call (R) Steve and Tessa investigate when a woman is found to have sustained a blow to the head before being set on fire. Drama, starring Lucy Bell and Peter Mochrie. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:35 EuroNews European and international headlines live via satellite. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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RTE Two

UPC Channel: 102Sky Channel: 102
TV Listings for RTE Two, 11 February 2012
Night 00:50 Desperate Housewives (R) (T) Gaby, Lynette and Bree head into the woods to dig up and relocate Alejandro's corpse, and Susan is delighted when Andre appoints her as his intern - until she discovers what the job entails. Elsewhere, Renee prepares for her first big date with Ben, Carlos attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, and Lynette fumes when she learns Tom's girlfriend Jane wants to make a Halloween costume for Penny. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:45 Dragnet (1987, Comedy) Chalk-and-cheese Los Angeles cops investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer, Harry Morgan and Dabney Coleman. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:35 Camelot (R) Morgan uses her powers to infiltrate Camelot disguised as Igraine, whom she is keeping captive at Castle Pendragon, and visits Merlin in his chambers, where she is moved by his tenderness. However, she leaves Leontes distraught after revealing that Guinevere had an affair with Arthur. Adventure, starring Eva Green. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:25 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R) (T) The detectives question a collector of rare books, and a link is made to a blackmailer who set his sights on the bibliophile's daughter. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 EuroNews European and international headlines live via satellite. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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TV3

UPC Channel: 103Sky Channel: 103
TV Listings for TV3, 11 February 2012
Night 00:10 The Way of the Gun (2000, Detective/Thriller) A woman is paid $1million to carry the child of a ruthless gangster, only to be abducted by two inexperienced kidnappers who haul her off to Mexico, little realising to what lengths the crook will go to ensure her safe return. Thriller, starring Benicio Del Toro, James Caan, Ryan Phillippe and Juliette Lewis. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:20 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (R) Batiatus seeks revenge for his father's death, and orders his gladiators to help spring an attack on Tullius. Meanwhile, the opening of the new arena arrives, promising a spectacle of combat and blood. Last in the series. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:35 Teleshopping A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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TG4

UPC Channel: 104Sky Channel: 104
TV Listings for TG4, 11 February 2012
Night 00:20 An Domhan dar le Neelo (R) Niall McDonagh explores transport's impact on climate change, and reveals why Ireland emits more greenhouse gas than any other European country. He discovers how the public transport system can be used to reduce the scale of the problem, and examines the availability of eco-friendly cars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:50 An Aimsir Laithreach National and international weather. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:55 The Vampire Diaries (R) Caroline is determined to have a normal start to the school year and enlists Elena, Bonnie, Matt and Tyler to help with Senior Prank Night, but uninvited guests arrive and the evening takes a shocking turn. Damon persuades Jeremy to use his connection to the other side to find a way to defeat Klaus, who strengthens his hold on Stefan and uses him for increasingly violent and dangerous purposes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:45 France 24 International news channel, presented live from Paris. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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3e

UPC Channel: 106Sky Channel: 105
TV Listings for 3e, 11 February 2012
Night 00:20 Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the magazine show presented by Antoine de Caunes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:50 Ran (1985, General Movie/Drama) A feudal warlord abdicates, planning to divide his territory between his three sons - despite the youngest warning him of the danger he faces. Undaunted, he drives his loyal child away, leaving the two older brothers to plunge the realm into a devastating civil war. Akira Kurosawa's historical epic, based on Shakespeare's King Lear, starring Tatsuya Nakadai and Akira Terao. In Japanese. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:50 Teleshopping A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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BBC One

UPC Channel: 108Sky Channel: 141
TV Listings for BBC One, 11 February 2012
Night 01:10 Weatherview (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:15 BBC News (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:30 The Bottom Line (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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  02:30 Dateline London (T) Foreign correspondents in London share their views on the week's issues. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 BBC News (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Our World (T) Current affairs. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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  04:30 Click (T) A guide to the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 BBC News (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 The Record Europe (T) Political issues across the continent. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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BBC Two

UPC Channel: 109Sky Channel: 142
TV Listings for BBC Two, 11 February 2012
Night 00:40 The Delta Factor (T) (1970, Detective/Thriller) A mercenary is framed for a multi-million dollar robbery and sent to prison. The CIA offers to arrange his freedom if he will take on a mission to rescue a scientist being held hostage in a fortress on a Caribbean island. Spy thriller based on the novel by Mickey Spillane, starring Christopher George, Yvette Mimieux, Diane McBain and Yvonne De Carlo. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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UTV

UPC Channel: 110
TV Listings for UTV, 11 February 2012
Night 00:30 Teleshopping A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Countrywise (R) (T) Paul Heiney and the team explore the dams and reservoirs of the Elan Valley in Powys, the test site for Barnes Wallis's bouncing bomb ahead of the Dambuster raids in the Second World War. Kate McIntyre meets a sheep farmer who helped rescue Britain's red kite population and there is a visit to a model village created to replace homes in the flooded valley. (Followed by ITV News Headlines) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 In Plain Sight (T) A family is brought into the Witness Protection Programme after the teenage daughter witnesses the shooting of her boyfriend by a gang member. Meanwhile, Mary's younger sister poses a threat to her relationship with on-off boyfriend Raphael. Mary McCormack stars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Channel 4

UPC Channel: 111Sky Channel: 135
TV Listings for Channel 4, 11 February 2012
Night 00:40 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (T) (2005, General Movie/Drama) An inner-city drug dealer puts his life of crime behind him after a near-fatal shooting to pursue a new career as a rap artist. Unfortunately, when he performs songs inspired by his shady past, his former criminal associates do not take kindly to having their misdeeds immortalised in music. Drama, starring Curtis `50 Cent' Jackson, Terrence Howard and Ashley Walters. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:40 Atlantic (R) (T) Drama, starring Liam Cunningham as a lonely farmer whose life is turned upside down by a letter from a woman who loved and left him many years ago. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 Stagnate (R) (T) A receptionist's life takes an unusual turn when she finds a flower growing on her tongue. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 Shapes (R) (T) Drama about a woman whose night terrors are causing relationship problems. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 90210 (R) (T) Liam goes on a hike with Naomi and Ivy, but the two girls end up arguing. Elsewhere, Jasper tries to blackmail Annie over the hit-and-run incident, while Adrianna and Gia continue to bond. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:40 Brothers & Sisters (R) (T) Nora tries to gain the upper hand over Holly by learning more about Ryan, while Kitty and Robert anxiously wait to find out if someone is willing to become a surrogate mother for them. Drama, starring Sally Field. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:25 Time Team (R) (T) Tony Robinson and the team investigate a back garden in Blythburgh, Suffolk, where a cupboard full of human skulls was discovered in the potting shed. The archaeologists believe the site could yield the remains of a medieval priory and the body of a Saxon warrior king killed on the nearby marshes. However, the buildings fail to materialise and burials are uncovered in strange locations. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:15 Countdown (R) (T) Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with TV presenter Kate Humble in Dictionary Corner. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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E4

UPC Channel: 112Sky Channel: 137
TV Listings for E4, 11 February 2012
Night 00:10 The Cleveland Show (R) (T) Junior gets a new girlfriend, but Cleveland becomes jealous of their relationship - and suspects the young woman is only trying to seduce his son so she can get permission to stay in the USA. Animated comedy, with the guest voice of Rosie Perez (White Men Can't Jump). Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:40 Allen Gregory (T) The youngster discovers the story about his conception and birth is not true, and decides to find his biological mother and reunite her with his father. However, he soon realises his new family may not live up to his expectations. Animated comedy, with the voice of Jonah Hill. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:10 Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy (R) (T) Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he came to terms with the death of his wife, and Noel uses a magic typewriter to obtain a frying pan. Surreal comedy, featuring music by Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:40 Bob's Burgers (R) (T) Jimmy Pesto threatens to take over Bob's lease so he can expand his gift shop - prompting the beleaguered burger bar owner to come up with a new recipe to attract more customers. However, when his arch-rival decides to start selling his own burgers at the pizzeria, the two restaurateurs are drawn into an increasingly bitter battle for business. Featuring the guest voices of Kevin Kline and sisters Laura and Sarah Silverman. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 The Cleveland Show (R) (T) Cleveland's parents, Cookie and LeVar `Freight Train' Brown, announce they plan to remarry and ask him to be best man, but he is hurt when his father decides that he wants Donna's ex-husband to perform the duties instead, before discovering interesting news about his former wife. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R) (T) Animated humour from the creators of The Office and Extras, using the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts. Featuring banter with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington discussing topics including the merits of 20th-century inventions, methods of population control and the evolution of philosophy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 David Blaine: Drowned Alive (R) (T) The showman's 2006 stunt, which saw him spend a week inside a water-filled plastic sphere outside New York's Lincoln Centre - where onlookers could offer messages of support before he removed his breathing apparatus and tried to free himself from shackles before he drowned. Blaine was hoping to break the world breath-holding record, and needed to last for more than eight minutes and 58 seconds to succeed in the challenge. Cameras follow his training - which he described as the most gruelling time of his life - with the US Navy Seals and free divers, as well as his seven-day incarceration. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Hollyoaks (R) (T) Omnibus. Nancy's mother Margaret pays an unexpected visit to the village, and her arrival throws Darren's wedding plans into disarray. Neil secretly worries about hiding his driving test failure from his friends, and Jono's persistence pays off when Ruby gives him another chance. Meanwhile, Maddie is annoyed by Callum's indifferent behaviour. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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More4

UPC Channel: 118Sky Channel: 139
TV Listings for More4, 11 February 2012
Night 01:05 Heroes of Comedy (R) (T) Profile of comedy actor Leonard Rossiter, who is probably best remembered as tight-fisted, mean-spirited landlord Rigsby, in Eric Chappell's sitcom Rising Damp and the title character in David Nobbs's comedy The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 Kirstie's Handmade Britain (R) (T) Kirstie Allsopp enters the needlework competition at the Great Yorkshire Show, giving her an opportunity to engage in her favourite craft - freestyle machine embroidery. After designing her cushion she requests the help of quilter Jo Colwill to perfect her hand embroidering, applique and bordering in a bid to be crowned Best in Show. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky1

UPC Channel: 114Sky Channel: 106
TV Listings for Sky1, 11 February 2012
Night 00:35 1,000 Ways to Die (R) Series using reconstructions and animation to illustrate the strange ways in which some people meet their deaths. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:05 1,000 Ways to Die (R) Series using reconstructions and animation to illustrate the strange ways in which some people meet their deaths. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:35 Caprica (R) (T) Daniel and Amanda head into V-World to lure out Zoe, while avoiding the traps their estranged daughter has laid. Elsewhere, Lacy's ability to command the Cylons on Gemenon causes concern. Sci-fi drama, starring Eric Stoltz and Paula Malcomson. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Dom Joly's Happy Hour (R) (T) Dom Joly and Pete Wilkins embark on an adventure to discover the habits, rituals and attitudes to alcohol across different cultures. The pair start their travels in America, where the legal drinking age of 21 is the highest in the world, and Dom has a hallucinatory experience after tasting the Deep South's finest moonshine. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:20 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men (R) (T) Danny Dyer meets former football hooligan Bradley Welsh - who ran his own gang of Hibernian fans at the age of 14. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:15 Football Behind Bars (R) (T) Ian Wright's experiment at Portland Young Offenders Institute in Dorset comes to an end as the trainees face a team of football legends, watched by Jack Straw, who was Justice Secretary at the time. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Sell Me the Answer (R) (T) Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether the sellers can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky2

UPC Channel: 115Sky Channel: 121
TV Listings for Sky2, 11 February 2012
Night 00:30 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) (T) Hetty enlists the help of a former colleague when an ex-Navy intelligence officer is murdered, but things go awry when her old friend threatens to kill her. The team races to save Hetty and expose her one-time workmate as having lied to the victim in order to make money from a seemingly charitable venture. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:30 Modern Family: Sofia Vergara Interview (R) The actress speaks about her role as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in the hit US comedy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:40 Crash and Burn (2007, Detective/Thriller) Reformed thief and undercover police officer Kevin Hawkins teams up with his old criminal partners to infiltrate a street gang involved in a war over territory. However, a brutal murder causes Kevin to suspect the investigation may be heading for a bloody climax. Action thriller, starring Erik Palladino, Michael Madsen and David Moscow. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:20 Dom Joly's Happy Hour (T) The worldwide booze cruise comes to an end in India, where Dom Joly and Pete Wilkins learn that social drinking is a growing trend, and meet a figure known as the Champagne King in his chateau in the Maharashtran hills. In Goa, the pair don hippie disguises to investigate the hedonistic lifestyle of the locals and learn that alcohol has a religious importance. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:15 99 Most Bizarre (R) (T) Countdown show highlighting spectacular errors and mishaps from across the globe. Featuring self-inflicted injuries including a man's disastrous fall during a cheese-racing contest in Gloucestershire, an angry woman who accidentally chopped off two of her toes after slamming a door, and a policeman who literally shot himself in the foot. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Safebreakers (R) (T) F6 and Northern Steel compete to build tanks on a tight budget and from a limited selection of materials that can reach the safe containing £5,000. Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Pick TV

UPC Channel: 133Sky Channel: 152
TV Listings for Pick TV, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad (R) A groom-to-be flies to Krakow with his mates who dress him in a secondhand, unwashed gimp suit. Plus, a stripper in Warsaw reveals the highs and lows of the job. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:30 Boozed Up Brits Abroad (R) Friends from Peterborough travel to Tallinn in Estonia, where they wreck a hotel and jump in the harbour before a raucous night of drinking and singing. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Club Reps (R) (T) Insight into the work of package holiday company Club 18-30, following the exploits of the reps who strive to provide anxious punters with sun, sea, sand and sex. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:30 Club Reps (R) (T) Insight into the work of package holiday company Club 18-30, following the exploits of the reps who strive to provide anxious punters with sun, sea, sand and sex. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Football Behind Bars (R) (T) Former Arsenal and England striker Ian Wright works with youngsters at Portland Young Offenders Institute in Dorset, hoping to use football to deter them from a life of crime. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Guilty! (T) Miss Great Britain is accused of giving up her brains for beauty, and a man is put on trial for being obsessed with cars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 X-Weighted: Families (R) A self-conscious teenage dancer tries to lose weight, but needs her mother's support to succeed. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Crash Test Dummies (T) Comedians Steve Marsh and Dan Wright present another round of mayhem as they visit a scrapyard, and have a game of car conkers. Plus, a race to see who is the quickest at destroying a vehicle. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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BBC Three

UPC Channel: 116Sky Channel: 229
TV Listings for BBC Three, 11 February 2012
Night 00:15 Family Guy (R) (T) Peter discovers his mother had an affair while on holiday in Ireland 40 years previously, and crosses the Atlantic to search for his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie develops a love of punishment. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:35 American Dad! (R) (T) Stan prays for a friend and is delighted to have his request fulfilled - until he learns his new pal is an atheist, so he sets out to prove that God exists. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted into Hogwarts. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 American Dad! (R) (T) Francine's adoptive parents visit for an unannounced holiday with the family, and Stan becomes angry when they refuse to fall in with his `man of the house' attitude. Steve tries to increase his social standing at school by living to the extreme. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:20 Russell Howard's Good News (R) (T) The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile in an edition from 2009. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 Little Britain (R) (T) Emily Howard has an X-ray that uncovers her secret and Peter Andre reveals the subject of his unusual obsession. Daffyd gets a haircut, Vicky Pollard ends up in court and Dennis Waterman delivers a special birthday message. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:20 Being Human (R) (T) The supernatural drama returns. Annie, George and Tom go back to their B&B home in Barry Island, but all is not well. Mitchell is gone, having willingly fallen victim to the wolf-shaped bullet, and the gang now has to take care of a baby, one whose werewolf heritage appears to have attracted the attention of vampire overlords known as the Old Ones. Starring Lenora Crichlow, Russell Tovey and Michael Socha, and introducing Damien Molony as Hal. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:20 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R) (T) Two teenagers travel to Kavos, Corfu, on their first independent holiday, unaware their parents are observing their every move. Asher from south-west Wales hopes to enjoy a week away with his rugby mates before going to university, but is determined to remain faithful to his girlfriend during the vacation, while hairdresser Charlie from Cambridge has romance on his mind. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:20 Russell Howard's Good News (R) (T) The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile in an edition from 2009. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:50 Little Britain (R) (T) Emily Howard has an X-ray that uncovers her secret and Peter Andre reveals the subject of his unusual obsession. Daffyd gets a haircut, Vicky Pollard ends up in court and Dennis Waterman delivers a special birthday message. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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BBC Four

UPC Channel: 117Sky Channel: 230
TV Listings for BBC Four, 11 February 2012
Night 00:55 Horizon: Are You Good or Evil? (R) (T) The work and theories of researchers who have studied psychopathic killers. Professor Jim Fallon talks about how he discovered he had the profile of a psychopath, but explains how the fact he did not become a murderer holds important lessons. Another scientist discusses his belief he has found a molecule related to morality, which is being used by a man to rewrite ideas of crime and punishment. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:55 The Himalayas (R) (T) Examining how wild animals, including monkeys, wolves, bears, foxes and pheasants, cope with mountain life in the Himalayas. The programme discovers that the region's difficulties have given many creatures remarkable strength. Narrated by David Attenborough. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Survivors: Nature's Indestructible Creatures (R) (T) Richard Fortey discusses Earth's last Ice Age, which began 2.8 million years ago when slight changes in ocean currents and the planet's orbit around the sun caused the world to cool. As a blanket of ice covered much of Earth's surface, many species died out - but the presenter explains how some managed to survive by adapting to life in extremely cold conditions. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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ITV2

UPC Channel: 119Sky Channel: 118
TV Listings for ITV2, 11 February 2012
Night 02:20 Harry Hill's TV Burp (R) (T) The comedian looks back at the week's small-screen highlights, promising the usual soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two as he casts his TV net wide for more unmissable Burp moments. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T) More gossip and drama from the cast as the reality programme following a group of people in Essex continues. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:25 The Only Way Is Essex (R) (T) Joey and Diags persuade Lauren Pope and Georgina to go on a night out, and Diags receives a crash course in personal grooming from Chloe Sims, who reveals her secret weapon for battling acne. Lauren Pope visits her cosmetic surgeon to discuss the removal of her breast implants. Lauren Goodger hosts a clairvoyant night with a twist, and she and Lucy also attempt to bury the hatchet. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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ITV3

UPC Channel: 131Sky Channel: 119
TV Listings for ITV3, 11 February 2012
Night 01:05 Flashpoint (R) (T) A former head of security at a bank takes revenge on the woman who fired him by staging a raid in which he takes the woman hostage. Negotiations with Parker reveal the robber is so desperate to raise the money to pay for his sick wife's care that he is hoping to be shot so she can claim the insurance on his life. Drama, starring Enrico Colantoni. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 Drama Trails (R) Connections between the saucy shenanigans of ITV's Secret Diary of a Call Girl, starring Billie Piper, and monastic murder mystery series Cadfael, based on the books by Ellis Peters and starring Derek Jacobi as the sleuthing monk. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 ITV3 Nightscreen Text-based information service. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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ITV4

UPC Channel: 132Sky Channel: 120
TV Listings for ITV4, 11 February 2012
Night 00:50 Stand Up Hero (R) (T) Mike Wilmot casts a critical eye over the week's budding comics as Brendon Burns follows the competition that offers entrants the chance to break into the world of stand-up comedy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 World's Wildest Police Videos (R) (T) Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:40 Film File News and reviews, featuring a guide to the latest releases and interviews with the stars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Comedy Central

UPC Channel: 127Sky Channel: 112
TV Listings for Comedy Central, 11 February 2012
Night 00:10 South Park (T) Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone begins to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:40 South Park (T) Part one of two. Cartman and Kyle suffer a difference of opinion over the merits of popular adult animation Family Guy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:10 South Park (T) Part two of two. Cartman and Kyle continue to wage war against each other, since neither can come to an agreement over Family Guy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:40 South Park (T) Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:05 Threesome Alice struggles to come to terms with the unusual relationship she shares with Mitch and Ritchie, but is preoccupied by an impending visit from her mother. Meanwhile, the boys set to work building a flat pack nursery. Comedy, starring Amy Huberman, Stephen Wight and Emun Elliott. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Friends Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Friends Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy). Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:20 Friends Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:45 Friends Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:10 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) Debra and Marie shame Ray into giving Robert a second bachelor party to make up for his disappointing first attempt. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:35 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) Robert and Amy decide to tie the knot in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Comedy Central Extra

UPC Channel: 134Sky Channel: 128
TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 11 February 2012
Night 00:15 Sex and the City Charlotte's perfect wedding does not go according to plan, Carrie has trouble plucking up enough courage during an assignment to test a trapeze and Miranda hides under her bed when Steve calls round with his girlfriend. American comedy, starring Kristin Davis, Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:55 Sex and the City Carrie's designer shoes go missing at a party, and Brady's chickenpox provides the perfect ice-breaker for Miranda after a dashing doctor moves into her building. Samantha is upset by the service in a restaurant, while Harry's constant post-wedding nudity troubles Charlotte. American comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:35 Phill Jupitus - Quadrophobia The funnyman delivers a stand-up act at the Apollo Theatre in London, with topics ranging from London Zoo and electrical superstores, to arachnophobia. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee Hidden camera show that follows comedy actress Olivia Lee as she unleashes characters Miss Single, Lady Gatecrasher and Bad Date on unsuspecting members of the public. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:25 Grouchy Young Men Celebrities in their twenties including Jim Jefferies and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:50 Grouchy Young Men Celebrities in their twenties, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film Comedy short featuring spoof British film-maker Sir Leslie Quint, who talks candidly about his films, including Crime and Punishment. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:20 Frasier (T) Diane comes to Seattle for the opening night of her new play, which turns out to be a mixed blessing for Frasier. Although hurt over being jilted, he still harbours feelings for her - but they disappear once he attends the dress rehearsal. Shelley Long guest stars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:45 Frasier (T) Joe spends the night in Daphne's room, causing a shocked Frasier's mind to work overtime and Niles to become consumed with jealousy. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Frasier (T) Niles takes dancing lessons in preparation for a posh society ball, but his date falls ill at the last minute, so he asks Daphne to go with him instead. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:35 Frasier (T) A shady character helps the Crane brothers get Maris out of a spot of legal trouble - then demands they return the favour by persuading his girlfriend to marry him. Comedy, guest starring Harris Yulin, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
Morning 06:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Atlantic

Sky Channel: 108
TV Listings for Sky Atlantic, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Game of Thrones (R) (T) Ned finally takes up his role at the side of the King, but struggles to deal with the political power games of the monarch's cunning advisers. The weary Lord is asked to organise a tournament, but finds the royal finances in a dire state - and his job is made even harder by troubling news from home. Meanwhile, Tyrion discovers the guards at the ice wall are in desperate need of reinforcement, and relations between Daenerys and Viserys become increasingly strained. Fantasy drama, starring Sean Bean and Mark Addy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:15 Weeds (R) Nancy sets out to rescue Shane, but must endure a tense showdown with Esteban's henchman Cesar. Silas is infuriated at the prospect of leaving college - and his new girlfriend - behind, while Andy makes a half-hearted attempt to be a hero. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 Dinner with Friends (2001, General Movie/Drama) A couple are devastated to learn their friends' marriage has collapsed after 12 years. They end up scrutinising their own relationship for weaknesses, and question their long-standing dedication to a way of life their friends seem to have so easily rejected. Norman Jewison's drama based on the award-winning play, starring Dennis Quaid, Toni Collette, Greg Kinnear and Andie MacDowell. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:40 Funny or Die Presents (R) A female football referee causes a stir, Rob Huebel runs into an ex-girlfriend while out hiking, three women track down an unfaithful husband and Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig appears in the story of a sought-after waitress. Sketch show, with Bill Hader, Chris Parnell and Rachel Dratch. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:15 Inside the Actors Studio (R) (T) James Lipton interviews Josh Brolin, whose career began with a role in The Goonies, but who has gone on to star in films including W, Milk, Grindhouse and No Country for Old Men. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Inside the Actors Studio (R) (T) James Lipton interviews Irish-American comedian Denis Leary, who first became known for his acerbic stand-up routines before carving out an acting career in films and TV series including Rescue Me and Stolen Hearts. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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E! Entertainment

UPC Channel: 501Sky Channel: 151
TV Listings for E! Entertainment, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 E! Investigates An investigation into prescription drug abuse, from the celebrities who use them to the doctors who make a fortune from providing them. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Holly's World Josh returns to Las Vegas with news about his future, while Holly helps Angel get used to her new enhanced figure and throws her a huge 21st birthday party. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:30 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Dr 90210 Two exotic dancers opt for plastic surgery. Elsewhere, Dr Rey and Dr Diamond experience conflict in their own homes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Sexiest Women of the World Profiles of Hollywood's hottest stars, who represent 25 countries across the globe. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Holly's World Josh returns to Las Vegas with news about his future, while Holly helps Angel get used to her new enhanced figure and throws her a huge 21st birthday party. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 Teleshopping A chance to buy bargains galore. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Living

UPC Channel: 124Sky Channel: 107
TV Listings for Sky Living, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Criminal Minds (R) (T) A San Diego stalker is killing college students in a variety of gruesome ways and BAU's new addition Seaver needs to prove her worth before more teenagers meet a grisly end. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Kids Who Have It All (R) (T) Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 The Biggest Loser (R) (T) Following overweight contestants as they compete to shed the pounds and turn their lives around, aided by fitness trainers and health experts. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Fat Families: Second Helpings (R) (T) Steve Miller revisits Ron, Mark and Daniel Jeape, who weighed a combined 62st when he first met them. The weight-loss expert sees if they have maintained their healthier lifestyles after father Ron became worried he would lose his job due to ill-health. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:20 Jerry Springer (R) (T) Jerry invites more guests to engage in another open and highly unpredictable discussion. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:45 Jerry Springer (R) (T) Jerry invites more guests to engage in another open and highly unpredictable discussion. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Grey's Anatomy (R) Dr Wyatt instructs Cristina and Owen to abstain from sex, while Izzie is bemused by how distant Alex has become. Elsewhere, Lexie considers taking her relationship with Mark to the next level. Medical drama, starring Sandra Oh, Kevin McKidd, Katherine Heigl and Justin Chambers. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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FX

UPC Channel: 126Sky Channel: 124
TV Listings for FX, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 True Blood (T) The supernatural drama returns, picking up the action 12 months after Russell Edgington's rampage soured relations between humans and vampires in America. All is not well in Bon Temps as the town's undead residents try to regain the trust of their mortal neighbours. Sookie's quest to discover more about her heritage yields disappointing results, and Crystal's friends turn on Jason when he tries to offer them help. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Family Guy (T) Brian gets a job with prestigious magazine The New Yorker, but it is not long before his new employer discovers he did not graduate from college, and promptly fires him. Filled with a burning desire to vindicate himself, he resolves to finish his education. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:30 Family Guy (T) Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her because he is not spending enough time with his father. She tells Peter to make an effort to bond with the youngster - but a theme park outing ends in disaster. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Family Guy (T) Lois discovers that she has an estranged brother, and combs the country in search of him, eventually finding him in a psychiatric hospital. Meanwhile, Peter starts a society for fat men. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Family Guy (T) Peter decides to start a new religion dedicated to his favourite Happy Days character, the Fonz, but finds it hard to recruit members. Meanwhile, a mishap leaves a disgruntled Stewie stuck in a bubble. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 American Dad! (T) Stan goes out with some co-workers from his office, but their night gets completely out of control when bodies pile up in the boot of Dick's car. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Scott Grimes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 American Dad! (T) A plan to con Steve into attending summer camp goes horribly wrong, leaving him interned with a group of refugees. Stan joins him, and manages to stage an Olympics-style competition between the inmates and a rebel faction living nearby. Featuring the guest voice of Thandie Newton. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 American Dad! Francine demands a real holiday when she discovers the CIA has fabricated all the family's previous breaks, but when the vacation seems too good to be true, her family suffers the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger aspires to become a celebrated actor. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 American Dad! (T) Stan becomes a traffic warden in a bid to be taken more seriously, and suddenly finds himself caught up in allegations of corruption and favouritism. Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger is one of the students. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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GOLD

UPC Channel: 120Sky Channel: 110
TV Listings for GOLD, 11 February 2012
Night 00:30 Men Behaving Badly (T) Gary finally prepares to give up his freedom but fears he has not slept with enough women, while Dorothy worries that gherkins in the pub will be the only highlight of her special day. Meanwhile, best man Tony has an ulterior motive for making sure the unhappy couple get through their ordeal safely. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Caroline Quentin, Neil Morrissey and Leslie Ash. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:10 The Office (T) In the second of two Christmas specials the yuletide office party throws up a few surprises, not least the arrival of David Brent's date, who turns out to be attractive and intelligent. Poor Tim is nervous about meeting Dawn and her fiance Lee after declaring his love for her before she left for America, as he still carries a torch for the former secretary. Starring Ricky Gervais, Mackenzie Crook, Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:25 Gimme Gimme Gimme (T) Tom poses as a soap star to impress an Italian he meets in a pub, and a night of passion ensues. The next day, jealous Linda does her utmost to bring their whirlwind liaison to a swift end. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Dave

UPC Channel: 122Sky Channel: 111
TV Listings for Dave, 11 February 2012
Night 00:35 Suits (T) An unexpected opportunity results in Mike Ross becoming the new associate at a Manhattan firm, despite not having a law degree. Legal drama, starring Patrick J Adams and Gabriel Macht. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:05 Star Stories (T) Comedians posing as Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt discuss their marriage breakdown and the factors that saw them achieve global success. Stars `appearing' include Courteney Cox, who reveals what the Friends cast thought of their co-star and there's a look at what could have happened on the set of Mr & Mrs Smith. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Star Stories (T) The impressionists present their version of the British supermodel's rise to fame, including her romantic entanglements and friendship with Naomi Campbell. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Channel 5

TV Listings for Channel 5, 11 February 2012
Night 00:05 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming offering viewers the chance to win cash on roulette, blackjack and autowheel. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:05 Nick's Quest (R) (T) Naturalist Nick Baker searches for the world's most dangerous species, beginning with a trip to the remote Llanos region of Venezuela in the hope of encountering the anaconda, one of the world's largest snakes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:25 Divine Designs (R) (T) Dr Paul Binski, head of art history at Cambridge University, examines icons and artefacts integral to the design of St Sophia's Greek Orthodox church in London's Regent's Park. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:50 Rough Guide to Cities (R) (T) Julia Bradbury tours Berlin, taking in the city's galleries, nightspots and cabarets before travelling on to Jerusalem. Toby Amies flies to Rio de Janeiro to check out the beaches and indulge in a little samba. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Hana's Helpline (R) (T) Francis finds out his grandma is coming to visit. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) (T) Naomi Wilkinson tries to invent a milkshake-making machine. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:35 Thomas & Friends (R) (T) Excitement mounts on the day of the Sodor school football match. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:45 Roary the Racing Car (R) (T) Mr Carburettor announces he wants to move with the times and be more modern. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Watch

Sky Channel: 109
TV Listings for Watch, 11 February 2012
Night 00:15 Traffic Cops Police in Hull use a stun gun for the first time while trying to combat dangerous offenders armed with guns and knives. Jamie Theakston narrates. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:15 Real Rescues The day-to-day work of the emergency services as they respond to 999 calls and protect the public. Nick Knowles presents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:10 Outtake TV Anne Robinson presents a collection of celebrity blunders from some of the BBC's best-known stars, including Dawn French, Bill Oddie and Alan Titchmarsh, which prove even the most professional of TV personalities can get it wrong. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:25 Super Vets The team prepares a puppy for emergency brain surgery, and fight to save the life of a critically injured foal. Over at Whipsnade Animal Park in Bedfordshire, a 42-year-old chimpanzee undergoes tests to establish if it is suffering from heart disease. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Close Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Alibi

UPC Channel: 151Sky Channel: 132
TV Listings for Alibi, 11 February 2012
Night 00:50 Silent Witness (T) Feature-length episode of the crime drama. Leo receives devastating news from home - his wife and daughter have been involved in a hit-and-run accident, prompting him to set off for Sheffield immediately. Meanwhile, Nikki is called out to the river when the bodies of two unidentified women are discovered, both shot execution-style. William Gaminara, Tom Ward and Emilia Fox star. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Murdoch Mysteries (T) The detective investigates the murder of a young woman who had been posing for erotic pictures. While searching through photo collections for clues, he discovers James Pendrick's wife Sally also posed for the same photographer and Murdoch fears for her life should he find out. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Syfy

UPC Channel: 129Sky Channel: 114
TV Listings for Syfy, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 The Evil Dead (1982, Horror) Five students staying in a remote cabin find an ancient magical book, and unwittingly unleash evil spirits on the world. The dark forces they have conjured up possess them one by one, transforming them into ravenous zombies with an insatiable desire to feast on the living. Sam Raimi's horror, starring Bruce Campbell and Ellen Sandweiss. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Killer Mountain (2011, Fantasy) A party of explorers is sent to climb an apparently insurmountable Bhutan mountain in search of the fabled lost city of Shangri-La, but disappears without trace. A second expedition sets out to find the missing team, and falls prey to terrifying monsters lurking on the peak. Fantasy thriller, starring Aaron Douglas and Crystal Lowe. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Atomic Twister (2002, Adventure) A scientist struggles to convince an unbelieving populace that the local nuclear power plant is in danger of blowing sky-high when a tornado hits the region. She faces a race against time to persuade the townsfolk to evacuate - and make sure her son is safe. Action adventure, starring Sharon Lawrence, Corbin Bernsen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Challenge TV

Sky Channel: 125
TV Listings for Challenge TV, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Family Fortunes (R) (T) Another two families compete for spot prizes and a large cash jackpot. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:30 Bullseye (R) (T) Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Bullseye (R) (T) Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:25 Takeshi's Castle (R) (T) Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 Takeshi's Castle (R) (T) Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:15 Nothing But the Truth (T) Jerry Springer connects the latest contestant to a lie detector - with his son watching - and asks him to own up to attending swingers' parties and comparing himself to other men by the urinal, in the hope of winning a £50,000 prize. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:05 Dirty Money Fast-paced quiz show in which victory comes at the expense of the other contestants. Marcus Bentley presents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Dirty Money Fast-paced quiz show in which victory comes at the expense of the other contestants. Marcus Bentley presents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:55 Vegas Virgins (T) The remaining four contestants take part in a high risk task. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:45 World's Greatest Gambling Scams Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:35 Stake Out Ruthless game show in which contestants bankrupt other players in an attempt to win up to £25,000, hosted by Anthony Davis. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Universal Channel

UPC Channel: 123Sky Channel: 113
TV Listings for Universal Channel, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 True Justice Part two of two. The investigation into the lethal Ecstasy pills continues, until Kane is ordered to act as security for a documentary film-maker. Drama, starring Steven Seagal. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 CSI: NY (T) A murder victim is discovered with her eyelids removed, leading Mac to suspect the involvement of a recently released serial killer who mutilated people in the same gruesome fashion. Stella learns the results of her HIV test, while Danny and Hawkes investigate the case of a man poisoned with ricin. Gary Sinise stars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 House (T) A drug dealer collapses during a sale, but refuses to reveal any personal information to the team because it might incriminate him. Meanwhile, Foreman's team-mates play a practical joke on him, while House and Wilson both set their sights on an attractive new neighbour. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 House (T) The medic decides to take on the case of a beautiful executive based on her looks, and the other men on the team are equally smitten. Only Thirteen is able to remain unaffected as the doctors try to determine the cause of the woman's illness. Meanwhile, House tries to resolve his past with a former medical school colleague. Hugh Laurie and Olivia Wilde star. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Psych (T) Shawn investigates a crime involving an ice-cream truck, but stumbles upon another act of law-breaking in progress and is taken hostage by the perpetrators. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Psych (T) Shawn investigates a death at an army base, which he believes is a murder case rather than a suicide, and begins to suspect Juliet's brother may be involved in the incident. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Discovery Channel

UPC Channel: 208Sky Channel: 520
TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (T) The adventurer heads for South Dakota in the heart of America, home to three wilderness landscapes. In the Black Hills, he tackles treacherous granite cliffs and explores an abandoned gold mine, while on the Great Plains he comes face to face with a charging herd of bison. Finally, in the Badlands, Bear experiences a searing 100-degree heat and struggles to find drinkable water. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Mythbusters (T) Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman and the team test a series of myths in Alaska, including whether a snowplow can split a car in two. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Mythbusters (T) Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate conspiracy theories alleging Nasa faked the first moon landing in July 1969, asking whether the agency could have carried out such an audacious and ambitious fraud. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Mythbusters (T) Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate whether a steak can survive an attempt to tenderise it with an explosive blast. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:50 Mythbusters (T) Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman discover whether the `one-inch punch' really works, and repeat a previous experiment, enlisting the aid of ninja Anthony Kelly to see if it is possible to catch an arrow in flight. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:40 Mythbusters (T) Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman try to re-enact a scene from the film Scent of a Woman, in which a blind army officer (Al Pacino) drives at speed through the bustling streets of New York, assisted by a terrified passenger. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 Destroyed in Seconds Ron Pitts presents a documentary series investigating the natural disasters and accidents that have caused large amounts of damage, from tornados to plane crashes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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National Geographic

UPC Channel: 215Sky Channel: 526
TV Listings for National Geographic, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Megafactories A behind-the-scenes look at the factory where BMW builds its second-generation X3s, revealing why the German manufacturers moved the production of this model to America. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Submarine Patrol Following the crew on board a British hunter-killer nuclear submarine. An intelligence-gathering mission lands the team in a conflict zone. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Alaska's Toughest Pilots The pilots patrol the Iron Dog - one of the hardest snowmobile races in the world - and battle whiteouts, icy winds and technical problems to ensure the safety of the event. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:45 Alaska's Toughest Pilots The team continues with their daily tasks but the routine is broken when the pilots are asked to transport a dangerous criminal. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Alaska's Toughest Pilots The pilots are busy during Sitka's local herring run, when fishermen hire them to spot their catch from the skies. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:15 Alaska's Toughest Pilots The pilots showcase their acrobatic skills on bear-spotting flights, and transport a pack of agitated sled dogs. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Biography Channel

UPC Channel: 218Sky Channel: 156
TV Listings for Biography Channel, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Paranormal State Members of Penn State University's Paranormal Society investigate after reported sightings of an apparition in an historic Tennessee hotel. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  00:30 Paranormal State Members of Penn State University's Paranormal Society investigate when a Delaware woman claims she is being haunted by an evil entity that sometimes takes the form of a raven. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Beyond Scared Straight Wayward youths are given an insight into life behind bars, and begin by meeting criminals in Hagerstown, Maryland, who reveal how unsafe it is in prison. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Born to Kill The life and crimes of Edmund Kemper, known as the `Co-Ed Killer', who murdered his grandparents and his mother, as well as six college students. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Monster in Laws A woman struggles to forgive her sister-in-law for an incident 15 years earlier, and keeps a list of each time she has wronged her. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Monster in Laws A man who is so fed up with his wife's mother that he has offered her $100,000 to stay out of his family's life forever. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 America's Court with Judge Ross A man sues an escort madam for unsatisfactory services and another demands a refund from a match-making company that made a big mistake. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 America's Court with Judge Ross A woman hopes to reclaim money she spent planning a wedding that never happened. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 America's Court with Judge Ross A soldier sues his ex-girlfriend for selling his car without permission while he was on deployment. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 America's Court with Judge Ross A woman sues for car repairs and another seeks compensation for a loan her boyfriend did not pay back. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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History Channel

UPC Channel: 217Sky Channel: 529
TV Listings for History Channel, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 MysteryQuest Using state-of-the-art technology to investigate whether governments around the world are engaged in a cover-up of UFO research. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 IRT Deadliest Roads: The Andes Ambitious rookies Tim and Tino challenge Hugh to a race on the death road. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Ancient Aliens Exploring the theory that aliens could have inhabited underwater cities on Earth, exploring ruins in Peru and Indian texts. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Only in America Larry the Cable Guy, the comic creation of Dan Whitney, offers his take on American culture during a tour of the country. He starts by looking at mule-breeding and rock quarries. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 UFO Files Part two of two. Imagining the possibility of advanced alien technology falling into human hands, such as invisibility cloaks, laser weapons and tele-transporters. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Decoding the Past Conclusion. Documentary exploring the history of the Koran, focusing on the word jihad, its meaning within the text, and how the concept has been interpreted by radicals. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Premiere

UPC Channel: 320Sky Channel: 301
TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Family Jewels (T) (2010, Comedy) A self-centred womaniser's easy-going life comes to an abrupt halt when he is attacked. Waking up in hospital, he finds he has been castrated. A further shock is in store when he finds himself on the receiving end of a paternity suit from a woman he cannot remember. Comedy, with Patrick Wilson, Judy Greer, Chloe Sevigny and Malcolm McDowell. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:40 The Top Ten Show Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 35mm This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Premiere +1

UPC Channel: 321Sky Channel: 302
TV Listings for Sky Movies Premiere +1, 11 February 2012
Night 01:00 Family Jewels (T) (2010, Comedy) A self-centred womaniser's easy-going life comes to an abrupt halt when he is attacked. Waking up in hospital, he finds he has been castrated. A further shock is in store when he finds himself on the receiving end of a paternity suit from a woman he cannot remember. Comedy, with Patrick Wilson, Judy Greer, Chloe Sevigny and Malcolm McDowell. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:40 The Top Ten Show Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 35mm This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Close Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Comedy

UPC Channel: 301Sky Channel: 304
TV Listings for Sky Movies Comedy, 11 February 2012
Night 01:20 Harlem Nights (1989, Comedy) A Harlem nightclub owner and his adopted son defy a notorious mobster who has been bribing a corrupt police sergeant to muscle in on their territory. Comedy, written and directed by Eddie Murphy, who also stars alongside Richard Pryor, Danny Aiello, Michael Lerner and Jasmine Guy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:20 35mm This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:50 Did You Hear about the Morgans? (T) (2009, Comedy) A bickering separated couple on the brink of divorce are thrown back together when they witness a murder. The FBI arrange for them to go into hiding together in a remote mountain town, a predicament that could either save their marriage or have them at each other's throats more than ever. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:40 The Top Ten Show Countdown of the biggest box office hits in Britain and America. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Action & Adventure/HD

UPC Channel: 302Sky Channel: 305
TV Listings for Sky Movies Action & Adventure/HD, 11 February 2012
Night 00:50 Kiss of the Dragon (2001, Adventure) A Chinese police officer travels to Paris in search of the head of an international drug ring. However, his target is a corrupt cop who promptly frames him for murder. Fighting to clear his name, he finds an unlikely ally in an American prostitute who offers to testify against the crooked detective in return for help in rescuing her daughter. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li and Bridget Fonda. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:35 Zombieland (T) (2009, Comedy) A mutated virus sweeps across America, turning most of the population into hideous flesh-eating monsters - and leaving a small group of survivors struggling to find a safe haven. Comedy horror, with Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Bill Murray. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:10 D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996, Comedy) The ice hockey team find themselves in a tight spot while attending an exclusive sports academy - leaving their former coach battling to save their necks once again. Second sequel to the children's comedy, starring Emilio Estevez, Joshua Jackson, Jeffrey Nordling and Joss Ackland. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Family

UPC Channel: 303Sky Channel: 306
TV Listings for Sky Movies Family, 11 February 2012
Night 01:15 The Tuxedo (T) (2002, Comedy) A bumbling chauffeur steps in to take the place of a secret agent injured in an explosion. Wearing the agent's hi-tech suit, and with the help of a rookie spy, the humble driver now has all the power he needs to stop a villain from gaining global domination by polluting the world's water supply. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Isaacs and Richie Coster. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:55 Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove (T) (2010, Adventure) An Australian girl visits her theme park owner grandfather in South Africa, where she discovers a baby whale stranded in a lagoon. She tries to find a way to return the animal to its pod at sea, but the owner of a rival park has his own plans for the creature. Family adventure, starring Bindi Irwin and Beau Bridges. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:40 All I Want for Christmas (1991, General Movie/Drama) Two unhappy youngsters search out a department store Santa Claus, desperate for him to grant their wish of reuniting their parents before their mother marries her new boyfriend. Drama, starring Leslie Nielsen, Thora Birch, Jamey Sheridan, Harley Jane Kozak, Lauren Bacall and Kevin Nealon. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Drama & Romance/HD

UPC Channel: 308Sky Channel: 308
TV Listings for Sky Movies Drama & Romance/HD, 11 February 2012
Night 01:15 The Informant! (T) (2009, Detective/Thriller) A delusional executive at an agricultural corporation becomes an FBI mole, setting out to expose his employers' corrupt business practices and make himself a public hero. However, his bizarre behaviour and own illegal financial activities threaten the entire operation. Steven Soderbergh's fact-based comedy thriller, starring Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey and Scott Bakula. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:05 Puncture (2011, General Movie/Drama) A lawyer with a cocaine addiction is hired to represent a designer of medical equipment, who is fighting to expose corruption in the pharmaceutical industry. He sees the case as a chance to prove himself, but finds his control over his drug use beginning to slip. Courtroom drama, starring Chris Evans, Mark Kassen, Marshall Bell and Vinessa Shaw. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:50 Preview A sneak peek at what's coming up this week on all of Sky's movie channels. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (T) (1967, Comedy) A white couple who pride themselves on their liberal attitudes come to realise they are not quite as open-minded as they thought when their daughter announces she is marrying a black man. While the bride-to-be does not care what others think of her, her fiance is determined to win the approval of both her family and his. Comedy drama, starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn and Sidney Poitier. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror

UPC Channel: 304Sky Channel: 309
TV Listings for Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 11 February 2012
Night 01:05 John Carpenter's The Ward (T) (2010, Horror) An amnesiac woman is committed to a psychiatric hospital after setting fire to a barn in the 1960s. She is haunted by visions of a mysterious shadowy presence and as several of her fellow patients go missing, she realises there is something supernatural haunting the institution and preying on the patients. Horror, with Amber Heard and Lyndsy Fonseca. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 Wake Wood (T) (2011, Horror) A couple whose daughter has died move to a remote Irish village, having heard that the locals can perform a pagan rite to resurrect the dead - but only for three days. The ritual seems to be a success, but it soon becomes clear there is something horribly wrong with the revived child. Horror, with Aidan Gillen, Eva Birthistle and Timothy Spall. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Bride of Frankenstein (1935, Horror) An eccentric professor persuades a reluctant Baron Frankenstein to resume his experiments in life creation. Meanwhile, his original monster goes in search of companionship - drawing him into a dreadful bargain with the two scientists. James Whale's horror sequel, starring Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Elsa Lanchester, Ernest Thesiger and Valerie Hobson. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Classics

UPC Channel: 305Sky Channel: 311
TV Listings for Sky Movies Classics, 11 February 2012
Night 01:30 Love with the Proper Stranger (T) (1963, General Movie/Drama) A woman desperate to escape her domineering family has a one-night stand with a musician and ends up pregnant. She enlists the father of the child's help in getting an an abortion, but in the process of finding a doctor, they grow closer together and begin to think twice about what they really want. Romantic comedy drama, starring Steve McQueen and Natalie Wood. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:15 Beau Geste (T) (1939, Adventure/War) Three brothers are accused of stealing from their aristocratic adopted mother. They seek to salvage their honour by joining the foreign legion, battling a rampaging Arab army as well as coming into conflict with their sadistic commanding officer. Action adventure, starring Gary Cooper, Ray Milland, Robert Preston and Brian Donlevy. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:20 Against All Flags (1952, Adventure) A hardy British seaman fakes being dismissed from the navy and imprisoned so he can infiltrate a pirate crew and bring the rogues to justice. However, his mission is complicated when he falls for a female buccaneer, making an enemy of the pirate captain he serves under. Swashbuckling adventure, starring Errol Flynn, Maureen O'Hara, Anthony Quinn and Mildred Natwick. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Modern Greats

UPC Channel: 307Sky Channel: 310
TV Listings for Sky Movies Modern Greats, 11 February 2012
Night 01:25 The Matrix Reloaded (T) (2003, Science Fiction) As the machines threaten the last refuge of humanity, a party of freedom fighters journeys into the virtual world of the Matrix to find a means to end the war once and for all. However, the computer program Agent Smith, once a tool of the machines, has returned from the dead with his own plans for the world. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne and Hugo Weaving. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:45 The Remains of the Day (T) (1993, General Movie/Drama) A butler in a 1930s aristocratic household has dedicated his life to serving his master, putting duty above all else and repressing his affection for the housekeeper, who also happens to be in love with him. On the outbreak of war, the nobleman's sympathies for the Nazi cause come to light, marking a change of heart in the old servant, who looks back with misgivings about the loyalty that may have cost him dearly. Period drama, with Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson and James Fox. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Indie

UPC Channel: 306Sky Channel: 312
TV Listings for Sky Movies Indie, 11 February 2012
Night 01:40 Winter's Bone (T) (2010, General Movie/Drama) A teenage girl looking after her mother and siblings in a remote mountain town discovers that her estranged drug-dealing father has used the family home as bail. If he does not turn up for his trial, they will all be out on the streets. The determined girl goes in search of her errant parent, only to face a conspiracy of silence. Drama, with Jennifer Lawrence and Isaiah Stone. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (1999, General Movie/Drama) A Catholic dating agency employee discovers he has the ability to impregnate any woman he sleeps with. His mother hatches a scheme to turn him into a kind of door-to-door salesman, offering guaranteed offspring to childless women. He even receives the blessing of the Church - but when he falls in love with an undertaker's assistant, his attitude to his calling starts to change. Comedy, with Kris Marshall, James Nesbitt and Kathy Kiera Clarke. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Showcase

Sky Channel: 303
TV Listings for Sky Movies Showcase, 11 February 2012
Night 01:35 The Royal Tenenbaums (T) (2001, Comedy) Three former child geniuses all grow up to be emotionally dysfunctional adults. Meanwhile, their estranged father learns his ex-wife is planning to remarry, so he pretends to be dying in a bid to regain his family's sympathy - and stop the wedding. Wes Anderson's comedy, starring Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Risky Business (T) (1983, Comedy) An upper-class suburban teenager gets involved with a prostitute while his parents are away on holiday, turning the family home into a brothel and jeopardising his plans for the future. Coming-of-age comedy, starring Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay, Bronson Pinchot and Joe Pantoliano. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:10 Happily N'Ever After 2 (T) (2009, Animated Movie/Drama) A selfish princess is driven from her home after falling foul of a scheme by her father's wicked fiance. Stuck out in the wilderness, she makes new friends and learns the importance of helping others before returning to foil her would-be stepmother's plans to take over the kingdom. Animated adventure, with the voice of Helen Niedwick and Jim Sullivan. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Movies Crime & Thriller/HD

Sky Channel: 307
TV Listings for Sky Movies Crime & Thriller/HD, 11 February 2012
Night 02:00 Showdown in Little Tokyo (T) (1991, Adventure) Two mismatched police officers draw on their well-honed martial arts skills to take on violent Yakuza gangs who are plaguing Los Angeles' Japanese community. A witness offers to testify against the leader of the yakuza, but will need their protection. Action adventure, starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Tia Carrere and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 The Heavy (T) (2010, Detective/Thriller) A gangland enforcer is released from prison after serving seven years for murder. A shady businessman offers him a job that strikes close to home - he must kill his own estranged brother, an ambitious MP with designs on becoming prime minister. However, he finds a maverick detective shadowing his every move. Crime thriller, with Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones and Stephen Rea. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:20 35mm This week's news from the world of cinema, including previews of forthcoming films and coverage of UK cinema releases. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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FilmFour

UPC Channel: 323Sky Channel: 315
TV Listings for FilmFour, 11 February 2012
Night 01:15 Boys Don't Cry (T) (1999, General Movie/Drama) A man arrives in a small town and soon proves to be a big hit with the locals, even winning the heart of a local beauty. Events take an unexpected turn when his new drinking buddies discover he is a transgender male and was born anatomically female, a relevation that unleashes a spiral of violence, rape and betrayal. Fact-based drama, starring an Oscar-winning Hilary Swank alongside Chloe Sevigny, Peter Sarsgaard, Brendan Sexton III and Alicia Goranson. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Turner Classic Movies

UPC Channel: 327Sky Channel: 317
TV Listings for Turner Classic Movies, 11 February 2012
Night 01:10 The Temp (1993, Detective/Thriller) A highly efficient temporary office worker embarks on a campaign of murder and intimidation to win a high-powered position with her latest employers, leaving her supervisor struggling to put an end to her devious schemes. Thriller, starring Lara Flynn Boyle, Timothy Hutton, Faye Dunaway, Oliver Platt, Dwight Schultz and Colleen Flynn. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 Teleshopping Buying goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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MGM

UPC Channel: 326
TV Listings for MGM, 11 February 2012
Night 00:45 After Dark, My Sweet (1990, General Movie/Drama) A short-fused former boxer escapes from a mental hospital, only to become drawn into an ill-fated kidnap plot after taking up with a widow and an embittered ex-cop. Crime drama, starring Jason Patric, Rachel Ward and Bruce Dern. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:35 Convict Cowboy (1995, General Movie/Drama) Jon Voight stars as a tough rodeo rider serving a jail sentence, who pulls out all the stops to prevent a naive inmate from falling in with the prison's crowd of violent drug dealers. Drama, with Kyle Chandler and the late Ben Gazzara. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Nickelodeon

UPC Channel: 604Sky Channel: 604
TV Listings for Nickelodeon, 11 February 2012
Night 02:00 Summer in Transylvania Comedy about an ordinary teenage girl who goes to school in Transylvania - where she has vampires, zombies, werewolves and mummies for classmates. Starring Sophie Stuckey, Amy Wren and Kane Ricca. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:25 Summer in Transylvania Comedy about an ordinary teenage girl who goes to school in Transylvania - where she has vampires, zombies, werewolves and mummies for classmates. Starring Sophie Stuckey, Amy Wren and Kane Ricca. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 Genie in the House Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:15 Genie in the House Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:40 Genie in the House Comedy adventures with an accident-prone genie who grants wishes to two teenage girls who released him from a lamp found in their attic. But whenever Emma and Sophie decide to use Adil's powers, they find themselves in situations that make them wish they hadn't. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:05 Rugrats Animated knee-high escapades with the inquisitive babies. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Rugrats Animated knee-high escapades with the inquisitive babies. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Cartoon Network

UPC Channel: 620Sky Channel: 601
TV Listings for Cartoon Network, 11 February 2012
Night 00:55 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm are forced into taking part in an Olympic-style contest against their `other-world' enemies, but losing the competition comes with a heavy price. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:20 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes The superheroes discover that the Doombot can think for itself, and when they are captured, Bruiser has to choose where to show his loyalty. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:40 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes The Mole Man kidnaps Ben Grimm and tries to convince him to build an underground paradise where no one is judged by their appearance. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:05 Chop Socky Chooks The Chooks become trapped in a prehistoric game level where the inhabitants, the Neandermalls, hail Chick P as their Queen. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:25 Chop Socky Chooks The evil Wasabi hypnotises everyone at a nightclub, turning them into zombies. The Chop Socky Chooks must fight back and try to return everyone to normal before it's too lat. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:50 Hero 108 Humans and animals, such as Jumpy Ghostface, ApeTrully and Mr No Hands, live together in a turtle shell called Big Green and battle for peace in the Hidden Kingdom. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:05 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm are forced into taking part in an Olympic-style contest against their `other-world' enemies, but losing the competition comes with a heavy price. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes The superheroes discover that the Doombot can think for itself, and when they are captured, Bruiser has to choose where to show his loyalty. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:50 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes The Mole Man kidnaps Ben Grimm and tries to convince him to build an underground paradise where no one is judged by their appearance. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:15 Chop Socky Chooks Wasabi fires Bubba and hires new henchmen in the shape of The Hairy Sumo Brothers. However, Harry and Larry Sumo have more important things to do than protect Wasabi. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:35 Chop Socky Chooks The elusive 'Bantam', a TV superhero from 20 years ago, reappears and has a surprise in store for the evil Wasab. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Boomerang

UPC Channel: 603Sky Channel: 603
TV Listings for Boomerang, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 The Garfield Show Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:25 My Spy Family Spike is challenged to compete against the world chess champion after pretending he can beat Marci, but does not really know how to play. Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:50 My Spy Family Spike believes it is up to him to save the town from a dangerous attack when a nuclear device is delivered to Batley. Comedy series following the lives of a family of former secret agents, who have been trained to foil criminal masterminds but are forced to face life as regular people. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:15 Skatoony Animated game show with real live contestants, hosted by Chudd Chudders and the Earl. A selection of lucky children compete to win fantastic prizes and be crowned the Skatoony Champion. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:40 The Garfield Show Back to back episodes of everyone's favourite wise-cracking feline and his best friend Odie. No one must hinder his lifelong purr-suit of lasagne and naps. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:05 The Flintstones Fred becomes a sheriff to help one of his old friends on the run from some dangerous outlaws. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:30 Hong Kong Phooey The hound investigates a number of break-ins and enlists the help of a friendly octopus to stop a bank robbery. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:55 Dastardly and Muttley Dick Dastardly and his canine companion try to stop a carrier pigeon from reaching its destination. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:20 Wacky Races More madcap motoring mayhem with Dastardly and Muttley. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:40 Top Cat TC and the gang find an abandoned baby in their alleyway and decide to look after the child while they search for its parents. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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MTV

UPC Channel: 701Sky Channel: 126
TV Listings for MTV, 11 February 2012
Night 00:20 Geordie Shore Reality TV show following eight young men and women as they spend a summer experiencing the highs and lows of Newcastle-upon-Tyne's party scene. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:20 South Park (T) With Ms Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:55 South Park (T) The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:20 Celebrity Deathmatch More famous figures step into the ring for a Plasticine punch-up. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 Best of Cribs Highlights from the programme where celebrities give guided tours of their homes. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Teleshopping Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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MTV Rocks

UPC Channel: 702Sky Channel: 354
TV Listings for MTV Rocks, 11 February 2012
Night 00:50 All Night Session Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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VH1

UPC Channel: 706Sky Channel: 356
TV Listings for VH1, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Top 20 Classic American songs. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:05 Non Stop Shuffle A continuous stream of hit songs. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Teleshopping A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Sports 1

UPC Channel: 402Sky Channel: 401
TV Listings for Sky Sports 1, 11 February 2012
Night 00:30 Champions League Weekly A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Prizefighter Boxing All the action from the second light-welterweight staging of the tournament, held at the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton, which featured eight British fighters and seven bouts. Those challenging for the title and the £32,000 first prize were Dale Miles, Tyrone Nurse, Barry Morrison, Adil Anwar, John Watson, Young Mutley, Dean Harrison and Mark Lloyd. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Super League Wigan Warriors v Leeds Rhinos. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present another chance to see the Super League clash at the DW Stadium. The Warriors just missed out on topping the table last season and were defeated twice by St Helens in the play-offs, but it was the Rhinos who lifted the Super League trophy by beating the Saints in the Grand Final. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 Champions League Weekly A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Sports 2

UPC Channel: 403Sky Channel: 402
TV Listings for Sky Sports 2, 11 February 2012
Night 01:15 Football First A chance for viewers to see extended highlights of a Premier League match of their own choice from the latest list of fixtures, including Blackburn Rovers v Queens Park Rangers, Everton v Chelsea and Sunderland v Arsenal. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:45 Sky Sports Classics South Africa v Australia. Action from the fifth one-day international between the sides at Durban in 2006. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Live International One-Day Cricket Australia v India. Coverage of the fourth match of the Commonwealth Bank Series, held at the Adelaide Oval. The teams last met here in this format in the 2008 staging of this tournament, and it was Australia who triumphed in a low-scoring encounter as they managed to bowl the Indians out for just 153, 50 runs short of their own batting total of 203. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Sports 3

UPC Channel: 404Sky Channel: 403
TV Listings for Sky Sports 3, 11 February 2012
Night 01:00 Spanish Football Osasuna v Barcelona and Real Betis v Athletic Bilbao. Action from the La Liga encounters at the Estadio Reyno de Navarra and the Estadio Benito Villamarin respectively. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:30 Max Power Motor sport magazine going behind the scenes at major events, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater events. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:30 Champions League Weekly A preview of the first round of last-16 first-leg matches, which are AC Milan v Arsenal at the San Siro, Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona at the BayArena, Lyon v APOEL at the Stade Gerland and Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica at the Petrovsky Stadium. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Spanish Football Osasuna v Barcelona and Real Betis v Athletic Bilbao. Action from the La Liga encounters at the Estadio Reyno de Navarra and the Estadio Benito Villamarin respectively. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:30 Road to London A look ahead to this summer's Olympic Games, featuring insights into the preparations of medal hopefuls and exciting young talents, all of whom are training hard in their chosen disciplines. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Sky Sports 4

UPC Channel: 405Sky Channel: 404
TV Listings for Sky Sports 4, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 WWE: NXT Following the next generation of wrestling talent as they aim to make their mark in World Wrestling Entertainment, under the watchful eyes of established WWE stars. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 WWE: Late Night - Smackdown Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Presented by Josh Mathews, Michael Cole and Booker T. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 WWE: Late Night - Bottom Line Scott Stanford presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw, featuring action both in and out the ring, interviews, news and previews. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Elite League Ice Hockey Anna Woolhouse presents a round-up of recent matches from the domestic top flight, featuring the latest news from around the league. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:00 Sports Unlimited (T) Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities from around the world, including mountain biking, snowboarding and skating. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Setanta Ireland

UPC Channel: 105Sky Channel: 423
TV Listings for Setanta Ireland, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Six Nations Rugby Union France v Ireland. A chance to see the clash at the Stade de France, where Declan Kidney's men were aiming to avenge last season's 25-22 defeat at the Aviva Stadium. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  02:00 Serie A Udinese v AC Milan. A chance to see the Italian league clash at the Stadio Friuli. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:00 Serie A Cagliari v Palermo. A chance to see the Italian top-flight clash at the Stadio Sant'Elia. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Setanta Sports 1

UPC Channel: 406Sky Channel: 424
TV Listings for Setanta Sports 1, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Live NHL Ice Hockey Toronto Maple Leafs v Montreal Canadiens (Face-off 12.00am). Coverage of the Eastern Conference Northeast Division clash at the Air Canada Centre. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:00 Live NHL Ice Hockey Calgary Flames v Vancouver Canucks (Face-off 3.00am). All the action from the Western Conference Northeast Division meeting at the Scotiabank Saddledome. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Eurosport

UPC Channel: 423Sky Channel: 410
TV Listings for Eurosport, 11 February 2012
Night 00:00 Futsal The UEFA Euro Championship final. Action from the showpiece occasion at the Arena Zagreb in Croatia. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  01:00 Close Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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Eurosport 2

UPC Channel: 425Sky Channel: 411
TV Listings for Eurosport 2, 11 February 2012
Night 01:00 Eurosport2 News The latest sports news from around the world. Coverage continues through the night. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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ESPN

UPC Channel: 407Sky Channel: 417
TV Listings for ESPN, 11 February 2012
Night 01:15 Friday Night Fights Demetrius Andrade v Derek Ennis. A chance to see the IBF Light Middleweight title eliminator at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  03:15 AMA Supercross Action from the 250cc race at the Angel Stadium of Anaheim in California, as the 2012 campaign got under way. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  04:15 AMA Supercross Action from the 500cc race at the Angel Stadium of Anaheim in California, as the 2012 campaign got under way. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:15 NBA Action Basketball news from the high-profile North American league, featuring highlights and interviews. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
  05:45 ESPN Kicks: Extra A round-up of the latest sporting highlights. Add to MyCalendar Create SMS Reminder Email this to a friend
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TV legend: (R) = Repeat (T) = Teletext subtitles available

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