New York Minute

While most middle-aged men will never have heard of the Olsen Twins, they are rather famous on both sides of the Atlantic (having had their own sitcom series since their preteens and being multimillionaires). This latest offering from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen is the 'obligatory feature-length film' and it finds the pair high and dry in the Big Apple. I can whole-heartedly assure you, it isn't very good. For more engaging adolescent fun, stick to Mean Girls.